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An Artist's Work

Not OC, just found, and I thought I'd share.

File: 13321 KB, 2011251, shitl' pg)
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A solid shit goes only so far. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, note
Prankster.
First off, my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand - things that would hurt
me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim would to contract
on or some sort of intent hat hasten a, I am here to change lives, and thus I must change my
I have a strong recount, so twill hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swapping my ass with
the paintbrush and leaving a yen, my light swab of feces in only the most inconspicuous of spots. Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps. Inside the battery slot for tales remotes- The underside of CD tities.
A little bit on every corner of artery window sill. I will leave my stink in the places we most often week. Behind the
handle of the fridge. The hinges of artery bedroom door. The plastic back parts of eatery tooth bash head. under
every lid of eatery jar. And only until my withered, diseased little asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops airman its
chatted and puckered darkness will I lease-
The house will be collared in a neatly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will lease my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost.
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User avatar #1 - Protagonistism (09/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That is disturbing, I can picture the guy doing this right now.
User avatar #2 to #1 - swordman (09/18/2012) [-]
so can i
for the last 20 times that this was posted
#7 - beasert (09/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#33 - ihatem (09/19/2012) [-]
A simpler solution without so much preparation: Shit in the A/C vents.
#47 - alexdelooze (09/19/2012) [-]
His face as he walks around the house
User avatar #74 - AtomicAdriene (09/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
10/10. Fucking genius.
#82 - vegetatheprince (09/19/2012) [-]
Dodoria, the fuck is wrong with you?
#59 - mvtjets (09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #32 - unlimitedsmoof (09/19/2012) [-]
>Remove some nutella from jar
>Poop in jar
>Stir
>Replace removed nutella, stir some more.
#11 - stallwallwriter (09/18/2012) [-]
That brilliant, degenerate bastard.
#68 - workitout (09/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The ice cube dispenser in their fridge.
The ice cube dispenser in their fridge.
User avatar #15 - jlyoung (09/18/2012) [-]
In the toilet.
User avatar #10 - asshams (09/18/2012) [-]
I would take shit in the air conditioner.
User avatar #61 - remsaman (09/19/2012) [-]
Open up all their pillows with fabric scissors, shit inside, and stitch it back up.

they will never sleep again.
#50 - caplav (09/19/2012) [-]
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#46 - ragingflamingos (09/19/2012) [-]
This what you should eat beforehand.
#6 - OldSnake ONLINE (09/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If they have one, shit on one of the blades of the ceiling fan. Make sure you do this in the summer, so the neighbor will have a legitimate excuse to turn on the fan. The blades will rotate and then...
User avatar #8 to #6 - gameingwolf (09/18/2012) [-]
Nope. You should shit on the blades of the ceiling fan during the winter, they will have no idea where the smell is coming from, they may end up letting it rot and fester there for a day or two, maybe even with the heater up high, and when they least expect it they'll open the windows and turn. the fan. ON.
User avatar #23 - soarinxdashie (09/18/2012) [-]
poop on their fan....

GUY: Honey whats that smell?
GIRL: I don't know, turn on the fan.
User avatar #20 - bearlo (09/18/2012) [-]
I would take a massive shit in their cat's litterbox, then hide and wait for their reaction when they think their cat took that massive of a shit.
User avatar #17 - dxninjaxo (09/18/2012) [-]
I lost it at "gently swabbing my ass with the paintbrush and leacing a very, very light swab of feces...."
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