The biggest number. If you don't know what number is it, you should practice it more... SPOILER . . 69. There were 6 people in an airplane Suddenly the airplane
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The biggest number

The biggest number. If you don't know what number is it, you should practice it more... SPOILER . . 69. There were 6 people in an airplane Suddenly the airplane

If you don't know what number is it, you should practice it more...
*SPOILER*
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69

There were 6 people in an airplane
Suddenly the airplane engine explodes.
so the pilot takes a parachute and
jumps from the airplane.
The passengers look for some
parachutes. but they only Fgot one
What are
we gonna
I know what to do: the person who makes the biggest
number with these 2 matchsticks takes the parachute
Okay, me first
ONE PLUS ONE " TWO
Give me the parachute!
THAT MEANS FIVE
The parachute is mine!
Wait wait...
MEANS TEN
The parachute is mine!
ms MAKE
THE NUMBER ELEVEN
It' s MY parachute!
The parachute is
finally MINE!
While the person with the L was
claiming victory. the last person said...
Hahaha, give me the
damn parachute...
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#236 - chuckycoke (09/08/2012) [-]
How the 			****		 did they get matchsticks on a plane?
How the **** did they get matchsticks on a plane?
#239 to #236 - wheresthefudge (09/08/2012) [-]
I'd say if there's only six of them it's probably a private or charter plane. The rules are lax on what you can bring onto those.
I'd say if there's only six of them it's probably a private or charter plane. The rules are lax on what you can bring onto those.
User avatar #247 to #239 - shinkaia (09/08/2012) [-]
.....or one of them had them stuck up their butt
#33 - kapurass (09/08/2012) [-]
if they were really  smart, one would just take the 			*******		 parachute while the others are busy with the matches
if they were really smart, one would just take the ******* parachute while the others are busy with the matches
User avatar #279 to #33 - amusingtoaster (09/08/2012) [-]
I thought that was how to joke was going to end
#288 - kusalranawaka (09/08/2012) [-]
You're not allowed to bring matchstick on planes, These guys are terrorists
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User avatar #198 to #165 - samoaspider (09/08/2012) [-]
you could make it into 9696 tho bro
User avatar #418 to #198 - iamnaked (09/11/2012) [-]
How?
#196 to #165 - allnamesexist (09/08/2012) [-]
MM = 2000

U mad?
#169 to #165 - SuperGrilledCheese (09/08/2012) [-]
I read that as 15 at first and didn't see how that was a big number   
   
...			*******		 computers
I read that as 15 at first and didn't see how that was a big number

... ******* computers
#206 to #165 - allnamesexist (09/08/2012) [-]
69^11

168787390185178430000

What now
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#75 - auda (09/08/2012) [-]
6 people are in a plane.   
Pilot jumps out.   
6 people are left.   
wut
6 people are in a plane.
Pilot jumps out.
6 people are left.
wut
#93 to #75 - weinerdick (09/08/2012) [-]
For 			****		 like this, anyone other than the "main cast", shall we say, is automatically discounted as being a person.
For **** like this, anyone other than the "main cast", shall we say, is automatically discounted as being a person.
User avatar #14 - ezmack (09/07/2012) [-]
You can't bring matches on a plane.............
User avatar #15 to #14 - erbos (09/07/2012) [-]
Why?
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#19 to #16 - erbos (09/07/2012) [-]
But I think if the airplane crashes in the savannah and you survive, you'll need matches to make fire.
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#20 to #19 - diilemmaz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #20 - erbos (09/07/2012) [-]
Okay, you won   
YFW
Okay, you won
YFW
#21 to #20 - TehNinjaOkina (09/07/2012) [-]
Actually the lighter was invented before matches were.
#34 to #21 - cygnuswithasmile (09/08/2012) [-]
Technically not true, although the modern friction match was created in 1816, there are records of small pieces of wood which had sulphur infused in them which were used to start fires (essentially Matches) in the year 577 which was nearly 1100 years before the invention of the lighter.
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User avatar #25 to #23 - TehNinjaOkina (09/07/2012) [-]
Your statement doesn't null mine. I believe you meant to say "The blow torch was invented before matches as well.
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#28 to #26 - Rascal (09/07/2012) [-]
you're trying to hard, bro. not working
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#334 - niconicodouga (09/08/2012) [-]
>6 people on plane
>Pilot jumps out
>6 people remains
#354 to #334 - nightstar (09/08/2012) [-]
Ha. You still think pilots are people?

