Poor kid. i really feel sorry for this guy !. p be 5 r curious when on computer r Search "natal ladeez" 2 click an first website i we bla bla Illa art you "18 t Poor kid i really feel sorry for this guy ! p be 5 r curious when on computer Search "natal ladeez" 2 click an first website we bla Illa art you "18 t
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Poor kid. i really feel sorry for this guy !. p be 5 r curious when on computer r Search "natal ladeez" 2 click an first website i we bla bla Illa art you "18 t

i really feel sorry for this guy !

p be 5
r curious when on computer
r Search "natal ladeez"
2 click an first website i we
bla bla Illa art you "18
tnt as it .badas. s says i' m 18
mitis A trap website
r we agirl with a dick
r SPEND MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD THINKING WOMAN HAVE DICKS
you have nu idea what that did
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - billofclarance
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(09/08/2012) [-]
>me in preschool
>age 4
>think all girls have a penis
>get into an argument with girl about them having a penis
>I yell at her
>she yells a me
>she shows me her 5 year old pussy to prove me wrong
>I stare at it for a moment
>teacher sees me staring
>I look at teacher
>hfw we make eye contact
(teacher not chuck norris)
#87 to #4 - cutolorionero
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so....uhm...what's the name of that site again?
so....uhm...what's the name of that site again?
#158 to #87 - anon id: b2dcedaa
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(09/09/2012) [-]
Why did this even get thumbed down lol
#81 to #4 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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User avatar #174 to #4 - vanoreo
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(09/09/2012) [-]
Was the teacher male or female?
User avatar #175 to #174 - denoface
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(09/09/2012) [-]
>hfw we make eye contact
his-face-when
So a maale :p
#176 to #175 - anon id: b516b306
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could be her face when
User avatar #177 to #176 - denoface
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Shooooot now i feel dumb... Sorry, Anon. And sorry, Vanoreo, for misleading you.
#1 - HomerSimpson
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(09/08/2012) [-]
hfw first girl he ***** doesn't have a dick
#2 to #1 - curtt
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(09/08/2012) [-]
hfw he realizes girls dont have dicks
#122 to #2 - hankhillofthe
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(09/08/2012) [-]
HOLY **** JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD HOW AM I ABLE TO ENLARGE THAT GIF
HOLY **** JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD HOW AM I ABLE TO ENLARGE THAT GIF
#170 to #122 - retardfridge
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(09/09/2012) [-]
Because it's not a .gif, it's a .jpg   
   
   
   
still ******* amazing though
Because it's not a .gif, it's a .jpg



still ******* amazing though
#7 - marlkarxthethird
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(09/08/2012) [-]
HFW he sees a vagina for the first time
User avatar #38 to #7 - doesnotcompute
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Oh hey, that guy in the bottom left-hand corner is smiling.
#40 to #38 - marlkarxthethird
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(09/08/2012) [-]
(Yeah, that's Jonathan Frakes as Commander Will Riker. He's smiling because in this scene, Captain Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart) is reciting Shakespeare to a woman on another ship who's being held hostage, trying to convince her captors that he loves her.)
User avatar #41 to #40 - doesnotcompute
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Oh. I never knew that this picture actually was, so I didn't know that. Thanks for the extra useless knowledge, though!
User avatar #46 to #41 - marlkarxthethird
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(09/08/2012) [-]
No problem, mate. Useless knowledge is my specialty.
User avatar #47 to #46 - doesnotcompute
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Awesomeness.
User avatar #153 to #46 - sacredmagic
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(09/09/2012) [-]
(I didn't think it was useless. <3)
#160 to #153 - marlkarxthethird
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(09/09/2012) [-]
(Well, then. Cheers!)
(Well, then. Cheers!)
#98 to #40 - energystarbro
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User avatar #77 to #40 - buttinspecter
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(09/08/2012) [-]
And that he kills anyone who tries to take her away from him. Those greedy little Ferengi are afraid of that.
#24 - spazzin
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#57 to #24 - triggathepirate
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Ah **** bitch it's the cryin games.
#51 to #24 - zeustesticle
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Then they ******.
#103 to #51 - lillickems
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#11 - Hayzer
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Wait a minute here.... So girls DON'T have dicks??
#89 - thesilence
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(09/08/2012) [-]
&gt;8 years old   
&gt;Friend tells me about how he saw tits on the internet   
&gt;Go on MSN search (lol)   
&gt;Type boobs   
&gt;Child blocked internet said something about the word being filtered   
&gt;Think police are going to arrest me   
&gt;Cry and tell parents    
&gt;Try to convince them I misspelt Pokemon
>8 years old
>Friend tells me about how he saw tits on the internet
>Go on MSN search (lol)
>Type boobs
>Child blocked internet said something about the word being filtered
>Think police are going to arrest me
>Cry and tell parents
>Try to convince them I misspelt Pokemon
#163 to #89 - novacane
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(09/09/2012) [-]
my sides hurt...best comment of the day
my sides hurt...best comment of the day
#144 to #89 - nightmarecorpse
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(09/09/2012) [-]
lol "try to convince them I misspelt Pokemon"
#135 to #89 - crazyanimefreak
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Made me cry of laughter , thank you (this is why I still go to fj , we got the best comment section/community)
Made me cry of laughter , thank you (this is why I still go to fj , we got the best comment section/community)
#109 to #89 - hairydickfarts
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(09/08/2012) [-]
that reminds me of a childhood story as well   
   
