MFW. . 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf: drunk thread we 19 we to party at fire pit in weeds rreally dark out squeaking in ge MFW 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No Replies: :iaf: drunk thread we 19 to party at fire pit in weeds rreally dark out squeaking ge
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33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf:
drunk thread
we 19
we to party at fire pit in weeds
rreally dark out
squeaking in german accent all night fer reason
ram really drunk
yhave full beard We been workin en fer like 4 months
idrink Hier morgans
pstart yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs
everyone finds it funny
yin german accent approach 8./ 10 chick with a shitty pick up line
pit works
wrap her ass and make out with heffer like IONIC; minutes
iwonder offtank to other people, still in accent
any approaches me
ways i made em with his girlfriend
ssorry mein friend., i was not aware
tthis guy is really fuckin drunk
Hm gonna kill you we stupid nan faggot
weer girlfriend did not think i was a waggot
Makes a swing at me
Hide step him
wrap thick wooden leg
him en head with it
we falls down and smacks his face affa rock
pi run away as i hear sameone calling 911
gget home. shave beard
west of summer everyone i know is talking bearded german guy and heather' re gonna beat his ass ifthey find him
wmm
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - deathskream
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User avatar #5 to #4 - thecolorbacon
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Can still **** it up.
#108 to #5 - anon id: 43792cf9
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It's not a combo breaker if it's already been completed.
#6 to #5 - thecolorbacon
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Even moreso with this.
#7 to #6 - zetman
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Wait I think I can fix it
#8 to #7 - irishlawyer
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#9 to #8 - zetman
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"I don't need this! My man has two jobs!"
"I don't need this! My man has two jobs!"
#10 to #9 - satansatan
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#41 to #10 - unholyjebus
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What do you think you're doing
#61 to #41 - yourmomisyourdad
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you can't stop destiny !
#63 to #61 - ifiwereayoungman
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#220 to #63 - threenewmessages
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#259 to #61 - anon id: 38a55d6c
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******.
#223 to #61 - anon id: fde910ed
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************** breaker
#112 to #61 - anon id: 8431484a
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How's it going?
#109 to #61 - meanamoeba
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yes you can.
yes you can.
#119 to #61 - funmanigro
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**funmanigro rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at Lopunny ** nope
#176 to #41 - anon id: 080cb292
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sgsgsg
#3 - deathskream
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#98 to #3 - julesk
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this guy now has a .. double chin
#105 to #98 - knowstoomuch
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HFW--> :DD
User avatar #42 - mrthezho
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And no one noticed his beard the 4 months he was working on it.
#38 - fouringer
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everybody tries to be german sometime in life
everybody tries to be german sometime in life
User avatar #59 to #38 - endface
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I know, right? My brothers wife is always talking in a German accent, I don't care if she was born and raised there, she lives in America now, she should stop pretending!
User avatar #83 to #38 - thegreenmann
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I use a New Zealand accent when I go to the bar. Works every. *******. time.....
#57 to #38 - ishalltroll
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Keep trying ****** I'm german every day.
User avatar #39 to #38 - xtwinblade
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and russian
User avatar #46 to #39 - Cookiez
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Funny thing is that i am Russian and i cant even use the accent while talking English etc.
User avatar #49 to #46 - xtwinblade
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can you do Romanian?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Cookiez
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I honestly don't know what Romanian sounds like.
User avatar #51 to #50 - xtwinblade
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its basicly a combination of russian and german with some flem(or Phlem, not sure)
User avatar #52 to #51 - Cookiez
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Oh.. Well my points is that i know Swedish, Polish, English and Russian yet i cant mix accents, i would give anything to speak English with a Russian accent at will.
User avatar #53 to #52 - xtwinblade
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okai its a weak russian accent with flem
User avatar #55 to #53 - xtwinblade
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and russian accent is my best english accent
User avatar #221 - sublimedafuq
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**sublimedafuq rolls 2**+7=9
#222 to #221 - andreaskors
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Comment Picture
#228 to #221 - xgrandmoffx
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#238 to #228 - oniguru
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Nah he tries like 30 times every single day for it
#87 - ColonelHansLanda
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continuing drunk story thread.

>Friend Gives me young school picture of him as joke.
>Insist I put it in wallet and pretend it's my son
>half-heartedly agree.
>Start Uni last week
>First Night in halls
>go to nightclub.
>Meet hot girl
>Literally entered nightclub and scored.
>Back to my flat
>Take her to my room after kissing whole route home
>start having sex
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>afterwards want rid of her
>Remember wisdom of friend
>Take out wallet
>ThisIsMySon.jpg
>Girl panicks a bit.
>Makes up excuse and leaves.
>Next day tell uni friends.
>My friends when they all hale me as a legend.
#134 to #87 - stayoutofmyshed
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#188 to #87 - exrflarion
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This image has expired
Smooth
#88 to #87 - ColonelHansLanda
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*My face when
#78 - superchingles
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Moral of the story: Speak with a different accent whilst having a beard so if you kill someone you can change your identity.
#79 - odio
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im a russian-german and wheni was in america they said i speak with a spanish accent
#165 to #79 - anon id: fd3997ba
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know that feel. some americans say i'd speak with a spanish accent too. not possible, because i'm german. i don't have an accent also. ah, and another thing, russian sounds like portuguese, maybe they mistaken this.

Dunno why i'm talking about this. have a great night.
#166 to #79 - firesky
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I'm austrian

And in Ireland they told me I have an american accent o.O
User avatar #122 to #79 - biggydy
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I'm spanish and people say i speak with a japanese accent.
#167 - menameselassie
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This is him after shaving
This is him after shaving
#64 - ifiwereayoungman
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I guess nobeardy will ever find out...
I guess nobeardy will ever find out...
#116 to #64 - thedisturbedone
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That was so horrible, it was hilarious.
That was so horrible, it was hilarious.
User avatar #262 to #116 - ifiwereayoungman
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haha thanks man!
#67 to #64 - arlaxis
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