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OC

IF I FLIP A COIN,
WHAT ARE MY
CHANCES OF
GETTING HEAD?
YOUR FACE
REMINDS ME OF A
WRENCH, EVERY
TIME I THINK OF IT
MY NUTS TIGHTEN
**** ME IF I AM
WRONG, BUT
HAVEN' T WE MET
BEFORE?
HEY CUTIE, WANNA
GO HALVES ON A
BABY?
HEY BABY, LET' S
PLAY HOUSE, YOU
CAN BE THE DOOR
AND I' LL SLAM YOU.
IS YOUR NAME
DAISY? BECAUSE I
HAVE A SUDDEN
URGE TO PLANT
YOU RIGHT HERE.
EXCUSE ME, I AM
ABOUT TO GO
MASTURBATE AND
NEEDED A NAME TO
GO WITH THE FACE.
IF IT' S TRUE THAT
WE ARE WHAT WE
EAT, THEN I COULD
BE YOU BY
TOMORROW
MORNING.
IF WE AVERE BOTH
SQUIRRELS, ICOULD
YOU LET ME BUST A
NUT IN YOUR HOLE?
HI, WILL YOU
HELP ME FIND MY
LOST PUPPY? I
THINK HE AVENT
INTO THIS CHEAP
MOTEL ROOM
ACROSS THE
STREET.
I HAVE THE ENTIRE
DICTIONARY
ON MY
DICK. AVANT ME TO
PUT SOME IVOR'S
IN YOUR MOUTH‘.".’
...
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#34 - carrotstew (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
#39 - thrillville (09/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**thrillville rolls 61**
dubs
User avatar #42 to #39 - bazilball (09/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 - hemming (09/13/2012) [-]
These just... aren't right. They're all perverted and about sex, dick, etc... The old comps were better.
#48 - jaerbuen (09/13/2012) [-]
Should use the entire meme OP. Still good **** though
User avatar #17 - westpole (09/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**westpole rolls 79**
+15
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#12 - lboarder (09/13/2012) [-]
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
User avatar #32 - QuadLife (09/13/2012) [-]
**QuadLife rolls 99**
User avatar #57 - Balrogsaysrawr (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
let's flip coin



heads i get tail

tails i get head



User avatar #59 - lulgazmz (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Aren't these meant to be somewhat charming/complimenting?
User avatar #36 - jonasmsv (09/13/2012) [-]
My dick is being hunted down by the FBI, can you hold it for me?

User avatar #50 - vladhellsing (09/13/2012) [-]
"Hey there, baby. Ever kissed a rabbit in between the ears?" *turns pockets inside-out* "Well here's your chance!"
#44 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one who thought these were horrible?..
+1
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#27 - featherice (09/13/2012) [-]
I DEMAND MORE OF THIS GUY !
#2 - XxRAVAGExX (09/13/2012) [-]
**XxRAVAGExX rolls 91**
User avatar #63 - itachijebest (09/13/2012) [-]
yesterday, comment section: i really hope it's you, who made this...
#61 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [-]
My friend has the best pick up line ever. And by that it makes us laugh every time we hear it. He walks up to a woman then says, "I have come to make my intentions known," with a really serious expression on his face. His attempts are ruined by by everyone cackling in the background at this. He is a great guy and tries to be classy, it is just hard not to laugh at him saying this as classy as he can in a club to a woman who has her tits practically falling out of her shirt.
User avatar #54 - koocluks (09/13/2012) [-]
**** me if im wrong, you want to have sex with me
#52 - jitterz (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #45 - threadcreator (09/13/2012) [-]
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#1 - anonymous (09/12/2012) [-]
people are really going to love this or really going to hate it.
I, I like it. good **** .
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