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Ding-Dong-Ditched

near an Paul . 1;
I waited five minutes, put on my shoes, and left via the side gate. [walked a black or two and
sure enough, there are three kids ditching another house. I walk slowly as they finish their
prank.
After their prank, they decide to stand in the street and giggle. I walk towards them on the
sidewalk. As I pass them I say, Won know, you really shouldn' t stand in the street at night.
Bad things happen at night..." They stare at me. I keep walking.
I turn a corner and, as soon as I' m out of sight, run up an adjacent alleyway, cross the street,
turn around and start walking back. I see them a block away pointing at a house near me.,
The house' s deck has a chair they can' t see. I climb stealthily onto the deck and sit in it.
One of the kids creeps towards the door, but doesn' t see me._ Iust as he' s about to press the
doorbell, I say, "VERY bad things..."
OH bbl* lla" Says kid with bowels. They all run. Simile.
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#200 to #21 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
I never understood this?
#213 to #200 - lilogilvie (09/08/2012) [-]
Its from spongebob.
User avatar #215 to #200 - themightymrplow (09/08/2012) [-]
It's a reference to the spongebob episode where he's happy he got the graveyard shift. I don't have the picture, but comment #41 by examplechanology posted it.

The reason for this version is because someone saw a dead one of these while playing, and they though, "Hey, this is just like the spongebob one!" and captioned it. Thus letting it grow in internet popularity.
#64 - siggythepiggy (09/08/2012) [-]
Have you ever thought about ding-dong-ditching as an adult. Well, it would be really easy wouldn't it? Well, how about you make some new rules? How about you're only allowed to take three steps after ringing the doorbell?
This video demonstrates just that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=002hho8fru0
User avatar #71 to #64 - lokiwins (09/08/2012) [-]
Hamish and Andy did it first.
User avatar #286 to #64 - retardfridge (09/08/2012) [-]
>Is Norwegian
>Also understands their accent flawlessly
>See other people's agony
> **** yeah
#291 to #286 - siggythepiggy (09/08/2012) [-]
Good for you!

Ingen like Bergensk uansett
User avatar #327 to #291 - retardfridge (09/09/2012) [-]
Eni.

E trøndersk sjøl (Y)
User avatar #67 to #64 - goldenpotato (09/08/2012) [-]
This is awesome.
User avatar #120 to #67 - friendlysniff (09/08/2012) [-]
that profile picture ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #326 to #120 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh man, don't make me laugh xD
User avatar #89 to #70 - theshadowed (09/08/2012) [-]
For those British folk who can't watch it due to ******* channel 4, www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfD8pq6oZhw
User avatar #294 to #89 - redJericho (09/08/2012) [-]
Top comment "I think Jehova's witnesses have the same game"

