Two Words. . PIN Eiio' HEB. MII 'ECM, iirc! Rll! THEN IN ‘THE LIKE ‘ta MEET THE MOST cannon WORDE '. RE . MID YOU.. I'm a fetus. Two Words PIN Eiio' HEB MII 'ECM iirc! Rll! THEN IN ‘THE LIKE ‘ta MEET THE MOST cannon WORDE ' RE MID YOU I'm a fetus
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#4 - bun
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(09/09/2012) [-]
I'm a fetus.
#25 to #4 - mdluffy
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Oh god my sides.
Oh god my sides.
#55 to #4 - coonmix
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Someone's voting for Romney.
#21 to #4 - ghettoswag
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Bun wat r u doin! Bun! stahp!
#13 to #4 - mytrakytra
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(09/10/2012) [-]
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**mytrakytra rolled a random image posted in comment #166 at Sweden ** Nice.
#22 to #13 - dalgaard
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(09/10/2012) [-]
#7 to #4 - thexiled
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(09/10/2012) [-]
bun what are you doing in that lady's uterus! You are a bun not a fetus, get out of there!
#49 - pablotheescobar
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(09/10/2012) [-]
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #1669 at Epic Rolls Comp ** related
#57 to #49 - jalthelas
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#66 to #49 - finalkai
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(09/10/2012) [-]
i..i think i have to save that for later now. i dont know why.
#52 to #49 - sheperdofthestars
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(09/10/2012) [-]
#17 - nameles
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(09/10/2012) [-]
this post. wat
#18 to #17 - nameles
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(09/10/2012) [-]
mostly that last one
#26 to #17 - coaldawg ONLINE
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Euphemisms are another way of saying something.   
   
Example: "Her motor is running, but there's no one steering" is another way of saying, "She's ******* retarded". The euphemism is describing her body as a machine and her brain isn't 'steering' her.   
   
At the top of the post it says 'Half-euphemisms'.   
For the same example above, it delivers only half the saying, so a 'half-euphemism' of the example would be "Her motor is running, but she's ******* retarded".   
   
I know, it is kind of difficult to understand and it wasn't really funny to begin with.
Euphemisms are another way of saying something.

Example: "Her motor is running, but there's no one steering" is another way of saying, "She's ******* retarded". The euphemism is describing her body as a machine and her brain isn't 'steering' her.

At the top of the post it says 'Half-euphemisms'.
For the same example above, it delivers only half the saying, so a 'half-euphemism' of the example would be "Her motor is running, but she's ******* retarded".

I know, it is kind of difficult to understand and it wasn't really funny to begin with.
#34 to #26 - rollingnote
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(09/10/2012) [-]
"Her motor is running, but she's ******* retarded"
#27 to #26 - monsquaz
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Mmmm, I'd say you're walking a dangerous path with your examples.
Those are more metaphors rather than euphemisms; an euphemism is saying something in less negative terms, a good example for an euphemism is referring to someone who's dead as being deceased, or having met his maker, or being no more.
If you want another example, "he is well hung" is an euphemism for "YO, DAT DUDE GOT A BIG DICK".

It's all about saying in a softer way something that would normally be said in a blunt manner.
#28 to #27 - coaldawg ONLINE
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(09/10/2012) [-]
No, you're right, I was just trying to find an example where the euphemism is significantly more gentle than it's actual meaning. It was a poor choice on my part. If I had put more time into thinking about one I might have made a much better comment. I just hope it got through to anyone who read it. I'm sorry, I'm not very good at examples or metaphors. I'll take this as a lesson to better myself.
No, you're right, I was just trying to find an example where the euphemism is significantly more gentle than it's actual meaning. It was a poor choice on my part. If I had put more time into thinking about one I might have made a much better comment. I just hope it got through to anyone who read it. I'm sorry, I'm not very good at examples or metaphors. I'll take this as a lesson to better myself.
#53 to #28 - cactaur ONLINE
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(09/10/2012) [-]
you seem to have a lot of dr. who gifs.
#29 to #26 - nameles
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(09/10/2012) [-]
well can you tell me what the last one was supposed to be? thats what i was most confused about
#30 to #29 - coaldawg ONLINE
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(09/10/2012) [-]
My best guess? "Had words" means spoke to each other like in a conversation, and by the last panel, it is probably implied that it was an argument which likely turned hostile.   
   
Or it could be about sex, and I am horribly misunderstanding the joke.
My best guess? "Had words" means spoke to each other like in a conversation, and by the last panel, it is probably implied that it was an argument which likely turned hostile.

Or it could be about sex, and I am horribly misunderstanding the joke.
#31 to #30 - nameles
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(09/10/2012) [-]
welp... i suppose that bad joke is just bad joke.
#24 - rihardololzz
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(09/10/2012) [-]
**rihardololzz rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Jesus Comp ** painis cupcakes
#12 - mytrakytra
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Why the **** did he call his penis a one eye trouser penis.

I think it defeated the purpose.
#14 to #12 - TheHutchie
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(09/10/2012) [-]
That's a good question.

Another question might be, "Why the hell did I read it as 'one eyed trouser monster'?"
#15 to #12 - ToothHurty
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(09/10/2012) [-]
HALF euphemisims
#43 - masterfluffydubs
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(09/10/2012) [-]
#44 to #43 - masterfluffydubs
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(09/10/2012) [-]
look at the woman and the random person on the right moves...imnotcrazy...heh....
#46 to #44 - kingofthenorth
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(09/10/2012) [-]
I know what you mean
#45 to #43 - herblegerble
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#47 to #45 - masterfluffydubs
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(09/10/2012) [-]
aw :(
#42 - Dincorta ONLINE
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Why? I don't know.
#54 to #42 - zibbiezone
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(09/10/2012) [-]
That man on the right has no eyes.
#33 - lolkill
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(09/10/2012) [-]
#1 - ragnablast
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#2 to #1 - EnergizierAnon
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(09/09/2012) [-]
yes, but these are half-euphemisms.
#5 to #2 - ragnablast ONLINE
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(09/09/2012) [-]
ah ****, didn't read the full title, my mistake. Thanks for clearing it up.
#3 to #1 - cdm
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(09/09/2012) [-]
Yes, and it's a bun in the oven, not uterus. And the horizontal tango, not copulation.

Thatsthejoke.jpg.
#6 to #3 - ragnablast ONLINE
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(09/09/2012) [-]
Yea didn't realise, was being retarded and didn't read the full title of the comic :/
#51 - iambatmanloljk
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(09/10/2012) [-]
"cherry vagina"