Hypochondriasis. derp. Googling your Sm _toms when eff)/ DU don Heel we as the most Idem way to convince yourself you' re dying.. Got really bad pains in my knees. I have lung cancer. Hypochondriasis derp Googling your Sm _toms when eff)/ DU don Heel we as the most Idem way to convince yourself you' re dying Got really bad pains in my knees I have lung cancer
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#8 - thesaw ONLINE
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Got really bad pains in my knees.

I have lung cancer.
#35 to #8 - babyanalraper
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Explains how that arrow changed his life so drastically.
#7 - tvveeder
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(09/10/2012) [-]
My butt itches, google it.

Oh **** I have prostate cancer... and google adds insult to injury by displaying this picture with my search. You're a cold bitch google.
#22 - Thenewguygunther
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(09/10/2012) [-]
i just sneezed
*look up on webmd*
>are you also warm?
well now that you mention it, i am a little toasty
>is your vision fuzzy
i can barely read the page
>have you crapped in the past year
yes i have
>are you white
oh god damnit i got the white man's burden coming on
>your possible results are AIDS, random instantaneous death syndrome, salmonella, diptheria or pregnancy
**** i'm pregnant
#14 - glauben
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Stuffy nose   
Look it up   
Brain cancer
Stuffy nose
Look it up
Brain cancer
#10 - chevah
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(09/10/2012) [-]
i always have cancer or diabetes


I already have diabetes
#5 - auesis
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Basically every single symptom ever ends up with "you have cancer".
#24 - sneaksyoubacon
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(09/10/2012) [-]
#4 - cactusupthebutt
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(09/10/2012) [-]
For the past 2 months have been having anxiety problems. All stemming from my problem with being sick.    
   
I don't get sick often. But when I do, it's bad. Usually I don't worry but since the West Nile outbreak I've had reason to worry and that's what's been happening. Once it hits the winter months I'll get better.
For the past 2 months have been having anxiety problems. All stemming from my problem with being sick.

I don't get sick often. But when I do, it's bad. Usually I don't worry but since the West Nile outbreak I've had reason to worry and that's what's been happening. Once it hits the winter months I'll get better.
#33 - I Am Monkey
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(09/10/2012) [-]
#25 - trevo
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(09/10/2012) [-]
>Have a bit of a cough and sniffles
>google it
>'give up now, you'r gonna die'