Good Guy Stranger. Keeping the friend zone small... >so I went on the date with Stephanie >me and her started hangin' out, was so cash, few weeks pass >one day I ask her to go to a concert with me >&q Good Guy Stranger Keeping the friend zone small >so I went on date with Stephanie >me and her started hangin' out was so cash few weeks pass >one day ask to go a concert me >&q
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#5 - finishhimlarry
Reply +119
(09/17/2012) [-]
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>so I went on the date with Stephanie
>me and her started hangin' out, **** was so cash, few weeks pass
>one day I ask her to go to a concert with me
>"oh!" she said, "I guess I could go"
>then the day of the concert comes
>holy ****, I realized I might actually get laid at this
>collect her at her house
>"really, this is your car?" she said. I **** myself.
>"I like it!" she said, and then my butt cheeks started poopin spaghetti.
>me and her go to the concert
>I ask her,"do you think maybe we could move our relationship further?"
>"no way! do you mean like, marriage?"
>and that was the moment I realized
>love is a strange thing. And she was hit by the first letter of every sentence.
#129 to #5 - LemonNADE
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(09/18/2012) [-]
Is it so hard to be original?
Everytime something like this happens, it gets used every day until it's killed.
Open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.
Spaghetti
Tree Fiddy

Now this.
#70 to #5 - crackertheturtle
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(09/18/2012) [-]
you are a god among men sir and i comnd your admiral comment with this measely thumb for that is al i have fellow.
#121 to #5 - spazzin
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(09/18/2012) [-]
#164 to #5 - scorpionfrommk
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(09/18/2012) [-]
i did three different captcha's to thumb you up, you brilliant ************
#185 to #5 - creepingquincy
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(09/18/2012) [-]
would have been funny if you didn't take the joke off some 4chan content that was posted a couple of weeks ago
#194 to #5 - ComradeBritish
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(09/18/2012) [-]
You sir, you are my hero.
#236 to #5 - imyourdaddy
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(09/18/2012) [-]
#272 to #5 - spicyballsack
Reply 0
(09/18/2012) [-]
bottle can/10
would let out a fart again
#16 to #5 - aiwendel
Reply +3
(09/17/2012) [-]
Daamn, totally got me there
Daamn, totally got me there
#118 to #16 - hazardpay
Reply 0
(09/18/2012) [-]
the dude in the pic looks familiar, what show is this from?
#123 to #118 - symus
Reply 0
(09/18/2012) [-]
Clerks: The Animated Series
#31 to #5 - drewsky
Reply +7
(09/17/2012) [-]
Well played, sir.
Well played, sir.
#67 to #31 - technotronics
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(09/18/2012) [-]
at the risk of sounding like a retard, what is the joke here?
#68 to #67 - drewsky
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(09/18/2012) [-]
Read the last sentence, then take the first letter from each line.
#69 to #68 - technotronics
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(09/18/2012) [-]
i ******* did that and didn't even realize.


god damn it grade 12 is ******* my brain
#117 to #69 - qazlord
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(09/18/2012) [-]
it says smooth criminal
#282 to #117 - technotronics
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(09/26/2012) [-]
no i know, i was saying how the first time i read it i didn't get it.
#17 to #5 - Wazzy
Reply +29
(09/17/2012) [-]
#96 - generaljosh
Reply +62
(09/18/2012) [-]
The mental voice in my head changed from a 14 year old girl to a 25 year old man over the course of two texts. It was very disconcerting.
#103 to #96 - ninootendoo
Reply +4
(09/18/2012) [-]
Same here
Same here
#11 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +55
(09/17/2012) [-]
lol XP loll haha jk lol lol there U lol :D XD XP lolol k lol   
   
****.
lol XP loll haha jk lol lol there U lol :D XD XP lolol k lol

****.
#28 - dafunkad
Reply +44
(09/17/2012) [-]
what i read


>lol :)
>lol x)
>lol :p
>lol x)
>lol x)
#79 - rageattheusername
Reply +38
(09/18/2012) [-]
The beginning was almost physically painful to read, yet the end pleased me.
#97 to #79 - HeartOfTheDL
Reply +1
(09/18/2012) [-]
Must.Resist.sexual.Joke.
#57 - theduder
Reply +32
(09/18/2012) [-]
the lols were so painful
the lols were so painful
#40 - thapizzakillr
Reply +32
(09/17/2012) [-]
did anyone else read the last few texts in a manly voice after he said he wasn't her?
#49 to #40 - anon
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(09/18/2012) [-]
for some reason i added an albanian accent... i dont know...
#51 to #40 - Noah
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(09/18/2012) [-]
I did.
#64 - FizzleFazzle
Reply +29
(09/18/2012) [-]
the way they talked made me want to die loolll x)
#252 - Mozzak ONLINE
Reply +27
(09/18/2012) [-]
If I read LOL one more time I'm gonna make a 500ft high tower out of dead puppies.
#254 to #252 - thaihooker
Reply -2
(09/18/2012) [-]
lol X) jk

ceriously (see what i dit there?) though, do it faggot

lol :b
#255 to #254 - thaihooker
Reply -2
(09/18/2012) [-]
*did
#256 to #252 - agentmoleman
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(09/18/2012) [-]
#257 to #252 - sanshi
Reply 0
(09/18/2012) [-]
**sanshi rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Epic Battle ** LOL
#258 to #252 - joshlol
Reply +1
(09/18/2012) [-]
lol'd
#191 - fortes
Reply +25
(09/18/2012) [-]
"It's Christian by the way."

"Kill what?"

KILL WHAT?

I do not see anything in the first group of texts of referring to kill something or someone, or a cereal killer. These texts are ******* cancer. Am I missing something here? This **** ain't ******* logical.
#212 to #191 - bunkerjunction
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(09/18/2012) [-]
That part forced me to re-read from the beginning.   
It force ****** my brain.
That part forced me to re-read from the beginning.
It force ****** my brain.
#195 to #191 - potatos
Reply +2
(09/18/2012) [-]
Confused me like **** too.
#200 to #191 - raainbowdashy
Reply +2
(09/18/2012) [-]
auto correct