Magic. . 2 minutes age IE bahahahah 2 minutes age D okay so I' m going he go buy a brand new deck of wards ask Far ‘single, Female volunteer' find the prettiest
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Magic

2 minutes age IE
bahahahah
2 minutes age D
okay
so I' m going he go buy a brand new deck of wards
ask Far ‘single, Female volunteer'
find the prettiest we
get her an slaw
ask her if pack is new, matiz matiz yaht
she says yes
I say, aspen and pick any ward
hand her a sharpen
write your name an it
and phone number, I promise this is leading somewhere
she agrees
lake ward from her
ladies and gentlemen, Must got the phone number of the prettiest girl
in the room, MAGIC,"
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User avatar #14 - Lambda (09/12/2012) [-]
This one magician came and performed at my college on the first weekend of school.
He said "For my next trick, I'll need all the single females in the theater to stand up" They do. "Ok now sit back down. Men, I just saved you a ton of work over the next week. You're welcome."
#441 to #14 - ifiwereayoungman (09/13/2012) [-]
haha can't believe we both ended up getting so many thumbs (esp you!). I had forgotten about it and just logged in before to find out my comment had made the top 10 (my first time!). mfw
haha can't believe we both ended up getting so many thumbs (esp you!). I had forgotten about it and just logged in before to find out my comment had made the top 10 (my first time!). mfw
User avatar #442 to #441 - Lambda (09/13/2012) [-]
I can't believe I got the top comments for that. I wasn't even trying, that's just something that actually happened.
User avatar #443 to #442 - ifiwereayoungman (09/13/2012) [-]
would have been so funny for the people who were there! anyway some douche thumbed us both down so i thumbed you back up again
#60 to #14 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
i dont get it
#67 to #60 - noschool (09/12/2012) [-]
he showed all the guys the girls that are single
#73 to #14 - filip (09/12/2012) [-]
Your username!
Your avatar!

Best game ever!
User avatar #439 to #14 - koobzacc (09/13/2012) [-]
>In that theatre
>magician tells single ladies to stand up
>your present girlfriend stands up even though she's with you
what do?
#31 to #14 - Hackdak (09/12/2012) [-]
**Hackdak rolled a random image posted in comment #966418 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** And then comes the challenge of.. Talking to them.

Oh god its too difficult.
#34 to #14 - melolsoohard (09/12/2012) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #399520 at MLP Friendly Board ** When they stand up, mfw lookin at dey fat asses
#59 to #20 - anunamoose (09/12/2012) [-]
Try this.
#79 - Digitalphear (09/12/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Take your age.

Subtract by zero.

That is your age.
#51 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/12/2012) [-]
magic
#72 to #51 - gongthehawkeye (09/12/2012) [-]
WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY BE THIS?
#250 - hagletrough (09/12/2012) [-]
Every other girl in the audience's face when:
#75 - ndiliciousa (09/12/2012) [-]
*snort snort*
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+21
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#93 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
>Girls face when he calls
User avatar #190 - jalthelas (09/12/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 99** I can magically conjure dubs at will.
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#203 to #190 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 98** you think youre the only one eh?
User avatar #192 to #190 - thedarkassassin (09/12/2012) [-]
But can you do it twice?
User avatar #194 to #192 - jalthelas (09/12/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 59** I don't know, can I?
User avatar #196 to #194 - jalthelas (09/12/2012) [-]
Apparently not.
User avatar #198 to #196 - thedarkassassin (09/12/2012) [-]
**thedarkassassin rolls 53** If only...
User avatar #199 to #198 - jalthelas (09/12/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 41** My powers have left me since I revealed them to society.
User avatar #201 to #199 - thedarkassassin (09/12/2012) [-]
**thedarkassassin rolls 85** Such a waste. Now who's going to give us our daily dubs?
#206 to #201 - curtt (09/12/2012) [-]
**curtt rolls 48** ****** rookies
User avatar #226 to #201 - ilikelolz (09/12/2012) [-]
**ilikelolz rolls 35** I WILL MY GOOD SIR!
User avatar #227 to #226 - ilikelolz (09/12/2012) [-]
darn...
User avatar #204 to #201 - jalthelas (09/12/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user dalemc ** This man.
#263 to #204 - dalemc (09/12/2012) [-]
**dalemc rolls 18**
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User avatar #230 to #204 - jasonmaki (09/12/2012) [-]
**jasonmaki rolls 15** you guys just dont know what you're doing...*ahem* First you do this, then this, then this that this then......
#237 to #230 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
roll 2 like this ladies.
#246 to #237 - raccoonshooter (09/12/2012) [-]
**raccoonshooter rolls 90**
#71 - LSone (09/12/2012) [-]
"Tada its gone"
"Tada its gone"
#98 - vivapinatapro (09/12/2012) [-]
What if the prettiest girl in the room wasn't single?
What if the prettiest girl in the room wasn't single?
User avatar #99 to #98 - mpoe (09/12/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter still got it...
User avatar #103 to #98 - littlejewnig (09/12/2012) [-]
hahahahahahahhahhahaha this picture makes me ******* lol for some reason
User avatar #100 to #98 - livingunderarock ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Just because a goal has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
User avatar #109 to #100 - dramallama (09/12/2012) [-]
haha nice one
#343 - Someguywiththeface (09/13/2012) [-]
Now, here's another magic trick that involves abortion.
Now, here's another magic trick that involves abortion.
#159 - geeko (09/12/2012) [-]
**geeko rolled a random image posted in comment #165345 at Item Discussion ** mfw magic is everywhere
#170 to #159 - shunkahaxD (09/12/2012) [-]
Well played
User avatar #302 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm gonna become a magician just so I can do that and quit being so ******* lonely
#259 - currentlyno (09/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #273 to #259 - nathanthefatman (09/12/2012) [-]
Is that Shia Lebouf?
User avatar #282 to #273 - blinkfreak (09/12/2012) [-]
i just realized that right before i read your comment xD
#311 - mandarshian (09/13/2012) [-]
then a prettier one shows up right after....
#283 - moustachefingers (09/12/2012) [-]
Mugic (snort snort)!
#218 - mjohnsononefive (09/12/2012) [-]
**mjohnsononefive rolls 66**
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User avatar #229 to #218 - jasonmaki (09/12/2012) [-]
MAGIC.
User avatar #323 - allmysperghetti (09/13/2012) [-]
god dammnit kim jong i want my picture posting rights back
#326 to #323 - kakao (09/13/2012) [-]
Me too
User avatar #334 to #326 - alicemizer (09/13/2012) [-]
same here :c
User avatar #344 to #334 - necrojaxx (09/13/2012) [-]
Ditto.
#316 - surfby (09/13/2012) [-]
hfw
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