Obese Woman. . My favorite part about the obese woman on the bus this morning in the dashing royal blue velour sweatsuit and glorious magenta wig wasn‘ t that s
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Obese Woman

My favorite part about the obese woman on
the bus this morning in the dashing royal
blue velour sweatsuit and glorious magenta
wig wasn‘ t that she was having a very loud
fifteen minute conversation on a ttell phone
that was clearly about picking up some
weed at mm on a Wednesday. No, it was
the horrified look of the stranger as she gave
him track his cell phone that she had
borrowed. And his more confused look as
she pulled out her own cell phone and
began to text. Some people are just that
awesome.
i is " people like this.
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Submitted: 09/07/2012
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#5 - taartislekker (09/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
This happened to me some time ago:   
   
> Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend   
> Old lady takes a seat right next to me   
> She takes out her phone and starts calling loudly   
> " Good afternoon is this the number for anonymous crime report? "   
> " I would like report myself for the armed robbery on the money transport yesterday"   
> " Yes, me and my homies robbed it and i wanted to report that"   
> " You want me to give you my name? I thought this was anonymous! "   
> " Well, 						****					 you then! "   
> She hangs up and walks away   
> mfw   
   
Turned out i was on the hidden camera tv show benidorm bastards
This happened to me some time ago:

> Sitting on a bench at spui square in Amsterdam waiting for my friend
> Old lady takes a seat right next to me
> She takes out her phone and starts calling loudly
> " Good afternoon is this the number for anonymous crime report? "
> " I would like report myself for the armed robbery on the money transport yesterday"
> " Yes, me and my homies robbed it and i wanted to report that"
> " You want me to give you my name? I thought this was anonymous! "
> " Well, **** you then! "
> She hangs up and walks away
> mfw

Turned out i was on the hidden camera tv show benidorm bastards
#42 - Bminogue (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**Bminogue rolled a random image posted in comment #531526 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
mfw people ask to use my phone
**Bminogue rolled a random image posted in comment #531526 at MLP Friendly Board **

mfw people ask to use my phone
#2 - tiredofannon (09/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The only reason I learned German was so that I could act like I don't understand English when people on the bus start talking to me.
#7 - northyrn (09/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Awesome?

She made a call to arrange a drug deal, using a phone that a kind person had allowed her to borrow. She was openly arranging said drug deal at 7am on a Wednesday in a public place. Not only is that a completely ****** thing to do as it shows a complete disrespect for everyone around her, doing it on a school-day morning on public transport, it's likely there were young kids there also.

She sounds like a complete and utter wanker.
#52 - josieabby (09/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
when the dealer calls the number back to change the pick up time
User avatar #80 - whitelight (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just when I thought i couldnt hate Nicki Minaj anymore, she goes and pulls this **** .
#118 - thecharliesheen (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Nicki Minaj rides the bus?
User avatar #1 - zaxzwim (09/07/2012) [-]
you have notifications... look at them.. DO ETT!!
User avatar #19 - asshams (09/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My favourite thing about Obese women is one time (not related to this but it was on a bus) I was waiting for the bus to come. I found out it took a sharp turn and there was too much weight on one side that it flipped. about 4 over weight women were on the side of that bus
#103 - ipoood (09/08/2012) [-]
Y U NO CHECK YOUR NOTIFICATIONS!!]
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User avatar #134 to #132 - zvon (09/08/2012) [-]
**zvon rolls 55** <-- this is how dubs look like
#40 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
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#69 - Yakosaki (09/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Somehow i read "Black woman"
#73 - kaytyn (09/08/2012) [-]
#99 - lordjask (09/08/2012) [-]
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Shut up and take my FJ points **

Just what I would want if she was a bit thin..
User avatar #13 - dalemc (09/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**dalemc rolls 98** <- just stolen the show
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