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IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sink,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
more is nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about,
But if you my to hell,
you' ll be so damn busy shaking hands
with your friends.
You wont have time. to ,
so WHY WARRY
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#1 - yourmommydicknow
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Irish only worry about one thing...alcohol running out
#8 to #1 - bitchplzzz
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(09/07/2012) [-]
ahh shaddap, wanna fight?
#71 to #8 - perfectcomment
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I don't think people got your joke...
#135 to #71 - crispytg
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(09/08/2012) [-]
inb4 someone inevitably says, "because it's not funny."
#186 to #135 - doesnotcompute
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(09/08/2012) [-]
because it's not funny.
#196 to #186 - perfectcomment
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I got a chuckle...
#197 to #196 - doesnotcompute
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(09/08/2012) [-]
As you should have. ♥
#198 to #197 - perfectcomment
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#11 to #1 - ImThatFucker
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(09/07/2012) [-]
That's just a myth. We know that alcohol can't run out.
#180 to #11 - dubmaster
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(09/08/2012) [-]
They said the same thing about potatoes.
#183 to #180 - rayjaythefucker **User deleted account**
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#85 to #11 - mrskyler
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Diagio will keep the country running
#175 to #11 - hefty
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#13 - judgeofthefunny **User deleted account**
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#17 to #13 - derpstrider
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Thumbed back up  from Oblivion... you're welcome.
Thumbed back up from Oblivion... you're welcome.
#19 to #17 - judgeofthefunny **User deleted account**
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#57 to #17 - DremoraValkynaz
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Who's taking thumbs from my realm?!
#25 - iceheart
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#27 to #25 - iceheart
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#35 to #27 - lonelyboy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
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#108 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
My philosophy on life
#139 to #108 - sirkittens
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Awesome.
#109 to #108 - morphodite ONLINE
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Just made this my wallpaper :)
#110 to #109 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I've got others if you want them
#112 to #110 - morphodite ONLINE
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Sure! :)
#124 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Last one
#117 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#131 to #117 - lolmasterx
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I damn near spewed Dr Pepper on my computer monitor.
#119 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
This one is my wall paper
#118 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#140 to #118 - sirkittens
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(09/08/2012) [-]
You... are amazing. I request moar.
#143 to #140 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I'm not kidding I have a **** ton
#165 to #143 - sirkittens
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Thats okay. im bored and that just made me crack up. i love things that brighten up my day.
#167 to #165 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Just happy I could help make someone's day better
#142 to #140 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I hope you're ready to get bombarded with a **** ton of these ******* wallpapers
#144 to #142 - sirkittens
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(09/08/2012) [-]
I shall lurk them... all...
#164 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Last one.
#166 to #164 - sirkittens
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(09/08/2012) [-]
awwww last one? ;-;
#150 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#149 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#162 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#161 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#153 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#163 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#160 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#157 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#156 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#152 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#159 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#155 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#154 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#146 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#191 to #146 - davajz
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Here have this in case you dont have it
#192 to #191 - davajz
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(09/08/2012) [-]
And i really like this one
#158 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#148 to #144 - TAPPINDATASS
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#141 to #140 - TAPPINDATASS
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I might have some more give me a second
#123 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#122 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#120 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#116 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#114 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#113 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS
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#121 to #113 - morphodite ONLINE
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#128 to #108 - twilightrainbowpie
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(09/08/2012) [-]
**twilightrainbowpie rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Meanwhile, at Valve headquarters. ** This is my philosophy on life.
#89 - rollingthrough
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#127 - theoriginalmexican
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Truly words to live by.
#168 - Jackimole
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(09/08/2012) [-]
So an Irish man is sitting at home during a huge blizzard, when he realizes that he's run out of booze!

So he heads out to the liquor store, and buys a large bottle of whiskey.

When he gets back, he starts walking up his steps, but BAM! He slipped on his icy steps.

He's laying on his back, and he feels a warm liquid spreading, and he says to himself:

"Dear God, let that be blood..."
#137 - flyingnigga
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#178 to #137 - johnshepherd
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#83 - mrskyler
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Stopped in traffic an hour ago in Dublin , looking a little tired and meh, taxi driver looks over and asks "Are you worrying?"   
I replied "ah no just tired"   
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that ****"   
   
I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
Stopped in traffic an hour ago in Dublin , looking a little tired and meh, taxi driver looks over and asks "Are you worrying?"
I replied "ah no just tired"
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that ****"

I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
#98 to #83 - trevo
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(09/08/2012) [-]
ah to be sure to be sure
#106 to #98 - mrskyler
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(09/08/2012) [-]
he was a grand lad. Although he said he didnt like the colour of my car ...

sorry random man
#195 to #106 - trevo
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(09/08/2012) [-]
What color was the car?
#200 to #195 - mrskyler
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(09/10/2012) [-]
Metallic red
#176 - poptartsniper
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(09/08/2012) [-]
An Irish Man is late for a meeting.
He is looking for a parking spot, but can't find one.
He prays, "Dear God, if you can give me a spot I'll give up me liquor and quit me cursin'."
Just at that moment a spot miraculously appears.
The Irish man says, "Never mind, God, I found one."