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tonight! _ _ ild hang
out again. sometime : l 1
tonight!
Aug IT. 21312 2: 32 AM
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Aug 17, 2012 12: 45 PM
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Aug 17, 2012 11: 23 AM
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User avatar #398 - tigerpaws (09/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I've had a problem like this for a while now. There's this guy who's real creepy. he hangs around with these 2 twelve year olds, goes everywhere with them. he always comes into my workplace, confessing his love and freaking out till the kids drag him away. he's like 6 feet tall and never opens his eyes, very sketchy. I mean come on all, I want to do is heal pokemon, and I got this jackass to deal with!
User avatar #487 to #398 - wooyoungkim (09/09/2012) [-]
Well done
User avatar #400 to #398 - inkythesquid (09/09/2012) [-]
4/10
User avatar #477 to #400 - zapdospkmn (09/09/2012) [-]
I wish I could red thumb you harder -_-
User avatar #511 to #477 - jettripleseven (09/09/2012) [-]
HE HAS OPINIONS, KILL HIM!
User avatar #445 to #398 - zapdospkmn (09/09/2012) [-]
You should call the cops! Oh wait, he might hurt himself in his confusion.
You may have all my interwebz and this thumb sir!





can you see what i did up there? Good, me neither.
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User avatar #456 to #450 - zapdospkmn (09/09/2012) [-]
Call the gym leader. Oh wait you said you're in Celadon right... Might be a problem there to. There might be to much ATTRACTion to her as well.


I'm not very good with the puns today sadly.
User avatar #458 to #456 - tigerpaws (09/09/2012) [-]
sorry I deleted my comment. I was trying to fix a grammar error and failed

damn I'm stupid
User avatar #463 to #458 - zapdospkmn (09/09/2012) [-]
Grammar will kill ya!
#468 to #398 - gameandwatched (09/09/2012) [-]
MFW drinking and reading this   
   
   
   
You may have my internet, you fine son of a bitch.
MFW drinking and reading this



You may have my internet, you fine son of a bitch.
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#402 to #398 - dethguard (09/09/2012) [-]
10/10
User avatar #411 to #402 - jettripleseven (09/09/2012) [-]
no, funnyjunk, let's not start rating comments
User avatar #421 to #411 - ravarshi (09/09/2012) [-]
Isn't that EXACTLY what thumbs are? Ratings?
User avatar #435 to #421 - jettripleseven (09/09/2012) [-]
Yes, so let's not start re-thumbing comments, is what I'm saying.
#442 to #411 - anonymousattorney (09/09/2012) [-]
2/10.
2/10.
User avatar #446 to #442 - zapdospkmn (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't tell if making fun of jettripleseven of posted in the wrong reply.
User avatar #449 to #446 - anonymousattorney (09/09/2012) [-]
It's just me being a smartass.
User avatar #457 to #449 - zapdospkmn (09/09/2012) [-]
But are you rating the original comment or the reply.
User avatar #460 to #457 - anonymousattorney (09/09/2012) [-]
The reply.
User avatar #465 to #460 - zapdospkmn (09/09/2012) [-]
Ah ok then I will NOT red thumb you good sir
#422 to #398 - onemanstand (09/09/2012) [-]
Dear 			*******		 lord, someone give this man a medal made out of masterballs
Dear ******* lord, someone give this man a medal made out of masterballs
#223 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
My freind had a problem like this, but he was too nice a guy to shoot her down. It went on for about a year-ish.

One night we were on Skype, chilling out, playing Borderlands, **** was cash. She was messaging her, he was moaning to me about it. I asked him if we should add her to the convo - he wasn't sure, but for the lulz I tried to phone her.

The ringing went on for ages, and so when it stopped I assumed it had timed out. I told my friend she hadn't answered, and for about two hours we played our game, thinking it was just us two.

Turns out, she had answered; and for about two hours, she sat, silent, listening in to my bro and I wreck **** up in Borderlands. We only found out when her facebook chat beeped and I minimzied Borderlands to see she had been listening in for two hours.

