THAT would be AWESOME. Dont you think ?.. I sure hope apple doesn't sue you or me


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - bluckets (09/15/2012) [-]
I sure hope apple doesn't sue you or me
#134 to #3 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
what the hell, "it's you or I", IDIOT
User avatar #135 to #134 - bluckets (09/16/2012) [-]
...Holy **** I can't believe I screwed up third grade English.

But while we're on topic: Capitalise your sentences; end them with periods or exclamation marks or anything else that's conclusive, don't put "It's" in the quotation marks since it's referring to the quote itself, and of course, 'What the hell' could use a question mark there.

You'll get bonus points if you don't hide behind 'Anon', and if you were nice about it.
#229 to #135 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account** (09/16/2012) [-]
No, you were right in the beginning, it's not a well-known grammar rule but in this case you are correct in saying "you or me". Try taking out "you or" and you're left with Which makes sense in the context of the whole sentence, if you try and say the sentence with "I" instead of "me", you're left with "I sure hope apple doesn't sue I".
Sorry if I didn't explain it well enough, it makes sense to me.
User avatar #230 to #229 - bluckets (09/17/2012) [-]
I getcha. But then again, if I just started with "...doesn't sue US", then that would save all the pain and torment I've caused. I'm sorry.
User avatar #138 to #134 - bitchplzzz (09/16/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#204 to #138 - samsonschmanson (09/16/2012) [-]
too bad nothing of that ever happened
too bad nothing of that ever happened
User avatar #205 to #204 - bitchplzzz (09/16/2012) [-]
sigh, google internet tough guy copy pasta
#215 to #3 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 294** anon rolls trips.
User avatar #50 to #3 - redJericho (09/16/2012) [-]
*Herp Derp Apple would sue them*

Thumbs please.
User avatar #125 to #50 - bluckets (09/16/2012) [-]
*Herp Derp 'any joke ever'*

See? It's easy to make anything sound stupid, stupid.
#158 to #125 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
the jokes been overdone man
User avatar #165 to #158 - bluckets (09/16/2012) [-]
So has every internet meme ever, but they keep getting front page. I really just wanted text to accompany the image.
User avatar #167 to #3 - jetpistol (09/16/2012) [-]
so much win right there...
User avatar #4 to #3 - menameselassie (09/15/2012) [-]
if yes , we will meet in the jail :) :D
#19 to #3 - logicisdumb (09/15/2012) [-]
>MFW I saw that
>MFW I saw that
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User avatar #54 to #52 - garymuthafuknoak (09/16/2012) [-]
I like the games on there
#76 to #52 - Is that a nipple (09/16/2012) [-]
Honestly it's worth the $80. I've spent that much on an online textbook that i'll use for one semester (yeah I know, they ripped me off). I've had my calculator for 4 years and still use it on a daily basis.
User avatar #96 to #52 - TardytheTurtle (09/16/2012) [-]
I got mine for 20
hell yeah for going out of business sale with coupons
User avatar #151 to #52 - downwiththesicknes (09/16/2012) [-]
$80?!?! Far out, at my school it's $220 for our graphics calculators
User avatar #164 to #52 - theannoyingFJguy (09/16/2012) [-]
They cost $320 in Australia
#1 - bronyrainbowdash (09/15/2012) [-]
jedis dont use shield
User avatar #6 to #1 - fataliteehee ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
I am currently eating cereal out of a bowl that looks just like the one in this picture.
User avatar #43 to #1 - asasqw (09/16/2012) [-]
Well they should, there is plenty of things in the star wars universe that mimics the effects of a light saber, for instance mandilorian iron
User avatar #11 to #1 - fuzzyballs (09/15/2012) [-]
I never got that
people take one hit from a laserrifle, and they die
but big things have shields

1) why bother giving them white plastic armour, if they die just as easily in comfy uniforms
2) why wouldn't they have created small shields to stop a laser or two by then?

and there are alot more reasons why I didn't like the star wars movies
User avatar #18 to #11 - thepyras (09/15/2012) [-]
The plastic armor wasn't actually meant to protect them. In fact the clones came to call their armor "body buckets." The Gungans had shields capable of that, but nobody wanted to spend that much money on clone troopers.

