Blind date. Look at the 1st comment for the conclusion of the story.. Anonymous (ID: : 19 No. Replies: ' 2 I had an madame like that, except it tease‘! really a
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Blind date

Blind date. Look at the 1st comment for the conclusion of the story.. Anonymous (ID: : 19 No. Replies: ' 2 I had an madame like that, except it tease‘! really a

Look at the 1st comment for the conclusion of the story.

Anonymous (ID: : 19 No. Replies: ' 2
I had an madame like that, except it tease‘! really a gr... here' s was it want dobett.,
we on blind date with okcupid
dmeet at college library
lashes net what i expected
trat least 20 years older, kind of ugly face. but blends and emu body
been laid in a while
anelse polite basing
we decide to stick it out, see where it gees
grab wiles (place built into the library)
ask at table
restart talking about randers ****
knotice her feet rubbing up against my leg
risks; whatever
points em bathroom
psuggest i fallen: her inside alter a minute]
agees
llike i said, haven' t been laid in a while
decide to go
2: -she gets deem on her knees
astards blowing rebe like a pm
Mike, best blemish We ever had, by far
sales dent have look at her face, just her hair
Meek hard
pulls off
seeks if i want to ****
...
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Submitted: 09/16/2012
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#7 - minutes ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
making the conclusion in the comments to get twice as much thumbs    
op is a evil genius
making the conclusion in the comments to get twice as much thumbs
op is a evil genius
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User avatar #108 to #7 - zepi (09/16/2012) [-]
Well, that explains his username
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#31 - schwerdaddy (09/16/2012) [-]
Did you just post that in 2 parts to get double thumbs?
User avatar #320 to #49 - schwerdaddy (09/17/2012) [-]
That's my icon! haha
#60 - shinryuken (09/16/2012) [-]
What should've happened.
What should've happened.
#205 - Shaway (09/17/2012) [-]
**Shaway rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Wat **

MFW Bill Murray
User avatar #214 to #205 - hentaisweetie (09/17/2012) [-]
perfect roll
#1 - evilfederation (09/16/2012) [-]
THE EPIC CONCLUSION
#36 to #1 - yousername (09/16/2012) [-]
Only suitable reaction to this...
User avatar #293 to #1 - Fortnight (09/17/2012) [-]
put punchline in comments=huge amount of thumbs go to content + comment.

Well played op, well played
#124 to #1 - zeusx (09/16/2012) [-]
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#220 to #1 - SILENCEnight (09/17/2012) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Poor Kitten ** 10/10 well played op
User avatar #110 to #1 - demandsgayversion (09/16/2012) [-]
This is the best thing I have ever read.
#72 to #1 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
Why didn't you just combine the two to make one whole comic. It's like you wanted to make frontpage in both content and comments. not a bad idea.....
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#76 to #1 - potatotown (09/16/2012) [-]
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
#5 to #1 - intrepidy (09/16/2012) [-]
So that's what Murray gets upto during groundhog day...
#68 to #1 - iamphoenix (09/16/2012) [-]
That story is complete and utter ******** . I've been an FJ'er for years, I've lurked on 4Chan for nearly as long, and I've heard some right ********* , but that's ******** . Everybody, and I mean everybody, knows that Bill Murray has a fantastic body.
#75 to #1 - sideffect (09/16/2012) [-]
I don't know what I was expecting
I don't know what I was expecting
#3 to #1 - kanatana (09/16/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
#21 to #1 - alos (09/16/2012) [-]
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#156 to #1 - iameli (09/16/2012) [-]
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#134 to #1 - quincyadam (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #341 to #134 - nippuhl (01/01/2014) [-]
My ****** ***** . Didn't think I'd see you here.
#111 to #1 - jossyboy (09/16/2012) [-]
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#14 to #1 - rprol (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #337 to #139 - nippuhl (01/01/2014) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 793** JUST BLAZE
User avatar #137 to #1 - Fgner (09/16/2012) [-]
Thumbwhore anyone?
User avatar #340 to #137 - nippuhl (01/01/2014) [-]
Obviously.
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#39 to #1 - captainmonotone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#210 to #39 - xuvious (09/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #327 to #1 - shadowrated (12/22/2012) [-]
Come back
#32 to #1 - lcarnage (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #339 to #138 - nippuhl (01/01/2014) [-]
MLP is **** .
#12 to #1 - justsomenamelulz (09/16/2012) [-]
All my wat goes to this.
All my wat goes to this.
#4 to #1 - djequalizee (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #1 - kyrozor (09/16/2012) [-]
10/10 Do not blieve you.
#126 to #28 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
aktualy iz dolan
#155 to #1 - paparomano (09/16/2012) [-]
Nobody will ever believe you.
User avatar #338 to #142 - nippuhl (01/01/2014) [-]
Memes.
#180 to #1 - cadaverbox (09/17/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna drop a cute lil' dinosaur here for when their's less weird 			****		.
I'm just gonna drop a cute lil' dinosaur here for when their's less weird **** .
#40 to #1 - kabammo (09/16/2012) [-]
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#206 to #1 - magicalkoopa (09/17/2012) [-]
Damn Bill Murray, always ******* with people lately.
#18 to #1 - MrAsdf (09/16/2012) [-]
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#133 to #1 - mattdoggy (09/16/2012) [-]
emailing you all of my wat
emailing you all of my wat
User avatar #200 to #1 - shitshitshit (09/17/2012) [-]
i knew somthing was coming, but.... **** i couldn't have seen that with a ******* scope
User avatar #230 to #92 - rjake (09/17/2012) [-]
3rd time ive seen this picture in this thread
#309 to #1 - pooflinger (09/17/2012) [-]
Obvious thumbwhore.   
   
