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User avatar #137 - ooi (09/10/2012) [-]
Man + Woman = Baby

By God your right!!!
User avatar #146 to #137 - ponyoctavia (09/10/2012) [-]
Baby + Woman = Breastmilk.

******* delicious.
#192 to #137 - lastsamurai (09/10/2012) [-]
WHAT ABOUT IT?!
#141 to #137 - lastsamurai (09/10/2012) [-]
Baby + Woman = nothing

NOTHING.
User avatar #144 to #141 - bobisfun (09/10/2012) [-]
=pregnancy. WHICH CAUSES ONE HELL OF A BITCH.
User avatar #323 to #144 - brettyoke (09/10/2012) [-]
you havn't taken sex ed, have you?
User avatar #434 to #323 - lamarisagoodname (09/10/2012) [-]
Maybe it's one of those awkward individuals whose parents disallow them to.
User avatar #566 to #323 - bobisfun (09/11/2012) [-]
dude i was talking about pregnant women being very bitchy and hormonal especially when they are giving birth.
#270 - elise (09/10/2012) [-]
so you're saying you want to **** men? Thats so like you OP.
#433 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Vimmin make us weak?

SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG!!!
User avatar #574 to #433 - sandviches (09/11/2012) [-]
vhy must you eat me?
User avatar #472 to #433 - robotvoice (09/10/2012) [-]
but women make sandviches......
#236 - rieskimo (09/10/2012) [-]
Anyone else notice this chick gets around?
#182 - terrancevontroll (09/10/2012) [-]
**terrancevontroll rolled a random image posted in comment #499 at So my friend is a wizard... ** <--Kneel before your new Lord
#261 - notalfewtag (09/10/2012) [-]
woman no make us weak

woman make us sandwich
#2 - dominikq (09/10/2012) [-]
#563 to #2 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
lol why wud u play ps3, its ******* gay, play xbox and cod like a real man u ******* noob
User avatar #577 to #563 - maxismahname (09/11/2012) [-]
i can catch a little sarcasm, but i can't help but think you really are retarded.
User avatar #564 to #563 - dominikq (09/11/2012) [-]
0/10 Anon
User avatar #25 to #2 - fightforfate (09/10/2012) [-]
kratos wasn't a demigod or anything
he was a regular person who was granted powers form ares
User avatar #36 to #25 - Shadow Guardian (09/10/2012) [-]
Kratos was a son of Zeus.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - fightforfate (09/10/2012) [-]
no i got stuck really early and could never finish it
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User avatar #52 to #49 - fightforfate (09/10/2012) [-]
actually i had the first and second on ps2
and i use xbox not ps3
(ps: dantes inferno is awesome)
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User avatar #136 to #25 - Kratos (09/10/2012) [-]
/just stop talking now
User avatar #10 to #2 - maxismahname (09/10/2012) [-]
so god+woman= badass god and titan slayer.
#201 to #10 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
Kratos isn't a god...
User avatar #203 to #201 - maxismahname (09/10/2012) [-]
i'm saying he is a god slayer, and a titan slayer. and actually, he is a god. he became one after he killed ares.
User avatar #501 to #201 - sethperson (09/10/2012) [-]
why is this Anon getting so many thumbs down for this?
#407 - superassassin ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
**superassassin rolls 99**
#428 to #407 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
check 'em check 'em
check 'em
#73 - tcbhale (09/10/2012) [-]
**tcbhale rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Top 10 irritating moments in Video Games ** You + woman = retarded orphan
User avatar #107 to #73 - chroner (09/10/2012) [-]
anyone here actually like this game?
. . . I liked it
User avatar #264 to #107 - psychoticbear (09/10/2012) [-]
I thought they could've improve the combat scheme.
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#467 - wowewowe (09/10/2012) [-]
Vegeta, what is his power level?
User avatar #469 to #467 - seemerollin (09/10/2012) [-]
**seemerollin rolls 5,994**
#175 - dabombmanater (09/10/2012) [-]
Goddess + man = demigod
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User avatar #200 to #197 - CrashingSea (09/10/2012) [-]
There is more then one demigod.
User avatar #204 to #197 - rasputinsbeard (09/10/2012) [-]
nahh she was a princess locked in a tower, zeus made her pregnant in the form of rain and when her dad found out she was pregnant he locked her in a box and threw her in the ocean... I know the full story but I am not going to write it all down. Anyway, what a loving family.
#206 to #204 - notyaoming (09/10/2012) [-]
I guess you could say Zeus was into golden showers.

