Good Citizen.. @ the New York Public library... replace all IE shortcuts with this. Create a new shortcut, shutdown.exe -s -t. Rename to Internet Explorer and change the icon to Internet Explorer. Now when so Good Citizen @ the New York Public library replace all IE shortcuts with this Create a new shortcut shutdown exe -s -t Rename to Internet Explorer and change icon Now when so
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#2 - iliekchocolatmilke
Reply +71
(09/08/2012) [-]
replace all IE shortcuts with this.

Create a new shortcut, shutdown.exe -s -t. Rename to Internet Explorer and change the icon to Internet Explorer. Now when some asshole clicks on IE it shuts the computer down. They will learn that IE shuts the computer down and use Chrome eventually
#17 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
you don't need -t if you don't specify after how much minutes it will shut down....

trying to be smart but failing i see...

also glad you forgot about the notifications... just proving me right
#32 to #17 - crafty
Reply +13
(09/08/2012) [-]
Even though you're technically right your comment reeks so much of douchebaggery I can smell it through the computer.
#122 to #17 - iliekchocolatmilke
Reply +1
(09/09/2012) [-]
that was just how I learnt to do them, Also i didnt forget about the notifications I was asleep. I live in Australia and im not on Funnyjunk at 5 in the morning
#58 to #2 - ThizzKing
Reply +2
(09/08/2012) [-]
maslow approves

(psychology jokes btw... anyone? no? ok.)
#93 to #58 - spizin
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
more like Skinner approves
#42 to #2 - thumbsalad
Reply +19
(09/08/2012) [-]
Then how do they download Chrome without Internet Explorer?
#72 to #42 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply +12
(09/08/2012) [-]
My laptop came with both Chrome and IE, I think it's starting to become standard.
#143 to #72 - thumbsalad
Reply 0
(09/09/2012) [-]
If you're right, I will finally start to regain hope in this world.
#77 to #72 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
All Lenovo laptops now ship with Chrome.
#8 - finalkai
Reply +33
(09/08/2012) [-]
am i the only one that never hads problems with internet ex-
#15 to #8 - twatmissile
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
It works well enough for me on any website except FJ
it freezes up every 10 min like clockwork while on here
#16 to #8 - finishhimlarry
Reply +7
(09/08/2012) [-]
Well sounds like you and candlejack have already m
#126 to #16 - haveagoodone
Reply 0
(09/09/2012) [-]
**** YOU, i ******* hate threads like thi
#20 to #16 - mudkipsamurai **User deleted account**
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#78 to #73 - grunteh
Reply +2
(09/08/2012) [-]
Why yes, i am.
#11 - monkeytiger
Reply +12
(09/08/2012) [-]
IE9 is pretty great. Fast and whatnot. I still use chrome, because I've had it for a long time, but all these IE jokes are pretty much irrrelevant now
#29 to #11 - guiguito
Reply -3
(09/08/2012) [-]
check comment 8
also there are all true, it is the utter ****, besides being slow it crash every 2 minutes
#74 to #11 - davve
Reply -1
(09/08/2012) [-]
IE will never be good.
#12 to #11 - mynamemax
Reply +6
(09/08/2012) [-]
I still use chrome but its chrome that ***** up now. IE is fine but chrome some how manages to **** up and overloads the flash player. EVERY. *******. TIME. IT wont even play pandora
#21 to #12 - garrettjacobsen
Reply +2
(09/08/2012) [-]
There's a relatively simple way to fix that.




And I forgot how. I'm so ******* stupid.
#1 - thechosentroll
Reply +12
(09/08/2012) [-]
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#64 - robboneter
Reply +5
(09/08/2012) [-]
i used chrome a year ago. But than my friend told me that i should use firefox. I love the adblocker add-on. Which i believe chrome doesnt have? Not sure...
#109 to #64 - jamieoliver
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
I don't like Adblocker because I like to support the websites I visit and also support the Youtubers I watch.
#67 to #64 - srapture
Reply +7
(09/08/2012) [-]
It's one of the first extensions released on chrome. AdBlock.
#70 to #67 - robboneter
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
Oh oke! thanks! Leaning all the time :)
#99 to #70 - rotucex
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(09/08/2012) [-]
#71 to #70 - robboneter
Reply -1
(09/08/2012) [-]
learning*
#75 to #71 - davve
Reply -8
(09/08/2012) [-]
Guess there's no reason to use Firefox anymore?

Here's a guide on how to uninstall it: support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/uninstall-firefox-from-your-computer
#68 to #64 - norrus
Reply +8
(09/08/2012) [-]
yes it does
#79 - rainbowrush
Reply +7
(09/08/2012) [-]
I was having a discussion with the IT dude at my school. My computer was pretty ****** up from when I got it, so I decided to ask the IT guy to change some settings and set Chrome as standard, because I can't do this, as of now. He refused to do this, and we had a longish argument, where he said IE is working better with this computer, because of something. I came back 1 hour later and picked up my computer. He had to open IE to write some stuff related to my computer being fixed. MFW it froze for 5 min.
#121 - icametochewgum
Reply +5
(09/09/2012) [-]
what about AOL explorer?
#116 - wizardjenkins
Reply +5
(09/09/2012) [-]
at my school, we have to use IE
#127 to #116 - palatapussy
Reply 0
(09/09/2012) [-]
Well, depending on the security protocols of your schools computers, you can download the Google chrome stand alone installer. the only problem is you have to install it every time you log on.
#129 to #116 - zacyzacy
Reply 0
(09/09/2012) [-]
1. download standalone setup of chrome
2.put on flash drive
3.tell everyone you can install it for a dollar
4.????
5.Profit (literally)
#124 to #116 - drmrniceguy
Reply +1
(09/09/2012) [-]
Haha, we had to use IE until this (senior) year, now we use Chrome :P
Haha, we had to use IE until this (senior) year, now we use Chrome :P
#120 to #116 - jcdutt
Reply +2
(09/09/2012) [-]
wow, At least I have the option for Firefox
#22 - iwanttousenumbers
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
Google Chrome just randomly stopped working on my laptop :( Anybody know how to fix it?
#24 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
Reinstall
#26 to #24 - iwanttousenumbers
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
I tried re-downloading it, it didn't work
#45 to #22 - JudasLitl
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
chrome knows it cant hang, so it gave up
#40 to #22 - LookinHereWhy
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
Firefox.
#56 to #22 - gameshredder
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
Have you tried using Google Chrome?
#25 to #22 - scarletspider
Reply +5
(09/08/2012) [-]
Join the Opera master race.
#27 to #25 - iwanttousenumbers
Reply +3
(09/08/2012) [-]
That doesn't fix my Chrome :(