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Why I Hate Religious People

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#109 - danzoshimura (09/08/2012) [-]
What is really sad is the fact that people take the time to make fake christian accounts just to post fake **** like this.
User avatar #117 to #109 - darthblam (09/08/2012) [-]
What's even more sad is that there really are people like this out there in real life... And unfortunately they aren't that uncommon...
#79 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
You guys are the most retarded people. I'm an atheist, but this is so obviously a troll it's not even funny. For ****** sake her god damned name is "Jesus is my BFF"
#608 to #79 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
But isn't it just as detestable that they would go through all that trouble just to get a rise out of people?
User avatar #259 to #79 - thepyras (09/08/2012) [-]
I wish I could thumb you to top comment so everyone would see this and realize how stupid we are for taking the trolls as serious people.
#25 - killboy (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm Christian myself and really....Those people are faggots for praying about that. I was pretty sure that Christianity is a lot about not hating on people like that. ACh well.
I'm Christian myself and really....Those people are faggots for praying about that. I was pretty sure that Christianity is a lot about not hating on people like that. ACh well.
User avatar #264 to #25 - shitshitshit (09/08/2012) [-]
exactly
#499 to #25 - roarflmao (09/08/2012) [-]
no but there are faggots in all belief systems, religious, political, etc.. no belief ever says "be a faggot" instead they all say more or less the exact opposite, still retards like to interpret **** their own way that suites them in their fit of rage and if the other person has a different belief than them they cant really prove them wrong they seem to think
#186 to #25 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
Yeah unlike the other christians like you, who pray for totally legit things. I mean, how can they talk to themselves about stupid **** like that? I am sure you talk to yourself about much more important issues.
User avatar #230 to #186 - killboy (09/08/2012) [-]
I rarely ever pray...And when I do,it is for something more serious and important.
User avatar #235 to #230 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
Like?

I mean, the most important thing ever, would be like, world peace or the end of starvation and poverty, right?

I never got why god just chose to say " **** that, I'll cure this one persons grandma lol"

Also, how do you take it when you pray for something, and it doesn't happen?
User avatar #251 to #235 - killboy (09/08/2012) [-]
I am no Super-Duper-Paragon-Person-Thingy-Mc-Jiggly. Just another human with his own flaws. If I pray,yes,it is usually for my family. I don't pray in hopes of bringing others misery or doing them any harm (Like in the image above)...
And yeah,mate. I'm assuming you are an Atheist. I can't go full-auto Christian on your ass like a good proportion of the Religious internet does. I don't get God either,he could,according to our religion,make us all his followers,yet he decided not to do so. I don't really know,I'll just use the famous: ''God works in mysterious ways.'' line. :P
User avatar #266 to #251 - thepyras (09/08/2012) [-]
I tend to think of it like this. If you were to create a bunch of tiny beings that you don't need for anything whatsoever, would it be more worth it to you if you made it to where all of them would automatically love you, or if one of them chose to?
User avatar #277 to #266 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
No, that's not how it is.. God LOVES us. He shows his love by making us sick and miserable.
User avatar #282 to #277 - thepyras (09/08/2012) [-]
I don't think He makes anyone sick or miserable, I just think He doesn't feel obligated to make anyone happy. What does He owe us? What do we do for Him? That's how I feel about it.
User avatar #339 to #282 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
If he has the power to do it, but just refuses, that makes him a pretty big asshole.
User avatar #374 to #339 - killboy (09/08/2012) [-]
Thepyras has a valid point,mate. God did decide to create us for reasons unknown to us. He really doesn't owe us anything. Though,he did give us the power of choice. He did give us an opportunity. Some do have it worse than others,yes,but it's just how it goes. If your life is crap at the moment,or has been crap for a long time,why don't you do something about it?

Also,this sharing of opinion is getting repetitive,shall we not stop now?
User avatar #253 to #235 - thepyras (09/08/2012) [-]
If you want a real answer to that, it's because the world's problems are caused by humans. The things you described exist because people are selfish or because of overpopulation, both problems caused by humans. I think if God were to set the world straight and fix everything wrong with it, within a thousand years (or not even that) we would be right back where we are.

