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#111 - itsdonealredy (09/08/2012) [-]
i hate having a hairy asshole
User avatar #124 to #111 - elizabethsiber (09/08/2012) [-]
You could shave it, you know. Just sayian
#127 to #124 - Nickdowgg (09/08/2012) [-]
What if you cut it?
You just gonna, shave that?
User avatar #129 to #127 - elizabethsiber (09/08/2012) [-]
If you take it easy and make sure not to cut yourself, it shouldn't be a problem unless you're the type of person who has a tough time taking it easy. Shaving shouldn't be done aggressively anyway. Take your time and it'll both look and feel nice without any cuts
#100 - grandmabetty ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
I was in Dubai recently and their bathrooms usually have a bidet. This one I had was literally a ******* Arseblaster Turbo 2000 and I swear to god, blasted a jet of water up your ******** that was as thin as a squirt from a pressure washer.
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#120 to #101 - Kirara (09/08/2012) [-]
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#46 - copperman (09/08/2012) [-]
yep got a busy day today
User avatar #94 - asshams (09/08/2012) [-]
I hate it when you pee and when you are done you pull your pants up but a bit dribbles in your underwear
#68 - lolmasterx (09/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a ****** way to spend your time, then.
#82 - fourskins (09/08/2012) [-]
The 			****		 did I just read?
The **** did I just read?
User avatar #40 - danceswithbears (09/08/2012) [-]
i stay on the toilet when i wipe it's just odd to stand with a dirty ass
User avatar #110 - ascian (09/08/2012) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk, where people have discussions over wiping stances.
#65 - isthispatrick (09/08/2012) [-]
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#80 - darthdemise (09/08/2012) [-]
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#51 - laaars (09/08/2012) [-]
where is the blood ?
#107 - John Cena (09/08/2012) [-]
take a little shower after you shat, because there will be always crap between your ass cheeks even if you wipe the **** out of it
#108 to #107 - necrophyxia (09/08/2012) [-]
>even after you wipe the **** out of it
User avatar #67 - zigzagderpaderp (09/08/2012) [-]
I try to spread my ass cheeks as wide as possible so there's less **** to wipe. I learned this while camping in the Rockies for a week :p
User avatar #71 to #67 - violenthandjob (09/08/2012) [-]
Holy **** I thought I was the only one who did that.....
User avatar #104 to #71 - dangerbearr (09/08/2012) [-]
I do it too, man.
User avatar #85 to #67 - ugnac (09/08/2012) [-]
Goatse to poop?
User avatar #86 to #85 - zigzagderpaderp (09/08/2012) [-]
essentially yes
User avatar #32 - breadbasket (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only person who looks at the toilet paper after I wipe.
I'm very unsure as to the reason, but I also take a look in the toilet to see how big my poop was.
User avatar #4 - AccWasLost (09/08/2012) [-]
who the **** stands up to wipe?
#41 to #4 - John Cena (09/08/2012) [-]
i stand to wipe you know you can always lean and wipe to open your buttcheeks. Sitting down and wiping is scary what if i miscalculate and get **** on my hands or toilet water or **** filled toilet water. it's actually pretty embarrasing when your standing up leaning and wiping like its a god damn olympic sport and your so concentrated and someone walks in on you(it happenened to me :c)
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User avatar #122 to #4 - ggfj (09/08/2012) [-]
**ggfj rolled user xblooddrunkx ** this guy
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#28 to #4 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Wait, people sit down while they wipe?
That's kind of gross.
User avatar #70 to #28 - seniorpokeman (09/08/2012) [-]
Not really... wait, how the **** do you stand and wipe...?
User avatar #23 to #4 - lulgazmz (09/08/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up simply because I cannot comprehend how you wipe sitting down...
#31 to #4 - xnotcreative (09/08/2012) [-]
I do, because I'm afraid I might touch the toilet water, or the walls covered in toilet water.
User avatar #92 to #4 - shitshitshit (09/08/2012) [-]
who wipes
User avatar #109 to #92 - comicallotus (09/08/2012) [-]
who whips?
User avatar #10 to #4 - Sambenmaggie (09/08/2012) [-]
I didn't know people didn't........
User avatar #9 to #4 - failtolawl (09/08/2012) [-]
how are you able to sit down and wipe?
#13 to #4 - hertogrick (09/08/2012) [-]
Whoah, you sit while whiping your ass?
#102 to #13 - John Cena (09/08/2012) [-]
IT'S NOT HARD GUYS, YOU JUST PUT YOUR HAND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS SO THAT IT TOUCHES YOUR GOOCH THEN YOU WIPE UPWARDS
#29 to #4 - xelihope (09/08/2012) [-]
Females sit down to wipe...or maybe that's just me...

Seeing how many of you stand to wipe is making me unsure of everything I thought I once knew!

Wiping while standing is crazy hard. While your sitting, your butt separates more easily.
#44 to #29 - grahamernazi ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
I liked the part when you said, "While your sitting, your butt separates more easily.".
I liked the part when you said, "While your sitting, your butt separates more easily.".
User avatar #49 to #44 - sefercil (09/08/2012) [-]
oh. i recently saw that episode. always feels nice when that happens.
User avatar #48 to #29 - sefercil (09/08/2012) [-]
im a female and i stand up ._. i also squat to pee cuz i don't like toilet seat germs. and i don't want to sit on a warm toilet seat. because that scares me.
User avatar #105 to #48 - critality ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
who cares about germs? its your ASS, you know the thing that sprays liquid sludge whenever you get sick?
User avatar #136 to #105 - sefercil (09/09/2012) [-]
yeah. but i also don't wanna touch a warm seat or a cold one. and it's the idea of it, man ._.
User avatar #137 to #136 - critality ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
for me if fine either way, i just choose to look at the brighter side, its cold, no ones touched it in a while, great, its warm? awesome, noo ass goosebumps
User avatar #8 to #4 - thechosentroll (09/08/2012) [-]
**thechosentroll raises his hand**
User avatar #16 to #8 - jetpistol (09/08/2012) [-]
It's funny because this debate shows up every other day, and I, jetpistol the first, cannot defend any point of view because I do both. I start sitted, continue standing and finish sitted.
#134 - sirchester (09/08/2012) [-]
No females in the comment sections. That proves either
1. There are no females on the internet
or
2. Females do not ****
#121 - iambroom (09/08/2012) [-]
The first wipe stain looks like England.
User avatar #99 - blaugranes (09/08/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who thought that the first wipe looked like the united kingdom minus northern ireland?
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