dont be silly wrap your willy. look at tags. My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.. Oh sure it is fine like that but when you work as a mall Santa it isn't look at title
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User avatar #2 - kathuzada (09/11/2012) [-]
Oh sure it is fine like that but when you work as a mall Santa it isn't
#23 to #16 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
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#24 to #23 - awwmygawd (09/12/2012) [-]
what does BR? means?
#30 to #16 - demcomments (09/12/2012) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at Killl meeeee! **

Was tripping balls for a minute.
User avatar #18 to #16 - withthelemons (09/11/2012) [-]
Well that was confusing..
#90 - HunterAsesino (09/12/2012) [-]
mfw i saw this post after the "peek a boo" post
User avatar #4 - xxramshockeyxx (09/11/2012) [-]
even if its a quicky, wrap that sticky
#113 to #4 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
#59 to #4 - wehaveyourkittens (09/12/2012) [-]
**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #1017076 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
baby
im like a
rubex cube,
the more you
play with me
the harder i get
User avatar #8 to #4 - zombiestookmybike (09/11/2012) [-]
don't be silly, wrap your willy
#10 to #4 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
Don't be daft, wrap your shaft.
User avatar #11 to #4 - nyankat (09/11/2012) [-]
no glove, no love
#102 to #4 - cruzslzr (09/12/2012) [-]
my personal favorite:   
If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
my personal favorite:
If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
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#9 to #4 - trueraiderfan (09/11/2012) [-]
if you do use that latex, she be getting yo pay checks
if you do use that latex, she be getting yo pay checks
#66 to #9 - XxbobbyfinxX (09/12/2012) [-]
....if you use a condom, she'll get your money?   
   
T.T   
   
Shouldn't it be "If you don't use latex, she'll be gettin' yo paychecks!"....?
....if you use a condom, she'll get your money?

T.T

Shouldn't it be "If you don't use latex, she'll be gettin' yo paychecks!"....?
User avatar #117 to #66 - trueraiderfan (09/12/2012) [-]
my bad bro, *dont
#35 to #4 - ifallenangelx (09/12/2012) [-]
If you like the little Schticky, youre going to love the BIG Schticky!
#37 - hillbillydinosaur (09/12/2012) [-]
**hillbillydinosaur rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Fuck the System ** My dick
**hillbillydinosaur rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Fuck the System ** My dick
User avatar #38 to #37 - rplix (09/12/2012) [-]
Ok then.
User avatar #45 to #37 - Hreidmar ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Source: a movie called 'True Lies.' For the record, that's the only mildly nude moment in it, and it's absolutely hilarious. It's a great movie, but if you're looking for wank material, you should really look elsewhere.
User avatar #77 to #45 - anonymousattorney (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'd rather not wank off to the mom in Freaky Friday.
User avatar #83 to #77 - sevensixtwo (09/12/2012) [-]
true story... i DID wank it to the mom on freaky friday. while watching freaky friday.
User avatar #57 to #45 - pockettacos ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Very true.
#29 - breakfastlunch (09/12/2012) [-]
When you're getting it on, cover your John.

Don't be daft - cover your shaft.

Remember to protect your dick from getting sick.

Use protection for your erection.

Put a wrappy around Mr. Happy.

Before you bang 'er, cover your wanger.

That's all I can remember/make up for now.
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User avatar #44 to #29 - redclover (09/12/2012) [-]
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
User avatar #47 to #44 - breakfastlunch (09/12/2012) [-]
Read the title of the content
User avatar #93 to #47 - redclover (09/12/2012) [-]
...you gotta be ******* kidding me!



this is what I get when I just open lots of tabs on the front page to go through content quickly...
User avatar #63 to #29 - Wumbologist (09/12/2012) [-]
No glove, no love.
#74 to #29 - corpsedolly (09/12/2012) [-]
When you're gonna get funky, cover your monkey.
When you're gonna get funky, cover your monkey.
User avatar #42 to #29 - SirVladimir (09/12/2012) [-]
It doesn't take long to wrap your schlong.