Hahaha
User avatar #261 to #89 - perfectcomment (09/08/2012) [-]
Sweet Jesus that was funny. Thank you for the laughs!
#65 to #64 - vizz ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
the people that live around me have a habit of leaving their shoes outside, sometimes i would ring their doorbell and then try to steal all their shoes.
User avatar #195 - asshams (09/08/2012) [-]
>Be 20 (I'm 22)
>some one ding dong ditches me
>think for a while then go upstairs to get my creepy clown costume I am going to wear for Halloween and scare the **** out of people
>Decide to try it now so I turn off all the lights
>kids are coming up to do it again
>Kid rings door bell then runs. I turn on a dim light and stand in the window.
>I yell through the thin window "You shouldn't do that! I'll be there to see!"
>Kid don't see me but they hear me. Other kids saw me Ignoring it, they go to the next house
>I turn off all the lights and slowly walk out. I creep up behind them. I stand over them and tap one on the shoulder
>He screams. They scream
>They all scream for Ice Cream
#139 - mohamedali (09/08/2012) [-]
Very bad things
User avatar #158 to #139 - princebroken (09/08/2012) [-]
the **** source
#266 to #158 - avyon (09/08/2012) [-]
it looks a lot like SCP-682 but that's most likely not it.
+129
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+1
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#329 to #325 - krumpetking (09/09/2012) [-]
No need to comment. Just don't.
#316 to #282 - soluvy (09/08/2012) [-]
I dont get ths joke. ive played fallout 3, and i want to be part of the joke :(
#318 to #316 - kingoni (09/08/2012) [-]
It's from spongebob! :D
#319 to #318 - soluvy (09/08/2012) [-]
oh, that helps. what was the context of this "at night" ?
oh, that helps. what was the context of this "at night" ?
#82 - spangle (09/08/2012) [-]
The kid's reaction...
The kid's reaction...
#251 - imagnetsux (09/08/2012) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #301 at MOTHER OF MINECRAFT ** very bad things
#245 - heirofaniu (09/08/2012) [-]
VERY bad things.
VERY bad things.
User avatar #324 to #245 - electrosaur (09/08/2012) [-]
only recently did I find out where this gif. is from
and by god
it was a hilarious movie
#189 - intimeaux (09/08/2012) [-]
**intimeaux rolled a random image posted in comment #472991 at MLP Friendly Board ** Very bad things.
#201 to #189 - jasonhc (09/08/2012) [-]
XD
awesome ******* roll
User avatar #190 to #189 - bollocksonabus (09/08/2012) [-]
Oh god I loled
#180 - thenumberq (09/08/2012) [-]
VERY
BAD
THINGS
#247 to #239 - sixsicsix (09/08/2012) [-]
I love fallout
I love fallout
#243 to #239 - artyommetro (09/08/2012) [-]
But not when your a Tunnel snake
#193 - potatotown (09/08/2012) [-]
very bad things
#97 - rollertoaster (09/08/2012) [-]
The kids
#192 - petal (09/08/2012) [-]
Ding dong ditching.   
   
   
SO HARDCORE   
   
   
Their faces when.
Ding dong ditching.


SO HARDCORE


Their faces when.
User avatar #199 to #192 - problematique (09/08/2012) [-]
>Implying you didn't ding dong ditch as a child
User avatar #262 to #199 - potatotown (09/08/2012) [-]
i remember doing it once at like 1 in the morning when i was like 13 on one of my friend's birthday, we went up to this dude's house and we were new to ding dong ditching so we ding donged him like 4 times until he came outside and chased us down the street with a smashed beer bottle and we ran all through back yards and alleys to lose him, i gotta admit, it was kinda fun, aside being almost murdered
#149 - amsel ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
should have dressed as slenderman and done it
User avatar #150 to #149 - haunterbrony (09/08/2012) [-]
Better, the rake.
User avatar #153 to #150 - nightmaren (09/08/2012) [-]
Nah, the rake is more fast paced.
#152 to #149 - robodarkvision (09/08/2012) [-]
i knew that this woulda been used the same day i rolled it :3
#304 to #152 - shime (09/08/2012) [-]
Hun, people have been using this pic before you even rolled it.
Hun, people have been using this pic before you even rolled it.
User avatar #305 to #304 - robodarkvision (09/08/2012) [-]
ik i just rolled it tho so i used it :I
#309 to #305 - shime (09/08/2012) [-]
But it wasn't intentional. You couldn't have known you were going to use it. So it was an accident. I just don't understand how you are behaving as if someone used a pic you made.
But it wasn't intentional. You couldn't have known you were going to use it. So it was an accident. I just don't understand how you are behaving as if someone used a pic you made.
User avatar #310 to #309 - robodarkvision (09/08/2012) [-]
um okay whatever the proper why i shoulda said it :3
#313 to #310 - shime (09/08/2012) [-]
Um.. dafaq am I saying?   
nvm carry on
Um.. dafaq am I saying?
nvm carry on
User avatar #101 - SirFail (09/08/2012) [-]
i am assuming ding-dong-ditched is what you guys across the pond call knock a-door run?
User avatar #114 to #101 - Tsuna (09/08/2012) [-]
Yes. Exactly.
#124 to #101 - superunclesam (09/08/2012) [-]
We also call crisps chips and chips fries.
User avatar #130 to #101 - bleebloo (09/08/2012) [-]
In Canada, we call it Knock Knock Ginger. i have no idea why.
User avatar #328 to #130 - teoberry (09/09/2012) [-]
i've always called it 'ringing and running'. makes more sense than ****** knocking or some of the other names.
#237 - GeorgeBush (09/08/2012) [-]
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