For the true sons and daughters.... Look at the tags.. Youre my bitch
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#276 - jigglebilly (09/10/2012) [-]
>Be High Elf
>Fight for the Stormcloaks
>Wear full face Stormcloak helmet all the time
>Win war
>Nord Hero
>Remove helmet, reveal identity
>Teach Skyrim racial tolerance
User avatar #121 - brendantheferret (09/10/2012) [-]
I think Skyrim should have had a third option for the civil war: the Forsworn
User avatar #212 to #121 - Kabutops (09/10/2012) [-]
or you could just drop nukes onto both sides like you can do in new vegas
User avatar #163 to #121 - imaschizo (09/10/2012) [-]
or just kill both sides
User avatar #214 to #121 - getownedbroski (09/10/2012) [-]
I think it would've been awesome if the Dark Brotherhood took more place in the war than just killing the emperor....
User avatar #129 to #121 - swiekim ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
there is a quest in markarth that you get to join the forsworn for a bit but its not really anything important
User avatar #132 to #129 - brendantheferret (09/10/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, that quest was too shallow in my opinion. I want something like taking back the Reach or even all of Skyrim in the name of the Forsworn.
#147 to #132 - whatamidoingwithme (09/10/2012) [-]
It was a great quest, one of my favorites. I killed the forsworn though.

User avatar #160 to #132 - swiekim ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
it could be fun but then there is the whole thing that the forsworn are kind of insane and wouldnt really be able to run skyrim as a whole
User avatar #168 to #129 - derlehrer ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
After doing that quest, i was like, "i guess the forsworn are alright. I should go hang out with some because we are friends now!"

The Forsworm did not want to be my friend.

None were spared.
User avatar #257 to #162 - kencrash (09/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #197 to #194 - lilbbig (09/10/2012) [-]
you don't fight with honor!
User avatar #200 to #197 - rawrasaurus (09/10/2012) [-]
No, he did.
#359 to #194 - fractalius (09/10/2012) [-]
That made me think. What if there was a mod in skyrim, where you could get some form of an airship. I would bring countless prisoners in my airship, assassinate them, and then drop them off my airship so they fall 1000 feet and land on random people in random times. Combine that with certain mods and you could get amazing views with amazing visual effects of bodies alive and dead falling out of the sky, hitting dragons, giants, people, etc.
User avatar #424 to #194 - raptorfacerumble (09/10/2012) [-]
Someone should edit this so the guy getting killed is "OC" and you know the rest...
User avatar #236 to #194 - salmoneus (09/10/2012) [-]
What is that gif from might I ask?
User avatar #240 to #236 - Edi (09/10/2012) [-]
Game of Thrones
#242 to #240 - salmoneus (09/10/2012) [-]
Thanks. Nice avatar by the way.
Thanks. Nice avatar by the way.
User avatar #196 to #15 - arnoldnorris (09/10/2012) [-]
don't get it...
User avatar #17 to #15 - tonyxx (09/09/2012) [-]

that is a Breton
User avatar #263 to #17 - wrpen (09/10/2012) [-]
Hey. Got a secret for you. I'm gonna put it in small text so it looks like I'm whispering.

THAT'S THE ******* JOKE.
User avatar #303 to #263 - theoriginalzombie (09/10/2012) [-]
The joke is that it is a Breton? No, sorry, think we read different jokes
User avatar #498 to #303 - wrpen (09/10/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the joke was that it was a breton saying that line...ironic, y'know?
User avatar #503 to #498 - theoriginalzombie (09/10/2012) [-]
The joke is that the character looks like Anders Breivik killing a bunch of minorities
#100 to #15 - anon (09/09/2012) [-]
Thats horrible... You shouln't make jokes about such a terrible event, and im sure everybody in norway agree's with me
#130 to #100 - krznixtkransj (09/10/2012) [-]
I am from Norway, and I don't agree. You can joke about anything, anytime, anywhere.   
Stop speaking for an entire people, please.
I am from Norway, and I don't agree. You can joke about anything, anytime, anywhere.
Stop speaking for an entire people, please.
#151 to #130 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
No, you can't. You shouldn't laugh when so many families suffer. When the guys on "Nytt på nytt" made a "funny" comment about it, many people got really offended. So im not just talking about myself. There are some things that crosses the line.
#164 to #151 - baalrusher (09/10/2012) [-]
*Whole website makes ****** jokes all the time...Black people laugh along*

*Make this one joke about your country....BUTTHURT*
#190 to #164 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
It has nothing to do with that, it wasn't even a joke about my country? It was a joke about a tragic massacre where many kids got slaughtered, and i just find it very tasteless to make jokes about that.
User avatar #195 to #190 - redJericho (09/10/2012) [-]
Two things you will learn quickly here on FJ:

1: Nobody gives a **** about your opinion. If you find the jokes tasteless, that's cool, just don't bother telling us.

2: krznixtkransj put it best, just read his comment again and burn it permanently into your brain.
#469 to #195 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
no he is not, im from norway as well and krznixdickslap does not have the balls to say that in public here. he is just a pussy hideing behind a username on a ******* website where his fellow fj faggots are in a massive anal orgy to see who can get the next guy most "butthurt"
User avatar #207 to #151 - mcroflskates (09/10/2012) [-]
It's better to make jokes than to grieve.
Jokes get you past the grievance, and into accepting that crying isn't going to fix what's already happened, but maybe with a good joke or two you can make someone laugh. And that's more than you got when you were crying.

