Facepenis(8). . I 22 hours ago ft So Subway has intoduced online ordering. You go online, choose the location of the Store you want and then place your order. Y Facepenis(8) I 22 hours ago ft So Subway has intoduced online ordering You go choose the location of Store you want and then place your order Y
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I 22 hours ago ft
So Subway has intoduced online ordering. You go online, choose
the location of the Store you want and then place your order. You
print out a receipt so when you go to the location you don' t have
to wait in line. Upon my arrival to the location I chose, the line was
past the counter and out the door, I Stood in line not realizing I had
ordered online. I : -: myself to the fining of the line while the 20
waitng customers told me couldn' t jump in fining of them,
Less than 2 minutes later I was walking out of the Store, Sup and
drink in hand, I passed by a man who stopped me and asked how
I' d completed my order so quickly and I responded wion "Do you
have ANY idea who I am?" and walked off.
Poor bastard will be for hours.
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#34 - callmesenpai
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(09/16/2012) [-]
That would actually make an awesome Subway commercial.
#61 to #34 - saxophan
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(09/16/2012) [-]
They'd better have to pay OP out the ass for that it it happens
#105 to #61 - TheBarneyStinson
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(09/16/2012) [-]
He doesn't exactly have copyright on the story. They could just, you know, do it.
#119 to #61 - dubmaster
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(09/16/2012) [-]
He likes it in the ass better.
#123 to #119 - saxophan
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(09/16/2012) [-]
I was really hoping someone would make that joke.
#3 - TehBlackfire
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(09/16/2012) [-]
mfw when he responds "Yes I do"
mfw when he responds "Yes I do"
#50 to #3 - jeppeth
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(09/16/2012) [-]
**jeppeth rolled a random image posted in comment #153846 at Item Discussion ** my face when when??
#171 to #50 - anon
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Points out the flaw in a comment, not criticising or getting annoyed... Thumbed down, the 12 year olds of this site annoy me.
#214 to #3 - lawlorphilly
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(09/16/2012) [-]
and they marry
#29 to #3 - maskedhippo
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#98 to #29 - yeahbuddyforever
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#1 - johnnyafire
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(09/15/2012) [-]
.....Team Fortress 2?
.....Team Fortress 2?
#16 to #1 - johnshepherd
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#20 to #16 - wopwop
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(09/16/2012) [-]
You're an idiot.
#104 to #20 - johnshepherd
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(09/16/2012) [-]
How so? Please tell me, because it appears I am using this image wrong.
#102 to #16 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#13 to #1 - zzjames
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#46 to #13 - icytime
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(09/16/2012) [-]
He was just making a joke dude, hop off his dick.
He was just making a joke dude, hop off his dick.
#9 to #1 - fridginator
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Wow.... That's a whole lot of red thumbs...
#66 to #1 - mastbury
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#59 to #1 - cedrock
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(09/16/2012) [-]
I am diving in this sea of red thumbs but, why did he get so many?!
#60 to #1 - CapnInterwebz
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(09/16/2012) [-]
i think you deserve props at least for keeping your comment up
i think you deserve props at least for keeping your comment up
#125 to #1 - johnnyafire
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(09/16/2012) [-]
I'm proud to say, everyone......I'm not even mad. Genuinely, and truly. Thumbs mean nothing to me. So go ahead, do what you must, but just remember....i'm still alive. And as stated, do what you must, but in the end.....it will just end without a single **** being given. Toodles <3

