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How the attempted Valve buyout went down

 
How the attempted Valve buyout went down. I read about the attempted buy out, looked into the facts, and I immediately thought of this scenario legitimately goi

I read about the attempted buy out, looked into the facts, and I immediately thought of this scenario legitimately going down

Mr Hewett, it has aome
to my attention that
my company is
loosing it' s fanbase at
a drastic rate and in
order to win their
support back; I' m
suggesting buying out
Valve
I' d be happy to help. It
seems like a reasonable
deal and you seem like a
reasonable man. I don' t
see anything wrong with
this.
I haven' t heard how
much my company is
worth in a while, but
what is the asking price?
Forbes put you at
Billion dollars and
we' re willing to buy your
company for a 15rd of
that.
Say that again?
I didn' t quite hear you...
Your company is worth
Billion and we will
give you 15rd of that to
you... but of course you' ll
be able to keep full creative
rights over your established
firehoses and you can keep your
and will we at no point in time demand
that you step down from your chairman
position and all of your on Brent employees
3 Billion dollars...
3 billion...
Get the hell out of my
I face! I would rather my
company disintergrate
before I sell it to some
sick numeral preferring
freak like !
y at
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Views: 33898 Submitted: 09/13/2012