"Is this really what you want?". . Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened. A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared  "Is this really what you want?" Last night at approximately 12 o' clock something happened A second year slowly walked into my room wearing appeared
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Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened.
A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared to
be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt.
Uturn quietly to face him.
Is this what you really want?" .
He reaches for the gun.
Because f it is, a lot of good people are going to die tonight."
He slowly pulls it from his holster.
Son, before you do this, Iwant you to know..."
He starts aiming, and he hasn' t wiped that grin off his face.
Th at Anth ony is here too."
My roommate unleashes a fucking tsunami of darts from his gun, and
while our adversary is distracted Udraw my Maverick from it' s place in
my desk. What happens next is a fourth floor nerf war, the likes of
which Ne never seen before.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - anon id: 37ebd882
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I think that's a bit weird when a guy walks into a room wearing nothing but a nerf gun on his belt...
User avatar #42 to #4 - rayjax
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bet anon wish he logged in
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#238 to #237 - rayjax
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I didn't even mean to hate, i was just sayin how he must be kickn himself in the butt, I meant no hate :(
User avatar #243 to #238 - deathstare
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Not immediately, you probably only recently found out.
Kudos for not deleting though, thumbs up.
User avatar #246 to #243 - rayjax
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**rayjax rolls 988** i never delete unless its a roll
#239 to #238 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#240 to #239 - rayjax
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#142 to #42 - magicalcowski
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Have you ever thought that some people dont have accounts?
Have you ever thought that some people dont have accounts?
User avatar #157 to #142 - yodasoda
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hey troy :3
#153 to #142 - anon id: 3890aeda
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I've been lurking on this site for almost a year, but I've never made an account. Now my black son (the pinkiest pie) has made it 60 minutes for posting again as anon, and has disabled anon pictures. I guess I'll have to make an account. BLEH
User avatar #159 to #153 - christopherdolan
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**christopherdolan rolls 02** will these dubs give me the authority to deside your name and avatar?
#217 to #159 - ireallyhateorphans
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No, apparently they won't.
User avatar #228 to #217 - christopherdolan
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**christopherdolan rolls 49** well what about these?
#171 to #42 - xboxperks
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#232 to #42 - chopyourhandoff
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bet you wish you didn't
bet you wish you didn't
User avatar #230 to #42 - ganjalf
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For all that matters... i thumbed up.
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#233 to #42 - tehrealfluttershy
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#231 to #4 - anon id: 6e4e2242
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You obviously haven't been to college
#5 - jesusfish
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NERF WAR ************!
#9 to #5 - waffies
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POP POP POP ************ WONT DROP!
POP POP POP ************ WONT DROP!
User avatar #177 to #9 - xplosevdiarrhea
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I used to have that exact nerf gun. Lost half of the darts the first night, and my arm was sore from the pumping. All in all best purchase of my life.
#66 - Namikaze
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TFW it's all over
#203 to #66 - anon id: 0d0f2d36
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What does TFW stand for?
#209 to #203 - anon id: 00104b53
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their face when
#180 to #66 - primerpower
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**primerpower rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Stuck ** MFW i have spaghetti arms
User avatar #97 - androanomaly
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"wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt"
I can only assume that he was naked.
#99 to #97 - mlpmeh
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He was totally naked.
And then the 4th floor naked nerf war began.
#158 - loudem
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User avatar #181 - KazumaKyu
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"... wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt."

This did not go as I expected it to.
User avatar #195 to #181 - mrfartypants
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i thought he was naked with only a belt with a nerfgun attached to it
witch would lead to lots of forced sexing
User avatar #186 to #181 - anonymousattorney
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Well, he did say it was a war the likes of which he's never seen before.
User avatar #188 to #186 - KazumaKyu
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And now I'm thinking of alternate uses for a nerf Magnum.

None of them are very sanitary.
#191 to #188 - anteros
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Could you even sex a nerf gun, I mean dont they rotate? That would do a number on your dick man.
User avatar #192 to #191 - KazumaKyu
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Er. Hadn't even gotten there, yet.

Was thinking something much more rear-oriented, honestly.
#194 to #192 - anteros
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As the bullets are shot it massages your prostate
#8 - waffies
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This is what i envisioned when they talked about this guy walking in. Trying to be badass.... but not
This is what i envisioned when they talked about this guy walking in. Trying to be badass.... but not
#11 to #8 - tiredofannon
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You've clearly never had a dorm wide nerf war.
It was my 'Nam man. I have flashbacks. My roommate was ambushed going for a twix. The got the room next door during a surprise midnight raid. Sometimes, you'd open your door, only to hear the sound of someone pumping their gun softly nearby, and you wouldn't know if they were friend or foe. I still cannot to this day look at a nerf gun without breaking down.
Nah, they're just ******* fun and a good time waster in a small college with nothing to do.
#123 to #11 - anon id: 40f36473
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We had huge nerf battles in our tech school dorms at Sheppard. it would always be A bay vs. B bay vs. D bay. **** was so much fun. What made it better was the fact that we all had flak jackets and combat helmets in our rooms too.
User avatar #155 to #123 - georgeapg
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what about c-bay
#198 to #155 - anon id: 9bf09227
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We don't talk about C bay. We just... we just don't.
#178 - sissywoo
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#189 - ianosity
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When my roommates and I run out of darts, we unsheathe our nerf swords and duel. Until the sun sets on the horizon.
When my roommates and I run out of darts, we unsheathe our nerf swords and duel. Until the sun sets on the horizon.
#204 to #189 - anon id: 771439d0
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or until someone cries :(
User avatar #54 - agitatedscientist
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"...wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt."

Was... was this guy naked aside from the belt?
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