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None of you will use this...

Not mine, just something i found humorous

FOR GIRLFRIEND
GENERAL
Hum: CEC]
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Submitted: 09/06/2012
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User avatar #84 - TheElectricCat (09/07/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Age: 18
Weight: 120lbs
Height: 5'7
Ethnicity: Blonde
Breast size: Massive
Do you have any piercings: Yes, nipples
Do you have any tattoos: No
Relationship Experience: no boyfriends
# of men slept with: 0
actual # slept with: 0
# of woman slept with: 0
Children: no
Weird Scars: no
STD: no
Married in next five years: If I find a caring guy
Burst into tears: no
Male friends who want to sleep with me: no
Call my mum more than once a week: no
Opposed to anal sex: no way, i've heard it's amazing


Said no girl. Ever.
#68 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Fixed.

for me at least
#4 - tricher (09/07/2012) [-]
I hope it pay's well.
#3 - nicktheslayer (09/07/2012) [-]
I lost it at seeing the first name coming after her breast size.
#232 - sammehh (09/07/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Just because everyone else is doing it.
#5 - brainstormer (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ethnicity: Blonde
#290 - saxophan (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And suddenly, funnyjunk became a teen dating site.

Pic related, it's the result
#15 - malimal (09/07/2012) [+] (35 replies)
WEIGHT: 59 kg
HEIGHT: 173,5 cm
AGE: 18
BREAST SIZE: average/big
PIERCINGS: ears
TATTOOS: no
FIRST NAME: Malene
# OF MEN I SAY I'VE SLEPT WITH: 5
ACTUAL #: 5
# OF WOMEN I'VE SLEPT WITH: 0
no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, yes
#28 to #18 - thorpool (09/07/2012) [-]
Depending on where she lives, the age of consent could be as low as 16.
Shes 19 next week, so round that up to three years.
5 guys over three years seems fine.
You've just been lawyered.
#98 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [+] (13 replies)
... alright I'll bight.   
   
weight: 150 lb   
height:5'6"    
Age:18   
breast size: ...D-cup   
Ethnicity: I'm French   
Do you have piercings: no   
Do you have tattoo:  not yet, want one though   
# of men you've slept with: 0   
actual # of men you've slept with: still 0   
number of women you've slept with: 3 (same time, crazy night)   
children: no   
have weird scar: kind of?   
STD?: Nope   
Married in 5 years: most likely no.   
Tears at meaningless events: I cry when I'm  frustrated and that's about it.   
Male friends, trying to sleep with me: yes.   
I call mom more than once a week: she calls me.   
opposed to annal sex: sometimes.   
   
(picture unrelated)
... alright I'll bight.

weight: 150 lb
height:5'6"
Age:18
breast size: ...D-cup
Ethnicity: I'm French
Do you have piercings: no
Do you have tattoo: not yet, want one though
# of men you've slept with: 0
actual # of men you've slept with: still 0
number of women you've slept with: 3 (same time, crazy night)
children: no
have weird scar: kind of?
STD?: Nope
Married in 5 years: most likely no.
Tears at meaningless events: I cry when I'm frustrated and that's about it.
Male friends, trying to sleep with me: yes.
I call mom more than once a week: she calls me.
opposed to annal sex: sometimes.

(picture unrelated)
#114 to #98 - craneshop (09/07/2012) [-]
I swear, I use this picture everyday on Funnyjunk...
#263 - ColdBeets (09/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. This just in, the comment section is flooded with underage females either looking for attention, deceived into filling out a form to be then propositioned by creepy dudes, filling out the form due to extreme boredom, or laughing at the aforementioned for their naivety/attention whoring.

Also, I probably forgot a few reasons.
#80 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
To all you girls posting answers on FJ comments... Thanks for letting us know you're girls, you should now expect to get a few hundred messages about naked photos within the next 24 hours.
User avatar #129 - sporkus (09/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Weight: 150
Height: 5'2
Age: 17
Breast Size: Decent
Piercings: Yes, septum
Tattoos: I have 5 planned
Name: Genevieve
Relationships: Joe. None. We never talked. N.
Dillon. None. Turned out to be gay. N.
Phillip. None. Wasn't happy. N.
I say: 5
Actually: 5
Women: 0
Children: No.
Scars: Yes.
STD: No.
Get married: No.
Crying: Yes.
Friends who try to sleep with me: Not lately.
Call mom: I live with her.
Opposed to anal: No.
#135 to #129 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
whore
#73 - girlycard (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW girls are trying to show off that they're on fj
MFW girls are trying to show off that they're on fj
#200 - KungFuZerO (09/07/2012) [-]
mfw name comes after breast size
mfw name comes after breast size
#170 - joeyliquid (09/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Weight: 175LB   
Height: 6'2    
Age: 17    
Breast Size: N/A   
Piercings: No   
Tattoos: No   
Name: Manly Woman   
Relationships: Steve the rent boy. Wasn't great sex. No.   
Richard Dick. Wasn't fabulous enough. No.   
I say: 2   
Actually: 9999   
Women: 0    
Children: No.    
Scars: Yes. (To much bdsm, I think)   
STD: No.    
Get married: No.    
Crying: SNICKERS.    
Friends who try to sleep with me: Quite a few, I'm just to damn Fabuuuloouusss.   
Call mom: I live in her basement.. in chains..   
Opposed to anal: No.   
(Pic somewhat related...)
Weight: 175LB
Height: 6'2
Age: 17
Breast Size: N/A
Piercings: No
Tattoos: No
Name: Manly Woman
Relationships: Steve the rent boy. Wasn't great sex. No.
Richard Dick. Wasn't fabulous enough. No.
I say: 2
Actually: 9999
Women: 0
Children: No.
Scars: Yes. (To much bdsm, I think)
STD: No.
Get married: No.
Crying: SNICKERS.
Friends who try to sleep with me: Quite a few, I'm just to damn Fabuuuloouusss.
Call mom: I live in her basement.. in chains..
Opposed to anal: No.
(Pic somewhat related...)
User avatar #141 - ilikeafros (09/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
weight:115
height:5'1
age:16
breast size: average (a C is average, right?)
piercings: yes, basic ear piercing
tattoos: not yet
name: sophie
relationships: ... none
# of men: 1
actual number: 2
women: 0
children: nope
scars: couple small birthmarks
std: nope
married in 5 years: nooo wayyyy
crys over meaningless events: depends how much i like/care about you
friends who try to sleep with me: 1 or 2...
call mum: i live with her
opposed to anal: yep.
User avatar #147 to #141 - eonsmashface (09/07/2012) [-]
You have an astounding resume, Sophie. but while you do meet a majority of the qualifications it says here that you're opposed to anal? is that correct?
that's unacceptable in this establishment. I'm sorry but we'd like to use your resume as a means of standards for the hiring of other people.

I had to, for some reason. couldn't resist becoming an a-hole.
#284 - waffies (09/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Huh, the last time i saw this many girls posting at once, OP was an attractive shirtless male doing the "Turn to page ___ and sentence _____ is your sex life"

Wonder if you saw this coming OP.

I applaud everyone's honesty as well. Very few ladies trying to fill out ideal form. Though i wonder what the boyfriend application form would look like if there was a penis size option....
#122 - venomthc (09/07/2012) [-]
Compact version.
User avatar #2 - mcrofago (09/06/2012) [-]
i lost it at the big NO
#192 - TheLastEFG (09/07/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Didn't feel like writing it out
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