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#49 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
Thanks OP, I laughed so hard I nearly shat myself.   
   
   
   
Literally.
Thanks OP, I laughed so hard I nearly shat myself.



Literally.
User avatar #80 to #49 - joshlol (09/17/2012) [-]
excellent gif sir
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#53 to #49 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #120 to #53 - capslockrage (10/15/2012) [-]
Yes, he literally almost shat himself
Are you ******* retarded?
I don't even care if this post is old, i saw it in someones favorites and saw your idiotic comment.
User avatar #66 to #53 - thezillis (09/17/2012) [-]
Do you know what nearly means?
#54 to #53 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
There's figurative " ******** thyself"
And literal " ******** thyself"


Figurative " ******** thyself" means you didn't really **** yourself.

Literal " ****** thyself" means you almost did **** yourself.
And that I nearly did, sir.
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#55 to #54 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #121 to #55 - capslockrage (10/15/2012) [-]
Yes, he ACTUALLY almost shat himself
User avatar #77 to #55 - sirmatthew (09/17/2012) [-]
"nearly shat myself, literally" means that he didn't just laugh insainly hard and use ******** yourself as an example of how hard he laughed. He actually nearly had ***** matter come out of his anus.
#56 to #55 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
Funny.   
I did actually do it.   
I said I NEARLY shat myself.   
And I DID nearly 						****					 myself.
Funny.
I did actually do it.
I said I NEARLY shat myself.
And I DID nearly **** myself.
#71 to #56 - Eralus (09/17/2012) [-]
I love how this entire thread is just two people arguing over whether or not one of them actually shat themselves or not
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#57 to #56 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #57 - TheFixer (09/17/2012) [-]
did you take a extra shot of retard in your idiot juice this morning?
User avatar #62 to #57 - DrSalvador (09/17/2012) [-]
You can literally almost do something. Your gif is your reaction to logic.
I literally almost shat myself.
That doesn't sound so bad, now does it?
He genuinely almost shat himself.
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#63 to #62 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #63 - DrSalvador (09/17/2012) [-]
Well excuuuse me for clarifying
#59 to #57 - scottysglasses (09/17/2012) [-]
Roll up! Roll up, Ladies and Gentlemen! Two bitches arguing on the internet! Get  your seats while available!
Roll up! Roll up, Ladies and Gentlemen! Two bitches arguing on the internet! Get your seats while available!
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#61 to #59 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #57 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
GAH.   
   
In most circumstances, when a person says "I nearly shat myself laughing" they didn't nearly 						****					 themselves, they just laughed really hard. There was no poop present and there was no imminent bowel evacuation.   
   
When I said "I nearly shat myself laughing" I almost DID 						****					 myself. There was 						****					 present in my colon and it nearly ejected from my pooper.   
   
Therefore, I LITERALLY almost shat myself, as opposed to FIGURATIVELY almost 						********					 myself.
GAH.

In most circumstances, when a person says "I nearly shat myself laughing" they didn't nearly **** themselves, they just laughed really hard. There was no poop present and there was no imminent bowel evacuation.

When I said "I nearly shat myself laughing" I almost DID **** myself. There was **** present in my colon and it nearly ejected from my pooper.

Therefore, I LITERALLY almost shat myself, as opposed to FIGURATIVELY almost ******** myself.
User avatar #67 to #58 - thezillis (09/17/2012) [-]
Well that guy sure was a fag, huh
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#60 to #58 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #118 to #60 - TheFixer (09/18/2012) [-]
0/10 he always knew what it ment you sir are a tryhard Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar.
#90 to #60 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
Wow. Took you long enough to figure that out.
#74 to #60 - spidermanthreading (09/17/2012) [-]
And you're an idiot. He obviously has a better grasp of English than you do
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chairbag (09/17/2012) [-]
As in **** your pants or you LITERALLY **** yourself like the fine guy in the content?
#52 to #50 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
As in: Poop almost came out of my butt.
As in: Poop almost came out of my butt.
#70 to #52 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
The amount of stupid in this thread is amazing
The amount of stupid in this thread is amazing
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