Obese Woman. .. This happened to me some time ago: > Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend > Old lady takes a seat right next to me > Sh Obese Woman This happened to me some time ago: > Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend Old lady takes seat right next Sh
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#5 - taartislekker
Reply +322
(09/07/2012) [-]
This happened to me some time ago:   
   
> Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend   
> Old lady takes a seat right next to me   
> She takes out her phone and starts calling loudly   
> " Good afternoon is this the number for anonymous crime report? "   
> " I would like report myself for the armed robbery on the money transport yesterday"   
> " Yes, me and my homies robbed it and i wanted to report that"   
> " You want me to give you my name? I thought this was anonymous! "   
> " Well, **** you then! "   
> She hangs up and walks away   
> mfw   
   
Turned out i was on the hidden camera tv show benidorm bastards
This happened to me some time ago:

> Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend
> Old lady takes a seat right next to me
> She takes out her phone and starts calling loudly
> " Good afternoon is this the number for anonymous crime report? "
> " I would like report myself for the armed robbery on the money transport yesterday"
> " Yes, me and my homies robbed it and i wanted to report that"
> " You want me to give you my name? I thought this was anonymous! "
> " Well, **** you then! "
> She hangs up and walks away
> mfw

Turned out i was on the hidden camera tv show benidorm bastards
#208 to #5 - klink
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
i was in amsterdam and benidorm this summer for vacation with my family o_O

aqualandia in benidorm is ******* amazing btw
#22 to #5 - Timmietim ONLINE
Reply +5
(09/07/2012) [-]
welke aflevering
#54 to #5 - princebroken
Reply +7
(09/08/2012) [-]
pics or video
#20 to #5 - cudakd
Reply +74
(09/07/2012) [-]
PICS (or video) OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
#12 to #5 - thespankster
Reply +126
(09/07/2012) [-]
YOU WERE ON BENIDORM BASTARDS!?
#93 to #12 - taartislekker
Reply +21
(09/08/2012) [-]
It were the auditions for the grannies, but it was filmed though. I had to sign some forms and they told me that if the footage turned out to be good it might make it onto the show. Sadly i diddn´t hear or see any of it again.
#209 to #93 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
Now you know to act more surprised when crazy **** happens around you.
#42 - Bminogue ONLINE
Reply +125
(09/08/2012) [-]
**Bminogue rolled a random image posted in comment #531526 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
mfw people ask to use my phone
**Bminogue rolled a random image posted in comment #531526 at MLP Friendly Board **

mfw people ask to use my phone
#45 to #42 - denoface
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#49 to #42 - merrymarvelite
Reply +70
(09/08/2012) [-]
MFW someone asks to use my phone.
MFW someone asks to use my phone.
#53 to #49 - princebroken
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
yup
#2 - tiredofannon
Reply +112
(09/07/2012) [-]
The only reason I learned German was so that I could act like I don't understand English when people on the bus start talking to me.
#36 to #2 - dustyshane
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
Did you actualyl learn enough to speak fluently, or just to say basic stuff like " I don't speak English".
#47 to #36 - tiredofannon
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
I actually took 3 years of German classes in middle and high school. I did horribly though and since its been several years since high school I only remember a few words.
#48 to #2 - RisenLichen
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
One of the many wonders of being raised on one language but learning another in school.
#62 to #2 - dsand
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
I tried that with canadian.
#90 to #2 - downwiththesicknes
Reply +2
(09/08/2012) [-]
You learnt an entire language rather than just avoiding buses?
#21 to #2 - ferrettamer ONLINE
Reply +3
(09/07/2012) [-]
I just found a use for 12 years of french immersion
#6 to #2 - MakiChan
Reply +22
(09/07/2012) [-]
i have some korean customers i get along with that tell me they pretend they dont know english when they know it quite well. they do it both so people will let them be and to get a laugh.
#7 - northyrn
Reply +73
(09/07/2012) [-]
Awesome?