It was legitimately the creepiest thing anyone I've known has ever done.
#315 to #223 - llamagaga (09/09/2012) [-]
MFW Borderlands   
   
9 days till sequel YEAHHHH
MFW Borderlands

9 days till sequel YEAHHHH
User avatar #154 - cyanskater (09/09/2012) [-]
You think that's bad?
I had the same problem, except with a gay guy. Me being straight.
Someone tell me if you want me to screencap his fb messages...
User avatar #280 to #154 - HarvietheDinkle (09/09/2012) [-]
do eet
User avatar #424 to #154 - lillamy (09/09/2012) [-]
More! I'm curious!
User avatar #157 to #154 - atomicberserker (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh my god yes
User avatar #259 to #154 - cyanskater (09/09/2012) [-]
Wait guys, he has messaged me over a thousand times. He's also a beta fag.
User avatar #374 to #259 - tigerpaws (09/09/2012) [-]
how so?
User avatar #158 to #154 - andreslah (09/09/2012) [-]
I tell you
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#176 to #154 - siq (09/09/2012) [-]
For the love of God, do it.
< pic not related
User avatar #159 to #154 - trollwoopnazi (09/09/2012) [-]
inb4 obvious fake
#335 to #154 - cyanskater (09/09/2012) [-]
Here's just one example to prove legitimacy, I gotta go somewhere though, I'll upload the whole story as content soon and inform you guys
#349 to #335 - boredomavenger (09/09/2012) [-]
I can already tell this will be priceless after he said the word "coolsome"
#703 to #335 - Rascal (09/13/2012) [-]
[4 days later]
Surely OP will deliver.
User avatar #160 to #154 - austinsaget (09/09/2012) [-]
Do it faggot.
#130 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
Bit of a long story, but it's the only "overly-attached" one I have.
So my Freshman year of high school, there was this weird asian kid in my class who would honestly not speak a single word to anyone. That being said, I never talked to him in my life. That summer, I got a friend request from him on Facebook, so I accepted it and just assumed he was shy and couldn't speak well in person. Then he started liking and commenting on everything I posted. Then he would send me messages saying "oh hey i liked your status" and such. Then it got to the point where I had to delete him. He said he was sorry, and told me he'd had a crush on me for a while. I told him it's not that big of a deal, but to just stop sending so many messages. Then it got worse. He would message me EVERY day. He would tell me how he saw me walk past his classroom in school, how he got a paper to grade with my handwriting on it, and he said it was nice. Then one day he told me he loves me. Remember the fact that I've never spoken to him in my life. Then he starts writing me love notes and giving them to my friends to pass on to me. They made absolutely no sense, and at that point I was a bit scared to be honest. I told him numerous times "please, i don't like you, leave me alone", and such as polite as possible. Then it got to the point where I just said "Leave me the **** alone", and I didn't get another message from him. Later that day my friends were all telling me how he walked in front of a car and tried to kill himself, but his friends pulled him out of the road. I have Chemistry class with him now. Fabulous.
TLDR; psycho kid tried to kill himself when i told him to leave me alone
User avatar #139 to #130 - jasonvgrace ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
So...what happened from there?
User avatar #141 to #139 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
nothing. i try to stay as far away from as him as possible, that's about it.
User avatar #142 to #141 - jasonvgrace ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Well as long as you don't feel sorry for him it should be okay.
User avatar #144 to #142 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
oh no, i don't. i gave him too many chances to feel sorry for him.
User avatar #177 to #130 - socrat (09/09/2012) [-]
ur 22 still in highschool..
#283 to #177 - HarvietheDinkle (09/09/2012) [-]
Because it's not possible to lie on the internet
User avatar #180 to #177 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
I set all of my ages at 1990 (i believe) so I can remember it, since I'm not over the age of eighteen.
#399 to #180 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
I do the same thing....


pedobear

love me

I'm the asian kid, from chemisty

we'd make cute rice ball children
User avatar #404 to #399 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
hey man

don't joke about that ****

it's scary
User avatar #206 to #180 - socrat (09/09/2012) [-]
cool and u got a blue text name so u joined fj like at 11 y.o..bad ass
#395 to #206 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
Why does it matter? I don't see an age requirement anywhere on this site.
User avatar #161 to #130 - austinsaget (09/09/2012) [-]
May i ask guy or girl?
User avatar #169 to #161 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
I am of female origin.
#173 to #169 - waffies (09/09/2012) [-]
Only origin? What are you now then?





