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Things to confront zombies with comp

Things to confront zombies with comp. I found this while stumbling link to actual comp couldnt find on this site. Mill m Elli}! " Sill DO You SEE WHAT THAT KATA

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#4 - pmilooo (09/09/2012) [-]
I think the best thing to do if there was a zombie apocalypse is get on a boat and learn to fish
User avatar #33 to #4 - basspandemic (09/09/2012) [-]
Zombie fish.
User avatar #320 to #4 - Keat ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Zombies in water
Contaminate water
Contaminate fish
Contaminate you
#431 to #320 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
I'd say it's gonna take more than one zombie to contaminate the ocean, I'm not sure what you think of zombies, but I prefer to think the infection travels by blood.
#6 to #4 - yomommabinshoppin (09/09/2012) [-]
zombies have no need to breathe, they'll just take an under water walk and climb up onto the boat
(1st pirates of the carribean if you have seen it)
User avatar #17 to #6 - Faz (09/09/2012) [-]
Zombies have no concept of swimming so they would be either walking on the bottom of the seabed or floating around aimlessly.
User avatar #9 to #6 - pmilooo (09/09/2012) [-]
But if you have a big boat they can't climb on, Ahh? Ahh?
#495 to #6 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
The water pressure would crush them before they got to an island. The deeper they have to walk through the more weight they will have above them either driving them into the soft seabed or turning them into contamination pancakes. Why they would go in the water in the first place is beyond me.
User avatar #386 to #6 - cshp ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
That would hasten their decaying quite a bit. It would accelerate it to a point where zombies wouldn't be a problem.
User avatar #5 to #4 - dabronydude (09/09/2012) [-]
live on an oil rig or something and live of the sea with small farms would work right?
#45 to #5 - waffies (09/09/2012) [-]
actually, conceptually getting a series of tanker/carrier ships and farming on them is more ideal for the purpose of seasonal travel and potential salvaging voyages. Pic rather unrelated but kinda neat
#146 to #4 - captaindildo (09/09/2012) [-]
I live on an island inhabited by 150 people, I'm not too ****** .
#194 to #146 - raptosaurus (09/09/2012) [-]
In this case, it is not zombies that you must fear.
#196 to #194 - captaindildo (09/09/2012) [-]
I'm Norwegian, how'd you guess?
#19 - rotosushi (09/09/2012) [-]
what about that armband pistol sword thing? how would you reload? one bullet at a time?
User avatar #43 to #19 - waffies (09/09/2012) [-]
yeah it was pretty silly, but it's not a real item, someone just shopped the gun on there. My buddy has two of those armblades though
#3 - fuperbooper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Just so you know, that emergency bullet is for suicide.
You're welcome.
#144 to #3 - captaindildo (09/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #193 to #3 - sniperfusion (09/09/2012) [-]
you just blew my mind
User avatar #329 to #193 - Bunnygoeslawl (09/10/2012) [-]
or did you blow your own?
#138 - imadethisforyou (09/09/2012) [-]
its all fun and games until someone needs to reload
User avatar #160 to #138 - fuzzyballs (09/09/2012) [-]
they have those plastic things for those british World War 2 revolvers, to reload all 6 bullets at once
User avatar #259 to #160 - ccamp (09/09/2012) [-]
or in this case, 18
#322 - localbees (09/10/2012) [-]
I'm prepared.
#181 - Sandisky (09/09/2012) [-]
Someone didn't think this one through while shooping it

(you can't put a magazine in the gun)
#204 to #181 - anon (09/09/2012) [-]
It's a single shot :b
#151 - wootshop (09/09/2012) [-]
anyone else think so?
cuz of the front and all
#35 - basspandemic (09/09/2012) [-]
The most important weapon.
#389 - girguy (09/10/2012) [-]
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7 inches to a tank of gas
User avatar #444 to #389 - soulthename (09/10/2012) [-]
one problem.... its a Ford
#81 - ieatyououtaldaylon (09/09/2012) [-]
Why not just make one of these
#18 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
#316 - zenagirl (09/10/2012) [-]
My weapon of choice

User avatar #351 to #316 - goatkamikaze (09/10/2012) [-]
The scope is kinda blocking the knife. Unless you did some kind of stupid looking robot arm slash, this is how you would look
User avatar #426 to #351 - garentei (09/10/2012) [-]
dafuq are you talking about
User avatar #477 to #351 - zenagirl (09/10/2012) [-]
It's a ******* scope on a knife I didn't know this website was SeriousJunk
#483 to #477 - goatkamikaze (09/10/2012) [-]
jesus, dude, you need to chill out.

