This field can't be empty. We need more of this guy. OC. IF I FLIP A COIN, WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF GETTING HEAD? YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A WRENCH, EVERY TIME I T bad pickup lines
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This field can't be empty. We need more of this guy. OC. IF I FLIP A COIN, WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF GETTING HEAD? YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A WRENCH, EVERY TIME I T

We need more of this guy.
OC

IF I FLIP A COIN,
WHAT ARE MY
CHANCES OF
GETTING HEAD?
YOUR FACE
REMINDS ME OF A
WRENCH, EVERY
TIME I THINK OF IT
MY NUTS TIGHTEN
**** ME IF I AM
WRONG, BUT
HAVEN' T WE MET
BEFORE?
HEY CUTIE, WANNA
GO HALVES ON A
BABY?
HEY BABY, LET' S
PLAY HOUSE, YOU
CAN BE THE DOOR
AND I' LL SLAM YOU.
IS YOUR NAME
DAISY? BECAUSE I
HAVE A SUDDEN
URGE TO PLANT
YOU RIGHT HERE.
EXCUSE ME, I AM
ABOUT TO GO
MASTURBATE AND
NEEDED A NAME TO
GO WITH THE FACE.
IF IT' S TRUE THAT
WE ARE WHAT WE
EAT, THEN I COULD
BE YOU BY
TOMORROW
MORNING.
IF WE AVERE BOTH
SQUIRRELS, ICOULD
YOU LET ME BUST A
NUT IN YOUR HOLE?
HI, WILL YOU
HELP ME FIND MY
LOST PUPPY? I
THINK HE AVENT
INTO THIS CHEAP
MOTEL ROOM
ACROSS THE
STREET.
I HAVE THE ENTIRE
DICTIONARY
ON MY
DICK. AVANT ME TO
PUT SOME IVOR'S
IN YOUR MOUTH‘.".’
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#48 - jaerbuen (09/13/2012) [-]
Should use the entire meme OP. Still good **** though
#34 - carrotstew (09/13/2012) [-]
Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
User avatar #49 to #34 - tuborial (09/13/2012) [-]
Do you have a keg in your pants? 'Cause I wanna tap that ass.
User avatar #35 - hemming (09/13/2012) [-]
These just... aren't right. They're all perverted and about sex, dick, etc... The old comps were better.
User avatar #57 - Balrogsaysrawr (09/13/2012) [-]
let's flip coin



heads i get tail

tails i get head



#62 to #57 - jalthelas (09/13/2012) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#12 - lboarder (09/13/2012) [-]
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
User avatar #59 - lulgazmz (09/13/2012) [-]
Aren't these meant to be somewhat charming/complimenting?
#68 to #59 - Giachianeo (09/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, they're supposed to be classy, not just asking for sex in stupid ways. This is retarded and deserves red.
#65 to #59 - jaerbuen (09/13/2012) [-]
I dont think OP knows the proper use of this meme, like most of the ones who thumbed it.
I dont think OP knows the proper use of this meme, like most of the ones who thumbed it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - lulgazmz (09/13/2012) [-]
By neptune's seventh nipple that's cute.
#44 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who thought these were horrible?..
#51 to #44 - UndeadGirl (09/13/2012) [-]
These were so genius... how could you think they were terrible?
#46 to #44 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
yes
+1
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User avatar #32 - QuadLife (09/13/2012) [-]
**QuadLife rolls 99**
User avatar #36 - jonasmsv (09/13/2012) [-]
My dick is being hunted down by the FBI, can you hold it for me?

User avatar #50 - vladhellsing (09/13/2012) [-]
"Hey there, baby. Ever kissed a rabbit in between the ears?" *turns pockets inside-out* "Well here's your chance!"
#2 - XxRAVAGExX (09/13/2012) [-]
**XxRAVAGExX rolls 91**
#27 - featherice (09/13/2012) [-]
I DEMAND MORE OF THIS GUY !
User avatar #30 - Grizzally (09/13/2012) [-]
**Grizzally rolls 29**
User avatar #31 to #30 - Grizzally (09/13/2012) [-]
damn
#1 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
people are really going to love this or really going to hate it.
I, I like it. good **** .
-1
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#29 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 65**
User avatar #28 - poseidonsbesthorse (09/13/2012) [-]
**poseidonsbesthorse rolls 30**
User avatar #7 - zakvanloocke (09/13/2012) [-]
Somebody please roll his jersey number
User avatar #40 to #7 - iamnaked (09/13/2012) [-]
**iamnaked rolls 37**
User avatar #41 to #7 - iwanttousenumbers (09/13/2012) [-]
**iwanttousenumbers rolls 38**
User avatar #9 to #7 - beastkenten (09/13/2012) [-]
**beastkenten rolls 53**
User avatar #10 to #9 - xXBananaBishopXx (09/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #7 - lboarder (09/13/2012) [-]
**lboarder rolls 47**
User avatar #13 to #7 - weirdweir (09/13/2012) [-]
**weirdweir rolls 03**
User avatar #16 to #7 - MetallicaForever (09/13/2012) [-]
**MetallicaForever rolls 17**
User avatar #5 - notahuman (09/13/2012) [-]
got lamer as it went on
#4 - FuhKnee (09/13/2012) [-]
Mfw i know a girl named daisy
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