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#491 - darknesincontrol (09/10/2012) [-]
I joined the imperials, then i killed their emperor   
Muwahahaha!!
I joined the imperials, then i killed their emperor
Muwahahaha!!
#528 to #491 - trevanman (11/15/2012) [-]
I killed the emperor and am about to join the Imperial legion
User avatar #487 - theseanse (09/10/2012) [-]
>Pick Redguard
>Big ass afro
>Name him something stereotypical
>Dual wield maces
>Name one Funky
>The other Dunky
>???????
>Clobber people with Funky Dunky
#529 to #487 - jsussthegreat (12/28/2012) [-]
> Profit!!!
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#485 - BuddyTorre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #459 - paparomano (09/10/2012) [-]
I need to stop being poor and get skyrim, I had no idea what the **** this meant.
#484 to #459 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
To be honest Skyrim is not as great as everyone is making it out to be, it's a good game but it's severly lacking in depth, it mostly felt like an ocean with the depth of a puddle, I still had fun with it and played 34h but compared to the 116h I played on games like new vegas it's definitely not enough.
User avatar #475 to #459 - fuzzyballs (09/10/2012) [-]
it's not that hard to get a pirated version you know
User avatar #473 to #459 - opiethepug (09/10/2012) [-]
Oh, all the references on the internet you'll understand...
#457 - mojitoz (09/10/2012) [-]
**mojitoz rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Ah shit! ** How i feel
#454 - ckys (09/10/2012) [-]
I must confess. I mainly chose the imperials because of their unique Imperial Swords.   
   
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I must confess. I mainly chose the imperials because of their unique Imperial Swords.

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#493 to #454 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
I chose stormcloaks so I could collect those swords from their corpses
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User avatar #476 to #454 - fuzzyballs (09/10/2012) [-]
I didn't choose the imperials because they went from heavy armour to roman-looking armour
User avatar #472 to #454 - megatrollinator (09/10/2012) [-]
Really? I always chose the Dark Elves.

Not because of their +50% Fire Resistance, but because they're native to Morrowind.
User avatar #517 to #516 - megatrollinator (09/19/2012) [-]
Kajeets are cool, but I still prefer Dark Elves.
User avatar #518 to #517 - sagedivinity (09/19/2012) [-]
Cool
User avatar #519 to #518 - megatrollinator (09/19/2012) [-]
Worst one in my opinion is Nord. Too generic.
User avatar #520 to #519 - sagedivinity (09/19/2012) [-]
Exactly.
I also hate how they hate magic; I love destruction and conjuration.
User avatar #521 to #520 - megatrollinator (09/19/2012) [-]
I like Elves because they have a higher affinity for magic, and a higher resistance to magic. Also because pointy ears.
User avatar #522 to #521 - sagedivinity (09/19/2012) [-]
Yea they start off really strong in the schools of magic, but my first ever TES character was a Wood Elf.
User avatar #523 to #522 - megatrollinator (09/19/2012) [-]
No matter which one I play (Only played Morrowind and Skyrim so far) I always choose Dark Elf. They're cool.
User avatar #524 to #523 - sagedivinity (09/19/2012) [-]
My sister usually chooses strictly Dark Elves too. I always play as Khajiits though, until I star making other profiles that is
User avatar #525 to #524 - megatrollinator (09/19/2012) [-]
Fair enough. One question: Did we become friends because of this?
User avatar #526 to #525 - sagedivinity (09/19/2012) [-]
Haha, yea I would say so.
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#444 - vorack **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
I really hated them both, I kind of wished I could just conquer everyone and rule with an Orcalchium fist.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
My Housecarl's Face When I said we need to take over the world Pinky
I really hated them both, I kind of wished I could just conquer everyone and rule with an Orcalchium fist.