But then little bitches like you have to ruin everyone's fun with their massive butthurt.
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#20 to #15 - anon (09/09/2012) [-]
he looks like brevik
User avatar #299 to #15 - jaggedherp ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I like it when bandits run up to me yelling that. I just go... wait, that's a bandit! Temp confusion, realize it's orc bandits... Wat
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User avatar #423 to #408 - boinbo (09/10/2012) [-]
god i love brazil
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User avatar #372 to #186 - bulbakip (09/10/2012) [-]
**bulbakip rolls 73** you mean this sweet roll?
#134 - illegalmexican (09/10/2012) [-]
**illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at troll ball ** How i feel
**illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at troll ball ** How i feel
#400 - meteorswarm (09/10/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who chose the imperial legion?
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User avatar #431 to #400 - brayburn (09/10/2012) [-]
Argonian Imperial here.

It didn't make sense, I first helped the storm cloaks take over Skyrim but the soldiers still hissed at me and called me lizard afterwards. So second time around, **** those guys!
#490 to #400 - silverlance (09/10/2012) [-]
I did, I like the armour
User avatar #429 to #400 - pinkamenadiannepie (09/10/2012) [-]
My friend is ALWAYS a Wood Elf Imperial. I'm ALWAYS a Nordic Stormcloak. We have fun by insulting eachothers choice.
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#439 to #420 - nazidinosaur (09/10/2012) [-]
.... You like the KKK ideals?
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User avatar #434 to #400 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2012) [-]
Well, let's see here, I've had
2 Dunmer that joined the Imperials
1 Bosmer that joined the imperials
1 Orc that joined the Imperials
and 1 Imperial. Guess who he joined?
User avatar #452 to #434 - joojeki (09/10/2012) [-]
Yo dawg! I herd u liek imperials!
User avatar #474 to #434 - opiethepug (09/10/2012) [-]
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#453 to #400 - ckys (09/10/2012) [-]
I mainly chose imperial over stormcloak because I played oblivion (unlike most Skyrim players) before I played skyrim. And Imperials seemed to have a **** load of power. Also because I watched some windhelm gameplay before I bought skyrim and relized the stormcloaks were just a bunch of racist ********** .

MFW im in windhelm
#444 - vorack **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
I really hated them both, I kind of wished I could just conquer everyone and rule with an Orcalchium fist.   
My Housecarl's Face When I said we need to take over the world Pinky
I really hated them both, I kind of wished I could just conquer everyone and rule with an Orcalchium fist.

My Housecarl's Face When I said we need to take over the world Pinky
User avatar #483 to #444 - princebroken (09/10/2012) [-]
thats one big bear man
User avatar #187 - coolioplasm (09/10/2012) [-]
I was an Argonian Stormcloak once. "Why's a lizard want to join the Stormcloaks?"
Well at least he addressed me by my name... My name is Lee-Zard
User avatar #58 - shairou (09/09/2012) [-]
I picked Redguard cause I wanted to live the Thug Life
User avatar #76 to #58 - fishtacos (09/09/2012) [-]
You and me both, brother
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#440 - doyoufagsevenlift (09/10/2012) [-]
Hey High Elves,

My name is Dovahkiin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are milk-drinking Thalmor spies who spend every second of their day killing Talos worshippers. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun attacking the Nord culture because the Aldmeri Dominion told you to, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse that jerking off to The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 2.

Don't be a stranger. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm harbinger of the Companions and leader of the Dark Brotherhood. What brotherhoods are you in, other than the "jack off to naked drawn Argonians" brotherhood? I also get the nest loot from you faggots, and have a banging hot housecarl (she just carried my burdens; **** was SO septims). You are all faggots who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.

Pic related, It's me and my housecarl.
User avatar #482 to #440 - princebroken (09/10/2012) [-]
oh god yes
#477 to #440 - oniguru (09/10/2012) [-]
“What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.”
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#463 to #440 - sheperdofthestars (09/10/2012) [-]
I laughed myself to the cry
I laughed myself to the cry
#445 to #440 - kingantichrist (09/10/2012) [-]
10/10 made me ****** lol hard
#486 to #440 - silverlance (09/10/2012) [-]
Glorious win
Glorious win
#451 to #440 - ckys (09/10/2012) [-]
mfw this comment
mfw this comment
#442 to #440 - koalafication (09/10/2012) [-]
Take all of my thumbs.   
Shut the 			****		 up, just take them.
Take all of my thumbs.
Shut the **** up, just take them.
#456 to #440 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2012) [-]
" **** was so septims''
that always makes me laugh
#397 - techketzer (09/10/2012) [-]
Defiance spelled in enemy corpses.
Good old Nord tradition!
#436 to #397 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2012) [-]
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Alright, so you got your Rebel King right there aaaaaaaaaaaand he's GONE!
#495 to #436 - techketzer (09/10/2012) [-]
One less Thalmor puppet, good job!
#311 - Kew (09/10/2012) [-]
**Kew rolls 33**
**Kew rolls 33**
#1 - repugnantpug (09/09/2012) [-]
<-----we need to make an elder scrolls version of this guy
User avatar #94 to #1 - KwMclovin (09/09/2012) [-]
there already is they're called the storm cloaks
User avatar #19 to #1 - spearpwi (09/09/2012) [-]
Curved ******* swords. Those stupid ****** Red Guards.
User avatar #487 - theseanse (09/10/2012) [-]
>Pick Redguard
>Big ass afro
>Name him something stereotypical
>Dual wield maces
>Name one Funky
>The other Dunky
>Clobber people with Funky Dunky
#529 to #487 - jsussthegreat (12/28/2012) [-]
> Profit!!!
#53 - elboludo (09/09/2012) [-]
kind of relevant
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