trollin dad. . So, you going to dangg' tath - daughter? Yes sir, it that' s alright with you- And after the dance? Well, I think your daughter said she had to b
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trollin dad

So, you going to dangg' tath -
daughter?
Yes sir, it that' s alright with you-
And after the dance?
Well, I think your daughter said she had to be home
right after.
Great, So you' re not going to leave the dance early and
go to a party or hotel and make it back by her curfew?
No sir. The whole point of going to the dance is T' r" r"
going to the dance,
I It
kit r
Great! So you wouldn' t mind if I cancel your reservation
at the Four Seasons?
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#51 - bugindewtwo (09/17/2012) [-]
Whole point is to DANCE
Whole point is to DANCE
User avatar #133 to #132 - onkii (09/17/2012) [-]
this gif sickens me.
User avatar #155 to #133 - darkboss (09/17/2012) [-]
I watched a video about her on youtube, and its ******* disgusting
User avatar #157 to #155 - onkii (09/17/2012) [-]
do you have a link?
User avatar #158 to #157 - darkboss (09/17/2012) [-]
https://www.youtube . com/watch?v=Q9nF82fcryY , ***** messed up lol
User avatar #160 to #158 - onkii (09/17/2012) [-]
wow that girl is like 6 and she's already a bitch
User avatar #164 to #160 - darkboss (09/17/2012) [-]
yeah, and she even has the duck face mastered!
User avatar #165 to #164 - onkii (09/17/2012) [-]
i can't even imagine what she is going to be like when she is 17
User avatar #166 to #165 - darkboss (09/17/2012) [-]
i don't even want to think about it......
User avatar #170 to #166 - onkii (09/17/2012) [-]
well i'll be well into my 30s by that time so i'm not too concerned.
User avatar #171 to #170 - darkboss (09/17/2012) [-]
Yeah ill be around 28, so life will go on lol.
#110 to #51 - feeldawrath (09/17/2012) [-]
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#54 to #51 - lordcaligula (09/17/2012) [-]
this is now a dance thread
this is now a dance thread
#63 to #54 - xuvious (09/17/2012) [-]
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#233 to #227 - jmillenium (09/17/2012) [-]
When did this become an Avatar thread. Screw it this is now a spiderman thread.
When did this become an Avatar thread. Screw it this is now a spiderman thread.
#221 to #87 - Rascal (09/17/2012) [-]
hell yeah jungledyret hugo!!
User avatar #174 to #87 - yeahguy (09/17/2012) [-]
source?
#85 to #54 - julpiter (09/17/2012) [-]
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#173 to #51 - okilian (09/17/2012) [-]
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#223 to #51 - Rascal (09/17/2012) [-]
Holy hell I'm listening to the song that played in that part in class.

Jamiroquai's canned heat wasn't it?
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#82 to #51 - maternation ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
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#61 to #51 - secondlawprevails (09/17/2012) [-]
Do the robot!
Do the robot!
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#43 - newtoast (09/17/2012) [-]
the first time i met my girlfriend's dad, we got along pretty well. nothing awkward, not trying to make me uncomfortable. she left to get something for us to drink, and when she left, her dad leaned in and said in a low voice, "you wouldn't do anything to hurt my daughter, would you?" not thinking, i said "don't worry, when the roofies kick in, she won't feel a thing." (mfw when i realized what i said). for a second, his jaw was just agape and we were both speechless. luckily he burst out laughing and forgave me, as long as i don't pull anymore jokes like that, especially in front of the misses.

