Oh god what.... Not mine, obviously found it from Failbook. But I thought it was funny, so why not share it. I apologize if this may be a repost.. Amother"''""'
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Not mine, obviously found it from Failbook. But I thought it was funny, so why not share it. I apologize if this may be a repost.

Amother"''""'"'' ing "H". masturbating and everything was
going great. Iwas in my reem, i had my headphones on, i was tatally
***** sitting at my computer fapping away to a Avideo en ******* . All of
a sudden there' s this really sharp pain in my dick, like it just got stabbed
with a sewing needle. Clerked my hand back and it bumped into my
computer tower, which sits on the desk. Well, i had my stick of
deoderant en top pf the tower, and that bitch fell off and landed
that hurt, and en top of that it hit SC) hard that it actually forced seme
deoderant into my urethra. Ne neuter had anything burn so bad in my
entire life. Clumped out of my ""'"'"'ing chair and steed up because it
hurt SC) bad; this caused my headphone cable to get yanked out of my
speakers, which caused "eh yeah baby cemo deep in my tight teen
uh uh uh" get blared through my """"ing house and
almost maximum tellme. Now my eyes are watering from the pain m
the deoderant inside my c ck but i manage to punch ene of my speakers
hard enough SC) they turn off. Gleeked dawn and noticed bleed dripping
off of my c ck; i guess the lip m the plastic deoderant thing bit into my
foreskin as it connected with my c ck. The bleed was dripping dawn my
leg.
This all happened in the space of maybe 6 decends. It may seem bad
but it gets verse. Just as i' m standing there trying to figure mt what the
T& MIMIR: happened, my bedroom deer ""'"'"''ing epins. My dad was
standing there with my acceptance letter Johns hopkins. Iframe and
he stared at me, ***** with my bloody erection for maybe 15 seconds
befire he noticed my computer moniter and the brutal anal sex scene
going en . He immediately closed the deer and left without
saying anything. This may seem embarrassing but my dad is a seriously
conserve/ hte christian. This happened minutes age and he
hasn' t said anything to me yet. I' m still in my reem trying to get the god
damn '''s"'' gng eld ***** out m my c ck. What sheild i do
onh. Eminent 1. - 'eat it
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med character development, nice themes demonstrated
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there should be a 'share" butch fer this story! '
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i hate when that happens seems like you handled it
like a champ tho, .. hope have a speedy recovery
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User avatar #162 - theoriginalajax (10/07/2012) [-]
jurney, one picture, over 1,000 thumbs
User avatar #163 to #162 - mcrazyjno (10/07/2012) [-]
I got the power man
User avatar #161 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
He coulda said that a spider had crawled up his leg. Works for me.
#158 - majesticmagikarp (09/17/2012) [-]
thank you for blurring out those vile words.. god forbid you OFFEND someone with vulgar language.
#156 - donteatthefish (09/17/2012) [-]
avoid the commotion, use some lotion!
#153 - Buhadog (09/17/2012) [-]
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#144 - thethickness (09/17/2012) [-]
His dad after closing the door.
His dad after closing the door.
User avatar #145 to #144 - TheFixer (09/17/2012) [-]
his dad turns into a chick?
User avatar #146 to #145 - thethickness (09/17/2012) [-]
That's not a chick. That's Tim Curry, a.k.a. Nigel Thornberry.
User avatar #147 to #146 - TheFixer (09/17/2012) [-]
wait is this from what i think its from?
User avatar #148 to #147 - thethickness (09/17/2012) [-]
What do you think it's from?
User avatar #149 to #148 - TheFixer (09/17/2012) [-]
rocky horror?
User avatar #152 to #149 - thethickness (09/17/2012) [-]
Bingo.
User avatar #154 to #152 - TheFixer (09/17/2012) [-]
fantastic.
#143 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
It's old copypasta from 4chan. :\
#141 - jacobomexicano (09/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #140 - vatra ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
I was just about to go have a wank. I've reconsidered that notion.
#139 - satexas ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
What the **** was that?
#138 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
ow, i cringed a lot while reading this gruesome tale
#137 - holyusernamebatman (09/17/2012) [-]
I'm a little more concerned about the comment that said "i hate when that happens".
#136 - japfapper (09/17/2012) [-]
So... With your cock bleeding, a dad needing some explanation, blue balls and broken computer speakers, you had the time to post this on facebook? Hmmm..

And how would you know that it was indeed your Johns Hopkins letter if your dad was unable to speak because he was looking at your torn foreskin for an unbaringly long 15 seconds...
#157 to #136 - iaskedformustard (09/17/2012) [-]
So... Maybe after his dad left his room he had time to think about what happened and share his experience? Hmmm...

And maybe, I dunno, maybe later on that day he found out what it was his dad wanted to give him?
How 'bout it.
User avatar #150 to #136 - AngryRedMidget (09/17/2012) [-]
well its a copypasta from 4chan.
User avatar #155 to #150 - japfapper (09/17/2012) [-]
****** /b/tards..
User avatar #135 - saxophan (09/17/2012) [-]
Moral of the story? Don't get sharp shooting pains in your dick.
#134 - creosote (09/17/2012) [-]
Cool, now everybody that you've ever known knows that you were masturbating to anal sex and have, in all probability, a Frankenstein cock now.
Cool, now everybody that you've ever known knows that you were masturbating to anal sex and have, in all probability, a Frankenstein cock now.
#132 - bigassballs (09/17/2012) [-]
LMAO! I lost it
LMAO! I lost it
#131 - quentintin ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
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