My Housecarl's Face When I said we need to take over the world Pinky
User avatar #483 to #444 - princebroken (09/10/2012) [-]
thats one big bear man
#443 - kingantichrist (09/10/2012) [-]
Only skyrim related pic i have
#492 to #443 - salihzzz (09/10/2012) [-]
you dump, i dump, we dump
#440 - doyoufagsevenlift (09/10/2012) [-]
Hey High Elves,

My name is Dovahkiin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are milk-drinking Thalmor spies who spend every second of their day killing Talos worshippers. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ***** ? I mean, I guess it's fun attacking the Nord culture because the Aldmeri Dominion told you to, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse that jerking off to The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 2.

Don't be a stranger. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm harbinger of the Companions and leader of the Dark Brotherhood. What brotherhoods are you in, other than the "jack off to ***** drawn Argonians" brotherhood? I also get the nest loot from you ******* , and have a banging hot housecarl (she just carried my burdens; **** was SO septims). You are all ******* who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.

Pic related, It's me and my housecarl.
#486 to #440 - silverlance (09/10/2012) [-]
Glorious win
Glorious win
User avatar #482 to #440 - princebroken (09/10/2012) [-]
oh god yes
#477 to #440 - oniguru (09/10/2012) [-]
“What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.”
#463 to #440 - sheperdofthestars (09/10/2012) [-]
I laughed myself to the cry
I laughed myself to the cry
#456 to #440 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2012) [-]
" **** was so septims''
that always makes me laugh
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#455 to #440 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#451 to #440 - ckys (09/10/2012) [-]
mfw this comment
mfw this comment
#445 to #440 - kingantichrist (09/10/2012) [-]
10/10 made me ****** lol hard
#442 to #440 - koalafication (09/10/2012) [-]
Take all of my thumbs.   
Shut the 						****					 up, just take them.
Take all of my thumbs.
Shut the **** up, just take them.
#432 - rollcore (09/10/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #872401 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#427 - chasingdragons (09/10/2012) [-]
MFW i see a highelf in my land of skyrim
MFW i see a highelf in my land of skyrim
#425 - smughost (09/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #422 - boinbo (09/10/2012) [-]
Racism your doing it right.
User avatar #435 to #422 - xenoquack (09/10/2012) [-]
*You're
User avatar #437 to #435 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
ur*
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User avatar #441 to #421 - koalafication (09/10/2012) [-]
Wait...since when do you have to become the Dragonborn to finish the war?
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User avatar #461 to #460 - koalafication (09/10/2012) [-]
Nnnnope.

You can start the quest for the dragon tablet but never finish it and still talk to Balgruuf about the war.
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User avatar #466 to #464 - koalafication (09/10/2012) [-]
Just...don't go to bleak falls barrow. It's simple.
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User avatar #468 to #467 - koalafication (09/10/2012) [-]
Just curious; what made you think you had to be the Dragonborn to progress in the game?
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User avatar #411 - seffo (09/10/2012) [-]
am I the only argonian here who just didnt side with any of the two and just joind the dark brotherhood?
#413 to #411 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
probably. Their completely unrelated factions. that just means you haven't played the game much.
User avatar #414 to #413 - seffo (09/10/2012) [-]
i played the game a lot I just never could give a **** about the imperials or stormcloaks, cause they both have thier flawes
#417 to #414 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
Join Stormcloaks and when the peace talk quest comes up, give everything to the Imperials.

or vice versa
User avatar #419 to #417 - seffo (09/10/2012) [-]
too late for that I already finished the main quest line, during the peace talk in high hrothgar I just split everything even
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#497 to #408 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
Photo-shop-SHOP-SHOP
User avatar #423 to #408 - boinbo (09/10/2012) [-]
god i love brazil
#406 - thelonelyfeel (09/10/2012) [-]
I dont know what's going on or what game this is talking about.
User avatar #415 to #406 - potrsr (09/10/2012) [-]
look at the chanel.
User avatar #416 to #415 - thelonelyfeel (09/10/2012) [-]
Ohhh lol
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