--johnnyafire
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#89 to #51 - tiaatortilla
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#226 to #167 - radiserne
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(09/16/2012) [-]
**radiserne rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at toy story IRL ** why thumb then?
#259 to #226 - divide **User deleted account**
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#5 to #1 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE
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(09/16/2012) [-]
hmm, you resemble the shamwow guy.
#47 to #1 - blackfloorboards
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#55 to #1 - johnnyafire
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(09/16/2012) [-]
I feel dead.......
#90 to #55 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#122 to #90 - johnnyafire
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(09/16/2012) [-]
True....but eh, whatever. If people decide to thumb me down, so be it. Doesn't really mean I have to remove it since it was a mistake, but thanks I guess.
#151 to #122 - pussyslayer
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(09/16/2012) [-]
whats the mistake? i dont get it?
#161 to #151 - johnnyafire
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Well, I either pointed out the obvious, or I mistakenly gave a stupid answer to what the joke was.
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#128 to #19 - johnnyafire
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(09/16/2012) [-]
I am proud of you to, sir. <3
#28 to #1 - dbanks
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#31 to #1 - urghseventysix
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
#48 to #31 - zzjames
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Here, bro
#77 to #48 - urghseventysix
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Much obliged
#49 to #31 - xboxperks
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Here you go, bud.
#21 - wetpantslol
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(09/16/2012) [-]
**wetpantslol rolled a random image posted in comment #271 at Little girl with serious balls **

Who OP actually am..
#93 to #21 - wetpantslol
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(09/16/2012) [-]
**wetpantslol rolls 45**

Well, at least I can redeem myself by posting glorious doubles.

Check 'em.
#94 to #93 - wetpantslol
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(09/16/2012) [-]
FML
#74 to #21 - mailstrom
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#67 to #21 - xarvon
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#52 to #21 - sweeneyswaiting
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#22 to #21 - mooghens ONLINE
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Who OP actually am..
Who OP actually am..
OP actually am
AM****
#153 to #22 - mooghens ONLINE
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Dafuq happened while i was gone?
#24 to #22 - wetpantslol
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#44 to #24 - windoftime
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(09/16/2012) [-]
that the f*** is this?
#23 - themastertroller
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(09/16/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Ironman ** who the guy in line was
#45 to #23 - princebroken
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(09/16/2012) [-]
well ****
#43 to #23 - lilya
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(09/16/2012) [-]
WET.
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#33 - anon
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(09/16/2012) [-]
If I got cut in line by someone who ordered online I would walk out of the store. Giving priority to customers who are to lazy to come into the store in person like everyone else is bad for business
#53 to #33 - superunclesam
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(09/16/2012) [-]
It's called thinking ahead. You order first so your food is done first and you can get it first. There's nothing unfair about it. It just makes it easier on you.
#56 to #33 - sasyboncho
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(09/16/2012) [-]
LOG IN AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#42 to #33 - micota
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(09/16/2012) [-]
That is like complaining that people who pre-ordered a game get it the day of launch when it is sold out for everyone else...
#36 to #33 - sailorstarsun
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Um, no it's not. His sandwich was already done; why should he have to stand there waiting for everyone else's to be made while his food sits there and rots? Technically, he ordered first.
#108 to #36 - strawhatandrews
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(09/16/2012) [-]
1. make retarded comment and post as anonymous
2. reply to yourself with smart comment
3. .....
4. profit!
#85 - tiaatortilla
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Tis the truth





I think you're fanta-twig
#113 to #85 - stainunderyournose
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(09/16/2012) [-]
*fantastick
#118 to #113 - tiaatortilla
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#120 to #118 - stainunderyournose
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(09/16/2012) [-]
i guess not :(
#121 to #120 - tiaatortilla
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(09/16/2012) [-]
It's okay :3
#139 to #85 - vikingfaen
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(09/16/2012) [-]
Fizzy pop branch????
#129 - sirspam
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(09/16/2012) [-]
i run this ****
#131 to #129 - azraelthemage
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(09/16/2012) [-]
I run this **** thread? I run this **** thread.
#166 to #131 - leprakanye
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#142 to #131 - ultimatelaugh
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I can't post an Image to run this Thread
#187 to #142 - disies
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Why I can't post images?
#145 - lackofcoolname
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(09/16/2012) [-]
some how relevant
some how relevant
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#208 - mahnamesjakers
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Suspicious font is suspicious...
Suspicious font is suspicious...