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This field can't be empty. We need more of this guy. OC. IF I FLIP A COIN, WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF GETTING HEAD? YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A WRENCH, EVERY TIME I T

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OC

IF I FLIP A COIN,
WHAT ARE MY
CHANCES OF
GETTING HEAD?
YOUR FACE
REMINDS ME OF A
WRENCH, EVERY
TIME I THINK OF IT
MY NUTS TIGHTEN
FUCK ME IF I AM
WRONG, BUT
HAVEN' T WE MET
BEFORE?
HEY CUTIE, WANNA
GO HALVES ON A
BABY?
HEY BABY, LET' S
PLAY HOUSE, YOU
CAN BE THE DOOR
AND I' LL SLAM YOU.
IS YOUR NAME
DAISY? BECAUSE I
HAVE A SUDDEN
URGE TO PLANT
YOU RIGHT HERE.
EXCUSE ME, I AM
ABOUT TO GO
MASTURBATE AND
NEEDED A NAME TO
GO WITH THE FACE.
IF IT' S TRUE THAT
WE ARE WHAT WE
EAT, THEN I COULD
BE YOU BY
TOMORROW
MORNING.
IF WE AVERE BOTH
SQUIRRELS, ICOULD
YOU LET ME BUST A
NUT IN YOUR HOLE?
HI, WILL YOU
HELP ME FIND MY
LOST PUPPY? I
THINK HE AVENT
INTO THIS CHEAP
MOTEL ROOM
ACROSS THE
STREET.
I HAVE THE ENTIRE
DICTIONARY
ON MY
DICK. AVANT ME TO
PUT SOME IVOR'S
IN YOUR MOUTH‘.".’
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Views: 38780 Submitted: 09/12/2012