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Oh god why...

as Cl Anonymous (ID: ) () 13: 36: 49 No. 423997903 til
FIT: Tend story' s
I will start,
we last year in Highschool
with friends
mmy friend says he' s going to the bathroom
minutes later he semes back with a horrified leek an his face
vwhat happened anon?
she won' t tell US
ewe figure it had something to do with the bathroom
ewe walk dyer to the bathroom
ewe hearths tad before we actually see him
awalk in to bathroom
tthe tam is there NC) CLOTHES WHAT SC) EVER.
sane leg an the wall the other en the ground
she is furiously whacking his tad schlong in the urinal
Mums and leaks at US andjust stares and continues to whack it
seems otherhand walks in and sees his friend whacking it
tthe tad who is whacking it stops and calls his friend a faggot
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Hard 2 whips out his tad dick and starts fighting the other with it
afull out yardstick warfare
tthis spreads out into the school hallway
btards make into the health office
snares runs out screaming and sprinting forthe tad guards
Hard ene takes **** in hand
the otherhand with it
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ewe leave and try navesto speak ofthe incident again
wwe' re all mentally scarred fer life
MMFW
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#19 - Timmietim (09/09/2012) [-]
Behold the chronicles of neal.
#28 to #19 - Sammael (09/09/2012) [-]
That should be a movie.
User avatar #30 to #19 - sinonyx (09/09/2012) [-]
aint nobody got time for that

who am i kidding... we all spend hours on the internet
User avatar #32 to #30 - Timmietim (09/09/2012) [-]
And this is so worth it.
User avatar #33 to #19 - legitimacy (09/09/2012) [-]
Took about 20minutes to read but well worth it. Thumb for you good sir.
#116 to #19 - anon (09/09/2012) [-]
just finished reading, holy **** that was awesome!
User avatar #119 to #19 - uberteddy (09/09/2012) [-]
"Neal doesn't give two ***** bout civilian casualties"
+1
#36 to #19 - fecality **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #19 - wilfredfanforever (09/09/2012) [-]
I loved the Neal stories
User avatar #129 to #41 - garymotherfingoak (07/02/2013) [-]
Rip fecality
#25 to #19 - iameli (09/09/2012) [-]
I would LOVE to read that whole thing, but it's been an hour already and I need a break. Saved picture though, +1 thumb for you kind sir.
I would LOVE to read that whole thing, but it's been an hour already and I need a break. Saved picture though, +1 thumb for you kind sir.
User avatar #86 to #25 - garyleneville (09/09/2012) [-]
You are a slow reader.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Timmietim (09/09/2012) [-]
I was in that thread, it was so ******* awesome. We hit post limit at the end so i don't know if the OP continued a different time.
+24
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User avatar #43 - kamehamehanurd (09/09/2012) [-]
'tard guards'
User avatar #47 to #43 - Noah (09/09/2012) [-]
I prefer "Tard Wrangler"
+32
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User avatar #73 to #57 - totallynotafurry (09/09/2012) [-]
First off, don't do this: <--- when doing MFW.
Simply do it like this >MFW
Second, don't type "MFW when". That's saying "my face when when".
Either use "MFW" or "MF when".

You are now more knowledgeable in the ways of MFW.
+1
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#77 to #75 - totallynotafurry (09/09/2012) [-]
No need to apologize. Just trying to help out.   
Here, have some cute animals.
No need to apologize. Just trying to help out.
Here, have some cute animals.
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#102 - chowfredokins (09/09/2012) [-]
i read this one on FJ before called the tale of " fats mcgee and the retard three"
#122 to #102 - anon (09/09/2012) [-]
worth the read. ive never laughed so hard in all of my life.
User avatar #126 to #102 - nang (09/19/2012) [-]
This, Just.....THIS
#130 to #102 - tardstoriesarefun (02/06/2014) [-]
I rolfed
#120 to #102 - foreveralonefag (09/09/2012) [-]
this ones better than the actual post. glorious.
User avatar #27 - messerauditore (09/09/2012) [-]
I laughed way harder than I should have at "tard guards".
#55 - gildemoono (09/09/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk, i present, the age old tale of the grandest tard tale of them all, a legendary epic in the chromosome chronicles, I present to you the timeless story of Fats Mcgee and his retard three.
User avatar #70 to #55 - kwizzy (09/09/2012) [-]
HAHAHA what the **** did I just read??
User avatar #90 to #55 - swagswag (09/09/2012) [-]
I love you
#91 to #55 - alchemistnova (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh holy 			****		 man. It hurts.
Oh holy **** man. It hurts.
#121 to #55 - TigerMann (09/09/2012) [-]
Somebody had to start the slow clap...
Somebody had to start the slow clap...
#63 to #55 - BlakHoleSun ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh dear god, I have never read anything funnier in all my life
User avatar #67 - ortonja (09/09/2012) [-]
>Tard at my school a few years ago, constantly muttering nonsense to himself under his breath
>Sounds like a chant to his satanic tard god.
>Among the gibberish he spouts are words like "Teletubbies" and "Star Wars".
>People pick up on this.
>Somebody says "Teletubbies" to him repeatedly.
>Berserker mode: Activated
>Tard chant reaches a crescendo
>Tries to strangle the guy who said it.
>Gets let off because he was "provoked".
>A few weeks later, at the canteen (which is right next to our school's "tard zone".
>He comes out of the tard zone, still chanting his praises to the god of the tards.
>Massive crowd, nobody can see anything.
>An opportunity for mischief is seen.
>Shout "Teletubbies" and "Star Wars" from the middle of the crowd.
>Tard chant becomes a mighty Thu'um.
>He can't see who said it, so he just barrels in there and flings his ham fists around randomly
>Eventually the tard wranglers restrain him
>He is no longer allowed outside the tard zone except for lessons, and even them with an armed guard of at least two tard wranglers.
>Still doesn't stop him from attempting murder when we see him and shout his trigger words.
User avatar #79 to #67 - totallynotafurry (09/09/2012) [-]
It may be copypasta, but I still like it.
User avatar #106 to #79 - ortonja (09/09/2012) [-]
It was actually me who wrote this one in the first place.
inb4 ******** , it actually was.
#60 - stratosrider (09/09/2012) [-]
dick warfare...
dick warfare...
#52 - potatotown (09/09/2012) [-]
More story time from 4chan
#46 - rotucex (09/09/2012) [-]
>dick warfare
#128 to #45 - djtehunknown (05/15/2013) [-]
were zat pik frum pl0x
#76 - errdayimfjing (09/09/2012) [-]
pic related
#93 to #76 - ninootendoo (09/09/2012) [-]
lol what do you mean girl penises??
lol what do you mean girl penises??
#37 - erethilful (09/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#13 - chevah (09/09/2012) [-]
>be me
>4 months ago
>brothers training for 2016 paralympics
>he takes a break from wheelchair racing
>me and him watch another race
>race for people with mental disabilities
>ginger kid comes in 2nd
>starts screaming and throwing ****
> **** CUNT ******* TITS STUPID ******* WANKERS
>tell him he done good coming in second
>tard takes off shoe and throws at my face
>bleeding nose
>tard guards come and take kid away
>tell me i should be ashamed of myself
>mfw
User avatar #115 to #13 - luckiestcharms (09/09/2012) [-]
If this actually happened, good luck for your brother.
User avatar #125 to #115 - chevah (09/10/2012) [-]
it did oh lord. i tried not laughing but it was hilarious
#8 - jtownokie (09/09/2012) [-]
I lost it at "tard guards"
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