Fj, i am disappoint.
Obvious thumbwhore.

Fj, i am disappoint.
#50 to #1 - microro (09/16/2012) [-]
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#164 to #1 - CactusFantastico (09/17/2012) [-]
DAMN son...
DAMN son...
#317 to #1 - lolollo (09/17/2012) [-]
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#2 to #1 - allonsey ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #263 to #2 - bloodflowers (09/17/2012) [-]
If you are reading this: PREPARE TO SCROLL
User avatar #307 to #263 - twothreefivefive (09/17/2012) [-]
You know I can just press #1 on one of the comments right?
#136 to #1 - repostforlife (09/16/2012) [-]
Oh god why
#98 to #1 - kodac (09/16/2012) [-]
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#246 to #1 - irenecloud (09/17/2012) [-]
I love how this has more thumbs than the actual content.
User avatar #95 to #1 - friendlysniff (09/16/2012) [-]
that is a really long thread.
#259 to #1 - koalasonfire (09/17/2012) [-]
Nobody will ever believe you.
#283 to #1 - anon (09/17/2012) [-]
No offence, but you're kind of a thumb whore. Instead of posting the whole thing as content, you posted two different parts.
#30 to #1 - dodosareextinct (09/16/2012) [-]
10/10

I actually laughed out loud. I think I laughed the hardest I've ever laughed on this site.
User avatar #79 to #1 - derpyhuman (09/16/2012) [-]
GOD DAMN IT BILL!
#315 to #1 - colehaffner (09/17/2012) [-]
>post funny content from 4chan
>make the end of the content appear as first comment
>receive enormous amounts of thumbs on both content and comment
>?????
>Profit?
#260 to #1 - surfby (09/17/2012) [-]
****		 you and everything about you you thumbwhore piece of 			****
**** you and everything about you you thumbwhore piece of ****
#185 to #1 - oniguru (09/17/2012) [-]
/funnyjunk.
#148 to #1 - zingzang (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #278 to #1 - webshark (09/17/2012) [-]
that is the most thumbs i have ever seen on a comment before...
#130 to #1 - dstone (09/16/2012) [-]
mfw I WAS IN THE NEXT STALL HEARING ALL OF THIS
User avatar #169 to #1 - missjessicaparker (09/17/2012) [-]
This has more thumbs than the content. People took the time to read your content, read the description, find this comment, thumb it, and then hit next on your content without thumbing. That or people gave your comment less red thumbs than your content.
#70 to #1 - theseventhmirror ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
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#211 to #1 - buttacnetwo (09/17/2012) [-]
You game me a good laugh sir.
#47 to #1 - roflstorm ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
#265 to #1 - sasquatchjc (09/17/2012) [-]
Because you definitely couldn't have added that to the original post. You had to make it so that you could get 2 thumbs per person. 			****		 yourself you piece of 			****		. It's people like you who rustle the most jimmies due to your cancerous nature
Because you definitely couldn't have added that to the original post. You had to make it so that you could get 2 thumbs per person. **** yourself you piece of **** . It's people like you who rustle the most jimmies due to your cancerous nature
User avatar #279 to #275 - sasquatchjc (09/17/2012) [-]
Maybe just a tad
User avatar #266 to #265 - battlefieldlover (09/17/2012) [-]
I must agree with you.
#99 to #1 - iliketires (09/16/2012) [-]
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#94 to #1 - bknob ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#55 to #1 - kiitoast (09/16/2012) [-]
What in the name of jeasus
What in the name of jeasus
#69 to #1 - basstower (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #295 to #1 - androanomaly (09/17/2012) [-]
I just got back from the bottom of this thread and boy is my mouse wheel tired.
#67 to #1 - novren (09/16/2012) [-]
Just when the story was getting boring.
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#291 to #1 - hakuoftehdance (09/17/2012) [-]
Bill 			*******		 Murray....
Bill ******* Murray....
#284 to #1 - leetron (09/17/2012) [-]
How am I even supposed to respond to this D:
How am I even supposed to respond to this D:
#312 to #1 - wowplayerz (09/17/2012) [-]
10/10   
   
