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User avatar #3 - toysolider (09/08/2012) [-]
who needs superpowers when you're Mace ******* Windu?
User avatar #2 - valyn (09/08/2012) [-]
his super power is being Samuel L ************* Jackson
#68 - drmrniceguy (09/08/2012) [-]
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#46 - trevo (09/08/2012) [-]
I Know right


too soon
User avatar #72 to #46 - letmetellyouastory (09/08/2012) [-]
It's never too soon.
User avatar #50 to #46 - heartlessrobot (09/08/2012) [-]
Not soon enough
User avatar #5 - Unholyken (09/08/2012) [-]
he is actually immortal, Fury takes a special medication called the Infinity Formula that halted his aging and allows him to be active despite being nearly a century old.
don't believe me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Fury second paragraph
User avatar #14 to #5 - xsap (09/08/2012) [-]
poke his other eye out lets see if hes immortality can save him then
User avatar #9 to #5 - dasterdlygentleman (09/08/2012) [-]
i learned something today, thank you :)
#10 to #5 - otterbots (09/08/2012) [-]
Side effects may include naggerism
User avatar #24 to #21 - doctadeathbench (09/08/2012) [-]
********* SAMUEL L. MUTHA ******** JACKSONISM
#45 to #21 - otterbots (09/08/2012) [-]
I just wanted to offend people, without being a super racist. Just kind of racist
User avatar #27 - frolacosta (09/08/2012) [-]
He takes some sort of medication (Can't remember the name) which makes him age slowly, not feel pain, heal extremely fast and lots of other stuff. The same thing as Captain America but not as powerful or permanent.
Black Widow also has it in some form.

Nick Fury is also able to get his hands on almost anything in the world and he is fireproof/bulletproof.

They're his powers if anyone's interested.
#30 to #27 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
Infinity formula
User avatar #31 to #30 - frolacosta (09/08/2012) [-]
That's the bastard
#38 - deathbyspoons (09/08/2012) [-]
because
#6 - hwarangyo (09/08/2012) [-]
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#41 - punisherswar (09/08/2012) [-]
Works for this guy
User avatar #47 to #41 - holycrapimacupcake (09/08/2012) [-]
Punisher uses non-lethal rounds.
User avatar #51 to #47 - ZOOTAllures (09/08/2012) [-]
wtf no he doesnt
User avatar #80 to #51 - holycrapimacupcake (09/09/2012) [-]
Last I read his comics he was using non-lethal ammunition.

I am referring to the classic Punisher not this newer one.
User avatar #81 to #80 - ZOOTAllures (09/09/2012) [-]
read garth ennis' run, its amazing.

also there's a great one shot called The Punisher kilss the Marvel Universe, where (no **** ) he kills every superhero
User avatar #82 to #81 - holycrapimacupcake (09/10/2012) [-]
Wait. I was mistaken, when he's in another hero's comic that's when he's non-lethal.
User avatar #44 - srapture (09/08/2012) [-]
He probably misses a lot with no depth perception.
User avatar #53 to #44 - killermuffin (09/08/2012) [-]
Well he only needs one eye to shoot.

Well I use one eye when I shoot.
#26 - mrbip (09/08/2012) [-]
MFW when you shoot at my face.
MFW when you shoot at my face.
#49 - Foopert (09/08/2012) [-]
True, but still, it'd be a lot 			******		 cooler to be a god of thunder.
True, but still, it'd be a lot ****** cooler to be a god of thunder.
#22 - niggerbejewish (09/08/2012) [-]
Back in my day, Nick Fury was white.
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#42 to #29 - derpaherpderp (09/08/2012) [-]
Earth 616 is the one with the Italian American one I think.
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#76 - designateddumbass (09/09/2012) [-]
Made my day.
Thumbs for your!
#65 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
Bet he never hit anything without any depth perception
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