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#23 - cedomir (09/08/2012) [+] (14 replies)

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#26 to #23 - dgq (09/08/2012) [-]

inb4 someone posts Thomas the Tank Engine theme song.

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#28 to #26 - biobeats (09/08/2012) [-]

http://www You need to login to view this link
Because you mentioned it

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#30 to #23 - stillnotbob (09/08/2012) [-]

That is the most revolting thing I have ever seen

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#46 to #23 - pineappleninja (09/08/2012) [-]

in case you wondered why this is so ******* hilarious its because her arms move with the steam sound in the tune, harmonising it and making it amazing

but you probably guessed that

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#104 to #23 - purdles (09/09/2012) [-]

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#70 to #23 - attifyon (09/08/2012) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhj0e60jyc

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#50 to #23 - anonexplains (09/08/2012) [-]

Ok, who is she and why is she posted everywhere?

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#82 to #50 - silentscreams (09/09/2012) [-]

adalia rose, she has something called progeria so even though she's really young, she looks really old and will die within a couple years. she's everywhere because people make fun of anything and everything. :)

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#45 to #23 - riefenstahl (09/08/2012) [-]

Can anyone tell me what the hell is this?

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#83 to #45 - silentscreams (09/09/2012) [-]

adalia rose, she has something called progeria so even though she's really young, she looks really old and will die within a couple years.

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#33 to #23 - anonexplains (09/08/2012) [-]

i wanna stomp it to death

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#48 - swagasaurusrex (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Keep lifting.

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#99 to #48 - dapianoman (09/09/2012) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

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#43 - bronybox (09/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)

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#90 to #43 - sposadox (09/09/2012) [-]

Yay for Katawa Shoujo. Need more original games like that.

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#54 to #43 - hardtuner (09/08/2012) [-]

where is that from?

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#61 to #54 - junysan (09/08/2012) [-]

katawa shoujo
good game

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#59 to #54 - lordofthefigs (09/08/2012) [-]

Katawa Shoujo, But it's not an actual quote.

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#60 to #59 - hardtuner (09/08/2012) [-]

thanks, i actually think i will look it up one time. i will fav your comment for it.

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#62 to #60 - lordofthefigs (09/08/2012) [-]

It's pretty good, Free too. So you can't really go wrong.

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#64 to #62 - hardtuner (09/08/2012) [-]

thanks, i will certainly look it up one day.

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#57 to #54 - bronybox (09/08/2012) [-]

I don't even know, but it's not a legit quote.

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#58 to #57 - hardtuner (09/08/2012) [-]

oh, what a shame.

i probably wouldn't even look it up even if i knew.

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#32 - rolex (09/08/2012) [-]

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#40 - reghost (09/08/2012) [-]

as seen in the comments section

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#53 - lesherbz (09/08/2012) [-]

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#41 - rosietheamazon (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**** ...
was he always such a beef cake?

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#49 to #41 - alexanderburns (09/08/2012) [-]

I think that he started working out because he thinks December 12, 2012 will be the end of the world, except because of aliens. So he's either gotten strong enough to fight them or join them. Only time will tell. Time and aliens.

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#91 - grampian (09/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#96 to #91 - ohemgeezus (09/09/2012) [-]

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#93 to #91 - megaanimeartist (09/09/2012) [-]

i lose my **** every time i see this .gif

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#98 to #91 - bettywhitefan (09/09/2012) [-]

omg, my sides hurt, is this real?

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#94 to #91 - agonther (09/09/2012) [-]

So, that's a yes?

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#87 - irokk (09/09/2012) [-]

I had no idea he was ripped

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#112 - HooptieDooptie (09/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)

aliens do lift
proof:

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#69 - rotinaj (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Which one of you ******* thumbed this ****** repost up

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#75 to #69 - hisnameisjake (09/08/2012) [-]

my guess would be the ones that havent seen it before

all 1182 of them

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#86 - iliveinrackcity (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Yes ty do

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#88 to #86 - anonexplains (09/09/2012) [-]

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#51 - aconfuseddonut (09/08/2012) [-]

yup

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#29 - alucardshellhound (09/08/2012) [-]

**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Real Life **

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#100 - moustachefingers (09/09/2012) [-]

Yes Mr. Tsoucalous, yes we do.

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#85 - duntazemebrah (09/09/2012) [-]

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#35 - poniesfuckedmeover (09/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Can someone tell me where this "Do you even life bro?" thing came from?

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#36 to #35 - EFGsBrother (09/08/2012) [-]

I think it's a general insult deal that started on /fit/ board of 4chan.

It's the health and exercise board, so a lot of them are douches and don't consider you their equal until you can bench more than you weigh.

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#37 to #36 - poniesfuckedmeover (09/08/2012) [-]

Oh we took it off 4chan? Makes sense. Thank you!

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#72 to #37 - lefunnylejunk (09/08/2012) [-]

4junk.

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#44 to #36 - bronybox (09/08/2012) [-]

No, it was actually off of a regular fitness forum.
Some guy went ******* about how everybody is a bunch of pussies and started giving really ****** advice that doesn't work.

So someone replied: "Do you even lift?"
He meant it in the literal sense, but then it developed.

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#56 to #36 - cancerofourchan (09/08/2012) [-]

hur just because they are not fat asses like you means that they are douches

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#1 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [+] (32 replies)

what is with people asking"Do you even lift??"

I was asked that by some dude today who went on to make gay jokes...