Also, a prayer is a request, literally asking God for something you want. If you asked your parents for something when you were a kid and they didn't give it to you, would you assume they didn't love you anymore?
User avatar #276 to #253 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
If I was sick and had pain on a daily basis, and my parents could cure me, for free, and they didn't do it, then yes, I would stop loving them.
User avatar #284 to #276 - thepyras (09/08/2012) [-]
Your parents don't have that kind of power, and if they did they wouldn't consider your sickness to be that big of a deal. If you had been around longer than time itself, the death or illness of the tiny creatures you created wouldn't seem as important as they are to you right now as a human. Especially if you believe that people do have an immortal soul, if you do, we never actually die to God, just our bodies, which seem entirely insignificant in the long run.
User avatar #336 to #284 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
Why put us through all this pain in the first place? To me god sounds like a child getting joy from torturing beetles.
#414 to #336 - lumi (09/08/2012) [-]
Stop being an asshole and just leave him be.
User avatar #441 to #414 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
Nah, too fun. I love how everybody in the comic section is either a butthurt christian, or a bitch atheist.
#672 to #441 - killboy (09/09/2012) [-]
WEll I answered a bunch of times and I'm pretty sure I didn't call you a dick by now or get butthurt. I 'unno,if you're trying to troll us,it's not really that effective.
User avatar #483 to #441 - thepyras (09/08/2012) [-]
Ooh, so you were a troll then? I'm not butthurt, I answered your questions because I thought you wanted answers.
User avatar #487 to #483 - arnoldbusk (09/08/2012) [-]
I hate that term, but I guess kinda. And I was actually serious, I have never gotten any good answers. Ever. Always cop outs, or people telling me I'm a dick.
User avatar #413 to #235 - vigilum ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
God gave us free will. We chose to hoard up goods and kill eachother. If he undoes that he removes free will.
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#32 to #25 - carevq ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
i know, right? those kind of "christians"are why the atheists consider us morons and non-tolerating...feels bad, man :(
User avatar #38 to #32 - killboy (09/08/2012) [-]
Yes,indeed. It was clearly stated that we are not the ones to judge one another. A few bad apples can spoil the rest,eh?
User avatar #50 to #32 - sinonyx (09/08/2012) [-]
i only consider the west borrow baptist church morons and non-tolerating (but i think everyone can agree with that).. other than that, i could pretty much care less about what religion someone is
#469 to #32 - greasychesticles (09/08/2012) [-]
Don't worry, every religion has its retards. Atheism included
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#75 - RykenX (09/08/2012) [-]
>Be Atheist   
>Make religious account on yahoo   
>Make dumb comments about praying and god.   
>Watch as people think that you're actually christian.    
   
Oh the world.
>Be Atheist
>Make religious account on yahoo
>Make dumb comments about praying and god.
>Watch as people think that you're actually christian.

Oh the world.
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User avatar #430 to #75 - graphically (09/08/2012) [-]
>Be Christian
>Make athiest account on funnyjunk
>Make dumb athiest posts about bashing christians
>Watch as funnyjunk thinks they're actually athiests.
#433 - krunoking (09/08/2012) [-]
I lost it in "browsing yahoo articles"
#315 - thebigcountry (09/08/2012) [-]
I swear to god, people like this make decent religious folks look like ******* twats...
>MFW that comment
#566 - evtrai (09/08/2012) [-]
Bitches like those are the ones that make Catholics and Christians look bad overall

These scumbags aren't Catholics or Christians, they are fricking fanatics.
#595 to #566 - elmosays (09/08/2012) [-]






Catholics are Christians i should know but your point is very nice
User avatar #531 - lulurare (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm Christian and I apologize for this idiot.
User avatar #537 to #531 - tulimarito (09/08/2012) [-]
Me too
#516 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
No, this should be why you hate stupid people.

Religion does not equal bad.

Stupid people equal bad.
#503 - drmrniceguy (09/08/2012) [-]
>religious post   
>starts religion master debate   
>mfw
>religious post
>starts religion master debate
>mfw
#502 - ascendedwings (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm a christian, and that's just sad and wrong, not saying I'm perfect but still.
We are supposed to love our neighbors, no matter their race, gender, sexuality.
This is a very bad example of a so called christian.
Jesus is very disappoint that she would thank him for allowing something bad to happen to someone.
#369 - jitterz (09/08/2012) [-]
reminds me of Toy Story 2
#406 to #369 - spikewest (09/08/2012) [-]
memories
memories
#258 - bollocksonabus (09/08/2012) [-]
Reading her comment I was just thinking...
User avatar #293 to #258 - jokeface (09/08/2012) [-]
That's what I thought of as well. I thought it was actually going to be a bait/switch story like on /b/
#199 to #194 - doodthedud (09/08/2012) [-]
This.
So much this.
#189 - patchesdacrazy (09/08/2012) [-]
>know this couple   
>she is Christian, he  is IDGAF   
>She gets pregnant out of wedlock    
>Her Family rages, almost disowns her, still plan to   
>They get wed   
>Baby is born   
>Baby is Autistic   
>Couple distraught   
>Her Family stoically takes it as a sign from god, punishing them   
>Blames them, and pretty much says 'Serves you right' and walks away from them   
   
yeah, this 			*******		 right here.
>know this couple
>she is Christian, he is IDGAF
>She gets pregnant out of wedlock
>Her Family rages, almost disowns her, still plan to
>They get wed
>Baby is born
>Baby is Autistic
>Couple distraught
>Her Family stoically takes it as a sign from god, punishing them
>Blames them, and pretty much says 'Serves you right' and walks away from them

yeah, this ******* right here.
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#192 to #189 - bokkos (09/08/2012) [-]
Autism isn't even the worse thing to happen... Hell an extra chromosome is way worse.

You know what you must do. Leave none alive.
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#59 - bcsaint (09/08/2012) [-]
you cant lump all us Christians in with dumb 			*****		 like that
you cant lump all us Christians in with dumb ***** like that
#586 - shlycke (09/08/2012) [-]
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#407 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
See, that's not called a religious person. That's called an asshole.
#4 - rprol (09/08/2012) [-]
I haven't even read the bible, nor am I a Christian yet even I have the bit about 'loving your neighbour'.
I haven't even read the bible, nor am I a Christian yet even I have the bit about 'loving your neighbour'.
User avatar #55 to #4 - bjartur (09/08/2012) [-]
Nice jew nose you got there
#361 - 1234321 (09/08/2012) [-]
im pretty sure thats a troll

at least i hope so
User avatar #370 to #361 - vivapinatapro (09/08/2012) [-]
Good eye. You are in the 1% who noticed, it would seem.
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