(I just made this up on the spot.)
#67 to #29 - potatotown (09/12/2012) [-]
Is there any way you can incorporate "one eyed worm" into one?
User avatar #69 to #67 - breakfastlunch (09/12/2012) [-]
It's good form to cover your one-eyed worm?

If you don't want one born, wrap your one-eyed worm?
#71 to #69 - potatotown (09/12/2012) [-]
yes, yes, this will do perfectly, thank you my friend
yes, yes, this will do perfectly, thank you my friend
#72 to #71 - breakfastlunch (09/12/2012) [-]
Only "You're Welcome" picture I have (although it fits well here. No pun intended).
User avatar #85 to #29 - sevensixtwo (09/12/2012) [-]
Cover before you love her.

Put a slicker on your dicker.

wrap before you tap.

bag it before you tag it.

#51 to #29 - organicglory (09/12/2012) [-]
Cover the tank
before you enter the flank

before you get funky
cover your monkey
#54 to #29 - futt (09/12/2012) [-]
dont be a dumby cum on her tummy
#61 to #29 - guitarmanforever (09/12/2012) [-]
If you aint gonna sack it go whack it
If you aint gonna sack it go whack it
#80 to #29 - anonymousattorney (09/12/2012) [-]
If you're having sex without a condom, you're gonna have a bad time...About nine months or so down the line.
User avatar #21 - staticmind (09/12/2012) [-]
Last time I heard this joke, I fell off my dinosaur laughing
#31 to #21 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
If I had a dinosaur I wouldn't be wastin my time on the computer, I'd be riding that ****** everywhere
User avatar #53 to #31 - deathstare (09/12/2012) [-]
And this is why you are still anonymous. Get smarter so you can graduate to actual user status.
#81 - zakvanloocke (09/12/2012) [-]
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#5 - alucardshellhound (09/11/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #419018 at MLP Friendly Board **
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/11/2012) [-]
I feel broken right now.... can't think of a gay joke fur this ;_;
User avatar #6 to #1 - heartlessrobot (09/11/2012) [-]
Guys need a place to sit as well?
User avatar #7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/11/2012) [-]
maybe but, this has everything needed fur a good joke an still got nothing
#20 to #1 - zeustesticle (09/11/2012) [-]
damn it sparky! you had 1 job!
User avatar #26 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I know :c that's like all I ever do is make gay jokes mostly about myself but, this ones got me stumped I got nothing.
#32 to #26 - zeustesticle (09/12/2012) [-]
Don't worry it'll cum to you eventually.
User avatar #34 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/12/2012) [-]
maybe... almost 20 hours an still got nothing :c
#60 - ApocalypseKing (09/12/2012) [-]
i was just at my friends house and he just said this to me...i think me and him need to have a talk
#87 to #60 - steavo (09/12/2012) [-]
It's been on the internet for a few years by now, come on Blue Name, I thought for sure you would have seen it by now.
#64 to #60 - potatotown (09/12/2012) [-]
explain, is your friend a... female?   
potatotown needs details
explain, is your friend a... female?
potatotown needs details
#70 to #64 - ApocalypseKing (09/12/2012) [-]
i said he didnt i?

pic semi related
User avatar #99 to #70 - potatotown (09/12/2012) [-]
are you a female?
#65 - wrpen (09/12/2012) [-]
MFW the last post
MFW the last post
#56 - lolmasterx (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #56 - anonymousattorney (09/12/2012) [-]
Damn it, George Takei!
User avatar #50 - deathstare (09/12/2012) [-]
You must be that dude in the stall in the previous pic
User avatar #105 - raidertrolls (09/12/2012) [-]
Willy Bum Bum Willy Willy Bum Bum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM
+2
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#104 - probablynaked (09/12/2012) [-]
This joke has already been used and in much classier ways than this might I add.
What the **** is this doing on front page?
User avatar #108 to #104 - kekitattam (09/12/2012) [-]
yesss i love this picture hehe its my wallpaper hehe gives me so many good feelings everytime i see it XD soooo cuuuteeee
User avatar #115 to #114 - kekitattam (09/12/2012) [-]
eeee that ones adorable too XDD than k you -takes for her collection of adorably evil things-
User avatar #58 - adchum (09/12/2012) [-]
repost
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