How the attempted Valve buyout went down. I read about the attempted buy out, looked into the facts, and I immediately thought of this scenario legitimately goi tags are overrated
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#2 - Visual
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Or maybe because Newell knows that EA is a ****** company who would run Valve straight down the pipe within a few months.
#62 to #2 - thundagawd
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Heuheuheu... Valve... Pipes...

I'll be going now
#54 to #2 - oliphan
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Oh god, could you imagine? They'd probably turn TF2 into a monthly subscription based game or something... *shudders*
#12 to #2 - cloymax
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Ever since I heard that EA will strictly no longer publish singleplayer games, I've lost all and every hope for them.
#16 to #12 - fitchy
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(09/14/2012) [-]
EA is raping everything good about video games...their ******* online codes...those....*******...codes.... they completely kill the resale value of any of their games
#17 to #16 - cloymax
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Yep. It's just a jew, collecting all the money it can.
#18 - nocta
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(09/14/2012) [-]
#30 to #18 - shaneac
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(09/14/2012) [-]
This has 33 thumbs, I really want to thumb it up but I don't want to ruin the number...
#44 to #30 - novren ONLINE
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Now you can thumb it up.
#5 - blockheadboy
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(09/14/2012) [-]
is it just me or does he look like a fatter version of bill gates?
#9 to #5 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Bill Gates looks like a skinny version of Gaben.
#33 - narunarunaru
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(09/14/2012) [-]
#84 to #33 - trolololing
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I don't get it...
#39 - kinglobster
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(09/14/2012) [-]
maybe if ea put bf3 on steam...
#47 to #39 - mahavir
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(09/14/2012) [-]
BF3 is the only reason why people are bothering with Origin!!!
#42 to #39 - bitchplzzz
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(09/14/2012) [-]
I know why BF3 isnt on steam.. BF3
#43 to #42 - kinglobster
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(09/14/2012) [-]
but its got modern warfare 3, assassins creed 3, max payne 3, fallout 3,
#49 to #43 - baconseed **User deleted account**
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#48 to #43 - sgc
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(09/14/2012) [-]
sam and max season 3, odd world 3
#57 to #48 - exwife
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(09/14/2012) [-]
POSTAL 3
#46 to #39 - tommycallahan
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#59 to #46 - goblingang
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(09/14/2012) [-]
What film/show is that from?
#26 - regdestroy
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(09/14/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
#78 to #26 - ninaf
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Why am I so amused by this?
#8 - dragonstew
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Well… How about that...
#34 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account**
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#50 - Icedangel
Reply +24
(09/14/2012) [-]
If EA bought out Steam you could say goodbye to good prices and the ability to download your games on any computer.

EA is a ******* cunt.
#53 to #50 - Icedangel
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Also, I'd like to add that EA whines about people pirating their ****, like the sims 3.

You know what EA? Maybe if you didn't charge more than the original ******* game costs for an expansion pack of ******* items. Or maybe not make the entire game series cost upwards of 300$. Maybe then people wouldn't pirate your ****.

Who the **** has 300$ to drop on the Sims!? It's not that great of a ******* game.

At least they don't piss themselves in the bathroom and cry to God cause you didn't tell them to take a piss before their accident
#79 to #53 - ninaf
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Sims' face when you don't control every ******* second of their life.
#82 to #79 - Icedangel
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Sums up sims 1 and 2 perfectly.

Three isn't as bad. But those ******* have a knack for setting themselves on fire.
#24 - Screenshotman
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(09/14/2012) [-]
Here's how a buyout would go.

"Okay guys, we've got Valve, what now?"
"ADD ROCKET LAUNCHER TO EVERY CLASS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2. GIVE EVERYONE ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND SNIPER RIFLES. AND HELICOPTERS
LOTS OF THOSE"