#175 to #173 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
i'm awesome, that's what i am.
i'm awesome, that's what i am.
#182 to #175 - waffies (09/09/2012) [-]
it now occurs to me i have a massive reaction folder but have somehow failed to save a single "Deal with it" image besides this one, and there's so many with the sunglasses.
#183 to #182 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
Hm. I think that's the only one I have as well.
Hm. I think that's the only one I have as well.
User avatar #170 to #169 - austinsaget (09/09/2012) [-]
I see.
User avatar #134 to #130 - fuzzyballs (09/09/2012) [-]
so there's an asian kid who "would honestly not speak a single word to anyone"
and in the end his friends pulled him out of the road

explain how that works?
User avatar #135 to #134 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
well in my class he wouldn't. i'm assuming he had some sort of friends.
User avatar #136 to #135 - fuzzyballs (09/09/2012) [-]
you're excused
#285 to #134 - HarvietheDinkle (09/09/2012) [-]
They communicate by telepathy.
User avatar #179 to #130 - waffies (09/09/2012) [-]
Randomly similar story i got from my friend (similar in little quite person out of nowhere). She's a Junior in High School and very much pretty but not the popular girl around, and not a slut. Out of nowhere she gets messages from a small, albino looking kid in 9th grade basically begging her for sex. She turned him down and he turned into a psychopath. Threatening to rape her for getting his hopes up and such.

I think i like how your story ended better. Nobody died and kid hopefully learned his lesson. This kid... dunno if that's happening
User avatar #181 to #179 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
good lord that's absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #184 to #181 - waffies (09/09/2012) [-]
ALSO My friend is a Taekwondoe (sorry if i got that wrong) brownbelt and a wrestler and this kid is rather teeny-tiny, so the threats are basically just a little nutjob, but yes, scary
User avatar #185 to #184 - PedoBearFTW (09/09/2012) [-]
No, this kid never threatened anything like that but it was still scary.
#56 - itazz (09/09/2012) [-]
That message saying 'hi' is all I have ever said to this kid.
User avatar #145 to #56 - ninjaspartan (09/09/2012) [-]
I wouldn't respond to that either.

I wouldn't know how. I'd need a translator first.
#72 to #56 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
hey guwjus :)
User avatar #73 to #56 - Burner (09/09/2012) [-]
Pls
User avatar #124 to #56 - totallycerealguy (09/09/2012) [-]
Taylor pls
User avatar #91 to #56 - pinkamenadiannepie (09/09/2012) [-]
You should try 'Hey , whats goin' on?"
#97 to #56 - lambofgodftw (09/09/2012) [-]
my friend literally had about 200 messages from this guy, all saying hi but my friend always ignored him, then facebook installed this 'seen' thing on chat...
User avatar #60 to #56 - cochmongler (09/09/2012) [-]
hey :)
User avatar #70 to #60 - duntazemebrah (09/09/2012) [-]
Hey :)
User avatar #147 to #70 - thewormking (09/09/2012) [-]
wat doinxx :)
User avatar #155 to #147 - duntazemebrah (09/09/2012) [-]
write back please
User avatar #80 to #56 - ninjalizards ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Wat doin xx :)
#82 to #56 - oreck (09/09/2012) [-]
MFW talking to girls
#12 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
This is a girl who used to message me on facebook. There is more if anyone wants it.
#87 to #12 - trandhal (09/09/2012) [-]
**** , I really really wanna read that, but for some reason I can't enlarge pictures anymore :( Just gets a white loadingbox and they never enlarge.