You yell at me for making a joke and assuming im serious, when you're the one who's serious because you can't take a joke. I'm suprised you lasted this long on the internet.
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#486 to #485 - goatkamikaze (09/10/2012) [-]
Good..... Goood.....   
 But i really wanted to use this gif :(
Good..... Goood.....
But i really wanted to use this gif :(

#197 - atomicjohn (09/09/2012) [-]
my weapon of choice
User avatar #239 to #197 - ragethefreak (09/09/2012) [-]
youd be ****** .
#496 to #197 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
Battlefield Friends (Happy Hour) - Tugs Life

Now all you need to do is unlock the bipod!
(Watch the ending)
User avatar #244 to #197 - MisfitsFan (09/09/2012) [-]
Because you can.
#107 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
The only thing I'll be using in a zombie apocalypse.
#129 to #107 - tacolisious (09/09/2012) [-]
Still come back, though.
User avatar #109 to #107 - leapinglizard (09/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #123 to #109 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Zombies actually used to legitimately scare me. Other horror movies didn't scare me in the slightest, even as a kid, but zombie movies always got me. I'm mostly over it now, I can watch zombie movies no problem, but if there was a real zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be able to handle it. But that's the only apocalypse I would cop out of.
User avatar #133 to #123 - leapinglizard (09/09/2012) [-]
why cop out when you can just take out as many of the ******* as possible
#152 to #133 - xnotcreative (09/09/2012) [-]
I'm actually kinda worried about this generation... it seems like so many of you are completely willing to kill your neighbours, and that the only thing you need is an excuse to actually kill them.
User avatar #158 to #152 - leapinglizard (09/09/2012) [-]
im 100 willing to kill my neighbors if they are zombies because they are not alive nor will they ever be themselves again i would be doing them a favor by rekilling them so that they in turn do not kill anyone they might have loved... also im 22 years old... this generation?
#178 to #158 - xnotcreative (09/09/2012) [-]
I assumed you were around 14-16 like most of the users on this site, my bad.

I also assumed you meant the kinda zombie that became a zombie through some sort of virus, not the ones that come out from their graves, which I assumed you meant.

Think about it like this: IF a zombie outbreak were to happen, and zombies would pop out of their graves, the government would close off all areas around cemeteries and sweep them clean. You wouldn't be able to kill a single zombie, and the outbreak would be over within a week.

If I'm wrong, and you're talking about an infection that goes around, turning your neighbours into zombies, then yeah, you'd be killing people you know, and if you can stomach that, without any feelings of remorse, then... I'm not sure what to tell you, but I would recommend you to a psychologist. If you CAN'T stomach that, then you're just going to go insane, and fortify yourself in a small corner of your home, wishing everything would go back to normal, or that your death will be swift and clean.
User avatar #304 to #178 - leapinglizard (09/10/2012) [-]
im on the border kinda part about that i could stomach it but keep my sanity knowing that if its me or the zombies im not gonna let them kill my family... im not looking to kill my friend's or family but if it comes to survival of my loved ones i will protect them with the knowledge in my mind that the ones attacking us are no longer the ones they used to be and all they want to do is kill and eat me or the people in my group and if they knew what they were doing i hope they would want me to kill them as well
#335 to #304 - xnotcreative (09/10/2012) [-]
Implying your family wouldn't be infected. What would you do when your parents do become infected? I dunno about you, but I'd rather pull the trigger on myself then kill the woman who gave up everything to raise me.
User avatar #340 to #335 - leapinglizard (09/10/2012) [-]
personally i know my mother would rather me shoot her if she became a zombie because she wouldnt want to hurt others... yea i would be mentally scarred but i know its what she would want... and also implying that me and my family have preparations for end of the world type stuff i.e. guns ammo MRE (meals ready to eat) water generators bunker gas the works
User avatar #165 to #133 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Because that would mean I would either turn into one or being eaten alive by them. And be forced to kill my friends and family, which isn't something I want to do.
User avatar #168 to #165 - leapinglizard (09/09/2012) [-]
or be a badass with a grenade.... defending your loved ones and instantly becomeing a hero that they deserve
User avatar #170 to #168 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I don't know about you but I don't have any grenades lying around.
User avatar #171 to #170 - leapinglizard (09/09/2012) [-]
i do.....
User avatar #368 to #123 - mikesike (09/10/2012) [-]
ever seen return of the living dead?
User avatar #398 to #368 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
No. But Night of the Living Dead was the first zombie movie I ever saw I think and I was pretty young at the time which I'm pretty sure it where the fear stems from.
User avatar #481 to #398 - mikesike (09/10/2012) [-]
well return of the living dead is a movie with unkillable zombies so that scared me.
User avatar #482 to #481 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I see, all I know about it is it's more of a comedy and the zombies talk n **** .
User avatar #488 to #482 - mikesike (09/11/2012) [-]
yeah one said they eat brains to stop the pain of being dead
User avatar #407 - dtcrawl (09/10/2012) [-]
Zombie? I need this stuff to keep the gays out of my front yard

