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Musketeers

Anonymous t) ' titun) ' t: 34 E
awaiting heme from party late ens
guys were fallowing me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them elf by existing
shy tn walk taster. tn he mail, as I' m dwelt as ****
towatch me in was tandem college student neighborhood
**** . my ass is about to be beaten
Sstill in talking phase
Alights Qck en in the house
guys in full garb walk out
is some blond guy with a beart, eyepatch. and same weirdness accent
What sen of was weild be accessing sameone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!"
sans start yelling at them to timk or, that I deserved to get my ass beaten
Nery well. then.. Brew steel. you blackguards"
trall three of them draw rapists an their belts
tr"; knew net why these feel men sought year harm. but came and tell us the tale. stranger!"
remainder of evening thiinking mulled wine with lunatics
M Swedish live there
bellend gay is actually missing an eye; test it in a machine shop accident
home completely drunk with a hat
*******
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#4 - iamnaked (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
continued
#25 - mattdoggy (09/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
not only is this a true story but the the three men dressed as musketeers are local heroes. The leader of there group was once arrested do to his vigilante justice, but was rescued in court when a dozen or so victims he had rescued. They all gave sparkling testimonies telling how he had saved him. He was released and is still doling out justice
#110 - paperluigigatxl (09/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Stagger home completely drunk with a hat
>Drunk with a hat
>WITH A HAT

Lucky ****
#12 - bennyandwills (09/14/2012) [-]
Because sometimes: 			****		 Logic
Because sometimes: **** Logic
#49 - aamann ONLINE (09/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
True story. Somebody saw this reposted on 4chan and gave an update on the guy.
#9 - ninootendoo ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Musketeers face when
Musketeers face when
#65 - lupislord ONLINE (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
f*k Disney, THAT is a happy ending
#91 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
ALL MY THUMBS TO YOU GOOD SIR!!!
#101 - nocandy (09/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is ancient on /tg/
You could at least post the follow up which I unfortunately don't have on my computer.

But the Swedish guys were in danger of losing their visa for these kinds of shenanigans, but after a testimony from a lot of people they helped (including a woman who was almost raped) they were allowed to stay.
pic related, the genius that is /tg/
#103 to #101 - nocandy (09/15/2012) [-]
Found the follow up on the off-chance anyone's interested
#60 - TheInvader (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
we need more people like him
#5 - naeoro (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sweden ftw.
Pic related, it's Knugen, Sweden's king.
#21 - dwarfman (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The "Ruffians" should be glad they didn't reenact the Indian Wars. Scalping ftw
#118 - afjhahsdsl (09/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#125 to #122 - duchessofcorn (09/15/2012) [-]
"Then FJ, then Reddit."
Sure,
#145 - dustyshane (09/15/2012) [-]
Weird, I imagined them being Swedish before it was mentioned.
#58 - currentlyno (09/15/2012) [-]
If this guy helped me like that, I would 			****		 a brick out of my dick.
If this guy helped me like that, I would **** a brick out of my dick.
#64 - lonelyboy (09/15/2012) [-]
"Unhand thine drunkard ye cretan, lest I should open a can of the finest whoop-ass one has ever had the privilege of delivering."
#77 - Prada ONLINE (09/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
How can he remember word for word what the musketeer said if he's THAT sauced?
#7 - mazzyrazzy (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That would have made my whole week
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