Obese Woman. . My favorite part about the obese woman on the bus this morning in the dashing royal blue velour sweatsuit and glorious magenta wig wasn‘ t that s
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Obese Woman

My favorite part about the obese woman on
the bus this morning in the dashing royal
blue velour sweatsuit and glorious magenta
wig wasn‘ t that she was having a very loud
fifteen minute conversation on a ttell phone
that was clearly about picking up some
weed at mm on a Wednesday. No, it was
the horrified look of the stranger as she gave
him track his cell phone that she had
borrowed. And his more confused look as
she pulled out her own cell phone and
began to text. Some people are just that
awesome.
i is " people like this.
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#5 - taartislekker (09/07/2012) [-]
This happened to me some time ago:   
   
> Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend   
> Old lady takes a seat right next to me   
> She takes out her phone and starts calling loudly   
> " Good afternoon is this the number for anonymous crime report? "   
> " I would like report myself for the armed robbery on the money transport yesterday"   
> " Yes, me and my homies robbed it and i wanted to report that"   
> " You want me to give you my name? I thought this was anonymous! "   
> " Well, 			****		 you then! "   
> She hangs up and walks away   
> mfw   
   
Turned out i was on the hidden camera tv show benidorm bastards
This happened to me some time ago:

> Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend
> Old lady takes a seat right next to me
> She takes out her phone and starts calling loudly
> " Good afternoon is this the number for anonymous crime report? "
> " I would like report myself for the armed robbery on the money transport yesterday"
> " Yes, me and my homies robbed it and i wanted to report that"
> " You want me to give you my name? I thought this was anonymous! "
> " Well, **** you then! "
> She hangs up and walks away
> mfw

Turned out i was on the hidden camera tv show benidorm bastards
User avatar #208 to #5 - klink (09/08/2012) [-]
i was in amsterdam and benidorm this summer for vacation with my family o_O

aqualandia in benidorm is ******* amazing btw
User avatar #22 to #5 - Timmietim (09/07/2012) [-]
welke aflevering
User avatar #54 to #5 - princebroken (09/08/2012) [-]
pics or video
User avatar #20 to #5 - cudakd (09/07/2012) [-]
PICS (or video) OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
#12 to #5 - thespankster (09/07/2012) [-]
YOU WERE ON BENIDORM BASTARDS!?
#93 to #12 - taartislekker (09/08/2012) [-]
It were the auditions for the grannies, but it was filmed though. I had to sign some forms and they told me that if the footage turned out to be good it might make it onto the show. Sadly i diddn´t hear or see any of it again.
#209 to #93 - John Cena (09/08/2012) [-]
Now you know to act more surprised when crazy **** happens around you.
#2 - tiredofannon (09/07/2012) [-]
The only reason I learned German was so that I could act like I don't understand English when people on the bus start talking to me.
User avatar #36 to #2 - dustyshane (09/08/2012) [-]
Did you actualyl learn enough to speak fluently, or just to say basic stuff like " I don't speak English".
#47 to #36 - tiredofannon (09/08/2012) [-]
I actually took 3 years of German classes in middle and high school. I did horribly though and since its been several years since high school I only remember a few words.
User avatar #48 to #2 - RisenLichen ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
One of the many wonders of being raised on one language but learning another in school.
User avatar #62 to #2 - dsand (09/08/2012) [-]
I tried that with canadian.
User avatar #90 to #2 - downwiththesicknes (09/08/2012) [-]
You learnt an entire language rather than just avoiding buses?
User avatar #21 to #2 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
I just found a use for 12 years of french immersion
User avatar #6 to #2 - MakiChan (09/07/2012) [-]
i have some korean customers i get along with that tell me they pretend they dont know english when they know it quite well. they do it both so people will let them be and to get a laugh.
#52 - josieabby (09/08/2012) [-]
when the dealer calls the number back to change the pick up time
User avatar #64 to #52 - duckspasm (09/08/2012) [-]
omg is this from the amanda show
#65 to #64 - josieabby (09/08/2012) [-]
Yes.   
Yes it is.
Yes.
Yes it is.
User avatar #68 to #65 - duckspasm (09/08/2012) [-]
good memories....i miss that show
User avatar #56 to #52 - dancinlobstas (09/08/2012) [-]
yayay!!
#103 - ipoood (09/08/2012) [-]
Y U NO CHECK YOUR NOTIFICATIONS!!]
User avatar #80 - whitelight (09/08/2012) [-]
Just when I thought i couldnt hate Nicki Minaj anymore, she goes and pulls this **** .
#100 to #80 - brothergrimm ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 - Bminogue ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
**Bminogue rolled a random image posted in comment #531526 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
mfw people ask to use my phone
**Bminogue rolled a random image posted in comment #531526 at MLP Friendly Board **

