Valentine's Day surprise. . it taken ONE hour or RIG EROUS SEX to burn cuff the calories. from five pieces of .
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User avatar #108 to #53 - lamarisagoodname (09/10/2012) [-]
Since when did Uranus have a ring?

implications
#40 to #22 - lolzersauce (09/10/2012) [-]
Made this one myself. Aren't I cool guise?


Guise?
User avatar #146 to #40 - pokemonstheshiz (09/10/2012) [-]
Could you change the "E" please?
It's bothering me
#152 to #146 - lolzersauce (09/11/2012) [-]
Delivered! Anything else?
#18 - feistyoneyouare (09/10/2012) [-]
I work in a ******* card shop, your telling me that taking a photo of a mildly funny card would get thumbs?... damn I wish I'd thought.
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonymousattorney (09/10/2012) [-]
You do realize that there's practically a cult of people who go into places like Hallmark just so they can read funny cards. I should know; I'm one of them.
User avatar #20 to #19 - feistyoneyouare (09/10/2012) [-]
Thats true, but after working there for so long, I've seen them all, and birthdays and other occasions on which I recieve them have been robbed of all card based entertainment to the point where... I'm actually close to suicide right now you know
User avatar #36 to #20 - dragonbeeon (09/10/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #21 to #20 - anonymousattorney (09/10/2012) [-]
Well, ain't that a bitch? Might want to look into a different career choice if it's making you that depressed.
User avatar #169 to #21 - feistyoneyouare (09/11/2012) [-]
dont worry, its not my career, just a job. theres hope yet
#5 - waffies (09/10/2012) [-]
That night in the bedroom:   
   
SURPRISE 			************		!
That night in the bedroom:

SURPRISE ************ !
#126 - wandoctor (09/10/2012) [-]
Why, 3 hours and 12 minutes of making sex? That's 3 hour and 12 minutes more than I will get this valentines day!
#63 - thefasrdog (09/10/2012) [-]
give this to a stranger...their face when.
give this to a stranger...their face when.
#9 - Kirbyman ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I want that card
#52 to #9 - unholyjebus (09/10/2012) [-]
Due to light being massless, how would it ever be affected by gravity?
#165 to #52 - CrackWhores (09/11/2012) [-]
Its not entirely massless, why are black holes black? because their gravitational pull is so large that not even light can escape it, idk if thats the right way to word it, but you get the idea   
   
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Its not entirely massless, why are black holes black? because their gravitational pull is so large that not even light can escape it, idk if thats the right way to word it, but you get the idea

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#162 to #52 - darrelltwo (09/11/2012) [-]
this might seem like a stupid question, but if light is massless, then how come it can not escape from a black hole?
#118 to #52 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
An apple falls to the ground because of the gravitational force between its mass and the mass of the Earth. This doesn't really apply to light though, since, as you said, it's basically without mass. A truly accurate answer would be pretty complicated, and beyond me. But regardless, it lies in General Relativity. Ever heard the idea of gravity bending spacetime? Well, this curvature affect's the momentum of light, causing a change in direction... So there you have it :)
#113 - zedfourhundred (09/10/2012) [-]
This is OP's valentines card for his hand
#66 - halor (09/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #90 to #66 - shotwithaknife (09/10/2012) [-]
Proof that Legion should have been an LI.
User avatar #95 to #66 - princebroken (09/10/2012) [-]
yes
#138 - holmesc (09/10/2012) [-]
Later that night...


husband:
" ***********
Burn
those
calories"
User avatar #141 to #138 - PartyPanda (09/10/2012) [-]
It said eat the box not the factory.
User avatar #143 to #141 - dlotm (09/10/2012) [-]
Why are you expecting her to eat the box too?
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#55 - epsilonwolf **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this
Reminded me of this
#107 to #55 - itsmewaffle (09/10/2012) [-]
le unreadability
User avatar #132 to #107 - epsilonwolf **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
It says "I'm breaking up with you." Why dafuq did you use "le"?
#47 - Ice Explosion (09/10/2012) [-]
Now eat...
Now eat...
#32 - alucord (09/10/2012) [-]
I wonder what could have been here?
Hmmm, surely not a 9gag watermark because no way OP would be that much of a faggot!
#1 - DrollHumor ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
#100 - valve (09/10/2012) [-]
OP, if you're gonna repost, you should always give credit

unless this is from 9gag

then you should just an hero.
#92 - Kirara (09/10/2012) [-]
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#133 to #121 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
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#101 - feelyoubro (09/10/2012) [-]
Prepare it
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