And bestiality, since he appeared in the form of various animals to copulate with females. He was a sexual deviant.
User avatar #207 to #206 - rasputinsbeard (09/10/2012) [-]
I remember a cow and a swan.
#210 to #207 - notyaoming (09/10/2012) [-]
Thats all I remember from Mythology, but its been a while since I took it. I'm sure there are more we're forgetting about.

Like how he ate his children. Such a nice guy.
User avatar #216 to #210 - rasputinsbeard (09/10/2012) [-]
she hid him*
User avatar #215 to #210 - rasputinsbeard (09/10/2012) [-]
No no that was his father Cronos, he was afraid his kids would kick him of his throne. His wife Rhea had about 5 kids and Zeus was the last one but he hid him and gave him a rock instead which made him puke the other kids and then they all had a big fight.
#222 to #215 - notyaoming (09/10/2012) [-]
I thought Zeus did that too? Received a fortune from some old hag, said he'd have a daughter that would dethrone him. Wife had like 4 kids, he ate the daughter (Minerva, goddess of Defense and Wisdom) who came busting out his skull a few years later.

Like I said, been a while so you're probably right.
User avatar #339 to #222 - thephantur (09/10/2012) [-]
Athena*

Minerva is her Roman name. Same myth, but the names are wrong.

Yes, Zeus did eat Athena's mother and then he got splitting headaches and asked Hephaestus to use his hammer to break open his skull. After, which, Athena, goddess of wisdom and warfare emerged.
User avatar #223 to #222 - rasputinsbeard (09/10/2012) [-]
Maybe that's the roman version (since Minerva was a roman goddess) but in the version I know Zeus made a woman called Metis pregnant but he heard the child would be way smarter than he was and since he was the 'greatest god ever' he didn't want that so he ate the lady but inside of him she gave birth to Athena (greek version of Minerva) and out of her own bones she made armor for her and then Athena came out of Zeus' head.
#224 to #223 - notyaoming (09/10/2012) [-]
Makes sense. I usually mix up Greek and Roman, since they're partially interchangeable.
User avatar #225 to #224 - rasputinsbeard (09/10/2012) [-]
Yeah Roman mythology is basically Greek mythology with different names.
User avatar #214 to #210 - nuveyo (09/10/2012) [-]
I believe he was a golden bull once. Well, a golden something. It's been a while though.
#120 - EdwardNigma (09/10/2012) [-]
So, as we all know, it goes by a descending order, so I have one question.

Man + Woman = Frog?
#503 - kazuni (09/10/2012) [-]
May I introduce Aeneas, probably the most renowned demigod, especially among the Romans.

This statue depicts him fleeing Troy, carrying his father Anchises.
That's right, his father was a mortal and his mother was the goddess Venus.
Surprise, gender doesn't make us weak; mortality does.
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User avatar #438 to #60 - tehlulzbringer (09/10/2012) [-]
The greeks
#63 to #60 - yunouppercase (09/10/2012) [-]
and what the women?
and what the women?
User avatar #62 to #60 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2012) [-]
The government.
#64 to #60 - coaldawg (09/10/2012) [-]
Gaia (Mother Earth in Greek Mythology) and Heaven (Uranus)   
   
Earth and Uranus made the titans.   
   
Not even trolling.
Gaia (Mother Earth in Greek Mythology) and Heaven (Uranus)

Earth and Uranus made the titans.

Not even trolling.
User avatar #121 to #64 - EdwardNigma (09/10/2012) [-]
So Gaia and my anus created titans.

Sounds kinky.
User avatar #220 to #64 - garentei (09/10/2012) [-]
And who created Gaia and Uranus, if they made a Titan then what are they=
User avatar #55 - weapsycho (09/10/2012) [-]
wow...that slut just bangs about everyone
#301 - disastress (09/10/2012) [-]
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#253 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
so what, we are supposed to **** guys or what?
User avatar #268 to #253 - ppeeddoobbeeaarr (09/10/2012) [-]
Titans were supposed to mate with other titans only. Then we would all be a race of super powerful beings and out reach would extend past the galaxies and stars.
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#58 - brainstormer (09/10/2012) [-]
the woman stays the same -> so much incest
User avatar #76 to #58 - azraelthemage (09/10/2012) [-]
You're new to Greek Mythology aren't you.
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