&gt;be 7 or 8   
&gt;dial 911 out of curiosity and boredom   
&gt;hang up when someone answers   
&gt;20 minutes later   
&gt;cop car pulls up at house   
&gt;my father answers door   
&gt;******.jpg   
&gt;my dad convinces him everything is fine   
&gt;cop drives away   
&gt;he sits me down to have a talk   
&gt; cry for 20 minutes and told him i was trying to call my friend
that reminds me of a childhood story as well

>be 7 or 8
>dial 911 out of curiosity and boredom
>hang up when someone answers
>20 minutes later
>cop car pulls up at house
>my father answers door
>******.jpg
>my dad convinces him everything is fine
>cop drives away
>he sits me down to have a talk
> cry for 20 minutes and told him i was trying to call my friend
#114 to #109 - mocky
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(09/08/2012) [-]
That reminds me of a story....

>Be 12
>Being kind of a faggot kid
>Friend comes over and gets in computer
>First thing he does, searches for porn
>We watch it in silent
>Friend leaves
>Nobody knew
>I go, and for some ******* reason i tell mother
>I tell here he made me watch it all
>That i asked him to stop
>And he just kept showing me porn
>Mom calls friends mom
>Im still a horrible friend
User avatar #107 to #89 - thefaz
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(09/08/2012) [-]
oh god, "Try to convince them I misspelt Pokemon"
That's gold
#45 - hauntzor
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&gt;be like, six   
&gt;ask mom where babies come from   
&gt;she decides to be vague and tells me &quot;somewhere between your knees&quot;   
&gt;interpreted it weird   
&gt;mfw I discovered later that babies don't come from your knees
>be like, six
>ask mom where babies come from
>she decides to be vague and tells me "somewhere between your knees"
>interpreted it weird
>mfw I discovered later that babies don't come from your knees
User avatar #78 to #45 - fedegon
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I would make such a horrible joke here, but it's common knowledge that it is overu-

ARROW TO THE KNEE ABORTION!
#20 - zukowashere
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(09/08/2012) [-]
MFW I realized that women don't piss and give birth from the same hole.
#23 to #20 - ApocalypseKing
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(09/08/2012) [-]
the worlds face when you realized this
#82 to #20 - SHAMU
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(09/08/2012) [-]
THEY DON'T?!?
THEY DON'T?!?
#35 to #20 - potatotown
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I think i was about 15 when i realized women have a separate hole just for going she-she   
mfw i came to that horrible realization
I think i was about 15 when i realized women have a separate hole just for going she-she
mfw i came to that horrible realization
#172 to #35 - novacane
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(09/09/2012) [-]
yep exactly. learned that this weekend snooping through my biology textbook.   
No relative gifs so...
yep exactly. learned that this weekend snooping through my biology textbook.
No relative gifs so...
#8 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(09/08/2012) [-]
similar true story for me
>be 8or9
>wonders of women without clothes
>friend told me site called panda videos
>go on late at night when everyone is asleep
>***************
>lots of naked woman and breasts
>scroll to first category i see "anal"
>see lots of spreading of anus and vagina pics
>seen what i needed
>quickly gtfo
>spend next couple years believing women have 2 vaginas and no asshole
>mfw when how they poop?
#39 to #8 - mjdjoy
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Girls poop?
#52 to #39 - zeustesticle
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(09/08/2012) [-]
No.
#6 - andalitemadness
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(09/08/2012) [-]
There was a janitor named Henry Darger who became famous when he wrote a 15,000 page epic called In the Realms of the Unreal in his free time between 1911 and 1973. It is about child slaves revolting against Glandelinians. He illustrated it as well, and even though the main characters are female children they have male genitalia. This is not mentioned in the book, and it is believed he did not know what female genitalia looked like and just assumed they were the same as male ones.
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#12 to #6 - tireater
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(09/08/2012) [-]
are you serious lol?

that's a really cool and odd story if so.