Bear Backside Destruction. . SAN a little tale we couldn' t resist! Except replace "dog" with " black bear”! And "bites" with" anally violates"! Yes, last Satur Bear Backside Destruction SAN a little tale we couldn' t resist! Except replace "dog" with " black bear”! And "bites" with" anally violates"! Yes last Satur
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Bear Backside Destruction

SAN a little
tale we couldn' t resist! Except replace "dog"
with " black bear”! And "bites"
with" anally violates"!
Yes, last Saturday a Zookeeper at the San
Diego Zoo had "claws" for alarm when he
was attacked and raped by the black bear he
had raised from a cub! Gees. talk about grat-
itude!
It was horrible. just horrible," subbed an
eyewitness. Guess she sure got an metal?
The bear, "Barry" attacked Zookeeper Ron
Gil's as Gil's entered the cage to give him
dinner. Barry lunged at his throat, slashing I
him with his huge claws and 'g
teeth. Some of the claw marks were three-
quarters of an inch deep. Ouch!
Then. astonished onlookers could "heady"
believe what happened began
to brutally rape Elks! ,
Frantic zookeepers rushed for rifles as oth-
ers tried to divert the bear. But there was no l
stopping Barry! This bear kept "bearing l
Florri." and Gil's just had to grin ami" bear"
in Maybe Barry was mistaking him for his
honey"!
Harry' s noinch phallus. armed with guard
hairs as sharp as redshit needles, shot
through Gil's' rectum, shattered his lower
spine and skewered his colon, causing his
entire lower torso to "cave" in! Hikes! Bet that
wasn' t the type of "cave" you had in mind
when you took up beekeeping. Mr, Gil's!
And can you imagine his surprise when
nearly a pint of Barry' s putrid ursine semen
nodded his ruptured chest cavity? (By the I ,
way. Mr, Gil's, whatever cologne you' i
been wearing, where can the public get , tifi,
some?)
Finally. Zookeeper Erie Pullman shot Barry
later Guess this" Yoga made ,
mayor" Boomboo"!
I have worked with dangerous: animals being.““ Barty"? Try“ Scary“ I
trexore," zoo director Kate Donegal said.“ Eat Meanwhile, Gil's was pronounced dead at
never have I seen any animal sexually an area hospitality's at least he died grin-
ning and hearing it! No ...._
gives new meaning to the -- filli .
feed the betars!"' I
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Views: 6040 Submitted: 09/14/2012