Also, their blasters aren't lasers, just a side note.
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User avatar #5 to #1 - celestiasbeard (09/15/2012) [-]
Energy shields which cover your entire body and at the lowest of tech vibro-shields which work like a normal shield
User avatar #10 to #5 - thepyras (09/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #15 to #10 - celestiasbeard (09/15/2012) [-]
Most jedis have energy shields, they are just usually worthless against lightsabers
User avatar #17 to #15 - thepyras (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been searching wookiepedia and can find nothing suggesting that Jedi carried energy shields. In fact it says that the personal energy shield technology was "all but lost" by the Galactic Civil War. Here's a link if you don't believe me:
User avatar #78 to #17 - celestiasbeard (09/16/2012) [-]
I mostly refer to the older republics which used them and they died out due to their ineffectiveness and lack of upgrading, but you have a liable source so I hand this argument to you
User avatar #83 to #78 - thepyras (09/16/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you didn't decide to keep arguing for no reason like most people would've done. Thank you.
User avatar #85 to #83 - celestiasbeard (09/16/2012) [-]
No you did prove me wrong so I am glad to give it to you
User avatar #116 to #85 - dapianoman (09/16/2012) [-]
I literally checked the URL to see if I was still on FJ
#94 to #17 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
isn't the galactic civil war after the fall of the jedi (or whatever they call it in the thrid movie)?
User avatar #95 to #94 - thepyras (09/16/2012) [-]
Yes, but the article isn't using it as a definitive point so much as a basic reference of time for when all of them were gone. They weren't really used much before that either, and certainly not by jedi.
User avatar #49 - twothreefivefive (09/16/2012) [-]
Sword only good for one hit, then it's cracked.
#157 - feferest (09/16/2012) [-]
**feferest rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at us men and our ways... ** My shield.
#177 to #157 - oosterbaan (09/16/2012) [-]
**oosterbaan rolled a random image posted in comment #170 at Smart cars ** my sword
User avatar #178 to #177 - oosterbaan (09/16/2012) [-]
im going to get so many red thumbs for this
#31 - kageshi (09/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 - HooptieDooptie (09/16/2012) [-]
oh look another iphone joke on funnyjunk
User avatar #159 to #106 - ultrarobbie (09/16/2012) [-]

hey guys

I have

I have a joke okay lol

Okay guys listen

I'm srs lol

Macs are gay



#81 - mattdoggy ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
what if they did these with nokia
what if they did these with nokia
User avatar #87 to #81 - ComradeBritish (09/16/2012) [-]
They would have to imprison it in the center of a sun to prevent it from destroying the universe.
#89 to #81 - pulluspardus (09/16/2012) [-]
There you go.
#73 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #73 - mrchickencar (09/16/2012) [-]
Nice name
User avatar #90 to #88 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/16/2012) [-]
I will regret making that username for the rest of my life.

should of been dirtyblumpkin
#82 to #73 - mattdoggy ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 to #82 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/16/2012) [-]
Yah, you loved me a little too much.

I still cant take a **** without taking laxatives.
#68 - jokersaysamuseme (09/16/2012) [-]
Since when does Obi-wan use a shield?
User avatar #44 - ndiliciousa (09/16/2012) [-]
"You underestimate my power!"
" **** I forgot to charge my sword"

User avatar #24 - sovietmaxx (09/16/2012) [-]
Jedi don't use shields...
#79 to #24 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
Not in the movies, but in the "Expanded Universe" materials, they sometimes do. From the point-in-time of the second trilogy, the Jedi order has been around for roughly 25,000 years. Originally they used sowrds, as lightsabers weren't developed for a while afterwards. And even after their introduction, some Jedi still used regular swords, and even lightsaber-resistant shields.
The nerdiness is strong with me.
#25 to #24 - aldheim (09/16/2012) [-]
Not only did I have that thought, that was my exact wording.
#32 - moarpotatos (09/16/2012) [-]
**moarpotatos rolled a random image posted in comment #1050989 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** what I use as a weapon/shield
**moarpotatos rolled a random image posted in comment #1050989 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** what I use as a weapon/shield
User avatar #130 - hadrian (09/16/2012) [-]
The "sword" would break in the first hit.
User avatar #104 - clownsplosion (09/16/2012) [-]
A long time ago in an electronics store far, far away...
#51 - ampharoz (09/16/2012) [-]
Why the **** does obi wan kenobi have a shield?!?!
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#59 - bgsteiner (09/16/2012) [-]
**bgsteiner rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at You will never be this talented. **
#121 - rextodaface (09/16/2012) [-]
The galaxy S III is amazing but i think i will wait for the Nokia lumia 920...
the iphone5 is an overpized pice of poop, please dont kill me
#170 to #121 - UKDan (09/16/2012) [-]
i bought a lumia 900 a few weeks back now i feel irrelephant
#137 to #121 - ludislavonac (09/16/2012) [-]
Nobody will kill you, FJ hates apple
#206 to #137 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
not everybody, but generaly FJ does
#222 - zya (09/16/2012) [-]
**zya rolled a random image posted in comment #1135132 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** my shield
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