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#162 - rawrasaurus (09/10/2012) [+] (10 replies)
#15 - ortonja (09/09/2012) [+] (18 replies)
#440 - doyoufagsevenlift (09/10/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Hey High Elves,

My name is Dovahkiin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are milk-drinking Thalmor spies who spend every second of their day killing Talos worshippers. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun attacking the Nord culture because the Aldmeri Dominion told you to, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse that jerking off to The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 2.

Don't be a stranger. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm harbinger of the Companions and leader of the Dark Brotherhood. What brotherhoods are you in, other than the "jack off to naked drawn Argonians" brotherhood? I also get the nest loot from you faggots, and have a banging hot housecarl (she just carried my burdens; **** was SO septims). You are all faggots who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.

Pic related, It's me and my housecarl.
#276 - jigglebilly (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be High Elf
>Fight for the Stormcloaks
>Wear full face Stormcloak helmet all the time
>Win war
>Nord Hero
>Remove helmet, reveal identity
>???
>Teach Skyrim racial tolerance
User avatar #121 - brendantheferret (09/10/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I think Skyrim should have had a third option for the civil war: the Forsworn
User avatar #4 - murdac (09/09/2012) [+] (10 replies)
There is a difference between nazist and racist
User avatar #6 to #5 - stormcloaks (09/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 - shairou (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I picked Redguard cause I wanted to live the Thug Life
#311 - Kew (09/10/2012) [-]
**Kew rolls 33**
**Kew rolls 33**
User avatar #68 - shadowbloodedge (09/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)
See when it comes to the political realities in Skryrim I look at it in a pro/con situation. I see the Stormcloaks as the American Colonists. The colonists fled because of religious persecution from the English and the believed they should worship and live as the wish which is just what the Stormcloaks want.

When Talos was banned everyone knew the Nords would flip, you can't just ban a God-King that the people have been looking up to for thousands of years. I personally believe The Thalmor banned Talos in pure spite of the fact that the Nords and Elves never saw eye to eye and were at constant battle.

The Empire really has no choice in the matter ethier, when the White-Gold Concordant was signed the Empire became The Thalmors puppet I'm pretty sure alot of the Imperials and other races are just as angry about the Talos problem but don't want to go to war with the elves again or risk losing the Empire entirely.

The main ideology of the Stormcloaks is that the Empire is just a puppet and they are right at that, they know that The Thalmor shouldnt be interfering in Empire affairs and that Talos has every right to be a God. This is why I back the Stormcloaks, they are freedom fighters trying to protect what was rightfuly theres to start with. However I disagree with Ulfrics Hitler-style racial discrimination that only Nords should be allowed in Skyrim.

When it comes to the Legion, they are just doing their job sadly some of them are opposed to doing it whilst others, such as General Tullius, are willing and even happy to oblige the Thalmor. I disagree with the Imperials about having to ban Talos worship but I do strongly agree on them saying Skyrim is for everyone.

Tl;DR: I agree with the Stormcloaks minus the racism.
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#25 - bigmanblue ONLINE (09/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
rebel scum
Im an empire man myself
cos i understand why they banned the worship of talos and i understand that the stromcloaks are just playing into the thalmors hands
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#134 - illegalmexican (09/10/2012) [-]
**illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at troll ball ** How i feel
**illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at troll ball ** How i feel
#400 - meteorswarm (09/10/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Am I the only one who chose the imperial legion?
#38 - thepandaking (09/09/2012) [+] (21 replies)
I want to know why people would choose stormcloak, and really why. Because to me I always hear them saying "those damn elves" or "when the imperials signed the treaty, they shamed us all!" basically blaming the imperials for not choosing for the human race to go extinct.
I mean if the Stormcloak "army" went up against the Thalmor.... **** I don't know what would happen but nothing good.
Don't get me wrong the Thalmor are assholes and deserve to die, but the Imperials are trying to do what's right.(I also don't see many racist imperials... just sayin')
~rant complete
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#444 - vorack **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I really hated them both, I kind of wished I could just conquer everyone and rule with an Orcalchium fist.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
My Housecarl's Face When I said we need to take over the world Pinky
I really hated them both, I kind of wished I could just conquer everyone and rule with an Orcalchium fist.









My Housecarl's Face When I said we need to take over the world Pinky
User avatar #187 - coolioplasm ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I was an Argonian Stormcloak once. "Why's a lizard want to join the Stormcloaks?"
Well at least he addressed me by my name... My name is Lee-Zard
#50 - dalemc (09/09/2012) [-]
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