How the attempted Valve buyout went down. I read about the attempted buy out, looked into the facts, and I immediately thought of this scenario legitimately goi
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How the attempted Valve buyout went down

I read about the attempted buy out, looked into the facts, and I immediately thought of this scenario legitimately going down

Mr Hewett, it has aome
to my attention that
my company is
loosing it' s fanbase at
a drastic rate and in
order to win their
support back; I' m
suggesting buying out
Valve
I' d be happy to help. It
seems like a reasonable
deal and you seem like a
reasonable man. I don' t
see anything wrong with
this.
I haven' t heard how
much my company is
worth in a while, but
what is the asking price?
Forbes put you at
Billion dollars and
we' re willing to buy your
company for a 15rd of
that.
Say that again?
I didn' t quite hear you...
Your company is worth
Billion and we will
give you 15rd of that to
you... but of course you' ll
be able to keep full creative
rights over your established
firehoses and you can keep your
and will we at no point in time demand
that you step down from your chairman
position and all of your on Brent employees
3 Billion dollars...
3 billion...
Get the hell out of my
I face! I would rather my
company disintergrate
before I sell it to some
sick numeral preferring
freak like !
y at
...
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Submitted: 09/13/2012
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#2 - Visual ONLINE (09/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Or maybe because Newell knows that EA is a ****** company who would run Valve straight down the pipe within a few months.
#18 - nocta (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#5 - blockheadboy (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
is it just me or does he look like a fatter version of bill gates?
User avatar #9 to #5 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/14/2012) [-]
Bill Gates looks like a skinny version of Gaben.
#33 - narunarunaru (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #39 - kinglobster (09/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
maybe if ea put bf3 on steam...
#26 - regdestroy (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'll just leave this here.
#8 - dragonstew (09/14/2012) [-]
Well… How about that...
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#34 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 - Icedangel (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If EA bought out Steam you could say goodbye to good prices and the ability to download your games on any computer.

EA is a ******* cunt.
User avatar #22 - qauronexoforce (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
LEVEL 3 SENTRY BITCHES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#23 to #22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2012) [-]
VALVe didn't make those, engie did
User avatar #24 - Screenshotman (09/14/2012) [-]
Here's how a buyout would go.

"Okay guys, we've got Valve, what now?"
"ADD ROCKET LAUNCHER TO EVERY CLASS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2. GIVE EVERYONE ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND SNIPER RIFLES. AND HELICOPTERS
LOTS OF THOSE"
User avatar #13 - badpeace (09/14/2012) [-]
A fat joke a day keeps half life 3 away.
#77 - aksion (09/14/2012) [-]
Thank Gordan Freeman he didnt sell steam to those EA fags, this is why I love Gaben. He is our protector... our dark knight.
#1 - pauix (09/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #11 - novabird ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
he should have turned the tables and bought them out.
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
'loosing it's fanbase'? better tighten that fanbase up faggot!
#63 to #58 - spycheckingpyro (09/14/2012) [-]
i have failed you all
i have failed you all
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#15 - kamehamehanurd has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#25 to #15 - olineadi (09/14/2012) [-]
Wow, did you just learn fractions in preschool?
#61 - hokeymon (09/14/2012) [-]
I'll buy the company for $2!!!!
User avatar #35 - ilya (09/14/2012) [-]
sees the number 3



instantly knows what the joke is about


still thumbed, good try
#19 - piggernenis (09/14/2012) [-]
...loosing
...loosing
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