The shit is no longer imaginary. JUST GOT REAL.. yay math shit Real SHIT JUST GOT RE math jokes
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#9 - rotiart (09/19/2012) [-]
**rotiart rolled a random image posted in comment #238 at Oh Vader... ** MFW I don't get these kind of math jokes
User avatar #13 to #9 - graphenz ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Ok so if you take the square root of -1, or any negative number actually, you get i (imaginary number) if you then proceed times that with itself you will get i*i which is -1, then the **** (which was imaginary) is now real, now it just doesn't give a hit, actually that much that the **** you earlier handed over, you're taking back.
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#23 to #9 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
You can't find the sqare root of a negative number. That's why it's called an imaginary number.
#132 to #9 - andalitemadness (09/19/2012) [-]
Here is an explanation
User avatar #57 to #9 - supermegasherman (09/19/2012) [-]
do you want me to explain? i like explaining..
#11 to #9 - dryicevii (09/19/2012) [-]
**dryicevii rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Run, run as fast you can ** MFW your sweet roll.
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#138 to #11 - tehdubstepman (09/19/2012) [-]
**tehdubstepman rolled a random image posted in comment #633078 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW you get a good roll about a roll
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#12 to #11 - vexaton ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
**vexaton rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The internet has spoken ** mfw you rolled a sweet roll after a sweet roll.
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#63 to #24 - jehova (09/19/2012) [-]
**jehova rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at It is I , Professor Mustache! **
I want to be hated too...
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User avatar #97 to #73 - pacoseago (09/19/2012) [-]
Would you like me to do it for you?
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#117 to #105 - pacoseago (09/19/2012) [-]
WELL TOO BAD
WELL TOO BAD
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#3 - rafikithenig (09/19/2012) [-]
yay math
#49 - beerterror (09/19/2012) [-]
MFW I haven't seen maths in years and I still got the joke... kinda...
User avatar #52 to #49 - mykoira (09/19/2012) [-]
wtf is happened to his arms? his hand on keyboard is black

User avatar #59 to #52 - iwanttousenumbers (09/19/2012) [-]
The head is photoshopped
User avatar #62 to #59 - mykoira (09/19/2012) [-]
duh.
#75 - crispytg (09/19/2012) [-]
Was going to thumb this up but I just got a text that I got someone pregnant! Weird day
#85 to #75 - tastycupcakes (09/19/2012) [-]
This guy right here
#112 to #101 - reyden (09/19/2012) [-]
sin(gerine)
= ----------------
cos(gerine)
User avatar #99 - hipsophobadon (09/19/2012) [-]
My teacher was right I was going to need to know this.
For one joke on FJ
Wasn't worth it
User avatar #6 - swittig (09/19/2012) [-]
The square root of - **** is not necessarily imaginary. **** could be negative, making - **** a positive number.
User avatar #14 to #6 - graphenz ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
true, but I'm guessing -" **** " **** being the clever undercover title of a number ;)
#113 - thegreenwenie (09/19/2012) [-]
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#54 - ompalomper (09/19/2012) [-]
i laughed at a math joke

is this what i have been redused to?

browsing funnyjunk for a math joke in a overused meme?

i don't even know anymore
#96 to #54 - ninootendoo (09/19/2012) [-]
same here....
same here....
#102 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
****** still negative. **** you.
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#106 to #104 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
square root of - **** times square root of - ****

There are no numbers to multiply with
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#118 to #107 - susinfluenza (09/19/2012) [-]
Nope. It's negative 			****		.    
sqrt(-			****		) = i*sqrt(			****		)    
   
(i*sqrt(			****		))^2 = i*sqrt(			****		)*i*sqrt(			****		) = sqrt(			****		)*sqrt(			****		)*i*i = 			****		*i^2   
   
i^2 = -1.   
   
Therefore: 			****		*i^2 = -			****		   
Therefore: sqrt(-			****		)^2 = -			****		   
   
Q.E.D. bitch.
Nope. It's negative **** .
sqrt(- **** ) = i*sqrt( **** )

(i*sqrt( **** ))^2 = i*sqrt( **** )*i*sqrt( **** ) = sqrt( **** )*sqrt( **** )*i*i = **** *i^2

i^2 = -1.

Therefore: **** *i^2 = - ****
Therefore: sqrt(- **** )^2 = - ****

Q.E.D. bitch.
#151 - zombiejew (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh god, school is actually relevant for once in my life
#149 - redwolfradolf (09/19/2012) [-]
Wow.... A math joke that I understood.....

What is this sorcery?
User avatar #76 to #65 - dirigiblequixote (09/19/2012) [-]
Damn, I was just going to post that!
#126 - spacetequila (09/19/2012) [-]
Reppin my math majors.
Reppin my math majors.
#82 - nyawgga (09/19/2012) [-]
I bet only 10% of people who read this actually get it.
#91 to #82 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
god knows i didn't, IM THE 90%!
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#29 - bitchplzzz (09/19/2012) [-]
I get it.
I get it.
User avatar #114 - reyden (09/19/2012) [-]
i love how so many people are glad they understand....yet don't realize that the equation is written incorrectly
#133 to #114 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
A negative number is still real, hope you realize that.
User avatar #172 to #133 - totodigatr (09/20/2012) [-]
The equation is still wrong.

(√ - **** )^2 = (√ **** i)^2 (i being the complex number).

The square root and the square get canceled.

As final result, you still have **** i . That still is a complex number
#141 - jalthelas (09/19/2012) [-]
****		 just got real.
**** just got real.
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