Irish philosophy. drinks all around.. IRISH PHILOSOPHY There are only two things to worry about either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there
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IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sink,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
more is nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about,
But if you my to hell,
you' ll be so damn busy shaking hands
with your friends.
You wont have time. to ,
so WHY WARRY
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User avatar #1 - yourmommydicknow (09/07/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Irish only worry about one thing...alcohol running out
User avatar #11 to #1 - ImThatFucker (09/07/2012) [-]
That's just a myth. We know that alcohol can't run out.
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#13 - judgeofthefunny **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#25 - iceheart (09/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#108 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [+] (46 replies)
My philosophy on life
#127 - theoriginalmexican (09/08/2012) [-]
Truly words to live by.
User avatar #168 - Jackimole (09/08/2012) [-]
So an Irish man is sitting at home during a huge blizzard, when he realizes that he's run out of booze!

So he heads out to the liquor store, and buys a large bottle of whiskey.

When he gets back, he starts walking up his steps, but BAM! He slipped on his icy steps.

He's laying on his back, and he feels a warm liquid spreading, and he says to himself:

"Dear God, let that be blood..."
#137 - flyingnigga (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#83 - mrskyler (09/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Stopped in traffic an hour ago in Dublin , looking a little tired and meh, taxi driver looks over and asks "Are you worrying?"   
I replied "ah no just tired"   
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that 						****					"   
   
I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
Stopped in traffic an hour ago in Dublin , looking a little tired and meh, taxi driver looks over and asks "Are you worrying?"
I replied "ah no just tired"
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that **** "

I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
User avatar #176 - poptartsniper (09/08/2012) [-]
An Irish Man is late for a meeting.
He is looking for a parking spot, but can't find one.
He prays, "Dear God, if you can give me a spot I'll give up me liquor and quit me cursin'."
Just at that moment a spot miraculously appears.
The Irish man says, "Never mind, God, I found one."
User avatar #7 - mosheen (09/07/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Irish stereotypes...............*shudder*.
I'm Irish btw!
User avatar #14 to #7 - cupotruth ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah i am too. it's still funny.
#67 - fuckingkeelin (09/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
i ******* love being irish! potato..
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#173 - sourkid (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
****					 yeah Irish!
**** yeah Irish!
#187 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...
If you Die
There is nothing to worry about
Because you are dead and your sentience is forever lost
#182 - chrizac (09/08/2012) [-]
My Grandad has this on his wall, I've been reading it since I was little.    
   
It is an ingenious piece of work.
My Grandad has this on his wall, I've been reading it since I was little.

It is an ingenious piece of work.
User avatar #55 - zerokelvin (09/07/2012) [-]
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we go to sleep.
When we go to sleep, we do not sin.
When we do not sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's get drunk and go to heaven.
-Irish Toast
#94 - rambearclaw (09/08/2012) [-]
Irish philosophy
Irish philosophy
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2012) [-]
This comment isn't very productive considering that I can only comment once an hour.
#16 - Loppytaffy (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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