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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#162 - rawrasaurus
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#494 to #162 - BroadSword
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User avatar #257 to #162 - kencrash
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CAN YOU FEELIT MR. KRABS?
#194 to #162 - morningoak
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User avatar #197 to #194 - lilbbig
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you don't fight with honor!
User avatar #200 to #197 - rawrasaurus
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No, he did.
#359 to #194 - fractalius
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That made me think. What if there was a mod in skyrim, where you could get some form of an airship. I would bring countless prisoners in my airship, assassinate them, and then drop them off my airship so they fall 1000 feet and land on random people in random times. Combine that with certain mods and you could get amazing views with amazing visual effects of bodies alive and dead falling out of the sky, hitting dragons, giants, people, etc.
User avatar #424 to #194 - raptorfacerumble
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Someone should edit this so the guy getting killed is "OC" and you know the rest...
User avatar #236 to #194 - salmoneus
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What is that gif from might I ask?
User avatar #240 to #236 - Edi
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Game of Thrones
#242 to #240 - salmoneus
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Thanks. Nice avatar by the way.
Thanks. Nice avatar by the way.
#15 - ortonja
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User avatar #17 to #15 - tonyxx
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FALSE

that is a Breton
User avatar #263 to #17 - wrpen
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Hey. Got a secret for you. I'm gonna put it in small text so it looks like I'm whispering.


THAT'S THE ******* JOKE.
User avatar #303 to #263 - theoriginalzombie
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The joke is that it is a Breton? No, sorry, think we read different jokes
User avatar #498 to #303 - wrpen
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I'm pretty sure the joke was that it was a breton saying that line...ironic, y'know?
User avatar #503 to #498 - theoriginalzombie
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The joke is that the character looks like Anders Breivik killing a bunch of minorities
#20 to #15 - anon id: d41d84b7
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he looks like brevik
#21 to #20 - ortonja
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#100 to #15 - anon id: 8ef9753c
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Thats horrible... You shouln't make jokes about such a terrible event, and im sure everybody in norway agree's with me
#130 to #100 - krznixtkransj
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I am from Norway, and I don't agree. You can joke about anything, anytime, anywhere.   
Stop speaking for an entire people, please.
I am from Norway, and I don't agree. You can joke about anything, anytime, anywhere.
Stop speaking for an entire people, please.
#151 to #130 - anon id: 8ef9753c
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No, you can't. You shouldn't laugh when so many families suffer. When the guys on "Nytt på nytt" made a "funny" comment about it, many people got really offended. So im not just talking about myself. There are some things that crosses the line.
#164 to #151 - baalrusher
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*Whole website makes ****** jokes all the time...Black people laugh along*

*Make this one joke about your country....BUTTHURT*
#190 to #164 - anon id: 8ef9753c
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It has nothing to do with that, it wasn't even a joke about my country? It was a joke about a tragic massacre where many kids got slaughtered, and i just find it very tasteless to make jokes about that.
User avatar #195 to #190 - redJericho
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Two things you will learn quickly here on FJ:

1: Nobody gives a **** about your opinion. If you find the jokes tasteless, that's cool, just don't bother telling us.

2: krznixtkransj put it best, just read his comment again and burn it permanently into your brain.
#469 to #195 - anon id: d331c9fc
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no he is not, im from norway as well and krznixdickslap does not have the balls to say that in public here. he is just a pussy hideing behind a username on a ******* website where his fellow fj faggots are in a massive anal orgy to see who can get the next guy most "butthurt"
User avatar #207 to #151 - mcroflskates
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It's better to make jokes than to grieve.
Jokes get you past the grievance, and into accepting that crying isn't going to fix what's already happened, but maybe with a good joke or two you can make someone laugh. And that's more than you got when you were crying.

But then little bitches like you have to ruin everyone's fun with their massive butthurt.
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User avatar #196 to #15 - arnoldnorris
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don't get it...
User avatar #299 to #15 - jaggedherp
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I like it when bandits run up to me yelling that. I just go... wait, that's a bandit! Temp confusion, realize it's orc bandits... Wat
#440 - doyoufagsevenlift
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Hey High Elves,

My name is Dovahkiin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are milk-drinking Thalmor spies who spend every second of their day killing Talos worshippers. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun attacking the Nord culture because the Aldmeri Dominion told you to, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse that jerking off to The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 2.

