Good Citizen.. @ the New York Public library... replace all IE shortcuts with this. Create a new shortcut, shutdown.exe -s -t. Rename to Internet Explorer and change the icon to Internet Explorer. Now when so


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User avatar #2 - iliekchocolatmilke (09/08/2012) [-]
replace all IE shortcuts with this.

Create a new shortcut, shutdown.exe -s -t. Rename to Internet Explorer and change the icon to Internet Explorer. Now when some asshole clicks on IE it shuts the computer down. They will learn that IE shuts the computer down and use Chrome eventually
#17 to #2 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
you don't need -t if you don't specify after how much minutes it will shut down....

trying to be smart but failing i see...

also glad you forgot about the notifications... just proving me right
#32 to #17 - crafty (09/08/2012) [-]
Even though you're technically right your comment reeks so much of douchebaggery I can smell it through the computer.
User avatar #122 to #17 - iliekchocolatmilke (09/09/2012) [-]
that was just how I learnt to do them, Also i didnt forget about the notifications I was asleep. I live in Australia and im not on Funnyjunk at 5 in the morning
#58 to #2 - ThizzKing (09/08/2012) [-]
maslow approves

(psychology jokes btw... anyone? no? ok.)
User avatar #93 to #58 - spizin (09/08/2012) [-]
more like Skinner approves
#42 to #2 - thumbsalad ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Then how do they download Chrome without Internet Explorer?
User avatar #72 to #42 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
My laptop came with both Chrome and IE, I think it's starting to become standard.
#77 to #72 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
All Lenovo laptops now ship with Chrome.
#143 to #72 - thumbsalad ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
If you're right, I will finally start to regain hope in this world.
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User avatar #78 to #73 - grunteh (09/08/2012) [-]
Why yes, i am.
#8 - finalkai (09/08/2012) [-]
am i the only one that never hads problems with internet ex-
User avatar #15 to #8 - twatmissile (09/08/2012) [-]
It works well enough for me on any website except FJ
it freezes up every 10 min like clockwork while on here
User avatar #16 to #8 - finishhimlarry (09/08/2012) [-]
Well sounds like you and candlejack have already m
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User avatar #126 to #16 - haveagoodone (09/09/2012) [-]
**** YOU, i ******* hate threads like thi
#79 - rainbowrush ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
I was having a discussion with the IT dude at my school. My computer was pretty ****** up from when I got it, so I decided to ask the IT guy to change some settings and set Chrome as standard, because I can't do this, as of now. He refused to do this, and we had a longish argument, where he said IE is working better with this computer, because of something. I came back 1 hour later and picked up my computer. He had to open IE to write some stuff related to my computer being fixed. MFW it froze for 5 min.
User avatar #11 - monkeytiger (09/08/2012) [-]
IE9 is pretty great. Fast and whatnot. I still use chrome, because I've had it for a long time, but all these IE jokes are pretty much irrrelevant now
User avatar #29 to #11 - guiguito ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
check comment 8
also there are all true, it is the utter **** , besides being slow it crash every 2 minutes
User avatar #74 to #11 - davve (09/08/2012) [-]
IE will never be good.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mynamemax (09/08/2012) [-]
I still use chrome but its chrome that ***** up now. IE is fine but chrome some how manages to **** up and overloads the flash player. EVERY. ******* . TIME. IT wont even play pandora
User avatar #21 to #12 - garrettjacobsen (09/08/2012) [-]
There's a relatively simple way to fix that.

And I forgot how. I'm so ******* stupid.
#121 - icametochewgum (09/09/2012) [-]
what about AOL explorer?
#116 - wizardjenkins (09/09/2012) [-]
at my school, we have to use IE
#127 to #116 - palatapussy (09/09/2012) [-]
Well, depending on the security protocols of your schools computers, you can download the Google chrome stand alone installer. the only problem is you have to install it every time you log on.
User avatar #129 to #116 - zacyzacy (09/09/2012) [-]
1. download standalone setup of chrome
2.put on flash drive
3.tell everyone you can install it for a dollar
5.Profit (literally)
#124 to #116 - drmrniceguy (09/09/2012) [-]
Haha, we had to use IE until this (senior) year, now we use Chrome :P
Haha, we had to use IE until this (senior) year, now we use Chrome :P
User avatar #120 to #116 - jcdutt (09/09/2012) [-]
wow, At least I have the option for Firefox
#13 - alucardshellhound (09/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #105 - mizory (09/08/2012) [-]
My IE works faster
#35 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
i think firefox is the best browser
#64 - robboneter (09/08/2012) [-]
i used chrome a year ago. But than my friend told me that i should use firefox. I love the adblocker add-on. Which i believe chrome doesnt have? Not sure...
User avatar #109 to #64 - jamieoliver (09/08/2012) [-]
I don't like Adblocker because I like to support the websites I visit and also support the Youtubers I watch.
User avatar #67 to #64 - srapture (09/08/2012) [-]
It's one of the first extensions released on chrome. AdBlock.
#70 to #67 - robboneter (09/08/2012) [-]
Oh oke! thanks! Leaning all the time :)
User avatar #71 to #70 - robboneter (09/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #75 to #71 - davve (09/08/2012) [-]
Guess there's no reason to use Firefox anymore?

Here's a guide on how to uninstall it:
User avatar #68 to #64 - norrus (09/08/2012) [-]
yes it does
#49 - holyusernamebatman (09/08/2012) [-]
I just use opera.
#92 - suky (09/08/2012) [-]
i just want to say i dont really care who uses what but;
I was a loyal firefox user until they made some update and everything was freezing and crashing.
Now i love chrome because it syncs my bookmarks and settings with my google account and i can install chrome on any pc, login to my gmail and i will have all my bookmarks and settings right there. Also it has better extensions than firefox.
User avatar #103 to #92 - deanm (09/08/2012) [-]
You know firefox has a sync feature too right?
#117 to #103 - anon (09/09/2012) [-]
please refer back to the spot where he mentions the update firefox used that caused crashes
#101 - GOmagikarp (09/08/2012) [-]
**** that, explorer for life. ive used it for 18+ years and never had a problem
User avatar #113 to #101 - seveer (09/08/2012) [-]
Your username is relevant for people that disagree. I used IE up until about 2 years ago and it was fine. I use Chrome now because I like it better.
#80 - byposted (09/08/2012) [-]
Google Chrome is malware. If you use it, you should probably go kill yourself doofus.
User avatar #31 - MakiChan (09/08/2012) [-]
ive used chrome, fire fox and ie. ive never had a problem with ie. i dont dl all the tool bar **** and so on and its never giving be probs on the times ive used it.
User avatar #86 to #31 - DrSalvador (09/08/2012) [-]
I only really use IE. I use chrome to watch flash on certain sites that IE has problems with, but other than that IE has never let me down
User avatar #144 to #86 - MakiChan (09/09/2012) [-]
there was a time i used it alot and i never had issues with it really just now and then. i dont use it as much now.
#135 - anonynot (09/09/2012) [-]
i convinced my principal that if we got rid of the incoming macs (our school was remodeling the computer lab and giving all the teachers and library etc etc macs) with some Inspiron 660's we could save over 15,600 thousand, and that google chrome was the better choice because IE isnt as fast as it, so students could get there work and research done faster, and he said yes

#131 - thekingofangmar (09/09/2012) [-]
> "Dude, my computer won't start..."
> "Use chrome"
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