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#11 - kinglobster
Reply +143
(09/11/2012) [-]
>be 18
>never even held hands with a girl
#199 to #11 - mopeye
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
I'm 19 and I never have.
#162 to #11 - knowstoomuch
Reply +8
(09/12/2012) [-]
Ok, here's what you do.

>See girl walking to class (going the same way you are)
> Introduce self
> Ask what class she has next (Of course you have it too)
> Hold hand out say "Shall we?"
> She grabs hand.
>skip the rest of the way singing "Follow the Yellow brick road"

Note, This may or may not get you laid. most likely not.
#157 to #11 - garentei
Reply +1
(09/12/2012) [-]
Me neither, the closest I have got is a girl putting her head on my shoulder, I looked at her straight in the eyes with a ''what the **** are you doing'' face and she stopped.

I am master of romance...
#146 to #11 - misschicky
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
aw bub. <3
#141 to #11 - wehaveyourkittens
Reply +2
(09/12/2012) [-]
**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Life Bullshit **
>be 6
>8.3 baby sitter
>reads me a book
>touch boob
>i dont remember the feeling of it
>**** my 6 year old underdeveloped memory
>doesntmattertoucheddemtitties
#108 to #11 - amoussa
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(09/12/2012) [-]
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>never held hands with a girl til the age of 18.
>had my first kiss at age 19 but she was an ugly minger.
>been shunned, rejected and turned away for the next 2 years and so remained a kissless virgin since.

Now.........

>Now I'm 23 and since the age of 21 and a half, I've been kissing girls on a regular basis, including a few hot chicks. So far, I've snogged around 30 girls, I'm still a virgin (though I came close a few times) and I've still yet to have a first girlfriend (though a few girls have shown interest in me but they weren't my type).

If you're fat, lose just a slight but of weight. If you're scrawny, become a tad more chunky. Most of all, work on your social skills whether you're shy or socially awkward. Doesn't really matter much in the looks department but no girl will go for you if you're a loser or even desperate!

tl;dr, point is, it'll get better for you later on in life, I promise. Good luck bro!
<This is me by the way
#181 to #108 - rplix
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
You look like a cool dude. :D
#237 to #181 - amoussa
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
It's very nice of you to say that though but trust me, I came from an extremely socially awkward/loserish background. Even up to now I still retain some traits.
#104 to #11 - theangrydoodle
Reply +9
(09/12/2012) [-]
>be 14
>Get first legit girlfriend
>Slightly slutty
>Break up a few weeks later
>Be freshman
>Get made fun of for not receiving a Blewjab yet
>Da Fuq generation
#98 to #11 - iamsoclever
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(09/12/2012) [-]
#35 to #11 - xkmarcus
Reply +5
(09/11/2012) [-]
Me too bro, but I'm 20 in 2 months. Doesn't look like I'll even get close any time soon either.
#28 to #11 - anon
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(09/11/2012) [-]
>be 18
>never held hands with girl
>no friends
>no job
>drop out with GED
>no self esteem
#178 to #28 - nasavvy
Reply +5
(09/12/2012) [-]
Beta as ****.
#76 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
Then get the **** off the internet and do something about it. Find a job doing anything, even if it's shoveling **** into bins. Anything to get some money. Work hard to get that money! Figure out what you're good at and what you like. Don't worry about a girl for now. Save up and try to get your **** together first. Hang out with some guys and gals you work with, even if you don't want to. Force yourself to be social. I know it's easier said than done, but goddamnit its impossible if you don't even try. Eventually you'll find somebody to settle down with and you WILL die an old and happy man. Your life WILL be good because you made it that way, you worked for it, and you deserve it. Unplug for a while, go traveling, see the world. Just get out there and live you ass hole.
#213 to #76 - bronycurious
Reply +3
(09/12/2012) [-]
You are the kind of man America needs as president.
#85 to #76 - huskycreeper
Reply +22
(09/12/2012) [-]
*sniffle*
#23 to #11 - slappfesk
Reply +7
(09/11/2012) [-]
If ya'll stopped worrying so damn much about the lack of sexing and started partying instead, suddenly... fumbling, yet dirty, dirty sex. Also, don't having standards helps! Now go get 'em, folks!
#20 to #11 - anon
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(09/11/2012) [-]
>Almost 21
>Never had a boyfriend, never kissed, never sexed
>Rejected by everyone I ask out
>Best friend usually abandons me in favor of hooking up with someone whenever we go out
>Never flirted with or hit on
>Never been asked out
>Ugly as **** though, so...
#188 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
>be 17
>never been asked out
>been turned down by all guys i've liked
>only people in school who say im ******** are my brother and his friend.
>killme.png
#44 to #20 - cshp
Reply +13
(09/11/2012) [-]
Look on the bright side, nobody can top you.
Look on the bright side, nobody can top you.
#119 to #44 - tulioandmiguel
Reply +13
(09/12/2012) [-]
There was that guy who got friendzoned by a hooker...

#19 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(09/11/2012) [-]
>be 15
>go out with a girl for the first time
>only together one week
>only held hands
i dont know what a kiss is like :/
#109 to #19 - theangrydoodle
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
I know that feel
Luckily I have a few close friends that are girls, and one of them is TRYING to hook me up with her cousin. (Which I'm okay with)
Homecoming is in 2 weeks, It my be my chance to make my move.
#13 to #11 - rummler [OP]
Reply +106
(09/11/2012) [-]
#12 to #11 - XeddMarston
Reply +2
(09/11/2012) [-]
i know that feel
#14 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(09/11/2012) [-]
well, no you dont.
#15 to #14 - XeddMarston
Reply +1
(09/11/2012) [-]
simple anon how would you know that. Anyways I really haven't held hands with a girl. I have gotten a few hugs just because I am a good friend.
#24 to #15 - sarahlovesyuhall
Reply +5
(09/11/2012) [-]
He was actually making a joke, like, saying that you don't know the feel because you haven't felt it. Just do you know :D
#18 to #15 - akg **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(09/11/2012) [-]
A few pity hugs here. So yeah, better than me.
#17 to #15 - kinglobster
Reply 0
(09/11/2012) [-]
better than me
#16 to #15 - tannerninja
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