dont be silly wrap your willy

#2 - kathuzada

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(09/11/2012)[-]

Oh sure it is fine like that but when you work as a mall Santa it isn't

#4 - xxramshockeyxx

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(09/11/2012)[-]

even if its a quicky, wrap that sticky

#9 to #4 - trueraiderfan

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(09/11/2012)[-]

if you do use that latex, she be getting yo pay checks

#66 to #9 - XxbobbyfinxX

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(09/12/2012)[-]

....if you use a condom, she'll get your money?

T.T

Shouldn't it be "If you don't use latex, she'll be gettin' yo paychecks!"....?

#117 to #66 - trueraiderfan

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(09/12/2012)[-]

my bad bro, *dont

#35 to #4 - ifallenangelx

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(09/12/2012)[-]

If you like the little Schticky, youre going to love the BIG Schticky!

#17 to #4 - captan**User deleted account**

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#102 to #4 - cruzslzr

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(09/12/2012)[-]

my personal favorite:
If you slip between her thighs, condomize.

#11 to #4 - nyankat

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(09/11/2012)[-]

no glove, no love

#59 to #4 - wehaveyourkittens

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(09/12/2012)[-]

**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #1017076 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
baby
im like a
rubex cube,
the more you
play with me
the harder i get

#8 to #4 - zombiestookmybike

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(09/11/2012)[-]

don't be silly, wrap your willy

#113 to #4 - anon id: 1d87d95c

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

#10 to #4 - anon id: 9da71005

Reply0

(09/11/2012)[-]

Don't be daft, wrap your shaft.

#37 - hillbillydinosaur

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(09/12/2012)[-]

**hillbillydinosaur rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Fuck the System ** My dick

#45 to #37 - Hreidmar

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(09/12/2012)[-]

Source: a movie called 'True Lies.' For the record, that's the only mildly nude moment in it, and it's absolutely hilarious. It's a great movie, but if you're looking for wank material, you should really look elsewhere.

#77 to #45 - anonymousattorney

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(09/12/2012)[-]

Yeah, I'd rather not wank off to the mom in Freaky Friday.

#83 to #77 - sevensixtwo

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(09/12/2012)[-]

true story... i DID wank it to the mom on freaky friday. while watching freaky friday.

#57 to #45 - pockettacos

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

Very true.

#38 to #37 - rplix

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

Ok then.

#29 - breakfastlunch

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(09/12/2012)[-]

When you're getting it on, cover your John.

Don't be daft - cover your shaft.

Remember to protect your dick from getting sick.

Use protection for your erection.

Put a wrappy around Mr. Happy.

Before you bang 'er, cover your wanger.

That's all I can remember/make up for now.

#46 to #29 - gravegraffiti

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(09/12/2012)[-]

#80 to #29 - anonymousattorney

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(09/12/2012)[-]

If you're having sex without a condom, you're gonna have a bad time...About nine months or so down the line.

#61 to #29 - guitarmanforever

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(09/12/2012)[-]

If you aint gonna sack it go whack it

#54 to #29 - futt

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(09/12/2012)[-]

dont be a dumby cum on her tummy

#51 to #29 - organicglory

Reply+2

(09/12/2012)[-]

Cover the tank
before you enter the flank

before you get funky
cover your monkey

#85 to #29 - sevensixtwo

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(09/12/2012)[-]

Cover before you love her.

Put a slicker on your dicker.

wrap before you tap.

bag it before you tag it.

#67 to #29 - potatotown

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(09/12/2012)[-]

Is there any way you can incorporate "one eyed worm" into one?

#69 to #67 - breakfastlunch

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(09/12/2012)[-]

It's good form to cover your one-eyed worm?

If you don't want one born, wrap your one-eyed worm?

#71 to #69 - potatotown

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(09/12/2012)[-]

yes, yes, this will do perfectly, thank you my friend

#72 to #71 - breakfastlunch

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(09/12/2012)[-]

Only "You're Welcome" picture I have (although it fits well here. No pun intended).

#42 to #29 - SirVladimir

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(09/12/2012)[-]

It doesn't take long to wrap your schlong.

(I just made this up on the spot.)

#74 to #29 - corpsedolly

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

When you're gonna get funky, cover your monkey.

#63 to #29 - Wumbologist

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

No glove, no love.

#44 to #29 - redclover

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

#47 to #44 - breakfastlunch

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

Read the title of the content

#93 to #47 - redclover

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(09/12/2012)[-]

...you gotta be ******* kidding me!

this is what I get when I just open lots of tabs on the front page to go through content quickly...

#41 to #29 - iwanttousenumbers

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#16 - robotvoice

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(09/11/2012)[-]

#30 to #16 - demcomments

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(09/12/2012)[-]

**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at Killl meeeee! **

Was tripping balls for a minute.

#18 to #16 - withthelemons

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(09/11/2012)[-]

Well that was confusing..

#23 to #16 - bossauce

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(09/12/2012)[-]

#24 to #23 - awwmygawd

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

what does BR? means?

#90 - HunterAsesino

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(09/12/2012)[-]

mfw i saw this post after the "peek a boo" post

#91 to #90 - romdadon

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(09/12/2012)[-]

#81 - zakvanloocke

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(09/12/2012)[-]

#73 - corpsedolly

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(09/12/2012)[-]

#1 - sparkyoneonetwo

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(09/11/2012)[-]

I feel broken right now.... can't think of a gay joke fur this ;_;

#20 to #1 - zeustesticle

Reply+1

(09/11/2012)[-]

damn it sparky! you had 1 job!

#26 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

I know :c that's like all I ever do is make gay jokes mostly about myself but, this ones got me stumped I got nothing.

#32 to #26 - zeustesticle

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

Don't worry it'll cum to you eventually.

#34 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo

Reply0

(09/12/2012)[-]

maybe... almost 20 hours an still got nothing :c

#6 to #1 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129

Reply0

(09/11/2012)[-]

Guys need a place to sit as well?

#7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo

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(09/11/2012)[-]

maybe but, this has everything needed fur a good joke an still got nothing

look at tags