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Irish philosophy. drinks all around.. IRISH PHILOSOPHY There are only two things to worry about either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there

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IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sink,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
more is nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about,
But if you my to hell,
you' ll be so damn busy shaking hands
with your friends.
You wont have time. to ,
so WHY WARRY
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#108 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [-]
My philosophy on life
User avatar #139 to #108 - sirkittens (09/08/2012) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #109 to #108 - morphodite (09/08/2012) [-]
Just made this my wallpaper :)
User avatar #110 to #109 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [-]
I've got others if you want them
User avatar #112 to #110 - morphodite (09/08/2012) [-]
Sure! :)
User avatar #131 to #117 - lolmasterx (09/08/2012) [-]
I damn near spewed Dr Pepper on my computer monitor.
#119 to #112 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [-]
This one is my wall paper
User avatar #140 to #118 - sirkittens (09/08/2012) [-]
You... are amazing. I request moar.
#143 to #140 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm not kidding I have a **** ton
User avatar #165 to #143 - sirkittens (09/08/2012) [-]
Thats okay. im bored and that just made me crack up. i love things that brighten up my day.
User avatar #167 to #165 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [-]
Just happy I could help make someone's day better
User avatar #142 to #140 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [-]
I hope you're ready to get bombarded with a **** ton of these ******* wallpapers
User avatar #144 to #142 - sirkittens (09/08/2012) [-]
I shall lurk them... all...
User avatar #166 to #164 - sirkittens (09/08/2012) [-]
awwww last one? ;-;
#191 to #146 - davajz (09/08/2012) [-]
Here have this in case you dont have it
#192 to #191 - davajz (09/08/2012) [-]
And i really like this one
User avatar #141 to #140 - TAPPINDATASS (09/08/2012) [-]
I might have some more give me a second
User avatar #121 to #113 - morphodite (09/08/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#128 to #108 - twilightrainbowpie (09/08/2012) [-]
**twilightrainbowpie rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Meanwhile, at Valve headquarters. ** This is my philosophy on life.
User avatar #1 - yourmommydicknow (09/07/2012) [-]
Irish only worry about one thing...alcohol running out
User avatar #8 to #1 - bitchplzzz (09/07/2012) [-]
ahh shaddap, wanna fight?
User avatar #71 to #8 - perfectcomment (09/07/2012) [-]
I don't think people got your joke...
#135 to #71 - crispytg (09/08/2012) [-]
inb4 someone inevitably says, "because it's not funny."
User avatar #186 to #135 - doesnotcompute (09/08/2012) [-]
because it's not funny.
User avatar #196 to #186 - perfectcomment (09/08/2012) [-]
I got a chuckle...
User avatar #197 to #196 - doesnotcompute (09/08/2012) [-]
As you should have. ♥
User avatar #11 to #1 - ImThatFucker (09/07/2012) [-]
That's just a myth. We know that alcohol can't run out.
#180 to #11 - dubmaster (09/08/2012) [-]
They said the same thing about potatoes.
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User avatar #85 to #11 - mrskyler (09/08/2012) [-]
Diagio will keep the country running
#127 - theoriginalmexican (09/08/2012) [-]
Truly words to live by.
User avatar #168 - Jackimole (09/08/2012) [-]
So an Irish man is sitting at home during a huge blizzard, when he realizes that he's run out of booze!

So he heads out to the liquor store, and buys a large bottle of whiskey.

When he gets back, he starts walking up his steps, but BAM! He slipped on his icy steps.

