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Yeah!!

eset . who needs
when mm can inst shout
in thecat; e?
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User avatar #3 - toysolider ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
who needs superpowers when you're Mace ******* Windu?
User avatar #2 - valyn (09/08/2012) [-]
his super power is being Samuel L ************* Jackson
#46 - trevo (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I Know right


too soon
User avatar #5 - Unholyken (09/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
he is actually immortal, Fury takes a special medication called the Infinity Formula that halted his aging and allows him to be active despite being nearly a century old.
don't believe me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Fury second paragraph
#68 - drmrniceguy (09/08/2012) [-]
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#41 - punisherswar (09/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Works for this guy
User avatar #27 - frolacosta (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He takes some sort of medication (Can't remember the name) which makes him age slowly, not feel pain, heal extremely fast and lots of other stuff. The same thing as Captain America but not as powerful or permanent.
Black Widow also has it in some form.

Nick Fury is also able to get his hands on almost anything in the world and he is fireproof/bulletproof.

They're his powers if anyone's interested.
#38 - deathbyspoons (09/08/2012) [-]
because
#6 - hwarangyo (09/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #33 - bloodbendbros (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You'd need superpowers when anybody with superpowers could either dodge, deflect, survive, block, absorb, or destroy a bullet...
#18 - alucardshellhound (09/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #12 - partnerintroll (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
because a pistol's muzzle flash is ever that huge
User avatar #15 to #12 - fuzzyballs (09/08/2012) [-]
because movies are ever real
User avatar #44 - srapture (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He probably misses a lot with no depth perception.
#26 - mrbip (09/08/2012) [-]
MFW when you shoot at my face.
MFW when you shoot at my face.
#22 - niggerbejewish (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Back in my day, Nick Fury was white.
#49 - Foopert (09/08/2012) [-]
True, but still, it'd be a lot 						******					 cooler to be a god of thunder.
True, but still, it'd be a lot ****** cooler to be a god of thunder.
#59 - rollcore (09/08/2012) [-]
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