Wat do?. . as E Anonymous as / b) 09/ 08/ 12( Sat) 16: Ne. 424029491 til Replies: n-: _ The year is 2001. It is the 11th of September. The time is 7: , ens hour
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Wat do?

as E Anonymous as / b) 09/ 08/ 12( Sat) 16: Ne. 424029491 til Replies: n-: _
The year is 2001. It is the 11th of September. The time is 7: , ens hour before the first impact.
You are standing acre's the street Hem the northern sewer of the World Trade Center,
What do you dc?
masturbate
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The government will have me killed if I snitch an what they' re gonna dc.
l] Anonymous (ID: ) / 12( Sat) 16: 46: 54 IE] Replies asses
Getting my popcorn far the shew of the century
masturbate
watch the guy sitting acre's the street masturbate
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User avatar #151 - zedfourhundred (09/10/2012) [-]
you can just imagine it, all the cameras on the twin towers on the news, one pans round and there is just like 5 men masturbating to the scene
#241 - amsel (09/10/2012) [-]
I watch Will Smith's kickin dance moves.   
   
But for all seriousness, what can you do? I guess I'd try to warn people, but who's gonna believe the crazy dude who ran into the twin towers at 8 am screaming "I'M FROM THE FUTURE AND THESE TOWERS ARE GONNA GET HIT BY 			*******		 PLANES, BRO!"
I watch Will Smith's kickin dance moves.

But for all seriousness, what can you do? I guess I'd try to warn people, but who's gonna believe the crazy dude who ran into the twin towers at 8 am screaming "I'M FROM THE FUTURE AND THESE TOWERS ARE GONNA GET HIT BY ******* PLANES, BRO!"
#261 to #241 - lastsamurai (09/10/2012) [-]
You have to stay calm. Pull the firealarm and evacuate every person saying there's a horrible fire.
User avatar #270 to #261 - Shramin (09/10/2012) [-]
or you could start a horrible fire on the top floor and then do that =D
User avatar #130 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Whisper to someone near by "I hear the New York Jets are doing a big advertising stunt today." Then blend away into the crowd.
User avatar #126 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Go into the building dressed as a pizza man.
Walk up to reception.
"Did someone order a plain?"
#144 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/10/2012) [-]
masturbating would be a nice solution
#149 to #144 - taterbombs (09/10/2012) [-]
holy fuvk hahahahhahahhahahah
User avatar #10 - dabronydude (09/09/2012) [-]
20min before impact, run into the towers and hit the fire alarms so everybody runs the **** outside and then run away my self or stall, plane hits, nearly all alive, be that guy in history who stopped 9/11
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User avatar #55 to #26 - dabronydude (09/10/2012) [-]
then i will put some gasoline in 1 empty elevator and light it....
User avatar #53 to #26 - siridontcare (09/10/2012) [-]
ok *light a wall on fire with gasoline and match. THEN pull fire alarm*
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User avatar #11 to #10 - Aleafe (09/09/2012) [-]
i just thought if someone has a really tiny fire does everyone still have to evacuate
User avatar #12 to #11 - dabronydude (09/09/2012) [-]
i think it would be normal to get everyone out of a building that is on fire....
User avatar #13 to #12 - Aleafe (09/09/2012) [-]
yeah probably obvious
User avatar #119 to #10 - daentraya (09/10/2012) [-]
If it was that easy to evacuate two giant towers, then it mustve been done before, just for ***** and giggles
User avatar #80 to #10 - battletoast (09/10/2012) [-]
If that worked and you managed to save all those people, they would wonder how you knew it was going to happen and you probably would be arrested and accused of having inside knowledge of the attacks and probably go to prison.
User avatar #113 to #80 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
the question is, would you rather go to prison while saving many or save your ass and kill alot
User avatar #268 to #80 - dabronydude (09/10/2012) [-]
i would not care, if it means saving all those lives i will spend years in prison....
#258 to #80 - mrchewy (09/10/2012) [-]
You'd go to prison for saving peoples lives? Wut.
#313 - Mattyowl (09/10/2012) [-]
I would dress up as a stereotypical Jew and spray paint a target on the North tower.   
Then scuttle off, hoping they caught it on CCTV.   
   
And thus, the jews are blamed for 9/11.
I would dress up as a stereotypical Jew and spray paint a target on the North tower.
Then scuttle off, hoping they caught it on CCTV.

