Average FPS

I know that feel bro.

But, on the bright side, you never have to go into battle with a half-empty mag!

Always be prepared!

Fuck yeah!

Oh God, that gave me a sophisticated chuckle. You ridiculous bastard.

Who you callin' ridiculous?

You. Who ELSE could I be talking about?

I know right?

>Muzzle inna dirt
>Bullet bandolier on a mag-fed firearm
mfw

She's a fashion designer, functionality wasn't a requirement I guess V_V

But she should know that when it comes to a combat situation, function > form.

Indeed. And I love the /k/ board.

My nigga.

I am nobody's "nigga".

Precisely, you are mein /k/omrade.

Shakhta /k/omrade*

Shakhta Tovarishch!

I alternate between /k/ and Friendly Thread.

A man with a strangely dualistic personality. I respect that.

We tend to stick somewhat together.

At least Arch and I do.

Well, I'm not the only /k/omrade there, 2 others, possibly 4.

Something I might just check out one of these days.

How long have you been on /k/?

Oh, I'm not a regular. I only go on 4chan from time to time. The /k/ board is the one I found the most enjoyable. Not quite as...retarded or perverted.

Zergface?

Nope.

LET THERE BE ZERG!

I've got to be honest, I don't understand whatever reference you were making.

I read it as self-reloading

Shutup anon.

halo taught me to always reload since you needed the entire mag to kill someone

Indeed. Halo was our introduction to FPS games. I remember the first time I saw some older boys playing it...I was flabbergasted that games like that existed, I was about 5 or 6. I remember insisting to play with them until the begrudgingly gave in. And even though I lost everytime, I knew that if I just kept playing, one day...I would be as good as them, No! Even better. And you know what? I am.

where does it say call of duty? if it was ArmA, it would make sense

The gun/style of the gun. It's cod 4.

It's a model straight from Counter-Strike: Source.

The M249 SAW, as it appears in CoD4. Notice how it's *exactly* the same as OP's pic. I guess your username is relevant, huh.

callofduty [dot] wikia [dot] com/wiki/File:M249SAWCoD4.png

in light of your comment, I looked up the M249 viewmodel from CSS. They are indeed different.

My bad, bro.

>"No file by this name exists."

Huh. Here's a picture of it instead of a link.

Thought it was Combat Arms but i was wrong

But now it makes no sense... What do the numbers now indicate?

how may times posted

goddammit i didn't see the comment below me.

That makes it all the more ironic!

How stoned were they at Warner Bros. they they made this?

I gotta wonder that myself

But you didn't.

i was hoping someone was going to post this reaction...

I'm 99% sure you didn't make it.

here is the original with digital date and time stamp. i keep copies of all my content i make.

I would like to point out this proves nothing

if you copy and paste it into MS Paint it registers as being created not being copied

well you got me, i hopped in my time machine and did exactly that...

no it hasn't moron, i made the damn thing.

Actually, this HAS been on the internet for quite some time. At least 1 or 2 years.

That weapon is from CS:GO. CS:GO was released a few weeks ago, but this content is before it's release, somewhere around May i believe, which means the picture is taken from the Beta. It couldn't have been from a year ago because they hadn't included the LMG by that time, which is the weapon we see in this content. The joke has properly been here for years, but i think you get my point.

http://images.wikia . com/callofduty/images/0/09/M249SAWCoD4.png

Actuslly it's from COD4, but whatever

Ah, an educated civilian. Thank you for the information, and I will happily admit that I was wrong. Have a thumb, my good sir. I apologize for my mistake.

My, my, my. Look at all the fucks I give!

I do clearly remember this being on here before several times before, so I will believe you..... this time

I shall trust you, possible OP.

I'm curious, have you ever played CoD?

CoD sucks shit.

I pirated MW3 and played it, the story was horrible. The online community is not that bad.

...

>pirated
>online community.

K.

Teknogods.

Also the average NYPD officer, apparently.

That little bitch.

Grrrr. I wish i could slap that kid for the words someone put in his mouth.

I miss the days when I was good at 1.6. Once I got source I became invincible.
I picked it up for the first time the other day and wasnt terrible, but not great.

Our News crew report heavy gunfire here on funnyjunk where the people are covering a reposter as he is reloading.