Ahwell, just gonna presume it's something really funny about a psycho chick and laugh with the rest of you.
User avatar #127 to #12 - ascian (09/09/2012) [-]
Why didn't you at least **** her (unless she's ugly/landwhale)? She obviously wanted your dick.
User avatar #462 to #127 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
Nope, don't stick your dick in crazy, dude.
User avatar #683 to #462 - ascian (09/09/2012) [-]
Was she ugly though?
User avatar #684 to #683 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
No, she pretty cute. She had made out with almost every guy I was bestfriends with, while drunk one night thou. So there's that.
User avatar #685 to #684 - ascian (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh.
#329 to #12 - jakeattack (09/09/2012) [-]
damnit what did you do to get that for some reason i would be okay with that
User avatar #447 to #329 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
Uh, I'm just gonna have to go into douche mode for this,

*Douche Mode Activated*

I'm a pretty handsome dude and I can be really funny and witty, girls really like that kinda stuff.

*Douche mode Unactivated*
#14 to #12 - moosewithcameltoe (09/09/2012) [-]
moar. I love seeing psycho chicks.
#17 to #14 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
Here ya go. Surprisingly hard to edit black boxs onto the picture with MS Paint. The next one is by far the best.
#22 to #17 - moosewithcameltoe (09/09/2012) [-]
ohgodmoar, I don't know why but these are so great to read.

<- epic wallpaper just for the lulz
#23 to #22 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
Final one coming up.
#26 to #23 - moosewithcameltoe (09/09/2012) [-]
These are pure gold, keep them coming

another wallpaper
#28 to #26 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
Im at my buddies house right now and he's playing Bioshock for the first time right now. What a coincidence.
Anyway, final one right here. And if anyone thinks I was being too harsh. I wasn't. This girl had sent my phone about 20 texts per message. Especially during the "Check your phone!" messages. I had to be straight forward with her because she wasn't getting the point.

Andddd here ya go.
#40 to #28 - ryukyukids (09/09/2012) [-]
"Please don't tell anyone"

HEY INTERNET!!!

but you get a thumb from me.
User avatar #30 to #28 - wolvesbrickwall (09/09/2012) [-]
"I prefer if we never spoke again."

That's ******* priceless.
#32 to #30 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
I had to say it again too. I think was the day before, or day of.
#44 to #32 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
good move op... cant trust those crazy chicks... you could have been be one word away from jail time...

rape
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User avatar #43 to #28 - Sinless (09/09/2012) [-]
That youth pastor thing just made it all make sense. Had a similar thing happen to me with some girl 4 years younger than me at my old church. She got my number off the church directory, told me she got it from a friend (a lie), and would not stop texting me. She even tried to give me a handjob in the ******* church when I ignored her, with Jesus watching and everything. Then the next Saturday I ended up sitting next to her in service, I fell asleep and woke up to her molesting me, with all the ******* church members around. Then when things got busy for me and I stopped showing up to church, she would text me at 9 in the morning asking if I stopped showing up because she intimidated me. Bitches be crazy.