please get my sarcasm
#421 to #407 - wtflolboy (09/10/2012) [-]
i love you omg
i love you omg
#425 to #407 - mammothsquirts (09/10/2012) [-]
i get it. thumb for you!
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User avatar #359 to #341 - myjeren (09/10/2012) [-]
I used to think it'd be an awesome occurrence but after playing the Walking Dead game I was like, **** !
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#23 - jimandtonic (09/09/2012) [-]
#68 - Rellikthebrit (09/09/2012) [-]
Am i the only one who secretly wants this to happen so i can go around shooting all the assholes who clog up my fb with yolo.
#93 to #68 - anon (09/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #149 to #68 - clasp (09/09/2012) [-]
If most people become a zombie that easy, you probably won't have it so easy.
#445 to #149 - tehbawz (09/10/2012) [-]
Who said they needed to be a zombie for me to shoot them.
Who said they needed to be a zombie for me to shoot them.
#293 to #68 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (09/10/2012) [-]
But what if YOU become a zombie, and by sheer chance the 'facebook assholes' survive?

Also, dude... Learn to unfriend people, or hide them from your news feed.
User avatar #70 to #68 - tonyxx (09/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for making me feel not crazy
#8 - blasthardcheese (09/09/2012) [-]
ITT:Zombie survival kits
Range Rover Tangi- Worked on a bunch of pissed off frankies, will work on zombies.
.22 Rife- Not the best, granted, but the most common rifle in my country (N.Ireland).
Axe- Blunt end for bludgeoning, sharp end for chopping, multi-use weapon.
Hatchet- Close-range zombie ****** .
Crowbar- Personal favorite, again, will serve as a close range weapon, but also prying open crates of food/ammo.

Post yours! Be as realistic as possible.
User avatar #27 to #8 - superunclesam (09/09/2012) [-]
Full sized suppressed 9mm (wide abundance of ammo, especially subsonic) probably glock 17 due to widely available magazines for glocks.
Back up pistol (My Sigarms P229 .357/.40) and magazines.
A suppressed, tactical 5.56X45, 16" barrel (or shorter if I can get one in the future) AR-15 style rifle (AR-15 has an easily available and wide variety of parts and magazines).
A Ka-Bar combat knife.
One of those neat multi-tools you see above that's like a hatchet, crowbar, hammer combo.
User avatar #37 to #8 - GhandisPimpCane (09/09/2012) [-]
A .22 ruger since i know how to clean and strip the rifle, also .22 rounds are cheap abudant and light. I would have a tomahawk due to it being light and of course a weapon. Still debating on the pistol if i should go .22 so i can use same ammo, a 9mm quite common and light, .45 because somewhat common and one headshot would end a zombie no matter what. Last but not least a good bike
#24 to #8 - chest (09/09/2012) [-]
A 12 gauge, a .308, snub-nose .32 for concealment in case of savages, a boot-knife, and a corwbar. Pretty realistic seeing as how I have them all minus the .32.
User avatar #36 to #8 - fuckya (09/09/2012) [-]
A DMR, (dont really care what type most likely a MK14 because America) for those longer distance rapid shots.
Beretta, throwing axes (cqb + distance if needed). and a Hatchet or tomahawk (not because of CoD but because its a great multipurpose weapon).
User avatar #76 to #8 - odonnell (09/09/2012) [-]
Bike: I cycle a lot, Doesn't use fuel like a car, easy to repair, doesn't require keys to start, makes next to no noise and can fit through most openings. Con- You'll get wet if its raining and you cant knock down the infected.
Tikka 6.5x55: Already own one for game hunting near Stirling.
Pocket Multi-tool: Repairs and smaller build work.
Baseball Bat + Some nails: Close range mauling.
User avatar #162 to #8 - aBlindMoron (09/09/2012) [-]
.22 hunting rifle (incredibly common; so is ammo)
.22 snub-nosed revolver with a suppressor
A katana
User avatar #215 to #162 - Charizard (09/09/2012) [-]
Suppressors don't work on revolvers except for glorious Nagant M1895.
User avatar #234 to #215 - aBlindMoron (09/09/2012) [-]
... I'll use a pillow, then.
User avatar #208 to #8 - sniperfusion (09/09/2012) [-]
i have a dragon i can just fly over them and fire breath them as im shooting them with my crossbow
i have trained for it for 5 years and is now able to resist RUS ROH DAH shouts
#12 to #8 - nahingerii (09/09/2012) [-]
We live in the same country sir
User avatar #15 to #12 - blasthardcheese (09/09/2012) [-]
Cool! From what part do you hail?
#49 to #15 - nahingerii (09/09/2012) [-]
/Glengormley (Belfast) you?
User avatar #491 to #49 - blasthardcheese (09/11/2012) [-]
Sorry, bit late, toward Newry.
User avatar #10 to #8 - hitterdude (09/09/2012) [-]
melee weapon-stick
gun-a bb gun
User avatar #221 to #10 - sniperfusion (09/09/2012) [-]
the awkward moment when i live in Australia and you are only aloud semi-automatic guns
but i have a machette and many paintball guns
#167 - gameshredder (09/09/2012) [-]
MFW Chainsaw Katana.
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