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33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf:
drunk thread
we 19
we to party at fire pit in weeds
rreally dark out
squeaking in german accent all night fer reason
ram really drunk
yhave full beard We been workin en fer like 4 months
idrink Hier morgans
pstart yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs
everyone finds it funny
yin german accent approach 8./ 10 chick with a ****** pick up line
pit works
wrap her ass and make out with heffer like IONIC; minutes
iwonder offtank to other people, still in accent
any approaches me
ways i made em with his girlfriend
ssorry mein friend., i was not aware
tthis guy is really ****** drunk
Hm gonna kill you we stupid nan faggot
weer girlfriend did not think i was a waggot
Makes a swing at me
Hide step him
wrap thick wooden leg
him en head with it
we falls down and smacks his face affa rock
pi run away as i hear sameone calling 911
gget home. shave beard
west of summer everyone i know is talking bearded german guy and heather' re gonna beat his ass ifthey find him
wmm
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User avatar #42 - mrthezho ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
And no one noticed his beard the 4 months he was working on it.
#38 - fouringer (09/14/2012) [-]
everybody tries to be german sometime in life
everybody tries to be german sometime in life
User avatar #59 to #38 - endface ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I know, right? My brothers wife is always talking in a German accent, I don't care if she was born and raised there, she lives in America now, she should stop pretending!
User avatar #83 to #38 - thegreenmann (09/14/2012) [-]
I use a New Zealand accent when I go to the bar. Works every. ******* . time.....
#57 to #38 - ishalltroll (09/14/2012) [-]
Keep trying ****** I'm german every day.
User avatar #39 to #38 - xtwinblade (09/14/2012) [-]
and russian
User avatar #46 to #39 - Cookiez ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Funny thing is that i am Russian and i cant even use the accent while talking English etc.
User avatar #49 to #46 - xtwinblade (09/14/2012) [-]
can you do Romanian?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Cookiez ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I honestly don't know what Romanian sounds like.
User avatar #51 to #50 - xtwinblade (09/14/2012) [-]
its basicly a combination of russian and german with some flem(or Phlem, not sure)
User avatar #52 to #51 - Cookiez ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Oh.. Well my points is that i know Swedish, Polish, English and Russian yet i cant mix accents, i would give anything to speak English with a Russian accent at will.
User avatar #53 to #52 - xtwinblade (09/14/2012) [-]
okai its a weak russian accent with flem
User avatar #55 to #53 - xtwinblade (09/14/2012) [-]
and russian accent is my best english accent
#78 - superchingles (09/14/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: Speak with a different accent whilst having a beard so if you kill someone you can change your identity.
#79 - odio (09/14/2012) [-]
im a russian-german and wheni was in america they said i speak with a spanish accent
#165 to #79 - anon (09/14/2012) [-]
know that feel. some americans say i'd speak with a spanish accent too. not possible, because i'm german. i don't have an accent also. ah, and another thing, russian sounds like portuguese, maybe they mistaken this.

Dunno why i'm talking about this. have a great night.
#166 to #79 - firesky (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm austrian

And in Ireland they told me I have an american accent o.O
User avatar #122 to #79 - biggydy (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm spanish and people say i speak with a japanese accent.
#177 - jdouglas (09/14/2012) [-]
him after talking to them
him after talking to them
User avatar #190 to #177 - disturbing (09/14/2012) [-]
lol clever use of gif
#104 - paesani (09/14/2012) [-]
... your secret.
#160 - klondikemonster (09/14/2012) [-]
This is one of the better drunk stories I've seen come out of /b/
This is one of the better drunk stories I've seen come out of /b/
#113 - kingredeaded (09/14/2012) [-]
**kingredeaded rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Thug Life ** MFW I was there
#87 - ColonelHansLanda (09/14/2012) [-]
continuing drunk story thread.

>Friend Gives me young school picture of him as joke.
>Insist I put it in wallet and pretend it's my son
>half-heartedly agree.
>Start Uni last week
>First Night in halls
>go to nightclub.
>Meet hot girl
>Literally entered nightclub and scored.
>Back to my flat
>Take her to my room after kissing whole route home
>start having sex
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>afterwards want rid of her
>Remember wisdom of friend
>Take out wallet
>ThisIsMySon.jpg
>Girl panicks a bit.
>Makes up excuse and leaves.
>Next day tell uni friends.
>My friends when they all hale me as a legend.
#188 to #87 - exrflarion (09/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Smooth
#88 to #87 - ColonelHansLanda (09/14/2012) [-]
*My face when
User avatar #54 - bitchplzzz (09/14/2012) [-]
He... He... Shaved his beard? What kind of sick **** does that?
User avatar #175 to #54 - iliketires (09/14/2012) [-]
The kind of sick **** that doesn't want his ass kicked.
#1 - nudist (09/13/2012) [-]
#2 to #1 - tomoivir (09/13/2012) [-]
**tomoivir rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at I came **
**tomoivir rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at I came **
#94 - dachief (09/14/2012) [-]
Sie werden niemals die Wahrheit wissen.
#156 - bigshowsteveo (09/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#100 - wowimbored (09/14/2012) [-]
best lol on FJ today.
#103 to #100 - paesani (09/14/2012) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#47 - ompalomper (09/14/2012) [-]
that was...   
   
absolutely glorious, have a thumb sir
that was...

absolutely glorious, have a thumb sir
#202 - cookedspider (09/14/2012) [-]
yfw
yfw
#167 - menameselassie (09/14/2012) [-]
This is him after shaving
This is him after shaving
#145 - BossTamsy (09/14/2012) [-]
<--what he looked like with the beard.
<--what he looked like with the beard.
User avatar #149 to #145 - trimageryan (09/14/2012) [-]
Fantastic beard.
User avatar #157 to #149 - slootyslooot (09/14/2012) [-]
That beard took like an hour a day of work on the set.
#64 - ifiwereayoungman (09/14/2012) [-]
I guess nobeardy will ever find out...
I guess nobeardy will ever find out...
#116 to #64 - thedisturbedone (09/14/2012) [-]
That was so horrible, it was hilarious.
That was so horrible, it was hilarious.
User avatar #262 to #116 - ifiwereayoungman (09/15/2012) [-]
haha thanks man!
User avatar #245 - zaskaishi (09/14/2012) [-]
**zaskaishi rolls 555** hope for the best
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#251 to #248 - zaskaishi (09/14/2012) [-]
close man.
#257 to #251 - currentlyno (09/14/2012) [-]
**currentlyno rolls 857**

Here, man, take mine.
#258 to #257 - currentlyno (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm gonna go **** off now.
User avatar #254 to #245 - twothreefivefive (09/14/2012) [-]
Nice trips, at least you're not one of those people who try to get trips on every content there is.
#255 to #254 - zaskaishi (09/14/2012) [-]
thank you my friend
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