I found out her parents were like some crazy puritists, so that explained it I guess. Something about overbearing strict christian parents makes their children crazy, who knew.
#286 to #28 - seniorpokeman (09/09/2012) [-]
"I need you to promise not to tell anyone"
lol, better post it on funnyjunk
#505 to #28 - sacredmagic (09/09/2012) [-]
Ice. Cold.
Ice. Cold.
User avatar #31 to #28 - richardw (09/09/2012) [-]
i feel bad for her :/ i would talk to her but thats just me lol
User avatar #64 to #31 - sirdaddysir (09/09/2012) [-]
Honest, genuine, and eager. Not bad qualities in a girl. But humans tend to senselessly prefer what they can't have, or at least a challenge. I would have definitely given her a chance, too.
User avatar #470 to #64 - drcookiemonster (09/09/2012) [-]
No, I think if you found yourself in that situation you would so the same. Crazy girls are... well, crazy.
#35 to #31 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
I wouldn't. Last time I trusted a chick that fits my ex's personality type nearly on the nose it ended up bitterly after being taken advantage of. Good idea for cookiemonster to ignore her, best to wait till the hormones level out a bit to see which ones can control themselves. I've learned that obsessive chicks just take what they want & then leave once the infatuation ends & I'm afraid that chick easily seems the type.
User avatar #36 to #35 - richardw (09/09/2012) [-]
sometimes it just feels good to feel wanted know what i mean?..
#485 to #23 - natedimes (09/09/2012) [-]
The word "talk" sounds weird to me now.
She says it so much.
User avatar #196 to #22 - Zaprowsdowa (09/09/2012) [-]
Thank you so much for this. :0
I've searched high and low for this wallpaper with good enough resolution and it's perfect!
A thumb has been delivered to you.
User avatar #29 to #17 - dasterdlygentleman (09/09/2012) [-]
all of you're messages..........
#54 to #29 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
your*
User avatar #694 to #54 - dasterdlygentleman (09/10/2012) [-]
that's what i was pointing out
#464 - zanekin (09/09/2012) [-]
After a girl sends you 6 messages without you replying once
After a girl sends you 6 messages without you replying once
User avatar #162 - thecarter (09/09/2012) [-]
I was at my high school football game with some buds, and some chick from the other school was there with her friend from my school, and I guess she took a liking of me because she was constantly asking me the same questions over and over and over, and eventually took my phone out of my pocket when I was sitting on the bleachers, from the bleacher behind me. Remember that I had never ever met this girl before. She looked at my phone and saw texts from another girl (my girlfriend) and was like whos this??? and I didnt even know she had my phone in the first place so I was like what in the flying **** are you doing with that but I was nicely like can I have that back please and was just creeped out for the night. But its not over, whenever I went to the bathroom she followed me without me knowing, and when I came out she was right ******* there...It made me jump, and she was like do I scare you??? I just had to go home after that because she wasnt leaving me alone. I got home and checked my texts and she had put her number in my phone when she stole it and texted me 10 times asking **** like "why did you leave?" "Where do you live because you live near my friend" and **** like that, then heres the good part. She texted my GIRLFRIEND when she had my phone saying that I think we should break up and my girlfriend called me crying saying that Im a terrible person and **** . I havent spoken to the her since. All this **** happened because of some dumb CUNT bitches be crazy
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#224 to #162 - corpsedolly (09/09/2012) [-]
Jesus christ... It disapoints me that there are girls like that in this world. It's 			*******		 embarassing to my gender.
Jesus christ... It disapoints me that there are girls like that in this world. It's ******* embarassing to my gender.
User avatar #364 to #224 - msvegeta (09/09/2012) [-]
Don't worry about it, there are plenty of guys like that too.

It's a strange breed of human not specific to any one gender.
#376 to #364 - corpsedolly (09/09/2012) [-]
Okay. It still rustles my jimmies that a girl did THAT to this kid. But I'll try to ignore it.
#189 to #162 - indigobob (09/09/2012) [-]
Bro, your story may be good, but nobody's going to read it if it is written as a block of text without commas and quotes.
User avatar #172 to #168 - thecarter (09/09/2012) [-]
yeah my bad I kinda got in the zone and kept going. If only I could do that for school ****
User avatar #178 to #172 - hentaisweetie (09/09/2012) [-]
I know the feeling.
#217 to #162 - anthraxpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
I'm corious now, you haven't talked with your girlfriend since then or with that scary girl?
User avatar #218 to #217 - thecarter (09/09/2012) [-]
Girlfriend dude, but its getting better ive been told she doesnt hate me anymore. I had witnesses that can testify and she knows it wasnt my fault so maybe itll go back to how it was
User avatar #220 to #218 - anthraxpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
that's quite though bro, anyways best of look for your relationship!
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#1 - darkrei (09/08/2012) [-]
seriously,how could anyone react like this to a girl being attached like that?

I mean..I'd be so happy if a girl actually talked to me...
User avatar #534 to #1 - eiad ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
because it's ******* annoying.. especially if you don't like the girl
User avatar #113 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/09/2012) [-]
hey
User avatar #115 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/09/2012) [-]
do you hate me darkrei
User avatar #211 to #1 - koobzacc (09/09/2012) [-]
the ass wasn't fat
User avatar #499 to #1 - Emblarks (09/09/2012) [-]
darkrei, I shipped you my boobs, it'll be in the mail tomorrow
please answer me
darkrei
srsly
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User avatar #432 to #1 - brittanyjpg (09/09/2012) [-]
hi i'm a girl and i'm talking to you let's be friends ok.
#423 to #365 - darkrei (09/09/2012) [-]
here you go
#5 to #1 - ovall (09/08/2012) [-]
still dealing with a crazy stalker chick. changed my number. moved. it's not fun
User avatar #3 to #1 - vwanyama (09/08/2012) [-]
You might think you'd want a girl like that but you seriously wouldn't. Keep your chin up bro.
User avatar #16 to #1 - bagguhsleep (09/09/2012) [-]
darkrei you're so cute
#25 to #16 - darkrei (09/09/2012) [-]
MFW I saw 5 notification and then saw what you did there.