He's laying on his back, and he feels a warm liquid spreading, and he says to himself:

"Dear God, let that be blood..."
User avatar #176 - poptartsniper (09/08/2012) [-]
An Irish Man is late for a meeting.
He is looking for a parking spot, but can't find one.
He prays, "Dear God, if you can give me a spot I'll give up me liquor and quit me cursin'."
Just at that moment a spot miraculously appears.
The Irish man says, "Never mind, God, I found one."
#83 - mrskyler (09/08/2012) [-]
Stopped in traffic an hour ago in Dublin , looking a little tired and meh, taxi driver looks over and asks "Are you worrying?"   
I replied "ah no just tired"   
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that 			****		"   
   
I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
Stopped in traffic an hour ago in Dublin , looking a little tired and meh, taxi driver looks over and asks "Are you worrying?"
I replied "ah no just tired"
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that **** "

I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
User avatar #98 to #83 - trevo (09/08/2012) [-]
ah to be sure to be sure
User avatar #106 to #98 - mrskyler (09/08/2012) [-]
he was a grand lad. Although he said he didnt like the colour of my car ...

sorry random man
User avatar #195 to #106 - trevo (09/08/2012) [-]
What color was the car?
User avatar #200 to #195 - mrskyler (09/10/2012) [-]
Metallic red
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#17 to #13 - derpstrider (09/07/2012) [-]
Thumbed back up  from Oblivion... you're welcome.
Thumbed back up from Oblivion... you're welcome.
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User avatar #57 to #17 - DremoraValkynaz (09/07/2012) [-]
Who's taking thumbs from my realm?!
#67 - fuckingkeelin (09/07/2012) [-]
i ******* love being irish! potato..
User avatar #78 to #67 - mrskyler (09/08/2012) [-]
ah sure its grand
User avatar #79 to #78 - fuckingkeelin (09/08/2012) [-]
awk aye it is.
User avatar #81 to #79 - mrskyler (09/08/2012) [-]
I is Dublin
i never heard of Awk Aye

i feel silly
User avatar #84 to #81 - fuckingkeelin (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm from derry/donegal. Must be a more northern thing lol
User avatar #86 to #84 - mrskyler (09/08/2012) [-]
You would have thought a few phrases would have trickled down by now :P

#68 to #67 - DremoraValkynaz (09/07/2012) [-]
Captain potato at your service!
User avatar #70 to #68 - fuckingkeelin (09/07/2012) [-]
he's the hero that ireland deserves
#187 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
...
If you Die
There is nothing to worry about
Because you are dead and your sentience is forever lost
#190 to #187 - newsmyrna (09/08/2012) [-]
Hey guy's he's an Atheist, can't you tell... by the way got picture on google images not my spelling mistake
#182 - chrizac (09/08/2012) [-]
My Grandad has this on his wall, I've been reading it since I was little.    
   
It is an ingenious piece of work.
My Grandad has this on his wall, I've been reading it since I was little.

It is an ingenious piece of work.
User avatar #55 - zerokelvin (09/07/2012) [-]
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we go to sleep.
When we go to sleep, we do not sin.
When we do not sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's get drunk and go to heaven.
-Irish Toast
#94 - rambearclaw (09/08/2012) [-]
Irish philosophy
Irish philosophy
#26 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
This comment isn't very productive considering that I can only comment once an hour.
User avatar #31 to #16 - odonnell (09/07/2012) [-]
The first one is wrong, I haven't seen any one in Scotland with a Mercedes, well actually I have, but they were Asian.
The actual saying (From what I hear) should be: "Money cant buy happiness, it can only rent it." (Being, hiring a prostitute.)
The second is ******** as well, lots of Scottish people are still holding a grudge against English people for the wars that occurred centuries ago.
The fourth is also a lie, Knife-crime is a large substitute for guns being illegal, and its more fun to get up close and personal.
#35 to #27 - lonelyboy (09/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#173 - sourkid (09/08/2012) [-]
****		 yeah Irish!
**** yeah Irish!
#177 to #173 - xenochaos (09/08/2012) [-]
Why can't I stop looking at this?
Why can't I stop looking at this?
#179 to #177 - sourkid (09/08/2012) [-]
idk but i laughed for like 8 minutes at it
idk but i laughed for like 8 minutes at it
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