this hasn't left his and my presence. and every time i see my gf, i think about that bullet i dodged that one day..
User avatar #92 to #43 - rjake (09/17/2012) [-]
I first met my girlfriends dad when some asshole dented the **** out of his his car. We both got the guy together, and shook hands and introduced ourselves, a few months before I'd met his daughter. When we started dating, she was nervous to introduce us because her dad was never accepting of boyfriends. She was so surprised when he greeted me like an old friend and hugged me. Its awesome being friends with her dad.
User avatar #50 to #43 - DrSalvador (09/17/2012) [-]
The first time I met my gf's dad I spent the night at his house with them, and he talked to me about the universe and our presence on the planet and all this philosophical stuff in the dark, cause he was on the couch and i was on the floor.
#208 to #50 - Rascal (09/17/2012) [-]
that sounds like a sooper cool dad.
#46 to #43 - epicwinone (09/17/2012) [-]
the dad face when
User avatar #27 - Hobophobic (09/16/2012) [-]
Why is is that, no matter what the content is, somebody can caption the ending face with "Does this look like the face of mercy?" or "I will do unspeakable things to your anus" or "I will pee on everything you love" and it CONSISTENTLY gets thumbs?
#35 to #27 - freshairjordans (09/16/2012) [-]
looks like someone had peed on everything you love apparently
User avatar #33 to #32 - Hobophobic (09/16/2012) [-]
oh my god this is the picture I've been looking for all my life, THANK you
#119 - Userjames (09/17/2012) [-]
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #606 at Who is your best friend ** wat i dew
User avatar #206 - sirbustyabals (09/17/2012) [-]
Dad Logic:
"You had sex, son? That's great!"
"You stay away from my daughter!"

"Your new girlfriend is hot, son"
"You stay away from my daughter!"
#154 - babydonthurtme (09/17/2012) [-]
I'm about 5'8 or 5'9 and my girlfriend is 5'10. Her dad is 6'4, drives a truck for a living (one of them there mac trucks), drinks insane amounts of beer but never gets drunk, and he has a ******** of cars and a nice house and all that **** . Anyways this ************ is super cool when we first meet but when my gf leaves he says "You know what I used to do for a living?" And I said "ummm...no"
"I was a bouncer, I tossed people twice your size out onto the street every night"
"Oh...thats cool"
"Don't get bounced"
*proceed to **** myself*
User avatar #216 to #154 - stainunderyournose (09/17/2012) [-]
it reminds me of my ex's cool dad, except he was a big ass ha-wain cop lol
#217 to #216 - babydonthurtme (09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry if I sound stupid but...whats a ha-wain cop?
User avatar #219 to #217 - stainunderyournose (09/17/2012) [-]
he is from Hawaii and he is a big ass scary police officer that tazed me to help me be apart of the family lol (sorry if i spelled hawaian wrong or whatever, im a ****** speller and that is what google chrome told me to change it too!)
#220 to #219 - babydonthurtme (09/17/2012) [-]
Damn ha-wain, you scary
#188 to #154 - ninootendoo (09/17/2012) [-]
Wow that sounds extremely relevant to my life. Except my dad isn't a bouncer(well he was for a couple nights) but instead a ninja
#185 to #154 - Yojimbo (09/17/2012) [-]
That's a pretty funny story man, on a profile related note, what is love?
That's a pretty funny story man, on a profile related note, what is love?
#145 - youcame (09/17/2012) [-]
mfw homecoming
#80 - awesomerunner (09/17/2012) [-]
**awesomerunner rolled a random image posted in comment #277 at pretty smile ** mfw
#230 to #80 - thebw (09/17/2012) [-]
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#192 to #172 - JohnTheRipper (09/17/2012) [-]
the father and the....date?
#194 to #192 - redjello (09/17/2012) [-]
EVERYONE
User avatar #218 - moldypubes (09/17/2012) [-]
Two worthwhile relaitonships where I actually had to meet the parents.

1. No dad. 4 months after meeting the mother, the woman had a restraining order placed on me. Feels bad man.

2. Her dad loved me because of where I work. Even months after the end of the relationship he still asks about me to try and get deals/gifts.. Was odd hearing him say, "No don't break up with him, he is the only one I approve of"



#181 - drganja (09/17/2012) [-]
**drganja rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at XD I MADE IT MYSELF XD ** the kids face when
User avatar #190 to #182 - theseventhalias (09/17/2012) [-]
I've seen that character before....I think it was on DeviantART. Am I correct?
#191 to #190 - goostaroosta (09/17/2012) [-]
Yes, Maki!
User avatar #195 to #191 - theseventhalias (09/17/2012) [-]
I knew it! Unfortunately I can not find that deviant's page anymore...would you happen to know the name by any chance?


(and damn I wish I could post pictures >_<.)
#196 to #195 - goostaroosta (09/17/2012) [-]
Alas I do not know the source from these pics, I go on furry board a lot so that's where I got them, btw I thumbed you up so you can comment pics =^-^=
User avatar #198 to #196 - theseventhalias (09/17/2012) [-]
Okay, thank you anyway. My search continues!