yeah..you guys are all right,after all!
#27 to #16 - captainwow (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh god I lawled.
#88 to #16 - supermegasherman (09/09/2012) [-]
you clever **** .
#95 to #16 - dickthebutt (09/09/2012) [-]
Darkrai will be in your dreams, dont worry
User avatar #436 to #95 - darkrei (09/09/2012) [-]
if you ever mispell my name again,I'll kill you with a spoon.
#681 to #436 - dickthebutt (09/09/2012) [-]
Im not talking about darkrei, im talking about darkrai :(
#78 to #16 - goldenglimmer (09/09/2012) [-]
Holy 			****		, I almost just fell out of my chair.
Holy **** , I almost just fell out of my chair.
User avatar #140 to #16 - EdwardNigma (09/09/2012) [-]
Got yourself a good 10 levels right there.
User avatar #18 to #1 - bagguhsleep (09/09/2012) [-]
darkrei I'm gonna go take a shower
User avatar #19 to #1 - bagguhsleep (09/09/2012) [-]
darkrei why don't you answer me
#101 to #19 - samwilliam (09/09/2012) [-]
now the thumbs are outta wack. FJ's ocd is about to go crazy
#102 to #101 - darkrei (09/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#346 to #1 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
What if she's fat?
#497 to #1 - iamphoenix (09/09/2012) [-]
darkrei, I can be anybody you want
User avatar #9 to #1 - akinto (09/09/2012) [-]
Trust the non-virgins of FJ, a woman like that will just make your life miserable
#375 to #1 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #4 to #1 - scrumpy (09/08/2012) [-]
at least you have our thumbs, darkrei
User avatar #20 to #1 - bagguhsleep (09/09/2012) [-]
what did i do, darkrei
#41 to #1 - defeatawkwardness (09/09/2012) [-]
One learns very quickly exactly why these posts are scary when you live them. Because one day you find yourself with someone who physically can't be away from you but is also verbally abusive and a horrible person, who threatens to kill themselves if you try to get away, and even after you call the police on them and have them committed to a mental hospital, you still find yourself walking an hour and a half in Fargo winter to visit them because they lied on their emergency contact sheet and put you down and you feel guilty to leave them like that.

TL;DR, be careful what you wish for.
User avatar #213 to #1 - ruckallthefules (09/09/2012) [-]
I have been in the same situation as OP. It looks very fun and stuff. But when you think about it, she is not the girl you want. You would like a girl who's a bit harder to get and will start loving you after she's getting that you are different from the other people. Then you'll have the girl you really want.

Don't get deperate. Start looking for girls. Don't wait till tomorrow. Start now.
#215 to #1 - greasychesticles (09/09/2012) [-]
Maybe because she's clearly ******* insane?
User avatar #112 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/09/2012) [-]
hey darkrei hows it going
User avatar #116 to #112 - darkrei (09/09/2012) [-]
euh...fine?
User avatar #6 to #1 - blacklite (09/08/2012) [-]
It's balls. Trust me.
User avatar #114 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/09/2012) [-]
hey what are you doing darkrei
#351 to #1 - saxxophone (09/09/2012) [-]
I can make you happy. I can be anything you want me to be. Just love me. please
#121 to #1 - hurrdurka ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
OP is just a douchebag.
#13 to #1 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
i used to think id want a girl like that... but then i did. and no. you dont. its not fun.
User avatar #15 to #13 - imynameispooh (09/09/2012) [-]
It really does ******* suck. Makes your life living hell.
#528 to #1 - inetus (09/09/2012) [-]
My last girlfriend was like that, and let me tell you, it sucks. I learned to hate her as time went on. MFW I finally broke up with her
User avatar #150 to #1 - finni (09/09/2012) [-]
What if she's ugly?
#2 to #1 - kdiddlid (09/08/2012) [-]
Grow a ******* pair....
User avatar #118 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/09/2012) [-]
is that why you never text back dakrei
#440 to #1 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
it really depends on the girl, and in this case it is clear that she would be way too overly attached, to the point where her interest in you stops being cute and borderlines psychotic.
User avatar #37 to #1 - falxon (09/09/2012) [-]
u can have one but if u don't talk to her for 5 minutes she will have your head ( the one on your shoulders)
User avatar #385 to #1 - tomoya (09/09/2012) [-]
but she seems like a ******* cunt. she told him **** you when he is troubled by how sick his mom is
#701 to #1 - usernotavaliable (09/10/2012) [-]
MFW I read this entire conversation
#347 to #1 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
His mother has cancer
#648 to #1 - agrebx (09/09/2012) [-]
You wouldn't.

