Valentine's Day surprise

Its not entirely massless, why are black holes black? because their gravitational pull is so large that not even light can escape it, idk if thats the right way to word it, but you get the idea

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#162 to #52 - darrelltwo (09/11/2012) [-]

this might seem like a stupid question, but if light is massless, then how come it can not escape from a black hole?

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#118 to #52 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]

An apple falls to the ground because of the gravitational force between its mass and the mass of the Earth. This doesn't really apply to light though, since, as you said, it's basically without mass. A truly accurate answer would be pretty complicated, and beyond me. But regardless, it lies in General Relativity. Ever heard the idea of gravity bending spacetime? Well, this curvature affect's the momentum of light, causing a change in direction... So there you have it :)

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#18 - feistyoneyouare (09/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)

I work in a ******* card shop, your telling me that taking a photo of a mildly funny card would get thumbs?... damn I wish I'd thought.

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#19 to #18 - anonymousattorney (09/10/2012) [-]

You do realize that there's practically a cult of people who go into places like Hallmark just so they can read funny cards. I should know; I'm one of them.

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#20 to #19 - feistyoneyouare (09/10/2012) [-]

Thats true, but after working there for so long, I've seen them all, and birthdays and other occasions on which I recieve them have been robbed of all card based entertainment to the point where... I'm actually close to suicide right now you know

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#21 to #20 - anonymousattorney (09/10/2012) [-]

Well, ain't that a bitch? Might want to look into a different career choice if it's making you that depressed.

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#169 to #21 - feistyoneyouare (09/11/2012) [-]

dont worry, its not my career, just a job. theres hope yet

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#36 to #20 - dragonbeeon (09/10/2012) [-]

no

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#5 - waffies (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)

That night in the bedroom:

SURPRISE ************ !

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#16 to #5 - supdogg (09/10/2012) [-]

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#126 - wandoctor (09/10/2012) [-]

Why, 3 hours and 12 minutes of making sex? That's 3 hour and 12 minutes more than I will get this valentines day!

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#63 - thefasrdog (09/10/2012) [-]

give this to a stranger...their face when.

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#129 - imfromyoutube **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)

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#134 to #129 - beanermaster (09/10/2012) [-]

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#113 - zedfourhundred (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)

This is OP's valentines card for his hand

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#150 to #113 - somedonkus (09/10/2012) [-]

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#105 to #66 - itsmewaffle (09/10/2012) [-]

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#95 to #66 - princebroken (09/10/2012) [-]

yes

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#90 to #66 - shotwithaknife (09/10/2012) [-]

Proof that Legion should have been an LI.

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#76 to #66 - XxElJuegoxX (09/10/2012) [-]

I get it

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#138 - holmesc (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Later that night...

husband:
" ***********
Burn
those
calories"

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#141 to #138 - PartyPanda (09/10/2012) [-]

It said eat the box not the factory.

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#143 to #141 - dlotm (09/10/2012) [-]

Why are you expecting her to eat the box too?

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#117 to #114 - buthow (09/10/2012) [-]

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#55 - epsilonwolf **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Reminded me of this

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#107 to #55 - itsmewaffle (09/10/2012) [-]

le unreadability

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#132 to #107 - epsilonwolf **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]

It says "I'm breaking up with you." Why dafuq did you use "le"?

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#47 - Ice Explosion (09/10/2012) [-]

Now eat...

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#102 - brohio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)

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#119 to #102 - mrcrowleysr (09/10/2012) [-]

or you could just use the paint crop tool (which is the most basic tool in ms paint)

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#32 - alucord (09/10/2012) [-]

I wonder what could have been here?
Hmmm, surely not a 9gag watermark because no way OP would be that much of a ****** !

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#1 - DrollHumor (09/10/2012) [-]

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#81 - epicpedo (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)

But I only last 2 minutes :______:

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#84 to #81 - elbrysobrony (09/10/2012) [-]

... Maybe you should just give her a chocolate chip.

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#41 - bundle (09/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)

instead of cropping out the watermark, you colour it in with white on paint, making it obvious it's stolen from 9GAG, silly OP

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#42 to #41 - Noah (09/10/2012) [-]

I saw this years ago, chances are 9gag "stole" it from somewhere else.

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#43 to #42 - bundle (09/10/2012) [-]

so OP either reposted someone else's **** or covered the watermark up, either way if its not yours at least give credit to who's it is in the desc. or whatever

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#44 to #43 - Noah (09/10/2012) [-]

With something as old as this, it's nearly impossible to know the true origin.

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#45 to #44 - bundle (09/10/2012) [-]

then state where he himself found it, it obviously isn't OC

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#48 to #45 - Noah (09/10/2012) [-]

Most of FJ's content isn't OC, I'm just trying to say that it doesn't matter after it's been around so long. What's the point of giving credit if it isn't to the original creator?

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#56 to #48 - bundle (09/10/2012) [-]

but most of funnyjunk admit that it isn't OC, if you look through some of the comments there is a load of butthurt people who claim 'REPOSTTT!' just saying wouldn't do anyone harm if he just said its probably a repost, which it is iv'e seen it here many times, but it's still funny

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