Ding-Dong-Ditched. . near an Paul . 1; I waited five minutes, put on my shoes, and left via the side gate. [walked a black or two and sure enough, there are thr
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Ding-Dong-Ditched

near an Paul . 1;
I waited five minutes, put on my shoes, and left via the side gate. [walked a black or two and
sure enough, there are three kids ditching another house. I walk slowly as they finish their
prank.
After their prank, they decide to stand in the street and giggle. I walk towards them on the
sidewalk. As I pass them I say, Won know, you really shouldn' t stand in the street at night.
Bad things happen at night..." They stare at me. I keep walking.
I turn a corner and, as soon as I' m out of sight, run up an adjacent alleyway, cross the street,
turn around and start walking back. I see them a block away pointing at a house near me.,
The house' s deck has a chair they can' t see. I climb stealthily onto the deck and sit in it.
One of the kids creeps towards the door, but doesn' t see me._ Iust as he' s about to press the
doorbell, I say, "VERY bad things..."
OH bbl* lla" Says kid with bowels. They all run. Simile.
Like . Comment . Unfollow Post
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+4337
Views: 87494
Favorited: 631
Submitted: 09/07/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to onemanstand E-mail to friend submit to reddit

Comments(293):

[ 293 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#21 - patchesdacrazy (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
+129
#8 - casualsnoopy has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#64 - siggythepiggy (09/08/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Have you ever thought about ding-dong-ditching as an adult. Well, it would be really easy wouldn't it? Well, how about you make some new rules? How about you're only allowed to take three steps after ringing the doorbell?
This video demonstrates just that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=002hho8fru0
#251 - imagnetsux (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #301 at MOTHER OF MINECRAFT ** very bad things
#97 - rollertoaster (09/08/2012) [-]
The kids
#239 - tomainstream (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#139 - mohamedali (09/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Very bad things
User avatar #20 - clowheights (09/08/2012) [+] (11 replies)
me and my friends ding dong ditched this guys house 2 times in a row and the second time he waited at his door and chased after my friend but didnt catch him, the best part was thet we left a troll face at his door step. he called the cops. best night ever.
#22 to #20 - jetmb (09/08/2012) [-]
If that's your best night ever, then you are a sad, sad little man.
#149 - amsel (09/08/2012) [+] (8 replies)
should have dressed as slenderman and done it
User avatar #195 - asshams (09/08/2012) [-]
>Be 20 (I'm 22)
>some one ding dong ditches me
>think for a while then go upstairs to get my creepy clown costume I am going to wear for Halloween and scare the **** out of people
>Decide to try it now so I turn off all the lights
>kids are coming up to do it again
>Kid rings door bell then runs. I turn on a dim light and stand in the window.
>I yell through the thin window "You shouldn't do that! I'll be there to see!"
>Kid don't see me but they hear me. Other kids saw me Ignoring it, they go to the next house
>I turn off all the lights and slowly walk out. I creep up behind them. I stand over them and tap one on the shoulder
>He screams. They scream
>They all scream for Ice Cream
#83 - contla (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
They've been... Naughty.
#82 - spangle (09/08/2012) [-]
The kid's reaction...
The kid's reaction...
#282 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#245 - heirofaniu (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
VERY bad things.
VERY bad things.
#180 - thenumberq (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
VERY
BAD
THINGS
#189 - intimeaux (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**intimeaux rolled a random image posted in comment #472991 at MLP Friendly Board ** Very bad things.
#193 - potatotown (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
very bad things
#278 - victorfzec (09/08/2012) [-]
**victorfzec rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Deadpool **
User avatar #101 - SirFail (09/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i am assuming ding-dong-ditched is what you guys across the pond call knock a-door run?
[ 293 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)