Portal 2. . In Portal 2, Chell died. According to Creek Mythology, heaven is a cornfield. When you die you hear singing and are accompanied by your best friend
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In Portal 2, Chell died. According to Creek Mythology, heaven is a
cornfield. When you die you hear singing and are accompanied by
your best friend (the Companion Cube, in which was obviously
incinerated.) Turrets took aim, then sung? They shot her and she
heard singing.
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#296 - thelamalord (09/13/2012) [-]
oh dear no
oh dear no
User avatar #292 - serotonin (09/13/2012) [-]
You know...corn was taken to Europe from America. There is very little chance that ancient Greeks knew about corn
User avatar #306 to #292 - mechaemperor (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's supposed to be rye, or wheat.
#278 - zarcos (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually the Greek equivalent to heaven would be the Elysium which was a field of asphodel flowers.
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#272 - RageGuyyourmom (09/12/2012) [-]
not quite, if you weren't good enough for their "heaven" or to be reborn (they had to live I think five lives to be good enough for the Greeks heaven) then you stood in purgatory, which yes is just standing around.
User avatar #271 - sandnigglets (09/12/2012) [-]
reminds me of the ending to gladiator
User avatar #269 - codyxvasco (09/12/2012) [-]
Roof breaks, night sky revealed.
kinda makes sense
Elevator takes you a few hundred feet to the surface.
Alright.
Revealed to be on the top is an undisturbed, unbroken field.
Wait a sec....
I think she's in aperture still, maybe some virtual reality room or something.
#268 - teamsilverback (09/12/2012) [-]
**teamsilverback rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at P-P-P-P-P-POWER!!! ** Life ruined
User avatar #263 - thisusernameisalie (09/12/2012) [-]
No, I'm sure that The fields of Asphodel were filled with, well, Asphodel.
#262 - shadowmageXD (09/12/2012) [-]
**shadowmageXD rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at Fuck you, steve. ** lets not forget it's valve. So it's still badass.
User avatar #258 - churrundo (09/12/2012) [-]
sheeeeeeiiit, remember in gladiator?

inb4 those were romans
User avatar #253 - zoidz (09/12/2012) [-]
Well...after going out into space without a helmet I was wondering how the hell I survived...
User avatar #270 to #253 - scotlandspie (09/12/2012) [-]
Well the portal was acting as a vacuum into space so maybe she held her breath and the pressure from the vacuum made it so she didn't explodz
#251 - powerfapping (09/12/2012) [-]
Am I mistaken, or doesn't the Greek view of the afterlife portray purgatory as the field of wheat? Perhaps not purgatory, but the place where you aren't bad enough for hell, but not good enough for heaven.
#247 - CollinTB (09/12/2012) [-]
Pretty sure that the afterlife according to Greek mythology is the underworld, no part of which involves cornfields.
Pretty sure that the afterlife according to Greek mythology is the underworld, no part of which involves cornfields.
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User avatar #264 to #250 - thisusernameisalie (09/12/2012) [-]
They didn't grow corn in ancient Greece.
#257 to #250 - CollinTB (09/12/2012) [-]
Neither the Asphodel meadows nor the Elysian fields were said to contain corn or wheat.
Neither the Asphodel meadows nor the Elysian fields were said to contain corn or wheat.
#243 - bluemagebrilly (09/12/2012) [-]
But Chell wasn't Greek; not only that but GLADos as crazy as she is isn't a liar.
User avatar #267 to #243 - TwistedPizzaDude (09/12/2012) [-]
she ******* told me that no one was watching me in chamber 7 or 9 in portal 1

and she lied

******* liar
User avatar #242 - marijanelover (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually according to Greek Mythology heaven is a field of wheat. Corn is plant native to North America and was not found in ancient Greece.
#240 - orgasm (09/12/2012) [-]
Well then. I'm gonna beat Portal 2 again. Thanks OP
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