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Good Guy Stranger

 
Good Guy Stranger. Keeping the friend zone small.. this phone??? Lal Tuesday, my Me: he Tuesday, ism Well hello this ls Dbl}. X) C Tuesday " Me: Really? I don'

Keeping the friend zone small.

this phone??? Lal
Tuesday, my
Me: he
Tuesday, ism
Well hello this ls Dbl}. X)
C Tuesday "
Me: Really? I don' t believe u loll
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Welly) better have in Lei m whats up?
is Christian bythe way.
Tuesday, my
Me: Kill when Now I' m confused. send me a picture
for proof lolla
rowdy, is 16
Cereal kellers dmit' sinl. 1 pin to mere
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it weird
money, 1921
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you know rm them on facebook mo. Chou my!
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me and you the first thing you say to me better be
asking for it dale sweetie 3
Tuesday,
crescive e ', Lei
Me: Did u ask for the dam?
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Wednesday.
Me: Good luck bro l
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User avatar #96 - generaljosh ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
The mental voice in my head changed from a 14 year old girl to a 25 year old man over the course of two texts. It was very disconcerting.
#103 to #96 - ninootendoo (09/18/2012) [-]
Same here
Same here
#11 - HarvietheDinkle (09/17/2012) [-]
lol XP loll haha jk lol lol there U lol :D XD XP lolol k lol   
   
			****		.
lol XP loll haha jk lol lol there U lol :D XD XP lolol k lol

**** .
#79 - rageattheusername (09/18/2012) [-]
The beginning was almost physically painful to read, yet the end pleased me.
User avatar #97 to #79 - HeartOfTheDL (09/18/2012) [-]
Must.Resist.sexual.Joke.
User avatar #28 - dafunkad (09/17/2012) [-]
what i read


>lol :)
>lol x)
>lol :p
>lol x)
>lol x)
User avatar #64 - FizzleFazzle (09/18/2012) [-]
the way they talked made me want to die loolll x)
User avatar #40 - thapizzakillr (09/17/2012) [-]
did anyone else read the last few texts in a manly voice after he said he wasn't her?
User avatar #51 to #40 - Noah (09/18/2012) [-]
I did.
#49 to #40 - anon (09/18/2012) [-]
for some reason i added an albanian accent... i dont know...
#252 - Mozzak (09/18/2012) [-]
If I read LOL one more time I'm gonna make a 500ft high tower out of dead puppies.
User avatar #254 to #252 - thaihooker (09/18/2012) [-]
lol X) jk

ceriously (see what i dit there?) though, do it faggot

lol :b
User avatar #255 to #254 - thaihooker (09/18/2012) [-]
*did
#257 to #252 - sanshi (09/18/2012) [-]
**sanshi rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Epic Battle ** LOL
User avatar #258 to #252 - joshlol (09/18/2012) [-]
lol'd
#191 - fortes (09/18/2012) [-]
"It's Christian by the way."

"Kill what?"

KILL WHAT?

I do not see anything in the first group of texts of referring to kill something or someone, or a cereal killer. These texts are ******* cancer. Am I missing something here? This **** ain't ******* logical.
#212 to #191 - bunkerjunction (09/18/2012) [-]
That part forced me to re-read from the beginning.   
It force 			******		 my brain.
That part forced me to re-read from the beginning.
It force ****** my brain.
#195 to #191 - potatos (09/18/2012) [-]
Confused me like **** too.
User avatar #200 to #191 - raainbowdashy (09/18/2012) [-]
auto correct
User avatar #54 - derangedberger ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Wingman level infinity.
#152 - amsel (09/18/2012) [-]
"is this stephanie?"
"yes"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"ask me out tomorrow"
"lol k"
-24 hours pass-
"lol this isn't stephanie"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
"lol"
User avatar #150 - poniesareghey (09/18/2012) [-]
LOL
LOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HOLY
*******
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
I AM LOLLING, SO ******* HARD RIGHT NOW
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
User avatar #167 to #150 - zakaizer (09/18/2012) [-]
.........Something tells me, you might be hinting at sarcasm.
#18 - herecomesjohnny (09/17/2012) [-]
SUCH a relief when they stopped with the 'lolls X)" and the "lol :)" and the ''Lol x)"
User avatar #19 to #18 - yunablade (09/17/2012) [-]
I though he was about to send gore or some weird **** to her...