I'm as much of a forever alone-esque guy as most of you, yet there was one cute chick who ******* loved me. If you love her back - that's great. If you don't, then you will be ******* annoyed.

tl;dr: overly attached women are not as awesome as some people believe.
User avatar #252 to #1 - GTZ (09/09/2012) [-]
This ****** mentality is keeping the bitches away!
User avatar #501 to #1 - sacredmagic (09/09/2012) [-]
Because girls like that aren't worth the time or effort.
User avatar #21 to #1 - bagguhsleep (09/09/2012) [-]
I'm a guy but I can pretend for you, darkrei.
#521 - MrMeatStick (09/09/2012) [-]
why is she sorry for being more fun than a mom with cancer?
why is she sorry for being more fun than a mom with cancer?
User avatar #536 to #521 - TheUsername (09/09/2012) [-]
She's sorry because she didn't know his mom had cancer, and she wanted him spend more time with her instead. It's like giving respect.
example:
>your mom usually picks you up from school
>your mom dies
>dad starts picking you up now
>friend asks "how come i dont see your mom anymore?"
>"she died in a car accident"
>"im soo sorry bro, i didn't know"
#539 to #536 - MrMeatStick (09/09/2012) [-]
i was kinda joking..
i was kinda joking..
#542 to #539 - TheUsername (09/09/2012) [-]
oh, now i feel stupid ):
#484 - attractive (09/09/2012) [-]
Mfw people don't get that I don't want to talk to them after they message me every single day for 6 months without one ******* reply.
#345 - funnyslayer (09/09/2012) [-]
**funnyslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #995141 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** this is what he did insted of going to sleep
**funnyslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #995141 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** this is what he did insted of going to sleep
#348 to #345 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
Nova thread? :D
#120 - nucularwar (09/09/2012) [-]
seems like normal conversation to me
User avatar #74 - gggeee (09/09/2012) [-]
Since we're talking about crazy girls, I might aswell tell the story of The Redhead, as told by one of my counselors at camp.
The Redhead

Alright guys, one day I was at this party and I hooked up with this one redhead chick, she was crazy. Like ******* crazy really. So we were drinking, right? Yeah so she and I go upstairs and me bros give me this worried loo- wait ya'll are old enough for this, right? (We all answered yes) Sweet. So we go upstairs and I go to the bathroom to take a leak, when I come back out she goes in there real quick, rushed, almost suspicious, but I was drunk and horny so I waited outside, she comes out and says "Ready?" with hand cuffs and a strap on in hand.
I
Was *******
Scared
Like guys, you have no ******* Idea what the look on her face was. It was menacing and I nearly **** myself. I try the handle on the door. It locks from the outside. **** . She locked it. **** . I rush to the restroom to grab my phone, what I find could only be decribed as hell. My phone had been dissasembled down to the very last screw and had been submerged in the sink. Right as I realize this I hear the door handle break. I noticed a window the to the right of me, we're two stories up and I risk it.
I run like the mexican I am guys, I was so afraid I was going to get raped I wran 2 miles to the donut shop in the town center.
I haven't talked to her or seen her since.
Thank god
User avatar #152 to #74 - thecarter (09/09/2012) [-]
hahahahahaha holy **** dude thats scary
#290 to #74 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
girl taking a strap on to a house party.. sounds like the biggest ******** ever. cool story op
#75 to #74 - gameandwatched (09/09/2012) [-]
>Rape
>woman

