Typical Girls. Saw this on my Facebook feed. This is why I am disappointed with my gender. Clean it the up.. Search for people, places and things ihateu: l Teen bad serious Cake facebook hello

Typical Girls

Typical Girls. Saw this on my Facebook feed. This is why I am disappointed with my gender. Clean it the up.. Search for people, places and things ihateu: l Teen

Saw this on my Facebook feed. This is why I am disappointed with my gender. Clean it the **** up.

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#6 - anon (09/14/2012) [-]
So you want a guy who cuddles you, kisses you, texts you as soon as he wakes up and before he goes to bed, hugs you from behind, takes pics with you, compliments you and talks to you all the time, but you DONT want him to be clingy???
#25 to #6 - slippowich (09/14/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly
#63 to #57 - demonatatoo (09/14/2012) [-]
I met the truly perfect girl once, I 			******		 it up and now she won't talk to me.
I met the truly perfect girl once, I ****** it up and now she won't talk to me.
User avatar #123 to #63 - EdwardNigma (09/15/2012) [-]
I met the perfect girl once too but instead, when i ****** it up, I don't want to talk to HER. Because she annoys me and infuriates me.
#107 to #63 - Viggiator (09/15/2012) [-]
I know that feeling bro.
I know that feeling bro.
User avatar #102 to #63 - samxdaxman (09/14/2012) [-]
i may or may not end up in your situation. im going to tell a girl how i feel in 5 days, hopefully she feels the same way. sucks man, but im sure youll find someone even more perfect.
User avatar #22 - slapchoppin (09/14/2012) [-]
text her every morning AND every night but not get clingy

User avatar #28 to #22 - ninjastarthrow (09/14/2012) [-]
Haha yeah, and cuddle and kiss and hug but he can't get clingy? Seems like she doesn't know what she actually wants.
#64 - helenwheels (09/14/2012) [-]
"This is why I am disappointed with my gender." (implying they're aren't stupid males)

Yeah, I know what you mean, sometimes I feel bad about being a male and the whole Hitler thing
< for you OP
#69 to #64 - sighkopff (09/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #10 - zombehhh (09/14/2012) [-]
i just want cuddles.
#17 to #10 - anon (09/14/2012) [-]
Me too man.
User avatar #108 - thisusernameisalie (09/15/2012) [-]
> "hugs me from behind."
> "likes to cuddle."
> "won't get clingy."
> wat
#26 - arrisarrad (09/14/2012) [-]
This sort of person does not deserve to be in a relationship with anyone.
#93 - Prada (09/14/2012) [-]
So even if I'm right, I should beg for forgiveness anyways?
So even if I'm right, I should beg for forgiveness anyways?
User avatar #27 - ninjastarthrow (09/14/2012) [-]
She just wants a guy who's balls she can keep in her purse. **** that, I want a girl who puts in as much effort to me as I did to her. My ex didn't do that, I bought her stuff, I noticed when she was upset and I always said Good morning and goodnight. But she couldn't be bothered to do it for me. Told me I was too clingy...she was the one who made it seem that I had to do all that...
User avatar #56 to #27 - retrojays (09/14/2012) [-]
bro.... same reason my girlfriend dumped me this wednesday.. feel ya man
User avatar #62 to #56 - ninjastarthrow (09/14/2012) [-]
She dumped me on Friday. Feels man.
#32 to #27 - anon (09/14/2012) [-]
OMG its like that in my current relationship.:!! omgomg! wot do?
User avatar #60 to #27 - durkadurka (09/14/2012) [-]
It seems counter-productive, but the best thing to do is to NOT make those efforts. The worst thing you can do is wait on her hand and foot. When you do those things too often, you appear desperate to keep her and that's not attractive at all. If you're told that you are too clingy, you need to give her space, let her have her own life.
You need to appear to have control and confidence. That's by no means easy, but if you can figure it out, you won't have this problem.
User avatar #61 to #60 - ninjastarthrow (09/14/2012) [-]
She wanted me to to all those things so I did, THEN she said I was too clingy. She needs to sort out her priorities...
User avatar #76 to #61 - durkadurka (09/14/2012) [-]
They don't really want you to do those things, even when they say they do. It's ****** up I know, but that's the way they think. It's like how they say that they don't do drama, yet jump into drama at any chance.

The way to understand it is to look at what women are biologically attracted to. Mrs. Cavewoman wanted a guy who can protect her and provide for her and her children. Over time this became biological instinct.

When a guy is confident and competent, he can take care of himself (or it at least seems to be able to) and therefore is capable of providing for a woman. This is also why women are attracted to guys who are rich, famous, and such: Those guys are perceived to be more successful.

Buying her things, always texting good morning/night, etc, creates the perception that you are needy and not in control. If you do what she wants you to, you are not in control. As I explained, they biologically want you to be in control. Now, obviously don't take this as an absolute: You can still buy her stuff, text her, etc, but don't make those things routine. It'll make you seem controlled, it becomes boring, and no longer means anything.

It's actually rather difficult to hold yourself back from doing those things too often, but it will pay off in the long run.
User avatar #131 to #76 - ninjastarthrow (09/15/2012) [-]
It wasn't a routine, but yeah I get what you're saying. Damn. Women are complicated...
User avatar #2 - kingofkodos (09/14/2012) [-]
"Teen swag :]" omg I just got cancer....
User avatar #50 - denoface (09/14/2012) [-]
"Won't get clingy" Kinda sounds like you want clingy, after seeing the rest of the list...
But freals, most of those things are super easy to do.
User avatar #39 - silvanyis (09/14/2012) [-]
Anyone who has this level of selfish, idiotic ideals for a relationship isn't ready for a relationship. Male or female. They will find themselves utterly disappointed and wondering why their free ride isn't trotting along like they should be.
#35 - bensho (09/14/2012) [-]
>"will kiss me, not make out"

Woah woah woah. First time I made out with my girlfriend, she started it. I was playing Xbox, and she put her arms around me, and I said, "I really can't hold the controller correctly with your arms here." Then she responded by climbing on top of me and saying, "Gamer girlfriend problems" then she started going at it.

tl;dr: Girls like making out. FACT.
User avatar #38 to #35 - silvanyis (09/14/2012) [-]
It's true.
User avatar #40 to #38 - bensho (09/14/2012) [-]
I know. I was there.
#41 to #40 - gameandwatched (09/14/2012) [-]
...So was i
...So was i
#44 to #41 - bensho (09/14/2012) [-]
Did you enjoy the sho?
User avatar #51 to #40 - FlawlessxLawless (09/14/2012) [-]
I was there too. I was the controller
#52 - rhinoplasty (09/14/2012) [-]
i would lure her in by doing all these nice things for her, then in the middle of the night ram my forearm up her arse
User avatar #19 - psydoc (09/14/2012) [-]
- will text me goodmorning/goodnight.
- likes long hugs.
- likes to cuddle.
- hugs me from behind.
- won't get clingy.

- won't get clingy.
- won't rush things.
- will not make out.
- won't flirt with other girls

- Won't lie to me.
- will apologize after a fight, even if I'm wrong.
#7 - hrx (09/14/2012) [-]
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