mfw
10/10

mfw
#182 to #1 - thatkiddonovan (09/17/2012) [-]
nopenopenopenope
nopenopenopenope
User avatar #190 to #1 - Crusader (09/17/2012) [-]
Seriously, this ****** thumbwhore made the front page.
#146 to #1 - doctadoc (09/16/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#53 to #1 - twguy (09/16/2012) [-]
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#321 to #1 - jossyboy (09/17/2012) [-]
mfw i read again today
mfw i read again today
User avatar #207 to #1 - ilovehitler (09/17/2012) [-]
I've never seen a comment with more thumbs than a post on the front page...
#288 to #1 - androanomaly (09/17/2012) [-]
Your comment has more thumbs than the content.   
You are devious. And I am impressed.
Your comment has more thumbs than the content.
You are devious. And I am impressed.
#115 to #1 - ayegeezee (09/16/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#234 to #1 - thedarkestrogue (09/17/2012) [-]
The bill murray part......Just......wow.
The bill murray part......Just......wow.
User avatar #29 to #1 - TurkeyCupcake (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm ashamed to say it gave me a boner
#34 to #1 - moneysam ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
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#102 to #1 - lifeanddeath ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
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#280 to #1 - walkingdisaster (09/17/2012) [-]
You are the biggest faggot I've ever seen.
You are the biggest faggot I've ever seen.
#244 to #1 - sparkieemae ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
<Bill Murray, preparing his anus.
<Bill Murray, preparing his anus.
#42 to #1 - heritage (09/16/2012) [-]
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#112 to #1 - robbmurph (09/16/2012) [-]
what the **** . that was glorious.
User avatar #264 to #1 - DiabloStrawhat (09/17/2012) [-]
funny, but i really hate you for making me work this hard.
#250 to #1 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
MFW bill murray
#198 to #1 - dasbrot (09/17/2012) [-]
WAT does not even begin to describe it.
#217 to #1 - atma ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
yfw
User avatar #167 to #1 - marceau (09/17/2012) [-]
That moment when your comment has a chance of getting more thumbs than the content... and more favs.
#193 to #1 - EdwardNigma (09/17/2012) [-]
Thats nice and all but why was that a comment? Seriously why? Why not just combine the two and put it as one ******* post instead of, what I'm pretty sure is, you thumb whoring by getting comment thumbs too.
User avatar #227 to #193 - majormoron (09/17/2012) [-]
i think that was the point
#240 to #237 - majormoron (09/17/2012) [-]
Have this:
Have this:
#258 to #240 - SamiGirl (09/17/2012) [-]
I will fix this. They will pay
User avatar #171 to #1 - RAPxMASTER (09/17/2012) [-]
Somewhere, somehow..someone will roll that image...
#11 to #1 - brainstormer (09/16/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.jpg
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#120 to #1 - amsel (09/16/2012) [-]
**amsel rolled a random image posted in comment #223690 at Anime & Manga ** LOL. Called everything up to "Bill Murray" and then just fking lost it. I think I love you, OP
#103 to #1 - pablotheescobar (09/16/2012) [-]
ahhhh this guy
#78 to #1 - cpjt (09/16/2012) [-]
wow i dont think i have ever laughed like that on funnyjunk; well done op, well done
#223 to #1 - uberteddy (09/17/2012) [-]
It would suck if somebody flags this.
User avatar #229 to #223 - bilbobjoe (09/17/2012) [-]
Stop giving people ideas.
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#196 to #1 - tastycupcakes ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
im not giving you double thumbs op. u get 1, not comment and content.
#179 to #1 - ravarshi (09/17/2012) [-]
I've compiled the entire story into one panel, for everyone's viewing pleasure (and ability to have it in one favorite instead of two)

