Typical Girls. Saw this on my Facebook feed. This is why I am disappointed with my gender. Clean it the up.. Search for people, places and things ihateu: l Teen bad serious Cake facebook hello

Typical Girls

Saw this on my Facebook feed. This is why I am disappointed with my gender. Clean it the **** up.

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will kiss me, not make out.
will make me laugh,
will take silly/ cute pictures with me. September
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likes long hugs.
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Anthia. This is major typicall girl here, So you :2?
want him to when wrong, make the first move,
they very dose attention to EVERYTHING you do, and has to date on
you and shower you with compliments? Picturees like this make me hang
my head in shame.
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#57 - thaihooker (09/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#6 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So you want a guy who cuddles you, kisses you, texts you as soon as he wakes up and before he goes to bed, hugs you from behind, takes pics with you, compliments you and talks to you all the time, but you DONT want him to be clingy???
#25 to #6 - slippowich (09/14/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly
User avatar #22 - slapchoppin ONLINE (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
text her every morning AND every night but not get clingy

#64 - helenwheels (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"This is why I am disappointed with my gender." (implying they're aren't stupid males)

Yeah, I know what you mean, sometimes I feel bad about being a male and the whole Hitler thing
< for you OP
User avatar #10 - zombehhh (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i just want cuddles.
User avatar #108 - thisusernameisalie (09/15/2012) [-]
> "hugs me from behind."
> "likes to cuddle."
> "won't get clingy."
> wat
#73 - latinotornado (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - bensho (09/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>"will kiss me, not make out"

Woah woah woah. First time I made out with my girlfriend, she started it. I was playing Xbox, and she put her arms around me, and I said, "I really can't hold the controller correctly with your arms here." Then she responded by climbing on top of me and saying, "Gamer girlfriend problems" then she started going at it.

tl;dr: Girls like making out. FACT.
#26 - arrisarrad (09/14/2012) [-]
This sort of person does not deserve to be in a relationship with anyone.
#93 - Prada (09/14/2012) [-]
So even if I'm right, I should beg for forgiveness anyways?
So even if I'm right, I should beg for forgiveness anyways?
User avatar #27 - ninjastarthrow (09/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
She just wants a guy who's balls she can keep in her purse. **** that, I want a girl who puts in as much effort to me as I did to her. My ex didn't do that, I bought her stuff, I noticed when she was upset and I always said Good morning and goodnight. But she couldn't be bothered to do it for me. Told me I was too clingy...she was the one who made it seem that I had to do all that...
#4 - smasterofpuppets (09/14/2012) [-]
Can I marry you OP?
User avatar #2 - kingofkodos (09/14/2012) [-]
"Teen swag :]" omg I just got cancer....
User avatar #50 - denoface (09/14/2012) [-]
"Won't get clingy" Kinda sounds like you want clingy, after seeing the rest of the list...
But freals, most of those things are super easy to do.
User avatar #39 - silvanyis (09/14/2012) [-]
Anyone who has this level of selfish, idiotic ideals for a relationship isn't ready for a relationship. Male or female. They will find themselves utterly disappointed and wondering why their free ride isn't trotting along like they should be.
#3 - fouringer (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
after screen cap op deleted comment...
#7 - hrx (09/14/2012) [-]
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