If you are a guy and text like this... you just look like a homo and a tool.
#5 - finishhimlarry (09/17/2012) [-]
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>so I went on the date with Stephanie
>me and her started hangin' out, **** was so cash, few weeks pass
>one day I ask her to go to a concert with me
>"oh!" she said, "I guess I could go"
>then the day of the concert comes
>holy **** , I realized I might actually get laid at this
>collect her at her house
>"really, this is your car?" she said. I **** myself.
>"I like it!" she said, and then my butt cheeks started poopin spaghetti.
>me and her go to the concert
>I ask her,"do you think maybe we could move our relationship further?"
>"no way! do you mean like, marriage?"
>and that was the moment I realized
>love is a strange thing. And she was hit by the first letter of every sentence.
User avatar #70 to #5 - crackertheturtle (09/18/2012) [-]
you are a god among men sir and i comnd your admiral comment with this measely thumb for that is al i have fellow.
User avatar #129 to #5 - LemonNADE (09/18/2012) [-]
Is it so hard to be original?
Everytime something like this happens, it gets used every day until it's killed.
Open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.
Spaghetti
Tree Fiddy

Now this.
User avatar #164 to #5 - scorpionfrommk (09/18/2012) [-]
i did three different captcha's to thumb you up, you brilliant ************
User avatar #185 to #5 - creepingquincy (09/18/2012) [-]
would have been funny if you didn't take the joke off some 4chan content that was posted a couple of weeks ago
#194 to #5 - ComradeBritish (09/18/2012) [-]
You sir, you are my hero.
#272 to #5 - spicyballsack (09/18/2012) [-]
bottle can/10
would let out a fart again
#16 to #5 - aiwendel (09/17/2012) [-]
Daamn, totally got me there
Daamn, totally got me there
User avatar #118 to #16 - hazardpay (09/18/2012) [-]
the dude in the pic looks familiar, what show is this from?
User avatar #123 to #118 - symus ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Clerks: The Animated Series
#31 to #5 - drewsky (09/17/2012) [-]
Well played, sir.
Well played, sir.
User avatar #67 to #31 - technotronics (09/18/2012) [-]
at the risk of sounding like a retard, what is the joke here?
User avatar #68 to #67 - drewsky (09/18/2012) [-]
Read the last sentence, then take the first letter from each line.
User avatar #69 to #68 - technotronics (09/18/2012) [-]
i ******* did that and didn't even realize.


god damn it grade 12 is ******* my brain
User avatar #117 to #69 - qazlord ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
it says smooth criminal
User avatar #282 to #117 - technotronics (09/26/2012) [-]
no i know, i was saying how the first time i read it i didn't get it.
#104 - addictakilla (09/18/2012) [-]
Say 'lol' again. Say 'lol' again, I dare you, I double dare you 			************		, say lol one more Goddamn time!
Say 'lol' again. Say 'lol' again, I dare you, I double dare you ************ , say lol one more Goddamn time!
#253 to #104 - anon (09/18/2012) [-]
lol
#226 - mystogan (09/18/2012) [-]
lol x) hi loll :P lolll k lol loll xD loll jk lol :P :P x) :) (: :P :b q: d: loll x) x) lol lol lol x) x) x) :P :P:P:Plol:Px) lol loll   
   
   
   
my god...
lol x) hi loll :P lolll k lol loll xD loll jk lol :P :P x) :) (: :P :b q: d: loll x) x) lol lol lol x) x) x) :P :P:P:Plol:Px) lol loll



my god...
#82 - spazzin (09/18/2012) [-]
MFW lol in every ******* text
#57 - theduder ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
the lols were so painful
the lols were so painful
#53 - thumbeldore (09/18/2012) [-]
Applause for the stranger
#30 - cracknigger (09/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#213 - vladhellsing (09/18/2012) [-]
Can't... ******* ... read... through... all... the... lollls...
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