*imagine a picture with a determined face*
User avatar #238 to #200 - theseventhalias (09/21/2012) [-]
hahaaaaa! I found the person! But the line-art pictures you have are no longer on her account.....

A few coloured ones though!
#225 - ianosity ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Dad...If only.
#193 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
What a nice man,
if it was me I would have beat the **** out of that guy as soon as I found out
#204 to #193 - danishguy (09/17/2012) [-]
Because he was trying to have sex with your daughter?
#212 to #204 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Let me put it this way,
If you are going to have sex with my daughter it's because you love her and will cherish her forever
If you hurt my daughter...
I'll chop your dick off.
#234 to #212 - danishguy (09/17/2012) [-]
If she never gets hurt, she will not cherish happiness as much as she could. She will also never gain experience, and she will never know wether or not the guy she's with is the one or not.
User avatar #236 to #234 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Faulty thinking created as a way to cope/justify bad things that happen.
I can't protect her from everything, but I'll do my best to protect from some douche guy,
I've see what that can do to people, it's not pretty.
Wounds heal, scars so deep they leave permanent damage... I won't let my children bear as many as I do.
I don't have children yet, but if I ever do... I hope to do my best.
#211 to #193 - trevanman (09/17/2012) [-]
what's the name of this manga?
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User avatar #213 to #211 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist
#214 to #213 - trevanman (09/17/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #103 - MASTEROFAIL (09/17/2012) [-]
Yfw you realize it's Agent Jinx from Warehouse 13
#140 to #103 - Rascal (09/17/2012) [-]
am i old if i recognised him from just shoot me?
User avatar #175 to #140 - lpjazzman ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
...wait...im not old and that's where i first remember him from...so no...maybe
User avatar #109 to #103 - Wartottle (09/17/2012) [-]
i thought of flashpoint
User avatar #111 to #109 - rainbownerdz (09/17/2012) [-]
thank you kind sir, i am not alone
User avatar #112 to #111 - Wartottle (09/17/2012) [-]
and the airport episode was shot at my local airport (hamilton international)
User avatar #114 to #112 - rainbownerdz (09/17/2012) [-]
thats wicked, the only thing i dont like about flashpoint is if you watch it enough the ending of each episode becomes kind of predictable
User avatar #115 to #114 - Wartottle (09/17/2012) [-]
i know, but its an all canadian show, i can't really complain
User avatar #116 to #115 - rainbownerdz (09/17/2012) [-]
ed is my favorite character by far, hes a sniper that never misses, got shot 7 times, still was there for his wife giving birth, and hes bald.
#108 to #103 - JamesCraft (09/17/2012) [-]
Galaxy Quest is what came to my mind.
User avatar #131 to #108 - perronfan (09/17/2012) [-]
those poor people...
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#235 to #189 - perronfan (09/17/2012) [-]
love those gifs
love those gifs
#124 to #108 - derpaherpderp (09/17/2012) [-]
This, this forever
User avatar #7 - Strudel (09/16/2012) [-]
I can never take this actor seriously after Galaxy Quest
#8 to #7 - euphoniumhero ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Lost a bit of respect for Alan Rickman as well, due to that movie.
#4 - yourmomisyourdad (09/16/2012) [-]
Does this look like the face of mercy?
User avatar #28 to #13 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Well take off that ******* mask, and I'll tell you.
#6 to #4 - bokkos (09/16/2012) [-]
The Classic
#180 to #42 - ibangbabys (09/17/2012) [-]
You can't pee on pee
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#78 - travrob (09/17/2012) [-]
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#73 - novacane (09/17/2012) [-]
Four Seasons?
#75 to #73 - tdotlegitz (09/17/2012) [-]
its a hotel
#76 to #73 - tyvodkuhftw (09/17/2012) [-]
A very nice five star hotel chain from America
#81 to #76 - novacane (09/17/2012) [-]
Why didn't he just deny again?
#83 to #81 - Rascal (09/17/2012) [-]
The joke is the father already looked it up and he knows he had a reservation to the hotel
#84 to #83 - novacane (09/17/2012) [-]
ahhh i see.
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