Portal 2. . In Portal 2, Chell died. According to Creek Mythology, heaven is a cornfield. When you die you hear singing and are accompanied by your best friend
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In Portal 2, Chell died. According to Creek Mythology, heaven is a
cornfield. When you die you hear singing and are accompanied by
your best friend (the Companion Cube, in which was obviously
incinerated.) Turrets took aim, then sung? They shot her and she
heard singing.
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#4 - zerokelvin ONLINE (09/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Corn was domesticated in the Americas, and was introduced to western settlers. Corn couldn't have been in Greek mythology if the Greeks didn't know about it.
#71 - irokk (09/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Or....you know....   
   
She just came up in a corn field.
Or....you know....

She just came up in a corn field.
#73 - wardenspectre (09/12/2012) [-]
It could quite possibly be that, and hear me out on this one, I know it's a little far fetched but I think this might be legit.

What if she just ended up in a cornfield?
#161 - dasbaum (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP must be Gabe Newell, preparing us for the truth: There won't be a third Portal game :D

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User avatar #45 - SirFail (09/12/2012) [+] (13 replies)
The "fields of asphodel" are not corn fields. They are an endless sprawl where people who did neither good nor evil in their life go. Elysium is the place where good people go. Elysium is a paradise in the centre of Elysium is the Isle of the Blessed. If you are sent to Elysium you can reincarnate into a new life and when you die you are judged again. if you reach Elysium 3 times you enter the isle of the blessed where your every wish is catered for. Then ofcourse there is "hell" where you are tortured. If you were reaaaaaly evil your soul would be tortured by the furies. Who are hades' personal "succubi" and take great pleasure in your torment.
#191 - Awesomenessniss (09/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Yes, because the ancient Greeks had corn. Try wheat
Yes, because the ancient Greeks had corn. Try wheat
User avatar #15 - freakdog (09/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Are you stupid? Heaven is a pool with lesbians.
#95 - nudist (09/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Except Heaven in Greek mythology is not a cornfield.
#85 - triarii (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Gladiator anyone?
User avatar #28 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
NONONONO
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
LALALALALA!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
#2 - bossauce (09/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You just ruined my day OP
#128 - donndee (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oh Valve...
Oh Valve...
User avatar #84 - jordanish (09/12/2012) [-]
False: the Asphodel Meadows (corn fields) is where people who were along the neutral spectrum go (kinda good and kinda evil, people who were just people). It's kinds like living in a ******* huge cornfield in kansas with damn near everyone who ever was. Forever.
Greek heaven (Elysium) is where heroes (brave warriors and people who gave their lives for others) go to and is a city on the seaside where everything is pretty ******* easy. Except everyone there is greek and so the whole place is bankrupt.
#10 - mspaintpro ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
>mfw
#202 - rollertoaster (09/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
But the ancient Greeks didn't grow corn.
But the ancient Greeks didn't grow corn.
#146 - alecz (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So basicly, this happent.


Now, We are free.
User avatar #39 - tinkotin (09/12/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Why would Portal all of a sudden pull greek mythology out of it's ass?
#119 - tobituary (09/12/2012) [-]
Why did I come on funnyjunk today
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