mfw people ask to use my phone
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#49 to #42 - merrymarvelite (09/08/2012) [-]
MFW someone asks to use my phone.
MFW someone asks to use my phone.
User avatar #53 to #49 - princebroken (09/08/2012) [-]
yup
#69 - Yakosaki ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Somehow i read "Black woman"
User avatar #105 to #69 - kureizikitsune (09/08/2012) [-]
Black woman, obese...I fail to see a difference.
#106 to #69 - John Cena (09/08/2012) [-]
whoa whoa whoa, she wasn't? Damn she wasn't. What's wrong with me
User avatar #70 to #69 - sublimedafuq (09/08/2012) [-]
Uhhhh... I thought i was the only one who would imagine this being a black woman.
User avatar #74 to #70 - kaytyn (09/08/2012) [-]
I thought your avatar was an awesome item for a split second.
User avatar #79 to #74 - sublimedafuq (09/08/2012) [-]
That's because it is...
User avatar #78 to #74 - faithrider (09/08/2012) [-]
it should be...
User avatar #1 - zaxzwim ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
you have notifications... look at them.. DO ETT!!
User avatar #19 - asshams (09/07/2012) [-]
My favourite thing about Obese women is one time (not related to this but it was on a bus) I was waiting for the bus to come. I found out it took a sharp turn and there was too much weight on one side that it flipped. about 4 over weight women were on the side of that bus
#71 to #19 - John Cena (09/08/2012) [-]
when your in america, YOU SPELL IT FAVORITE
User avatar #212 to #71 - asshams (09/08/2012) [-]
I guess I am from ************* Canada
User avatar #84 to #71 - whypickausername (09/08/2012) [-]
anon spells a word wrong when correcting a spelling.....
#118 - thecharliesheen (09/08/2012) [-]
Nicki Minaj rides the bus?
#126 to #118 - John Cena (09/08/2012) [-]
she's not obese in any way. she's a stupid hoe but she does have a fine body. and one phat ass.
#210 to #126 - thecharliesheen (09/08/2012) [-]
I could eat cereal out of the cellulite on her ass.
You can have it.
User avatar #139 to #126 - cupcakedevourer (09/08/2012) [-]
The ass was fat.
#7 - northyrn (09/07/2012) [-]
Awesome?

She made a call to arrange a drug deal, using a phone that a kind person had allowed her to borrow. She was openly arranging said drug deal at 7am on a Wednesday in a public place. Not only is that a completely ****** thing to do as it shows a complete disrespect for everyone around her, doing it on a school-day morning on public transport, it's likely there were young kids there also.

She sounds like a complete and utter wanker.
#15 to #7 - uifilms (09/07/2012) [-]
wat this is the internet
wat this is the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - spawnconnery ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Da na na naaa, Sracasm!
User avatar #9 to #8 - spawnconnery ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Sarcasm*
User avatar #10 to #8 - northyrn (09/07/2012) [-]
The thing is, I'd imagine that some people might think she was acting awesome. She organised a drug deal from someone else's phone at 7am, and she's wearing ridiculous clothing, so she clearly doesn't give a **** . I thought that people were thinking she was 'awesome' because she went far beyond caring what anyone else thought (I know we shouldn't care what people think, but she crossed the line of common decency into downright disrespectfulness).

But I may have been reading into this far too much and maybe it was sarcasm and completely missed the point of the post...
User avatar #11 to #10 - spawnconnery ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Da na na naaaaaa, oh I see.
#28 to #7 - darthtomale ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
so someone was making a business arrangement. I see no problem here. Except that she borrowed someones phone to do it when she could have used her own.   
   
and that shes a fat 			****
so someone was making a business arrangement. I see no problem here. Except that she borrowed someones phone to do it when she could have used her own.

and that shes a fat ****
#27 to #7 - gooblexgobble (09/08/2012) [-]
Utter wanker you say?
#99 - lordjask (09/08/2012) [-]
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Shut up and take my FJ points **

Just what I would want if she was a bit thin..
#40 - augustusxxiv (09/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#73 - kaytyn (09/08/2012) [-]
#60 - sathrax (09/08/2012) [-]
She can talk on my phone anyday
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