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Best. Day. Ever.

We' re all trying
to poop discreetly
with minimal aound
Taking a dump between
classes, restroom nearly full
T' m in this tones)
Suddenly, a guy kicka in the
restroom door and bellows: I ‘HILL Daii% CM? E HQ?! AND
WILL ALI, BEAR WITNESS
WHO WILL acan ME?!
********
in all the stalls
Followed by riotous farting And We all left walking a
and little teller, bowels a little
emptier, and spirits a litle
...
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#91 - lankyman (09/13/2012) [-]
Sitting in a public toilet
Hear a French tourist panicking in next cubicle
Obvs its no toilet paper
Reach under and give him a good few handfuls of soft Andrex
He thanks me heartily
Time passes
Before Frenchie leaves, he pushes a mini bottle of hand disinfectant under the door
I use it
Followed by paper towels
I use them
He shoves his hand under my toilet cubicle and I shake it from the toilet seat
A genuine gentleman

Despite being French



User avatar #99 to #91 - masterfluffydubs (09/13/2012) [-]
lmfao. ******* thumb for the last sentence.
#224 - EpicAmiss (09/13/2012) [-]
The real problem is that god awful toilet paper they use in schools.
User avatar #243 to #224 - Kodylol (09/13/2012) [-]
Looks like the same toilet paper Stephenie Meyer uses...
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#115 - furrytoes (09/13/2012) [-]
I haven't pooped in a week. I'm dying guys.
User avatar #130 to #115 - thisisrarity (09/13/2012) [-]
Drink a lot of coffee
User avatar #136 to #130 - furrytoes (09/13/2012) [-]
It won't hurt to try.
User avatar #138 to #136 - thisisrarity (09/13/2012) [-]
Actually it probably will.
Seeing your rectum will get ****************** by the week old stool.
#140 to #138 - furrytoes (09/13/2012) [-]
thanks for the comforting thoughts.
#304 to #138 - miikeg (09/13/2012) [-]
Actually, coffee is a natural diuretic. So odds are, the natural caffeine and amino acids will just break the stool down into a lot of very loose, albeit thick and chunky, diarrhea.
User avatar #309 to #304 - furrytoes (09/13/2012) [-]
i'd take diarrhea over a ripped butthole any day.
#160 to #138 - cookedspider (09/13/2012) [-]
How horrifying....
How horrifying....
User avatar #124 to #115 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
Ohh my god ! you must feel like **** !
User avatar #119 to #115 - ragingflamingos (09/13/2012) [-]
You might want to see someone about that...
#122 to #115 - ninootendoo (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry
#125 to #115 - loopers (09/13/2012) [-]
1-2 teaspoons of Epsom Salts mixed in a cup of warm water is the best there is. Dont overdo it on the salts

It'll burn your asshole.. trust me
User avatar #310 to #125 - salts (09/16/2012) [-]
always over do it...
User avatar #139 to #115 - thatguynamedtony (09/13/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro







its gonna burn
#137 - wizi (09/13/2012) [-]
I have the weirdest boner..
User avatar #158 to #137 - whjason (09/13/2012) [-]
Can't unsee.... God dammit my sides.
User avatar #186 to #158 - anonymousattorney (09/13/2012) [-]
Better your sides than your ass.
#150 - HaloMythbuster (09/13/2012) [-]
WHO WILL JOIN ME?!
#161 to #150 - bananabaker (09/13/2012) [-]
my
my
-3
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#127 to #120 - sirhyden (09/13/2012) [-]
What?
What?
0
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#157 to #117 - phantomro (09/13/2012) [-]
**phantomro rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Pug Life ** first one to roll that picture tells me what to do for a whole day and i will rec. and deliver
#171 to #157 - norwegiandude (09/13/2012) [-]
**norwegiandude rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Photo Bomb **

well... It's worth a try... I think
User avatar #129 to #117 - superunclesam (09/13/2012) [-]
Can't wait for someone to roll this image.
#234 - MrOblivious (09/13/2012) [-]
I used to worry about that too and try to **** with minimal noise..

Then one day I thought ... wait ... they can't even see me ... not only that, they'd most likely leave before I finish or I'll leave before they finish... why do I have to care? It's a ******* , we're meant to **** ...

So from then on .. I fart like a ************ ... and I mean loud long multiple farts ... it's funny because sometimes the guy in the next stall immediately cleans up and leaves. I even started to enjoy it ... After a loud fart I would purposely go out loud "ahhhh" in an orgasmic sigh ... then giggle in silence.
#251 - brutallyhonest (09/13/2012) [-]
Looking, I've had some ridiculous moments in my day, where I had to poop but everytime I sat down in the toilet seat, I'd be scared ******** (dat pun) when someone walked in. To this day, when with my family I get embarrassed pooping when they're outside the room, because I worry that they'll hear me. But it's natural, everyone ******* poops.
#254 to #251 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
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#87 - cumwhore (09/13/2012) [-]
Toy Story 2 was okay.
#66 - jowwwwwn (09/13/2012) [-]
Did anyone else notice the dick in frame 2, and then the same dick ejaculating in frame 6?
#231 - tmbg (09/13/2012) [-]
#73 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #96 to #73 - baramill (09/13/2012) [-]
ikr
#273 - connorsg (09/13/2012) [-]
the WHO WILL JOIN ME?! panel got me.... poopers faces when
#239 - tickleshits (09/13/2012) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#241 to #239 - nocandy (09/13/2012) [-]
The Warp is overtaking him
#123 - rrenierr (09/13/2012) [-]
toy story 2 was okay?
#112 - sirhyden (09/13/2012) [-]
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day, My Face if I was there.
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day, My Face if I was there.
#19 - zakvanloocke (09/13/2012) [-]
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#31 to #19 - haunterbrony (09/13/2012) [-]
Ohhh I remember that scene
#25 to #19 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh. My. God. I Couldn't stop laughing, every time I saw this on TV with the "ohhh god it'sss badddd mkayyyy!" I cracked up. This made my night.
Oh. My. God. I Couldn't stop laughing, every time I saw this on TV with the "ohhh god it'sss badddd mkayyyy!" I cracked up. This made my night.
User avatar #8 - AccWasLost (09/13/2012) [-]
too bad that never happens.
whenever I take a dump in school, black people all group together and start laughing.
They try to kick down the stall door and they throw stuff at me.
They stare at me through the crack in the door.
******* why.
#41 to #8 - fixxxer (09/13/2012) [-]
Where the **** do you go to school at!? That's ******* mental...
User avatar #303 to #41 - AccWasLost (09/13/2012) [-]
Public school in North Carolina.
User avatar #240 - markthemarksman (09/13/2012) [-]
My only problem is that nobody in the history of mankind ever flushes at school.
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