Don't be a stranger. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm harbinger of the Companions and leader of the Dark Brotherhood. What brotherhoods are you in, other than the "jack off to naked drawn Argonians" brotherhood? I also get the nest loot from you faggots, and have a banging hot housecarl (she just carried my burdens; **** was SO septims). You are all faggots who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.

Pic related, It's me and my housecarl.
#477 to #440 - oniguru
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“What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.”
User avatar #481 to #477 - doyoufagsevenlift
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User avatar #482 to #440 - princebroken
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oh god yes
#496 to #440 - CactusFantastico
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#455 to #440 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account**
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#463 to #440 - sheperdofthestars
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I laughed myself to the cry
I laughed myself to the cry
#486 to #440 - silverlance
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Glorious win
Glorious win
#445 to #440 - kingantichrist
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10/10 made me ****** lol hard
#451 to #440 - ckys
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mfw this comment
mfw this comment
#442 to #440 - koalafication
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Take all of my thumbs.   
Shut the **** up, just take them.
Take all of my thumbs.
Shut the **** up, just take them.
#456 to #440 - herecomesjohnny
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"**** was so septims''
that always makes me laugh
#276 - jigglebilly
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>Be High Elf
>Fight for the Stormcloaks
>Wear full face Stormcloak helmet all the time
>Win war
>Nord Hero
>Remove helmet, reveal identity
>???
>Teach Skyrim racial tolerance
User avatar #121 - brendantheferret
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I think Skyrim should have had a third option for the civil war: the Forsworn
User avatar #212 to #121 - Kabutops
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or you could just drop nukes onto both sides like you can do in new vegas
User avatar #163 to #121 - imaschizo
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or just kill both sides
User avatar #214 to #121 - getownedbroski
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I think it would've been awesome if the Dark Brotherhood took more place in the war than just killing the emperor....
User avatar #129 to #121 - swiekim
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there is a quest in markarth that you get to join the forsworn for a bit but its not really anything important
User avatar #132 to #129 - brendantheferret
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Yeah I know, that quest was too shallow in my opinion. I want something like taking back the Reach or even all of Skyrim in the name of the Forsworn.
#147 to #132 - whatamidoingwithme
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It was a great quest, one of my favorites. I killed the forsworn though.

User avatar #160 to #132 - swiekim
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it could be fun but then there is the whole thing that the forsworn are kind of insane and wouldnt really be able to run skyrim as a whole
User avatar #168 to #129 - derlehrer
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After doing that quest, i was like, "i guess the forsworn are alright. I should go hang out with some because we are friends now!"

The Forsworm did not want to be my friend.

None were spared.
User avatar #4 - murdac
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There is a difference between nazist and racist
User avatar #26 to #4 - ost
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nazi = racist
racist ≠ nazi
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User avatar #23 to #4 - ericbeagles
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I'm sorry but, Nazist? Really?
User avatar #5 to #4 - chemera
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nazis wanted a master race, believing that all other races should be exterminated. There really isn't much difference. Stormcloaks are really just a less evil version.
User avatar #6 to #5 - stormcloaks
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.......
#29 to #6 - Klondyke
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#8 to #6 - wardenspectre
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stormcloak milkdrinker!
#11 to #5 - ireallylikepotatoe
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User avatar #13 to #5 - parlimantum
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To be fair, the Stormcloaks didn't go into Poland and start killing people for no reason. they want the Empire and the elves to gtfo of their land. Stormcloaks didn't start it, is what I'm saying.
User avatar #24 to #5 - dustyshane
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The Thalmor high Elves actually believe they are the supreme race.
User avatar #58 - shairou
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I picked Redguard cause I wanted to live the Thug Life
User avatar #76 to #58 - fishtacos
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You and me both, brother
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#311 - Kew
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**Kew rolls 33**
**Kew rolls 33**
User avatar #68 - shadowbloodedge
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See when it comes to the political realities in Skryrim I look at it in a pro/con situation. I see the Stormcloaks as the American Colonists. The colonists fled because of religious persecution from the English and the believed they should worship and live as the wish which is just what the Stormcloaks want.

When Talos was banned everyone knew the Nords would flip, you can't just ban a God-King that the people have been looking up to for thousands of years. I personally believe The Thalmor banned Talos in pure spite of the fact that the Nords and Elves never saw eye to eye and were at constant battle.

The Empire really has no choice in the matter ethier, when the White-Gold Concordant was signed the Empire became The Thalmors puppet I'm pretty sure alot of the Imperials and other races are just as angry about the Talos problem but don't want to go to war with the elves again or risk losing the Empire entirely.

