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my gfs father

We me caning my
Hey there my little sunshine
Oh he wary
**** ‘ sorry! That was
eel
Oh dear ! That wasn' t
what i meant! Anyway,
is Deanna home?
Uh no, i meant is Derpina
currently AT Name?
Then may i ask where is
she now?
Then can i have her phone
number?
Nts, its the little sunshine' s father
Of course i' m feeling well. Do
yen want me to be sick er
if she isn' t heme, than are yen
saying she' s Nameless?
She has his of number. how
many do you want?
rm samy, my bad.
Can i have the rest
now?
But you said just number is fine.
ilgili', t'
yea want.
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#10 - imsohigh (09/11/2012) [-]
**imsohigh rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Oh you.. ** le..
#15 - Yojimbo (09/11/2012) [-]
Her dad reminds me of Janitor
User avatar #22 to #15 - RamzaBeoulve (09/11/2012) [-]
Are you implying her dad isn't real?
User avatar #23 to #15 - joshofsouls (09/11/2012) [-]
Janitor? Don't you mean Klaus, the friendly German guy?
I really hope someone actually understands this.
User avatar #9 - zyvac (09/11/2012) [-]
Ya... no. Never happened to you.
#21 - nocta (09/11/2012) [-]
*le faggot
#6 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
Go and **** his daughter !
User avatar #5 - loopymatpi (09/11/2012) [-]
What a ********** .
I would slap his **** .
Or I'd just cower in a corner because I can't do **** .
User avatar #4 - retris (09/10/2012) [-]
I thought we were all passed "le"
User avatar #7 to #4 - illuminatedone (09/11/2012) [-]
We are, the one who made this comic last year or-so wasn't.
#26 - deliciousdee ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
#31 - blashyrkh (09/11/2012) [-]
>Be 15, sophomore in high school
>Start dating girl who is homeschooled
>After 3 months finally go to her house for the first time
>Meet her parents
>Mormons
>I'm standing in their living room wearing a kilt and a Belphegor shirt
>Father looks me dead in the eyes
>"Beware, for the eyes of God are upon you."
>Girlfriend tells him to stop throwing his religion at me
>He hits her, busts her lip, calls her a blasphemous wench
>She runs out of house, I follow
>She calls the police, they show up
>Father is arrested, apparently this is the 5th time he's hit her that hard
>He vows to bring the wrath of God down on me
>Only went to her house 1 more time in our 2 year relationship
>MFW her dad brought her younger brother into GameStop where I work yesterday
#13 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
nice repost you got there
User avatar #3 - meelo (09/10/2012) [-]
Yes, this is a repost.
User avatar #14 - banush (09/11/2012) [-]
untrue story episode. 1
User avatar #8 - lolollo (09/11/2012) [-]
God what an ass. His daughter's probably ****** half the state simply because he acts like that to every boyfriend she brings over, yet he's too dense a ************ to realize it.
User avatar #11 to #8 - Crusader (09/11/2012) [-]
Or, he acts like a hardass to try and scare away the d-bags that are only going to date her for a month. And after that initial hardass time-slot, he becomes quite nice.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolollo (09/11/2012) [-]
And he inadvertently scares away the decent ones who don't feel they have time for his ******** . Meanwhile, the d-bags will most likely not give a **** .
#30 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
Biggest load of unfunny ******** I have ever read.
User avatar #29 - KillerKlownKKK (09/11/2012) [-]
Well My GF's step dad gave me **** like that when I first started seeing her and I told him to go **** Himself and to give her the God Damn Phone or I *CLick*. So I showed up with a Moving truck and 4 friends and we've been living together 8 years now and she hardly ever sees her step dad. I WIN COCKSUCKER!
#28 - hagletrough (09/11/2012) [-]
<Live in Georgia.
<Be Asian.
<Girlfriend's white.
<Dad is basically stereotypical redneck.
<In fact her whole family except her mom, a cousin, and herself is racist.
<Mfw I go to pick her up and see his Chevy Silverado in the driveway.
#17 - jokerrose (09/11/2012) [-]
So where does the 9 go again?
User avatar #2 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Be an asshole and hope he respects you for it :D
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