Pre-school. . Anonymous (ID: twt ) Readies: ' she 29 on sidewalk shave to use bathroom. about to pants arun into nearest business to use bathroom sits a daycare
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Pre-school

Anonymous (ID: twt ) Readies: '
she 29 on sidewalk
shave to use bathroom. about to **** pants
arun into nearest business to use bathroom
sits a daycare
ask where bathroom is
acute girl points towards it
rage and relieve myself
out, and children are sitting in mete
agid asks me to have a seat and read with them. must think Fm a parent
was to tell her i just game in to ****
bait down and hear her read
hawkward as **** .
braind wanders. start thinking about last night with girlfriend
a boner
swearing sweatpants. not good
girl asks me which kid is mine. i tell her none.
r: -she gives look of disgust N never forget. demands i leave
istant up. tent fully pitched
skids all scream
arun out as fast as i can
on god, Edda is true it' s the greatest thing I have ever read.
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#73 - poniesareghey (09/19/2012) [-]
Most relevant thing I've got
User avatar #105 to #73 - xxeternaleclipsexx (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh jesus the laughter.
#46 - rohanisbeast (09/19/2012) [-]
**rohanisbeast rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Katy and Rihanna **
> Be in a daycare
> Someones Dad runs in to the bathroom
> Comes out,Joins story time
> The puppy that lost its way, best story ever
> When story over dude stands up, full erect
> Start freaking out thing I'm getting a pounding
> MFW l still go to weekly therapy.
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#85 to #46 - masteh has deleted their comment [-]
#97 to #46 - johnshepherd (09/19/2012) [-]
That roll. lol.
That roll. lol.
#57 to #46 - princebroken (09/19/2012) [-]
**princebroken rolled a random image posted in comment #650776 at MLP Friendly Board **god damn that roll
**princebroken rolled a random image posted in comment #650776 at MLP Friendly Board **god damn that roll
User avatar #58 to #57 - princebroken (09/19/2012) [-]
da **** i roll?
#55 to #46 - practicalproblems (09/19/2012) [-]
Don't be so hard on him, he made a mistake.
#74 to #46 - bakkenmetbaard (09/19/2012) [-]
MFW checking OP's posting history
#56 to #46 - protectron (09/19/2012) [-]
Now how do you feel about your self?
User avatar #47 to #46 - creepingorion (09/19/2012) [-]
dat roll
#50 to #46 - techketzer (09/19/2012) [-]
What a ******* winroll.
#51 to #46 - bakkenmetbaard (09/19/2012) [-]
That roll is too perfect
That roll is too perfect
#75 to #46 - tantcancer (09/19/2012) [-]
**tantcancer rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Piss ** what I think of your roll
#61 to #46 - kingdickfart (09/19/2012) [-]
**kingdickfart rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Omegle... ** mmm dat roll
User avatar #66 to #61 - admiralen ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
epic roll nr 2
#2 - ghchamp (09/19/2012) [-]
why'd you leave? sounds like things were just getting good!
why'd you leave? sounds like things were just getting good!
User avatar #167 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/19/2012) [-]
seriously
how has no one replied yet
User avatar #178 to #167 - errydayimshufflin (09/20/2012) [-]
because you don't ******* reply for the sake of replying.
User avatar #179 to #178 - TardytheTurtle (09/20/2012) [-]
personally I hate when I get a good comment but no one replies
then I don't know if the comment is doing good unless someone replies
also think about if a post on the front page had no replies at all
wouldn't that strike you as odd
hell if a post not on the front page had thumbs like this and no comments it would be weird as ****
User avatar #181 to #179 - errydayimshufflin (09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, but it never gets that way, because there's always someone that says "OHEMGEE THERE'S X NUMBER OF VIEWS/THUMBZ AND NO COMMENTZ?! WATCH OUT GUIZE ITS MY BIG MOMENT TROLOLOLOLOLOL". It's just annoying.
User avatar #184 to #181 - TardytheTurtle (09/20/2012) [-]
I have yet to actually see that
good day to you
#170 to #167 - thejakestone (09/19/2012) [-]
shut the **** up with this reply ****
#5 - spacedunk (09/19/2012) [-]
Wow. A funny story that wasn't pointless waste leading up to song lyrics?
Awesome!
User avatar #9 to #5 - ishalltroll (09/19/2012) [-]
Alternate endings:
">run out as fast as i can
>break through the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur"

">run out as fast as i can
>im nervous
>knees weak
>arms are spaghetti
>have vomit on my spaghetti already
>moms spaghetti"
User avatar #114 to #9 - pikoneo (09/19/2012) [-]
>run out as fast as i can
>cellphone rings
>its mom
>'john is kill'
>'no'
User avatar #180 to #114 - BCfUnNyJuNkIe (09/20/2012) [-]
Whats that meme called? if it is even a meme? or how did it start?
User avatar #183 to #180 - pikoneo (09/20/2012) [-]
sorry if im late buddy but here it is www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4050600/john+is+kill/
User avatar #43 to #9 - majormoron (09/19/2012) [-]
the second one made me lol a little.
#13 to #9 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
>knees weak
>arms heavy
>it's falling out of my pockets already
>moms spaghetti

The way you put it isn't nearly as catchy.
User avatar #31 - bearlo (09/19/2012) [-]
He should have said, "I haven't decided yet."
User avatar #4 - taelamin ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
If it's true, he deserves it for wearing sweat pants.
#3 - wigglyjr (09/19/2012) [-]
You're a pedo aren't you Anon
#16 - midnightflower (09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #16 - creosote (09/19/2012) [-]
Reminds me of Skii Free.
#69 - zakvanloocke (09/19/2012) [-]
his face when
his face when
#98 - peggscott (09/19/2012) [-]
>Which kid id yours
>"I haven't decided yet"
>mfw
#151 - hammerfell (09/19/2012) [-]
MFW 'tent fully pitched'
User avatar #173 to #151 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/19/2012) [-]
I see your from hammerfell. Can't pitch a tent with a curved 'sword'.
#123 - thegreenwenie (09/19/2012) [-]
kids faces when
kids faces when
#139 to #123 - hotgog (09/19/2012) [-]
>29 year old's face when
>29 year old's face when
User avatar #175 to #139 - heartlessrobot (09/20/2012) [-]
20+ Sith versus 2 Jedi. Not very good odds.
#185 to #175 - thegreenwenie (09/20/2012) [-]
but it's not just two jedi, it's obi-wan and anakin. i think the odds aren't so bad.
User avatar #186 to #185 - heartlessrobot (09/20/2012) [-]
Not even Yoda and Mace Windu could take on more than 4, and there are clearly more than 4. Although, Anakin as Darth Vader might have a chance.
#147 to #139 - justwat (09/19/2012) [-]
>mfw ..oh wait, I don't have one
#91 - sweateagle (09/19/2012) [-]
"Tent fully pitched" 10/10
#53 - romagnum (09/19/2012) [-]
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#8 - HunterAsesino (09/19/2012) [-]
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