She made a call to arrange a drug deal, using a phone that a kind person had allowed her to borrow. She was openly arranging said drug deal at 7am on a Wednesday in a public place. Not only is that a completely ****** thing to do as it shows a complete disrespect for everyone around her, doing it on a school-day morning on public transport, it's likely there were young kids there also.

She sounds like a complete and utter wanker.
#15 to #7 - uifilms
Reply -2
(09/07/2012) [-]
wat this is the internet
wat this is the internet
#61 to #7 - thundagawd
Reply +3
(09/08/2012) [-]
#8 to #7 - spawnconnery ONLINE
Reply +10
(09/07/2012) [-]
Da na na naaa, Sracasm!
#9 to #8 - spawnconnery ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/07/2012) [-]
Sarcasm*
#10 to #8 - northyrn
Reply 0
(09/07/2012) [-]
The thing is, I'd imagine that some people might think she was acting awesome. She organised a drug deal from someone else's phone at 7am, and she's wearing ridiculous clothing, so she clearly doesn't give a ****. I thought that people were thinking she was 'awesome' because she went far beyond caring what anyone else thought (I know we shouldn't care what people think, but she crossed the line of common decency into downright disrespectfulness).

But I may have been reading into this far too much and maybe it was sarcasm and completely missed the point of the post...
#11 to #10 - spawnconnery ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/07/2012) [-]
Da na na naaaaaa, oh I see.
#28 to #7 - darthtomale
Reply +14
(09/08/2012) [-]
so someone was making a business arrangement. I see no problem here. Except that she borrowed someones phone to do it when she could have used her own.   
   
and that shes a fat ****
so someone was making a business arrangement. I see no problem here. Except that she borrowed someones phone to do it when she could have used her own.

and that shes a fat ****
#27 to #7 - gooblexgobble
Reply +20
(09/08/2012) [-]
Utter wanker you say?
#52 - josieabby
Reply +59
(09/08/2012) [-]
when the dealer calls the number back to change the pick up time
#64 to #52 - duckspasm
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
omg is this from the amanda show
#65 to #64 - josieabby
Reply +7
(09/08/2012) [-]
Yes.   
Yes it is.
Yes.
Yes it is.
#68 to #65 - duckspasm
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
good memories....i miss that show
#56 to #52 - dancinlobstas
Reply +2
(09/08/2012) [-]
yayay!!
#80 - whitelight
Reply +56
(09/08/2012) [-]
Just when I thought i couldnt hate Nicki Minaj anymore, she goes and pulls this ****.
#100 to #80 - brothergrimm
Reply +6
(09/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#118 - thecharliesheen
Reply +40
(09/08/2012) [-]
Nicki Minaj rides the bus?
#126 to #118 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
she's not obese in any way. she's a stupid hoe but she does have a fine body. and one phat ass.
#210 to #126 - thecharliesheen
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
I could eat cereal out of the cellulite on her ass.
You can have it.
#139 to #126 - cupcakedevourer
Reply -2
(09/08/2012) [-]
The ass was fat.
#1 - zaxzwim
Reply +34
(09/07/2012) [-]
you have notifications... look at them.. DO ETT!!
#19 - asshams
Reply +28
(09/07/2012) [-]
My favourite thing about Obese women is one time (not related to this but it was on a bus) I was waiting for the bus to come. I found out it took a sharp turn and there was too much weight on one side that it flipped. about 4 over weight women were on the side of that bus
#71 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2012) [-]
when your in america, YOU SPELL IT FAVORITE
#212 to #71 - asshams
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
I guess I am from ************* Canada
#84 to #71 - whypickausername
Reply +1
(09/08/2012) [-]
anon spells a word wrong when correcting a spelling.....
#103 - ipoood
Reply +25
(09/08/2012) [-]
Y U NO CHECK YOUR NOTIFICATIONS!!]