Ricky at his finest again. . Ricky Gervais I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn' t believe in any God the most. Oh, no.. ser
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Ricky at his finest again

Ricky Gervais
I see Atheists are fighting and
killing each other again, over
who doesn' t believe in any God
the most. Oh, no.. serait.. that
never happens.
4: d 16 Sep 12
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Submitted: 09/18/2012
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#8 - soulkiller (09/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #131 - ShadeElement ONLINE (09/18/2012) [+] (45 replies)
Here's the thing-
Religious folk poke at atheists all the time. It never really upsets us though. Mostly because their jabs make no sense to us. Its tough to make someone feel bad about God hating them or going to hell when they don't believe in either. Its like telling a gay man he can go suck a dick. Really he's just thinking ".....ok".

On the other hand, religious folk are a source of endless entertainment to an atheist. First off, they believe in magic sky people and other such nonsense. What that call "devout" we call a 30 year man who still believes in Santa Claus. So many jokes, so little time.
Secondly, its just so easy to set them off. Like poking a badger with a stick. Usually just the mention that your an atheist sets off an applause worthy rant. Its like, secretly, deep down, they know its all complete ******** . So they NEED you to believe to validate their own imaginary world, otherwise they feel like a complete ******* .

So you see, its really a never ending cycle. Well...almost. Religion in general is on its way out. Thank the internet. The enemy of religion is information, and as information becomes more and more easily available to absolutely everyone, there is simply less need for an invisible old man with a penchant for ********* .
Atheists really don't need to do anything more than we've always done- sit back and laugh.

User avatar #260 to #131 - dbrak (09/18/2012) [-]
Well then, aren't you just so much smarter and better than everyone else?

I'm not even religious. You just sound like a complete ******* right now. No offense. And I will get red thumbed for pointing out that I see at least 10x more hate from Atheists than from the common religious people.
#377 - poptartsniper (09/18/2012) [+] (25 replies)
I love how Atheists only talk about God. Ironic, no?
I love how Atheists only talk about God. Ironic, no?
#68 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I think the internet atheists are becoming just as annoying as christians. I am an atheist, and even i'm getting annoyed by this **** . And for the last time, christians don't hurt people. Extremists hurt people. Don't get them confused. You ******* morons.
#919 - soundofwinter ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Our way is most logical and all others must be eliminated
User avatar #60 - oneeyedfreak (09/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah, we should all become atheists for that is the right thing to do, I mean, all wars and fights will immediately end! Oh, no.. wait.. that would never happen.
User avatar #739 - esgrimidor (09/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Oh. Look. A post about religion on fj. Again. Ha. Oh boy. ******* hilarious. You sure did show those religiousfags. Again. Ha. We sure got 'em that time.
#175 - jakeattack (09/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>implying humans don't already fight about plenty of other things
>implying if there was no religion we wouldn't fight about something else
>implying all atheists are peace loving
>implying ALL people who have a religion are violent.]
>implying implications
#993 - thessalonaki (09/19/2012) [-]
MFW Religious or Political posts on FJ
MFW Religious or Political posts on FJ
#880 - dipshitz (09/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Christfag reporting for duty! Religion isn't bad. Some people wrongly use it to justify killing, discrimination, etc. when such actions are contrary to the Church's teaching. Religion isn't nearly as bad as you guys make it seem. People that use Religion to justify wrongdoing give the rest of us a bad name.
#855 - UNIQUELOL (09/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
IF JESUS DOESN'T EXIST THEN WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF HIM HOLDING A LAMB.


#SWAQYOLO
#560 - powerlevel (09/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"I dont know whether or not god exist, doesnt matter to me. I couldnt care less from the beginning.

but I don't intend on denying those who want to believe"

-Roronoa Zoro
#209 - teoferrazzi (09/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
didn't Stalin ban religion and kill a bunch of people in the process?
#446 - srskate (09/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>MFW people aren't rioting because of their religion, its because of their culture.
Muslims who were born and raised in america aren't rioting.
#1 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He's so right... Atheists, (defined as people who don't believe in conventional god/gods) and most people who don't believe in organized religion seem to be a peaceful bunch - at least as a group.

The exception is militant patriotism - or political fanaticism taken to brutal excess. That particular ******** can affect someone with or without a belief in the supernatural.
#1002 - jadocars (09/19/2012) [-]
I still love me some Jesus!
User avatar #756 - badsamaritan (09/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Yah and atheist never shunned and killed religious people. Wait remember the ussr and china?
#5 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, and Hitler seem like a nice bunch of guys to me. Who cares that combined they had anywhere from 89 to 118milliom people killed?

#6 to #5 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
Hitler was Christian. He thought he was doing Gods work when killing the Jews. He shunned the Evolution because he couldn't accept being the ancestors of apes.

On the standard army belt they have it says "In God we trust" or something in German. So no, Hitler is not an atheist.

As for the two others, they are just psychopaths that Atheism has nothing to do with.
#14 - dickthebutt (09/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
yes it does
User avatar #17 to #14 - tankeruber (09/18/2012) [-]
A specific event in history. Date and participants. Me and my mate is not a specific event.
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