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Long but fucking worth it

Seriously, this is gold.

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English Iron the
university or Colorado at an
actual clan enigma
A creative Writing professor told his
class one tinsy: "Today We WIN
experiment with a new term called
the tandem story. The process is
simple. Each person will our on with
the person sitting next to his or her
desk.
As homework tonight, one of you will
write the Chrst Paragraph on short
story. you will equall your partner
that and send another
copy to me. The partner will read the
tire! Durabrand and then we another
paragraph to the story and send it
hack, also sending another copy to
me. The my person will then add a
third paragraph, and so on backhand
forth,
Remember to rebread what has been
written each time in order to keep
the story coherent. There is to be
absolutely NO talking outside of the
and anything you wish to say
must be written in the email. The
story is over when bull! agree a
conclusion has been ladeda
The following was actually mined in
by two of his English students:
Rebeca (PINK)
Bill (BLUE).
THE STORY:
first paragraph by Robeson)
At first, Laurie couldn‘ t decide which
kind of we she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her
Monte for lazy evenings at home,
now reminded her too much of Carl,
who We said, in happier times, that
he liked chamomile. But she Mt she
must now, at all costs, keep her mind
all Carl. this possessiveness was
suffocating, and if she thought about
him too much her asthma started
acting up again. So chamomile was
out of the question.
second paragraph w bill )
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Cad
Hams, leader or the attack squadron
new h orbit over Shiloh 4, had more
important things to think about than
the neuroses or an bareheaded
asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with
whom he had spent one sweaty mg
ht over a you ago. "KS, Harris to
Gasstation l?,' he said into his
transatlantic communicator ' Polar
orbit established, No Sign of
resistance so ttc" But before he
could you offs bluish particle beam
Matted out or nowhere and blasted a
hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him flying
out of his seat and across the
cockpit.
xenon)
He bumped his head and tred almost
immediately, but not were he hit
one last pang or regret tor psychically
the one woman who had
ever had Feelings for him, soon
afterwards, Earth stopped its
pointless
towards the peaceful
farmers or Simon 4. "congress
Passes Law Ferralone Abolishing
War and Space Travel," Burl: read in
liar one , The
new simultaneously excited her and
bored her. she stared out the window,
dreaming or her youth, when the
days had passed unhurriedly and
tantrum with no newspaper to read,
no television to distract her from
her sense or innocent wonder at all
the things around hen "Why
must one lose Me' s innocence to
become a woman?" she pondered
wistfully.
t Bill ,
Little did she know, but she had less
than 10 seconds to live, Thousands or
miles above the city, the Anu' Adrian
mothership launched the first of Its
lithium fusion missiles. The **********
mpwy who pushed the
Unilateral Aerospace disarmament
Treaty through the congress had left
Earth a defenseless target tonne
hostile alien empires who were
determined to
destroy the human race. within two
hours alter the passe“ or the treaty
the Anu' Adrian ships were on course
for Earth, carrying enough firepower
to pulverise the entire planet. With no
one " stop them, they swimm
Initiated their diabolical plan. The
lithium fusion missile entered the
atmosphere unimpeded. The
President, in his while
submarine headquarters on the ocean
Mor elf the coast of Guam . felt the
massive explosion.
which vaporized even poor, stupid
Laurie.
name)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue
this mockery or literature. My writing
partner is a violent, chauvinists:
adolescent.
Yeah? well, my writing partner is a
tedious neurotic whose
attempts at writing are the literary
equivalent as Valium. " oh, shall I
have chamomile tea? or shall I have
on ma no AM
some other sort or FAKING TEA???
on no,
what am I to do? such an air
headed bimbo. I guess Tye read we
many Danielle Steele novels!“
Rebeca)
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lemon)
PM you - you NEANDERTHALS.
t Ball '
in your dreams, Ho. Ga drink some
tea.
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I really Wed this one
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#85 - gentlemanpirate (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did anyone else have trouble finishing the pink paragraphs as they were so horribly boring, but sped through the blue?
#6 - anon (09/15/2012) [-]
This isn't a repost. It's vintage internets.
#54 - stmuro (09/15/2012) [-]
That narrow-minded bitch killed Carl in her second paragraph and then proceded to call her partner violent...talk about hypocricy
#25 - ascendedwings (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So what kind of tea did she end up choosing to drink?
The world may never know.
#8 - kashin (09/15/2012) [-]
This kept me laughing for quite a while.

Repost or not, I've never seen it, but I'm glad I did now. That was awesome.
#18 - susinfluenza (09/15/2012) [-]
This is one of those things that, even though it's a repost, is funny as hell. Bill is one of my personal heroes.
This is one of those things that, even though it's a repost, is funny as hell. Bill is one of my personal heroes.
#10 - anon (09/15/2012) [-]
The girl started it.
User avatar #14 - bowties (09/15/2012) [-]
That Bill has a promising career in Science Fiction writing
#55 - gentlememe (09/15/2012) [-]
I lost it at "Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris..."
I lost it at "Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris..."
#70 - ishalltroll (09/15/2012) [-]
"Meanwhile, advance sergeant carl harris.."
User avatar #89 - thedutchs (09/15/2012) [-]
Goddamn. Bill should write science fiction.

Laura is a stupid cunt.

**** you, Laura.
#20 - imbissbronkoo (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
REPOSTER i love you! searched this for years.
#99 - tonyxx ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
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#93 - mrhazzy (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"...one sweaty nig hit" That's what i read, and I've lost it...
#92 - superunclesam (09/15/2012) [-]
Men being violent?
Women being self-centered?
What an unusual occurrence in the world today. I'd never imagine I'd wake up to see such things.
#90 - lolmasterx (09/15/2012) [-]
Way to go, Bill.
Way to go, Bill.
#78 - zedacedia (09/15/2012) [-]
This one never gets old. I remember it from when I first started going on funnyjunk...
#13 - whycanticaps (09/15/2012) [-]
this may be a repost, but I don't care, it's funny as hell
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