Clearly you don't know who Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger.

To sum him up, he's a god. Not a mortal.
#292 - Prada (09/08/2012) [-]
>plane falling out of the sky
>play with matchsticks
#303 to #292 - Rascal (09/08/2012) [-]
> one parachute
> comes up with idea with matchsticks
> 1+1=2
> GENIUS
#294 - davin (09/08/2012) [-]
Why not just snatch the parachute while the other morons are ******* around with sticks?
User avatar #295 to #294 - fuzzyballs (09/08/2012) [-]
because that would be an even worse "joke"
#87 - beatmasterz (09/08/2012) [-]
I know it's a joke and all, but the first guy who makes two, is he really going to think nobody is making a larger number than two?
#314 - JudasLitl (09/08/2012) [-]
i see what you did there
#281 - gafasipo (09/08/2012) [-]
Or while they were busy playing with matchsticks I'd just grab the parachute and jump off
User avatar #234 - stickdick (09/08/2012) [-]
>There were 6 people on a plane
>Pilot jumps out
>Still 6 people on plane
>Then who was pilot?
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#238 to #234 - Rascal (09/08/2012) [-]
aliens.jpg
#143 - kusalranawaka (09/08/2012) [-]
Everyone that came up with a mathematical or historical solution dies while the immature dumbass lives. Yup that's what the world need more of...
Everyone that came up with a mathematical or historical solution dies while the immature dumbass lives. Yup that's what the world need more of...
#300 - pinkiepieisacock (09/08/2012) [-]
>Plane about to crash
>DURRHURR MY STICKS MAKE ROMAN NUMERALS
#305 to #300 - pendulum (09/08/2012) [-]
this made me laugh hard for whatever reason
#49 - charasmaticjdub (09/08/2012) [-]
HA! 2! Beat that!
#156 - triggathepirate (09/08/2012) [-]
Is it just me that thought someone was gonna take it while they were busy being morons with matches.
Is it just me that thought someone was gonna take it while they were busy being morons with matches.

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#356 - megamaiden (09/08/2012) [-]
**megamaiden rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Sexy time plz ** My last 69 was with...
**megamaiden rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Sexy time plz ** My last 69 was with...
User avatar #357 to #356 - kingarther (09/08/2012) [-]
Nice roll dude
User avatar #359 to #356 - pytagon (09/08/2012) [-]
Dat roll
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User avatar #224 - melontwilight (09/08/2012) [-]
Why would a plane built to carry at least 6 passengers plus a pilot only have 2 parachutes?
User avatar #230 to #224 - forsakensaint (09/08/2012) [-]
To film awesome last moment match games, duh...
#231 to #224 - Rascal (09/08/2012) [-]
why would the titanic, a ship built for over a thousand people, only have enough emergency boats for under half its passengers.
User avatar #237 to #231 - melontwilight (09/08/2012) [-]
That's because people were stupid, and only put just over the minimum lifeboats legally required, because it was thought that the Titanic was unsinkable, and also that since the route they were taking was heavily shipped, if an accident did happen, more boats would be near by anyway.
Actually, no boats those days carried enough lifeboats for all passengers, which changed after the sinking of the Titanic.
#241 to #237 - themanwhoknocks (09/08/2012) [-]
Obviously what he's trying to say is they needed more lifeboats. It's an informative comic.
User avatar #246 to #231 - formidableguy (09/08/2012) [-]
Captain smith was over confident on the quality of the ship and its title of being unsinkable. A few days before launch he ordered that half the lifeboats should be removed to make the ship lighter so he could set a new record in crossing the Atlantic as it was his last voyage.Also the amount of lifeboats on the ship was seen as being "untidy" and "cluttered" and so to make the ship look better they had a few more removed.
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