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Life to do list

Genius.

Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet Berthe all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name tn Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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#2 - contaminatedwin (09/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Hand out lemons wearing "Life" shirt
>Cave Johnson burns down house with lemons
#87 - licestr ONLINE (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
To do list:
Buy:
>Donuts
>Donut holes
>Glue
#30 - squidamon (09/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Empty windex, fill with Blue gatorade, drink in public.
Empty windex, fill with Blue gatorade, drink in public.
#4 - Kirbyman ONLINE (09/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
To do list

CATCH THEM ALL
#167 - guychre ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
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#35 - CJT (09/10/2012) [-]
"Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public"   
   
   
implying it's bad to just eat the MAYO!
"Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public"


implying it's bad to just eat the MAYO!
#57 - StormEagle (09/10/2012) [-]
my teacher once made all the answers b for one of his tests. he laughed and laughed as the students panicked erasing answers and trying to cheat off the other
my teacher once made all the answers b for one of his tests. he laughed and laughed as the students panicked erasing answers and trying to cheat off the other
#37 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Op's to do list:
[x] Repost
#55 - tablespoons (09/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
LoL, nice OC
Creative and original
Those ideas are just so damn cool, where did you come up with them
/end sarcasm
#160 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/10/2012) [-]
someone's been reading JD's blog
someone's been reading JD's blog
#70 - cainisable (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #62 - whiteblob (09/10/2012) [-]
well this is a bucket list.
Have sex with a bucket.

Draw a face on a bucket and have sex with it.

Fill a bucket with popcorn, drill a hole in it and go to the movies with your best gal.

Fill a bucket with popcorn, drill a hole in it and go to the movies by yourself.

Fill a bucket with water, line the edge with paper, then take a dump in it.

Put a bucket on your head and go skydiving.

Have sex with two women while holding a bucket.

Fill a bucket with apple sauce and pretend you're having sex with an extraterrestrial woman.

Join the circus, dress up like a clown, fill a bucket with confetti and throw it at the audience, surprising and delighting them in the process.
#105 - redwolfradolf (09/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
To do:
>Become genetic engineer

>invent way for girls to have wolf and cat ears.
User avatar #91 - absolyst (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Get opaque jar of any kind, preferably plastic
Clean it out completely, put some nutella in it
Go to a crowded public restroom
Walk in, glance around suspiciously, jar held in one hand, giant spoon in the other
Enter a stall, slam it closed, lock it
Pretend (or actually) take a **** while making as many noises as possible, both orally and anally
Finish your business, remember not to flush
Kick the door open with your pants still unzipped, eating out of the jar with a crazed look in your eyes
Walk out of there like the badass you've become
User avatar #68 - codyxvasco (09/10/2012) [+] (10 replies)
**codyxvasco rolls 9**

The numbers of cares i give about this being a repost.
User avatar #85 to #82 - codyxvasco (09/10/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 0**

If it's a nine I don't give any ***** , if it's a zero I'd give a million ***** .
#7 - ninjapirate (09/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>mfw my mom's name is Stacey.
>mfw my mom's name is Stacey.
User avatar #9 to #7 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
it would only matter if your name was stacy
#166 - iktpq (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
dr acula :)
#158 - dantastic (09/10/2012) [-]
if you major in philosophy, you are pretty much going to be asking people if they want fries with that.
#78 - gravegraffiti (09/10/2012) [-]
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#26 - mrkittens (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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