Enjoy Gentlemen (and ladies)
#232 to #1 - rjake (09/17/2012) [-]
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#104 to #1 - foldagerdk (09/16/2012) [-]
Maximizing thumb count I see.. Well played.
Maximizing thumb count I see.. Well played.
User avatar #333 to #1 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
haha
User avatar #335 to #333 - nippuhl (01/01/2014) [-]
Boink.
User avatar #334 to #333 - garymotherfingoak (11/29/2013) [-]
haha indeed
User avatar #336 to #334 - nippuhl (01/01/2014) [-]
Boink.
#85 to #1 - laxica (09/16/2012) [-]
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#82 to #1 - Tosspot (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #191 to #1 - DrSalvador (09/17/2012) [-]
What I'm concerned about is how he didn't recognise that it would be Bill Murray dressed as a woman.
User avatar #235 to #66 - majormoron (09/17/2012) [-]
I would wait a while before you try that. People are going to remember this one for a LONG time, and we al know how FJr's LOVE reusing content (or in this case, method of posting content.)

Oh, and it doesn't do you dick if it's not funny as well...
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#13 to #1 - cazabrow (09/16/2012) [-]
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#316 to #13 - cazabrow (09/17/2012) [-]
can some one explain to me how the 			****		 i got 305 thumbs?
can some one explain to me how the **** i got 305 thumbs?
#323 to #316 - iaintevenrustled (09/19/2012) [-]
Well, Will Smith is an excellent actor, and that is an excellent gif, of an excellent actor, in an excellent movie, during an excellent scene. Add all of this together, and you made an awesome comment. Nice job.
Well, Will Smith is an excellent actor, and that is an excellent gif, of an excellent actor, in an excellent movie, during an excellent scene. Add all of this together, and you made an awesome comment. Nice job.
#324 to #323 - cazabrow (09/19/2012) [-]
oh, well, cheers buddy XD
User avatar #64 - eldinarcus (09/16/2012) [-]
Nice way of getting thumbs up for content and comment.
#308 to #301 - valabigballs (09/17/2012) [-]
yeah! orgy
yeah! orgy
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#149 - jetech (09/16/2012) [-]
HFW
User avatar #189 to #183 - eonsmashface (09/17/2012) [-]
^^ this.
#113 - breakfastlunch (09/16/2012) [-]
Thumbwhore. You only put the conclusion as a comment to get both content and comment thumbs.
User avatar #256 - vivapinatapro (09/17/2012) [-]
What is funny about this? Can I just start making up ******** sex adventures and make frontpage too?
#261 to #256 - jahlove (09/17/2012) [-]
completely agree... I have that we have all of this 4chan stuff on here now... its like we are turning into them
User avatar #262 to #256 - Naziguy (09/17/2012) [-]
.....well there goes that story
User avatar #257 to #256 - vivapinatapro (09/17/2012) [-]
Or do I have to post it on /b/ first?
#150 - lolfire (09/16/2012) [-]
Here's the conclusion, just to save you from having to go to comment #1
Nice trick op, pulling in vast comment thumbs on top of content thumbs


(you do know that you've unleashed a monster, now every second content is going to be doing this...)
#33 - millenia (09/16/2012) [-]
Well that was an unexpected ending.
#245 - drewbridge (09/17/2012) [-]
> Make post

> post it unfinished

> put rest of content in comment to get comment thumbs

OP is an asshat.
#163 - duskmane ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
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