Life to do list. Genius.. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. Major in Life to do list Genius Wear shirt that says "Life " Hand out lemons on street corner Hire two private investigators Get them follow each other Major in
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Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet Berthe all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name tn Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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#2 - contaminatedwin
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(09/09/2012) [-]
>Hand out lemons wearing "Life" shirt
>Cave Johnson burns down house with lemons
#99 to #2 - cutolorionero
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User avatar #10 to #2 - thisweirdguybehind
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Oh god, I love portal soo much.
#14 to #2 - inkfox
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User avatar #50 to #14 - Akwardweirdo
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(09/10/2012) [-]
sauce?
#76 to #50 - combatfrogs
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Portal 2.
#87 - licestr
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(09/10/2012) [-]
To do list:
Buy:
>Donuts
>Donut holes
>Glue
#90 to #87 - potatotown
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(09/10/2012) [-]
why not just divide by 0 while you're at it?
#153 to #90 - MrMeatStick
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i love tony kornheiser
i love tony kornheiser
#30 - squidamon
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Empty windex, fill with Blue gatorade, drink in public.
Empty windex, fill with Blue gatorade, drink in public.
#150 to #30 - andyshandy
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"I filled it with blue Gatorade. I just do that to freak people out."
#84 to #30 - livinglegacy
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Empty blue gatorade, fill with Windex. Drink in public. They'll never know.
#4 - Kirbyman
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(09/09/2012) [-]
To do list

CATCH THEM ALL
#5 to #4 - demixas
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(09/09/2012) [-]
**demixas rolled user coolponyboy ** Perfagly hi
User avatar #100 to #4 - wrpen
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(09/10/2012) [-]
>set out on quest to catch all pokemon in the game
>realize I have no friends, which means no charmander or squirtle...
#167 - guychre
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#35 - CJT
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"Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public"   
   
   
implying it's bad to just eat the MAYO!
"Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public"


implying it's bad to just eat the MAYO!
#57 - StormEagle
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(09/10/2012) [-]
my teacher once made all the answers b for one of his tests. he laughed and laughed as the students panicked erasing answers and trying to cheat off the other
my teacher once made all the answers b for one of his tests. he laughed and laughed as the students panicked erasing answers and trying to cheat off the other
#37 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Op's to do list:
[x] Repost
#39 to #37 - tehbestever [OP]
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You forgot sucking dick.

Let me go do that real quick.
#40 to #39 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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I think this is what you were looking for OP.
I think this is what you were looking for OP.
#41 to #40 - tehbestever [OP]
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Thanks, now let me suck my dick. I crave for it.
#42 to #41 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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Don't be like that OP. You can get through this. Your dick doesn't control you, you control your dick.
Don't be like that OP. You can get through this. Your dick doesn't control you, you control your dick.
#43 to #42 - tehbestever [OP]
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But I need to. If I don't suck it, it breaks the universe.
#44 to #43 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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The council will not allow it.
#45 to #44 - tehbestever [OP]
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Even if the council doesn't allow it, I still want to do it.
#55 - tablespoons
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LoL, nice OC
Creative and original
Those ideas are just so damn cool, where did you come up with them
/end sarcasm
#56 to #55 - tehbestever [OP]
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Cool, thanks for sharing your opinion.

Now who will go next?
User avatar #59 to #56 - wutangconspirator
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(09/10/2012) [-]
this is a repost so i don't see what you're trying to get with that
User avatar #61 to #59 - tehbestever [OP]
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I know it is. I'm not trying to get with anything. Reposts or not, it's pretty funny and I decided to post it again.
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#58 to #56 - tablespoons
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To be honest, its not even remotely surprising. I really don't want to go to this site because of the overinflation of thumbs, which causes a spam of ****** OC made by regulars (thumbed by the people who've been here a while) and the endless stream of the same burnt content (thumbed by all the new people). I come here, see old ****, see ****** new ****, but I never learn, and I can never stay away.
To be honest, its not even remotely surprising. I really don't want to go to this site because of the overinflation of thumbs, which causes a spam of ****** OC made by regulars (thumbed by the people who've been here a while) and the endless stream of the same burnt content (thumbed by all the new people). I come here, see old ****, see ****** new ****, but I never learn, and I can never stay away.
User avatar #60 to #58 - tehbestever [OP]
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Go to the boards. PT14 or random are good places to go. They keep you entertained for hours at a time and it's a cool place to talk to people. I personally go to PT14 but that's just me.
#160 - zzzbrabbitzzz
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(09/10/2012) [-]
someone's been reading JD's blog
someone's been reading JD's blog