An Artist's Work. Not OC, just found, and I thought I'd share.. File: 13321 KB, 2011251, pg) Chandelier neighbors house. nobody ‘WET ' neuter is hunts, and you'
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An Artist's Work

An Artist's Work. Not OC, just found, and I thought I'd share.. File: 13321 KB, 2011251, pg) Chandelier neighbors house. nobody ‘WET ' neuter is hunts, and you'

Not OC, just found, and I thought I'd share.

File: 13321 KB, 2011251, ****** pg)
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A solid **** goes only so far. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, note
Prankster.
First off, my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand - things that would hurt
me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim would to contract
on or some sort of intent hat hasten a, I am here to change lives, and thus I must change my
I have a strong recount, so twill hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swapping my ass with
the paintbrush and leaving a yen, my light swab of feces in only the most inconspicuous of spots. Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps. Inside the battery slot for tales remotes- The underside of CD tities.
A little bit on every corner of artery window sill. I will leave my stink in the places we most often week. Behind the
handle of the fridge. The hinges of artery bedroom door. The plastic back parts of eatery tooth bash head. under
every lid of eatery jar. And only until my withered, diseased little asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops airman its
chatted and puckered darkness will I lease-
The house will be collared in a neatly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will lease my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost.
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#33 - ihatem (09/19/2012) [-]
A simpler solution without so much preparation: **** in the A/C vents.
#47 - alexdelooze (09/19/2012) [-]
His face as he walks around the house
User avatar #1 - Protagonistism (09/18/2012) [-]
That is disturbing, I can picture the guy doing this right now.
User avatar #2 to #1 - swordman (09/18/2012) [-]
so can i
for the last 20 times that this was posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - Protagonistism (09/18/2012) [-]
True, but it does get me laughing once and a while.
#7 - beasert (09/18/2012) [-]
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#13 to #7 - herefortheporno (09/18/2012) [-]
This made me laugh more than the comic. Thumb for you.

Have a Slenderman picture.
#82 - vegetatheprince (09/19/2012) [-]
Dodoria, the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #32 - unlimitedsmoof (09/19/2012) [-]
>Remove some nutella from jar
>Poop in jar
>Stir
>Replace removed nutella, stir some more.
#11 - stallwallwriter (09/18/2012) [-]
That brilliant, degenerate bastard.
#68 - workitout (09/19/2012) [-]
The ice cube dispenser in their fridge.
The ice cube dispenser in their fridge.
User avatar #85 to #68 - baditch (09/19/2012) [-]
On the blades of the Ceiling fan.
User avatar #15 - jlyoung (09/18/2012) [-]
In the toilet.
User avatar #10 - asshams (09/18/2012) [-]
I would take **** in the air conditioner.
User avatar #74 - AtomicAdriene (09/19/2012) [-]
10/10. ******* genius.
#75 to #74 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #75 - AtomicAdriene (09/19/2012) [-]
Saved. ******* THUMB! *Fireworks*
#79 to #76 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
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#83 to #80 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
no u
no u
User avatar #61 - remsaman (09/19/2012) [-]
Open up all their pillows with fabric scissors, **** inside, and stitch it back up.

they will never sleep again.
#50 - caplav (09/19/2012) [-]
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#46 - ragingflamingos (09/19/2012) [-]
This what you should eat beforehand.
User avatar #23 - soarinxdashie (09/18/2012) [-]
poop on their fan....

GUY: Honey whats that smell?
GIRL: I don't know, turn on the fan.
User avatar #17 - dxninjaxo (09/18/2012) [-]
I lost it at "gently swabbing my ass with the paintbrush and leacing a very, very light swab of feces...."
#59 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 - luidias (09/19/2012) [-]
I would go into the cupboards, and find a jar of peanut butter.

I would then scoop out a large amount, take a **** roughly halfway down the pot, and carefully re-cover it and smooth the top over so it looks like nothing's changed.

considering how good of a seal on smell the peanut butter would likely hold, it would likely take several days, even weeks of eating the top sections of the peanut butter until someone found out.
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