No satisfaction. . sbe 12 in HEB (real oldfag) alive in london shave rich architect dad. "new money' from stock ventures 3 always dressing in navy blue suits mu

No satisfaction

sbe 12 in HEB (real oldfag)
alive in london
shave rich architect dad. "new money' from stock ventures
3 always dressing in navy blue suits
muff so the ladies and my trophy mere were to **** We
eat like characters in Mad Men
alive m mansion he designed after the crystal palace
amass everywhere my walls are basically all winder
3 had members of parliament and famous peeple ever
eden‘ t really care who meet ofthem are because I' m 12
eerie night band manager dad mews brings Over two singers
shear their voice hem outside
amends familiar
sleek nut wall
comick Jagger and Kath richards holy ****
Horace desire steps
anciant to party now
resee dad. slurring words
eh uh uh upstairs anen we' re tee young for thes .
shook around
wee booze. bottles with exotic labels
of white powder everywhere piled as high as the rice met at a Vietnamese diner
think it s sugar
falick finger and stick it in as I walk by
like a tweet m min on my tongue
mug out
emoclew mick Jagger laughs at kid en cocaine
hangar drunk dad sees grabs mick by his furry cellar slams against chair
outwith tries to intervene
read turns. picks skinny keith up. throws him against wall
of broken wall setters dad up
staunchly apologizes to mick and with SO cops went be called
mad asks muck if it' s cool. he says yeah
seed leeks at Kath bleeding
vela's cut up his shirt and face
sdad asks keith richards what he thinks
w 'peepee who live in glass houses shoulda:' t threw stems"
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#83 to #44 - abomii (09/11/2012) [-]
ULTRA !!! Funny !
ULTRA !!! Funny !
#70 to #44 - playmaker (09/11/2012) [-]
dude, that was funnier than the comic above!
#92 to #70 - udo (09/11/2012) [-]
Excuse me... comic?
Excuse me... comic?
#23 - sheerfire (09/10/2012) [-]
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#58 to #54 - julpiter (09/11/2012) [-]
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#47 - buthow (09/11/2012) [-]
his dads face when
his dads face when
#24 - craigdavid (09/10/2012) [-]
9001/10 gave a flying 			****
9001/10 gave a flying ****
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#73 - silversig (09/11/2012) [-]
i know it's a joke but why would they call the cops? (hello 911 we were doing coke and this guy started to attack us)
#85 to #73 - iambatmanloljk (09/11/2012) [-]
rich and famous? your talking political and social celebs man. just like how rappers can go and smoke pot and do crap and not take any heat
#98 to #85 - silversig (09/11/2012) [-]
sure there a little famous famous but not as famous as paris or lindsey, they should be in jail for at least a year

(before anybody say's anything it is a joke i do not mean it so please don't rage out on me )

User avatar #82 to #73 - jettripleseven (09/11/2012) [-]
"I'm sorry, that isn't quite enough of a criminality for us to send a squad car out there, is there any other more significant illegal activity going on out there?"

"He's torrenting a movie."

"Oh **** , remain calm, we'll be right there"
#40 - fingerbangbang (09/11/2012) [-]
9.5/10 would read again. well played op.
User avatar #42 - IrishAssassin (09/11/2012) [-]
Was he cut...under his thumb?! Anyone? No? Okay...
#48 to #42 - lukeharris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #86 to #48 - IrishAssassin (09/11/2012) [-]
^This guy!
#37 - CatfishCrothers (09/11/2012) [-]
My. 			*******		. Sides.
My. ******* . Sides.
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User avatar #93 to #78 - TheRetardedEskimo (09/11/2012) [-]
God damn it.
#43 - whatugawkinat (09/11/2012) [-]
*******		 best I've seen in a while. Let me love you!
******* best I've seen in a while. Let me love you!
#34 - Dfloyd (09/11/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
#38 to #34 - justakewldewd (09/11/2012) [-]
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are members of the band "Rolling Stones." In fact they're probably the more famous members of the group.

One and Three makes Four, but not getting is understandable if you don't connect the names to the band.
#26 - craigdavid (09/10/2012) [-]
had to come back from 17 posts away just to add this, legitimately deserves it
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