I've also asked on another site today an did the same as the first guy.
an again I see that question here.

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#52 to #1 - kargale (09/08/2012) [-]

they started on a fitness forum where some guy went off his head at people and started posting really ****** fitness advice, which prompted people to ask "do you even lift" they meant it as an actual question but it just kinda took off from there

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#2 to #1 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

Here's where it came from: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBRG4RkE51Q

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#39 to #2 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/08/2012) [-]

he never said "do you even lift"

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#63 to #39 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

That part where he was staring at the nerd, we took a screenshot and added the words Do You Even Lift, I have a gif of the part, just without the words, can't find the one with the words since i don't really save pictures that often
This image, and we usually tag it with "Do You Even Lift"

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#66 to #63 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/08/2012) [-]

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#67 to #66 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

well... do you lift selfdbg?

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#68 to #67 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/08/2012) [-]

Nope. u?

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#4 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

ah okay

so the gay jokes have nothing to do with this then...

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#7 to #4 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

Actually the guy who asked you probably visits the same fitness forum as I do. the gay jokes are a major part of the forum we go on. Our forum is always "Cock Rate Thread - Body/Progress Thread - Abs vs Thick Thread - Male Ass Curvature Thread - That Feel When No Gf Thread - That Feel When No Gf and Considering Homo Thread"

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#8 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

fist guy asked

Do you even lift.. so I have him my answer
then he said something about me shaving my body hair then asked if I lifted again
then asked if I even gayed

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#9 to #8 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

Yep hes definitely from my forum.
We constantly joke that you should shave your body hair to be more aerodynamic and call anyone who doesnt do it gay.

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#10 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

well today I posted in my statues thing about shaving all my body hair off an that I like the way it felt.

then just out of now were on a comment I made ask if I lifted then was quoting thing I said in my statues about shaving an crossdressing an stuff.

Why I wasn't sure if the gay jokes had something to do with this or just cuz the fact that I kinda am

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#11 to #10 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

I shave my chest/stomach,
you're not gay because you shave yourself
you're gay if you wanna date other dudes, although this is 2012 and nobody except rednecks/christians is gonna judge you

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#12 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

I shave everything... other than the hair on my head an I'm gay cuz I love gay sex... an a lot of people judge rednecks/Christians/Jews/ even some "atheists" true ******* story here..

an atheist tells me it's wrong to be gay.
I asked why
he said it gos against all human morals

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#13 to #12 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

You should make an effort in your life to come live in New York City, we have whole neighborhoods full of non-heterosexual people. I'm boring-old-fashioned straight myself, but I hang out at the gay bars a lot, i've met some awesome people.

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#14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

I'm happy were I am ^w^ the hate don't bother me

I only brought it up cuz I wasn't sure if the whole "do you lift" an the gay jokes where connected or if he was just making fun of my gay as a separate thing

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#15 to #14 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

well I'm like the median level called "ottermode"
If you're smaller/less-muscular than me, you qualify for us to call you DYEL,

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#16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

not sure what "DYEL" is...

but, you pray do have more muscle than me I work out not to gain big muscles but, to loss an maintain a weight I am happy whit.

I do life 4 times a You need to login to view this link I know lifting isn't the best way to loss fat but, fur me it's more fun than running so I would rather lose it slowly an be happy with the way I do it that the other way around.

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#17 to #16 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

If you lose weight by running/cardio only, you gonna have a lot of loose/jiggly skin
The weight-lifting is a good idea, let muscle fill out the space under skin.
I used to be fat too, slowly lost it with lifting
Now I got an 8 pack and really strong.
You should do cardio only once a week for your heart
Don't be a cardiofag and end up looking a used condom

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#18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

I run two miles twice a week an I walk a lot like today alone I walked 10 miles.

but, I"ve lost a lot just doing lifting about a year ago I was something like 320+ lbs.

I was a ******* gross fat ass. now I'm like 230-220 ish don't know didn't weight myself today.
its been like low 230s high 220s all week.

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#19 to #18 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

height?

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#20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

6 foot 2 inches

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#21 to #20 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

Well then you're reaching the proper height/weight zone
I'm 6'0 180 lbs in that pic

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#22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

my goal is like 190-200 I will be happy there I still got some belly fat I need to lose but, a lot of the fat I had a year a go is pretty much gone... my ass is still fatty an so is my belly

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#76 to #7 - output (09/08/2012) [-]

you are 1 cheeky kunt mate i swear

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#3 to #1 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

It's a small scale meme that started on a fitness forum I frequent, we constantly make fun of Planet Fitness, and when some gym made a mockery of Planet Fitness we all had a good laugh

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#42 to #3 - rosietheamazon (09/08/2012) [-]

i didn't even know planet fitness was sad
i thought it was a place where people like me who are consistently broke could workout.
mfw i go there

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#65 to #42 - nevergetsdubs (09/08/2012) [-]

Well it is a good gym for broke people, but I can't go because of that lunk alarm, i would set that thing off every 10 minutes. Not for homo-erotic grunting, but for using really heavy weight

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#81 to #65 - rosietheamazon (09/08/2012) [-]

more reps less weight then upgrade?
just sayin you could save a fortune

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#73 to #65 - neutralgray (09/08/2012) [-]

> god gym for broke people

Because things can only be great if they're expensive

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#6 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/08/2012) [-]

okay I was kinda confused about that cuz I ain't never heard anyone say that before untill today.

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