Bullshitphysics biology. I know it's not physics but it was requested so here you go..... This man understands too much. We must contain him in the rice fields. Asian eyes climatus
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#20 - Petroleum ONLINE
Reply +345
(09/19/2012) [-]
This man understands too much.   
   
We must contain him in the rice fields.
This man understands too much.

We must contain him in the rice fields.
#41 to #20 - balogan
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Rice fields you say?
Rice fields you say?
#107 to #41 - alvinruss
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(09/19/2012) [-]
no, he said "Rice fields"
no, he said "Rice fields"
#611 to #107 - anon
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(09/19/2012) [-]
You sure it wasn't "Rice fields"?
#341 to #20 - anon
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(09/19/2012) [-]
i can still here it in my head
#157 to #20 - wrpen
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Fierds*
#76 to #20 - lucidria
Reply +151
(09/19/2012) [-]
And then beat him to death with small porcelain figures.
Yes, it shall be a knick-knack paddy whack.
#191 to #76 - shitshitshit
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(09/19/2012) [-]
that was brilliant
#342 to #76 - sacredmagic ONLINE
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Hello Colin!
#715 to #76 - technosauce **User deleted account**
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(09/19/2012) [-]
that was the funniest comment i have seen on this site.

you need more thumbs
#796 to #76 - areuserious
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(09/20/2012) [-]
what you did there....I see it
#333 to #76 - anon
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(09/19/2012) [-]
this needs more thumbs
#9 - oliphan
Reply +144
(09/18/2012) [-]
Inglishfag here. I can confirm that this is, in fact, not Margaret Thatcher.
It's Ann Widdecombe!

****, OP, get your facts straight! People might start thinking you're not a real, legitimate, scientist. They may even think that you don't science at all!
#10 to #9 - pineappleninja
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(09/18/2012) [-]
pretty sure that is not Ann Widdecombe, its clearly a stamp.
#237 to #10 - anon
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(09/19/2012) [-]
*tramp
#257 to #237 - ericbeagles
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Not cool, and also not funny
#274 to #257 - bronycurious
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Not cool, and also not funny
#285 to #274 - ericbeagles
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I kind of meant him calling the Queen a tramp wasn't exactly on, also I wasn't trying to be funny... Apologies for not being clear on what I meant, have some puppies
I kind of meant him calling the Queen a tramp wasn't exactly on, also I wasn't trying to be funny... Apologies for not being clear on what I meant, have some puppies
#540 to #10 - dustypengwin
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(09/19/2012) [-]
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Oh my god, I ******* lost it




your picture matches my current shirt btw..
#109 - pancakeswag
Reply +126
(09/19/2012) [-]
I would like to see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
#380 to #109 - anon
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(09/19/2012) [-]
this
#208 to #109 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#153 - goodnewseveryone
Reply +96
(09/19/2012) [-]
Brock from Digimon
#5 - kazorkthedork
Reply +61
(09/18/2012) [-]
please tell us how magnets work.
#45 - zaskaishi
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(09/19/2012) [-]
this is the one thing that really made me laugh from this.
#48 to #45 - jasonvgrace
Reply -20
(09/19/2012) [-]
That one really rustled my Jimmies
#646 to #48 - brettyoke
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(09/19/2012) [-]
You didn't even have a picture and it's not the time...
#115 - themoe
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Real reason:


Back when humanity began (In Africa) they started to seperate throughout the globe. Some tranveled north and within many many generations their skin started to evolve to white and some of those stared to travel east (Middle eastish) where all was sand and desert. living in sandy areas they had a tough time looking with sand blowing all the time so through many generations evolution started to slowly change the design of their eyes to be more squinqy so they can see better in the desert. They later ended up moving more east and occupying asia.


TLDR: Asians have those eyes to help them see better in a desert. They are the true arabs of the middle east
#127 to #115 - aussiepridevil
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(09/19/2012) [-]
now wait a minute.

explain how native south americans, australian aboriginals, islanders and northern native americans all came from africa. respectively.

unless you belive in the Pangaea theory and you also beleive that humanity is as old as a Pangaean earth.

now if you're past all that then another possible theory is mass migration, plausible, but if all humans came from africa then the native americans would have to take the same migration path as the asians, then cross the bering straight by no reasonable means then migrate hundreds of miles more down into the inhospitable jungles of south and central america.
and after taking the same migration path as the asiatics how come there are no true similarities between the two.

unless you're a horrible fail troll you are quite the idiot.
#815 to #115 - AnFour
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(02/18/2013) [-]
I thought because the lived in the mountains and it was very windy?
#121 to #115 - ludislavonac
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Yes this is the most accepted theory
#126 to #115 - vladhellsing ONLINE
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(09/19/2012) [-]
It's not just the sand, but the scorching sun too (as there's not much shade in the desert).
#129 to #126 - themoe
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Sorry, forgot to mention that
#225 to #115 - whtkid
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I am desert and I can confirm this
#84 - charx
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(09/19/2012) [-]
wut
#189 - bushtimy
Reply +47
(09/19/2012) [-]
Was I the only one who saw
<-- this?
#215 to #189 - DividerOfNought
Reply +28
(09/19/2012) [-]
mad paint skillz
#240 - jennathedog **User deleted account**
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#392 to #240 - spreeky
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Like the gorillas. Strongest/Biggest dick get all the females. But we live in a civilizated society so we don't need a big dick to get the ladies.
#269 to #240 - AMTZ
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Because black women have extremely large butts compared to other races so to prevent extinction, the black man's genitals adapted to the rather large distance from the entry of the vagina to the the most protruding point on the female african's butt. (all black people do it doggy style. Just accept it.)
#247 to #240 - kaboomz
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(09/19/2012) [-]
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this is oldest question in the universe much older than aliens

we need your science OP