The main ideology of the Stormcloaks is that the Empire is just a puppet and they are right at that, they know that The Thalmor shouldnt be interfering in Empire affairs and that Talos has every right to be a God. This is why I back the Stormcloaks, they are freedom fighters trying to protect what was rightfuly theres to start with. However I disagree with Ulfrics Hitler-style racial discrimination that only Nords should be allowed in Skyrim.

When it comes to the Legion, they are just doing their job sadly some of them are opposed to doing it whilst others, such as General Tullius, are willing and even happy to oblige the Thalmor. I disagree with the Imperials about having to ban Talos worship but I do strongly agree on them saying Skyrim is for everyone.

Tl;DR: I agree with the Stormcloaks minus the racism.
User avatar #97 to #68 - sonicg
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I too chose stormcloaks for much the same reasons, although my ideals came from the American Civil War.
User avatar #104 to #97 - shadowbloodedge
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That is also a great example.
User avatar #107 to #104 - sonicg
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Now I'll go drink my mead, play my lute and **** my sister, FOR THE STORMCLOAK REBELLION! The Nords will rise again!
User avatar #391 to #68 - daentraya
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I chose the Empire. They're just trying to get some peace and order going on with the elves. And Skyrim has more problems than just elves. Like the dragons. And the Stormcloaks just has to rebel and fight. Also, it is not like me to join sides because of religion. And i heard the stromcloaks will storm Whiterun. And Ulfric is a dick
#70 to #68 - wishanonscouldpost
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But the empire isn't just a puppet. The empire also hates the elves, but they are smart enough to not get into a massive ******* war that will end all of humanity.
User avatar #73 to #70 - shadowbloodedge
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Well in other words they are acting like a puppet until they are for certain they can take the elves.
#354 to #73 - wishanonscouldpost
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True, but it is better that way imo.

Even though it might cause restriction of freedoms for a while, it gives them time to gain strength. Having a civil war weakens everyone as a whole, and in the Thalmor embassy there is a book that says they want the civil war to go on as long as possible to weaken the empire.

The games before Skyrim showed the empire as essentially nearly perfect government. A emperor who was literally given his rule by a real "god"(Akatosh via dragonfires). The Septim bloodline were all dragonborn. The problem is that the empires bloodline was broken after Oblivion, so a dragonborn no longer sat on the throne. In Oblivion the main quest line is partly about finding the heir to the throne, who at the time would be the last dragonborn and thus the last valid emperor.

So the empire is falling apart due to the failure to have a new valid emperor, which would be required to be a dragonborn. Think about that for a second. In Skyrim you play as the last dragonborn for 200 years. As the dragonborn you are the rightful heir to the empires throne, yet the game completely ignores that. The player character should be able to fix all of the empires problems, but it doesn't allow you to do it. Probably because it would take a ton of time to make a empire managing system. Either way through the story, the dragonborn (You) should be the emperor.
User avatar #111 to #68 - sgc
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i kinda like the racist part of the storm cloaks
hear me out.
i have not meet an aragonion who did not hate me right away or did not turn out to be evil
the elves of course is easy to understand the hate because of the great war, many of the people of skyrim are starting to accept the elves as equals now. its only a matter of time.
User avatar #77 to #68 - gustaforce
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my main problem with the stormcloaks is that I play as either a dark elf or an argonian and Ulfric is a racist bastard
User avatar #86 to #77 - shadowbloodedge
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Which that is the biggest disagreement I have with the Stormcloaks.
User avatar #115 to #68 - laelaps
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Both sides are ******* bitches is you ask me. The Imperials feel the need to control everything and feel no remorse for banning the worship of talos. Not to mention when I see them on the road they treat me like absolute trash "Out of the way citizen, this does not concern you" said in the snobbiest voice ever. Not to mention that they send to the chopping block everyone who doesn't deserve it. Even as an Imperial I felt incredibly disrepected, they can tell Loki and I are not stormcloaks but the Legion doesn't want any lose ends so they will kill us regardless as to make it look like they didn't make a mistake. Now to the stormcloak side, these are obsessive greedy assholes who think they are immune from the empire's control at all, even though Skyrim isn't their true homeplace. I could respect them a little more if they were native to skyrim and not just immigrants from Atmora, not to mention their pugilistic racist bastards who will criticsize anyone different from them, slightly reminiscent of hitler's master race project.