And thus, the jews are blamed for 9/11.
#331 to #313 - jnbwk (09/10/2012) [-]
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#139 - geist (09/10/2012) [-]
1. Go to LaGuardia
2. buy a plane ticket
3. carry a twelve ounce soda on to a plane
4. ???
5. enjoy my soda like a boss
User avatar #109 - dirtybadger (09/10/2012) [-]
get a sniper rifle and stand on the top of the first tower, soon as the plane came close jump off do a 360 no scope on the pilot
#114 to #109 - sighkopff (09/10/2012) [-]
The plane would still crash into the tower and nobody would know that you ever did that.
User avatar #115 to #114 - dirtybadger (09/10/2012) [-]
but i would know the seconds before i die, thats all that matters
#116 to #115 - sighkopff (09/10/2012) [-]
Well alright then :)
User avatar #292 to #114 - sigmatempus (09/10/2012) [-]
Of course everyone knows, not like he isn´t going to put it in his montage or anything.
User avatar #56 - MegaAwesomeSauce (09/10/2012) [-]
Walk into the the trade centre, go into an elevator with a suitcase, press a button, and leave. Go to a staff member and say that you have placed a bomb in the elevator and It will go off soon and leg it.

Everyone gets evacuated and you may go to jail but its cool, everyone lived
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User avatar #59 to #58 - MegaAwesomeSauce (09/10/2012) [-]
As I was reading, I have to admit that you sounded like the biggest asshole
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#33 - keroberios (09/10/2012) [-]
Run around and fid a Megaphone and Pedestal. A minute before impact stand before everyone in the middle of the square and begin talking.
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, Is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind I would like to present the crowned jewel of the Governments Freedom line. It is the first system to incorporate the people’s first line of defense. They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once! That's how dad did it, that’s how America does it. And it’s worked out pretty well so far. We found an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I can personally guarantee you, the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves." Dramatic pause as the plane crests the horizon. "For your consideration, the Jihad." Bow as it crashes into the tower and run like a little bitch before I get crushed.
#297 to #33 - holowichigo (09/10/2012) [-]
Who I thought of, the whole time reading...
#38 to #33 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
....as long as i get a free cooler, im IN
#235 - lazaman (09/10/2012) [-]
I'de go to the top story and find a crowded work area and hand out 1 parachute.
I'de go to the top story and find a crowded work area and hand out 1 parachute.
User avatar #269 to #235 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Remember to bring 2, though.
User avatar #252 - dinathaw (09/10/2012) [-]
kill a 7 year old justin bieber
User avatar #16 - theflamingotrigger (09/10/2012) [-]
Get my dad out of there.
#348 to #16 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
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#338 to #16 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
By plane?

Well, off to hell with me...
#249 to #16 - localcatbarber (09/10/2012) [-]
Damnit, when I read a comment like that I just want to squeeze myself through my screen and give you a hug, but I can't, so all I end up with is a feel.
#89 to #16 - breakfastlunch (09/10/2012) [-]
But... I came here to laugh...
But... I came here to laugh...
#197 to #89 - BroadSword ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I know right?
I know right?
#231 to #89 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
I think he reminded you of that you laugh at peoples death.
#154 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2012) [-]
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I'd summon my nazi army to stop the jews before they crash the planes into the towers.
User avatar #159 to #154 - umaya (09/10/2012) [-]
you fool, the jews are the ones protecting us from the cylons
User avatar #160 to #159 - codyxvasco (09/10/2012) [-]
you can see the pizza right?
User avatar #161 to #160 - severot (09/10/2012) [-]
I smell cp...
#164 to #161 - FRAMIUS (09/10/2012) [-]
Cheese pizza
User avatar #244 to #179 - gunni (09/10/2012) [-]
tomato of course
User avatar #353 to #179 - FRAMIUS (09/11/2012) [-]
No sauce. I drew that
User avatar #163 to #160 - umaya (09/10/2012) [-]
oh right, the pizza didn't load earlier so I didn't see it, so obviously it has something to do with the kosher pizza appreciation society.
#133 - daednevar (09/10/2012) [-]
id pull a heist in the building and have everyone run and scream out in terror, sure some people would be trampled and id go to jail, but then everyone would see the planes crash and be all like " woah man, we coulda died man". then i become the president of awesome and fly into space on a unicorn george washington lent me to kill space aids and make pluto a planet again. and thats how i spent my winter break :D
id pull a heist in the building and have everyone run and scream out in terror, sure some people would be trampled and id go to jail, but then everyone would see the planes crash and be all like " woah man, we coulda died man". then i become the president of awesome and fly into space on a unicorn george washington lent me to kill space aids and make pluto a planet again. and thats how i spent my winter break :D
#148 to #133 - ilickrainbows (09/10/2012) [-]
Made me laugh.
#71 - drewbridge (09/10/2012) [-]
Buy a megaphone and let the first tower get hit and watch from a distance with a large group of people, and a few seconds before the 2nd impact yell through the megaphone "Hey, wanna see me do it again? Put down the megaphone, snap my fingers and let the 2nd plane hit.
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