Oh god why.... My tard story. as Cl Anonymous (ID: ) () 13: 36: 49 No. 423997903 til FIT: Tend story' s I will start, we last year in Highschool with friends mm niggers Tongue my anus
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My tard story

as Cl Anonymous (ID: ) () 13: 36: 49 No. 423997903 til
FIT: Tend story' s
I will start,
we last year in Highschool
with friends
mmy friend says he' s going to the bathroom
minutes later he semes back with a horrified leek an his face
vwhat happened anon?
she won' t tell US
ewe figure it had something to do with the bathroom
ewe walk dyer to the bathroom
ewe hearths tad before we actually see him
awalk in to bathroom
tthe tam is there NC) CLOTHES WHAT SC) EVER.
sane leg an the wall the other en the ground
she is furiously whacking his tad schlong in the urinal
Mums and leaks at US andjust stares and continues to whack it
seems otherhand walks in and sees his friend whacking it
tthe tad who is whacking it stops and calls his friend a faggot
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Hard 2 whips out his tad dick and starts fighting the other with it
afull out yardstick warfare
tthis spreads out into the school hallway
btards make into the health office
snares runs out screaming and sprinting forthe tad guards
Hard ene takes **** in hand
the otherhand with it
FAITALITY, jpg
ewe leave and try navesto speak ofthe incident again
wwe' re all mentally scarred fer life
MMFW
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#19 - Timmietim (09/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Behold the chronicles of neal.
#6 - anonymous (09/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Me and friend skip class to smoke in bathroom
> friend calls me a faggot so i hit him in the shoulder
> tard sees this as he comes out of the stall
>Tard goes to friend laughing and puts his hands on friends neck
>I walk away
>Nothing to do here.jpg
>next thing i know tard is chasing frend down the hallway
>friend picks up chair to try and fight him off
>doesnt work, retard strength
>his aid comes to help my friend
> Mfw i just sicked a retard on my friend
User avatar #9 to #6 - nerb (09/09/2012) [-]
>Me and friend skip class to smoke in bathroom
What is this 1994?
#55 - gildemoono ONLINE (09/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Funnyjunk, i present, the age old tale of the grandest tard tale of them all, a legendary epic in the chromosome chronicles, I present to you the timeless story of Fats Mcgee and his retard three.
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User avatar #43 - kamehamehanurd (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
'tard guards'
#52 - potatotown (09/09/2012) [-]
More story time from 4chan
#102 - chowfredokins (09/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i read this one on FJ before called the tale of " fats mcgee and the retard three"
User avatar #27 - messerauditore (09/09/2012) [-]
I laughed way harder than I should have at "tard guards".
#13 - chevah (09/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be me
>4 months ago
>brothers training for 2016 paralympics
>he takes a break from wheelchair racing
>me and him watch another race
>race for people with mental disabilities
>ginger kid comes in 2nd
>starts screaming and throwing ****
> **** CUNT ******* TITS STUPID ******* WANKERS
>tell him he done good coming in second
>tard takes off shoe and throws at my face
>bleeding nose
>tard guards come and take kid away
>tell me i should be ashamed of myself
>mfw
#7 - inboundpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
holy 						****					 that was funny
holy **** that was funny
User avatar #67 - ortonja (09/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Tard at my school a few years ago, constantly muttering nonsense to himself under his breath
>Sounds like a chant to his satanic tard god.
>Among the gibberish he spouts are words like "Teletubbies" and "Star Wars".
>People pick up on this.
>Somebody says "Teletubbies" to him repeatedly.
>Berserker mode: Activated
>Tard chant reaches a crescendo
>Tries to strangle the guy who said it.
>Gets let off because he was "provoked".
>A few weeks later, at the canteen (which is right next to our school's "tard zone".
>He comes out of the tard zone, still chanting his praises to the god of the tards.
>Massive crowd, nobody can see anything.
>An opportunity for mischief is seen.
>Shout "Teletubbies" and "Star Wars" from the middle of the crowd.
>Tard chant becomes a mighty Thu'um.
>He can't see who said it, so he just barrels in there and flings his ham fists around randomly
>Eventually the tard wranglers restrain him
>He is no longer allowed outside the tard zone except for lessons, and even them with an armed guard of at least two tard wranglers.
>Still doesn't stop him from attempting murder when we see him and shout his trigger words.
#64 - RazzberryRipper (09/09/2012) [-]
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#60 - stratosrider (09/09/2012) [-]
dick warfare...
dick warfare...
#11 - threeeehuggings (09/09/2012) [-]
> Be 14    
> Cycle with a couple of friends to local supermarket    
> With the only purpose of filling up our energy drink stocks    
> Arrive at supermarket    
> Group of 12 year old mentally /physically disabled tards stand at doorway    
> Tard wrangler nowhere to be seen    
> One tard is crying because he pissed his pants    
> Another tard pisses pants too and says "see you're not alone"    
> Three other tards piss their pants too in an effort to comfort the first tard    
> I'm moved by this kindness but me and friends can't help but burst into laughter    
> Suddenly one tard in a tard cart (wheelchair) goes into rage mode    
> Y'ALL BEFCHER CHTOP LAFIN AT US!    
> Blocks our way in by standing in front of us    
> I push his wheelchair aside and proceed into store    
> Suddenly he stands up out of wheelchair    
> The tard card was a lie    
> NOT SO TUFF NOW HUH I CAN WAWLCK    
> Walks towards me    
> Suddenly tard wrangler shows up    
> Sees tard walking    
> Tard wrangler is so pissed at him    
> Grabs him and slaps him right across his pathetic little face   
> Mfw tard is standing alone by his tard cart and everyone else including wrangler left him when we left the supermarket
> Be 14
> Cycle with a couple of friends to local supermarket
> With the only purpose of filling up our energy drink stocks
> Arrive at supermarket
> Group of 12 year old mentally /physically disabled tards stand at doorway
> Tard wrangler nowhere to be seen
> One tard is crying because he pissed his pants
> Another tard pisses pants too and says "see you're not alone"
> Three other tards piss their pants too in an effort to comfort the first tard
> I'm moved by this kindness but me and friends can't help but burst into laughter
> Suddenly one tard in a tard cart (wheelchair) goes into rage mode
> Y'ALL BEFCHER CHTOP LAFIN AT US!
> Blocks our way in by standing in front of us
> I push his wheelchair aside and proceed into store
> Suddenly he stands up out of wheelchair
> The tard card was a lie
> NOT SO TUFF NOW HUH I CAN WAWLCK
> Walks towards me
> Suddenly tard wrangler shows up
> Sees tard walking
> Tard wrangler is so pissed at him
> Grabs him and slaps him right across his pathetic little face
> Mfw tard is standing alone by his tard cart and everyone else including wrangler left him when we left the supermarket
#46 - rotucex (09/09/2012) [-]
>dick warfare
#76 - errdayimfjing (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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