Somehow this seems more horrifying than regular rape
#570 - opa (09/09/2012) [-]
mfw when you fell asleep and she didn't write    
   
Wake up   
Grab a brush and put a little, makeup   
Hide the scars to fade away the, shakeup   
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
mfw when you fell asleep and she didn't write

Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little, makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the, shakeup
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
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#256 to #99 - conradoba (09/09/2012) [-]
do u even know what she looks like? i hate it when people try to be too friendly and not have a profile pic
<- pic so related
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#265 to #264 - conradoba (09/09/2012) [-]
ya i already noticed it.... yikes..
User avatar #110 to #99 - ishalltroll (09/09/2012) [-]
Provide pics for proper judgement of the situation.
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User avatar #106 to #99 - Maroon (09/09/2012) [-]
Wow, she's clueless. I am curious as to her physical appearance though.
User avatar #129 to #106 - fuzzyballs (09/09/2012) [-]
I'll bet it's horrible
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User avatar #226 to #198 - themanta (09/09/2012) [-]
she kind of looks like a bus ran over her face.

11 times.

and then she ate the bus.
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User avatar #234 to #228 - themanta (09/09/2012) [-]
i feel for you. i once had a whale of a chick do this to me. she was obsessing over and constantly texting my best friend at the time, so he pushed her off onto me (great friend, amirite?).

rough stuff. she's not crazy anymore though. i don't think. she at least stopped talking to me.
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#702 to #237 - Rascal (09/13/2012) [-]
Beat the **** out of your gf's little bro for sicking a stalker on you. She looks like she swallowed that kite.
User avatar #373 to #198 - tigerpaws (09/09/2012) [-]
holy **** ... I can't breathe....
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#55 - OkiePop (09/09/2012) [-]
I talked to this kid on facebook once for about 30 minutes and he's been messaging me things like this ever since
#153 to #55 - dealwithitfagg (09/09/2012) [-]
sort of same here.
I know him from sport, but he keeps talking to me from 3 years now. It started with Hyves ( Sort of Dutch Facebook, I deleted Hyves so can't show it) then MSN and now on facebook and Whatsapp (I have no idea how he got my number...)
#83 to #55 - oreck (09/09/2012) [-]
Hey.

User avatar #697 to #83 - OkiePop (09/10/2012) [-]
Hey. Hey oreck.
#699 to #697 - oreck (09/10/2012) [-]
ashlyn, hey.
User avatar #344 to #55 - kilonoa (09/09/2012) [-]
Hey Ashlyn:-)
User avatar #67 to #55 - FurryBalls (09/09/2012) [-]
I seriously thought the name ashlyn was only in books.
#90 to #67 - deathbypizza (09/09/2012) [-]
you have missed out on two really hot young lasses from the porn side of the internet.
Ashlyn Rae
Ashlynn Brooke.

Happy Fapping!
User avatar #696 to #67 - OkiePop (09/10/2012) [-]
I've met 3 other people named ashlyn but the only time i've ever seen it for a fictional character was in a comic a long time ago.
#109 to #55 - doakinslayer (09/09/2012) [-]
From October 2011 and it's presumably still going on. Now that's dedication.
#564 - rrocketninjas (09/09/2012) [-]
"Some people just don't know how good they have it..."
#574 to #564 - somedonkus (09/09/2012) [-]
Good one!
User avatar #53 - exoskeletonjew (09/09/2012) [-]
Last year a (fat and dumb) girl wouldn't stop texting me. I responded at first, but that was a bad idea. On Facebook she would comment on literally every status I put up. Every. One. I guess she would also check my likes. Because one day she said she liked a band I really liked. We talked about them for a little while. I quickly realized she knew nothing about them. I then decided to have fun with this. I would ask her who her favorite member was. Then which cd she preferred. She knew neither of those. I stopped talking to her a week after. She sent me 10 texts a day. All of them said something like, hey, or text me back, or what are you doing. I was scared...
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