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This, my friend, is called an
Everlasting Gobstopper
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Submitted: 09/14/2012
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#53 - theannoyingFJguy (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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he can't even drive a limo.
User avatar #57 to #53 - SwiftNinja (09/14/2012) [-]
>Implying he's driving
#14 - TehBlackfire (09/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Quick, time for presidential pics!
User avatar #62 - cptcrunchy (09/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Romney isn't any different then. He buys out no-name businesses, liquidates the profits and then fires the employees. The dude is a spoiled scumbag.
#78 - malifauxdeux (09/14/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Anyone ever notice how Conservatives always cry out for smaller government and that it's not the government's job to create employment, but then bitch and moan about how Obama hasn't completely solved he unemployment problem yet?
#46 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Haha its funny because Romney actually has a indisputable record of jobstopping, and Obama doesn't. But Romney has only been allowed to grim reaper jobs on a small scale. But give him the presidency....
#110 - lefish (09/14/2012) [+] (12 replies)
If you want to attack Obama, do it with facts instead of making **** up. He's been ******* great for the economy. He's also signed an executive order allowing American citizens to be imprisoned indefinitely without trial. If you don't like Obama, that's fine. You bring facts and we can have a real discussion. If you just want to make **** up, then **** you.
#121 - unoriginalhipster (09/15/2012) [-]
MFW politics on the internet.
MFW politics on the internet.
User avatar #83 - kieranbaker (09/14/2012) [-]
not trying to start political flame war but he didn't cause the recession and he has created 4.5 million jobs
#7 - insevin (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Haha its funny because Romney actually has a indisputable record of jobstopping, and Obama doesn't. But Romney has only been allowed to grim reaper jobs on a small scale. But give him the presidency....
#10 to #7 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
He did pretty good for how liberal Massachusetts is, and their congress.
I will take the guy with more executive experience and economic know how thank you.
User avatar #1 - rollertoaster (09/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I support Obama and found this hilarious
>Inb4 I support hilarious and found this Obama
User avatar #3 to #1 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I Obama hilarious and found this support.
#109 - luderudecrude ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
The republican heavey congress is what hjas stopped every job creating bill Obama has tried to pass, yet he has still created over 4.5 million jobs/ god damn republicans and their propaganda lies piss me off
User avatar #93 - Fgner (09/14/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Oh yes, let's bring politics, one of those things in the real world that cause us stress, which is one of the reasons we come to the internet to begin with, TO THE INTERNET. I'm suprised this got so many thumbs. People on the internet are all socialist, democratic, college kids, or European.

Europeans, I mean you no offense, but shut the **** up when it comes to American politics, we are a huge country compared to any of you, and Sweden may be freaking amazing, but amplify Sweden's size by a few dozen and the same system wouldn't work for **** .

To the socialists, read that last statement. Socialism can't work on a large scale unless we are all utopians. There will always be lazy ******* that will ruin it by not doing their part.

Democrats, no, just any ******* American out there, I don't give a **** who you are, but you aren't better than the other party, you aren't worse. You are just americans, stop voting because the other person isn't on your party. Jesus ******* Christ, I doubt half of you "knowledgable voters" don't know the speaker of the house or even 2 of the judges without using Google.

And College Kids: Don't vote. You are young and stupid. I'm one of you. 99% of you don't watch news. I bet the only reason you really like Obama is because he's black and "young" and democratic. When you are done being know it all college kids and get your head out of your ass in 10 years, then feel free to give politics a try.

Red thumbs, I embrace you dearly.
User avatar #98 to #93 - awesomenessdefined (09/14/2012) [-]
How many pages of your Social Studies Book did you have to go through to make that argument.
#70 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
Oh any funny on funnyjunk?


Nope just ******* politics
User avatar #51 - rdangerdash (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not an american and I have no knowledge of politics or how the world outside my bedroom works but I thought Obama had actually created more jobs than Bush. Whatever that means.
User avatar #90 - goldenglimmer (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The unemployment rate under Obama is at 9%. Nine percent, people. Under Bush, the unemployment rate averaged at about 6%. That's a three percent increase.
Literally, the number of people WITHOUT JOBS has increased by 3%. Do you know how many people that is? Millions.

Obama has done nothing for the US. He's further stagnated the economy by implementing more Keynesian philosophies that liberals never seem to understand just don't work. The short-term cost for Obamacare is to be $2 600 000 000 000 (he originally said 900 billion max), and will add a 3.8% medicare tax to "high-income" taxpayers. His fiscal policy doesn't work, and he's turned out to be a big fan of bail-outs and economic stimulus plans.

He steals from the rich, which is okay right? I mean, all rich people in America are corporate fat cats who eat homeless people for dinner every night. It's not like Walmart, McDonald's, Microsoft, GM and Apple provide hundreds of thousands of jobs or anything.

Why do you think unemployment has skyrocketed? Albeit there are a few factors, but the main reason is the fact that the evil rich people can't keep the economy going anymore. The US is in a recession.

The government is not a source of income, it's solely a redistribution system. So far, the current US government has redistributed the money in all the wrong places. It has no revenue, only expenses.

Obama is not only bad, he is the worst. I would say he even outclasses Jimmy Carter, which is quite a feat.
He's a self-righteous, pompous and arrogant empty suit. He's anti-American by his very nature. He's associated himself with those kind of people his entire life, and he's never had to work for anything. He's had doors opened for him since he was born. Some of his statements are chilling, but revealing of how utterly narcissistic and nihilistic he is.
He compensates for his lack of experience and integrity with rhetoric and charisma, and it works.
I hope he doesn't get reelected. Even Hilary would be better.
User avatar #101 to #90 - psydoc (09/14/2012) [-]
The government is not a source of income, it's solely a redistribution system.

IMHO, the government is a huge expense with a little redistribution.
User avatar #23 - demonictoasters (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Cute considering since he has been in office there has been a significant increase in jobs.
#48 to #23 - koalahauff (09/14/2012) [-]
cute indeed...
All jobs lost from the time Obama took office to "trough" (bottom of recession): .....4,317,000
All jobs gained since "trough": ....4,056,000
Net LOSS in seasonally-adjusted jobs since Obama took office: .... 261,000
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