None of you will use this.... Not mine, just something i found humorous. FOR GIRLFRIEND GENERAL Hum: CEC] Masha many Ava: -we Ema! WA Clams Dun Cams Um EBB? we
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None of you will use this...

Not mine, just something i found humorous

FOR GIRLFRIEND
GENERAL
Hum: CEC]
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Submitted: 09/06/2012
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User avatar #364 - belosmashing (09/12/2012) [-]
Girls go milk this NOW!
#333 - fishthud (09/07/2012) [-]
BECAUSE FORMS ARE FUN.
User avatar #343 to #333 - baconception (09/07/2012) [-]
tattoos on the shoulders and thighs are the 2 place I find to be the sexiest place for tattoos to be on a woman
User avatar #325 - themisstophat (09/07/2012) [-]
Ahhh, lets play along.. reminds me of them old myspace quiz's.
Weight: 140.
Height: 5'7
Age: 20 ( I mentioned myspace, you got to have seen that coming)
Breast size: Depends what you class as big, I'd probably say pretty big.
Piercings: 11... 5 in one ear, two in the other, two in the lip (Spider bites), nose and belly button... Want a few more.
Name: Rachael..
Tattoos: Two, chest and rib area.. Planning on getting a few more also.
Relationships: One serious, I left cause he was a cheat, not obsessed.
Men you say you've slept with: 2
Actual men you've slept with: 2
Women you've slept with: 0
Children: nope.
Scars: None weird.
Std: Nope.
Married in 5 years: Nope.
Crys over meaningless events: Not really, I most likely will every now and again. We're all allowed a bad day.
Friends who try to sleep with me: Yeah.
Call mum: Not really.
opposed to anal: Wasn't a fan tbh.
User avatar #363 to #325 - fluffed (09/11/2012) [-]
you...me...glorious sex
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#331 to #324 - letrollface (09/07/2012) [-]
You checked two choices in boob size. Not sure if they're asymmetrical or you're just retarded.
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#335 to #332 - letrollface (09/07/2012) [-]
poor hackdac....
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#329 to #324 - Hackdak (09/07/2012) [-]
I was called here?
#345 to #329 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
Apparently you are a penis, sir.
#326 to #324 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
what's hackdac?
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#323 - draezeth (09/07/2012) [-]
I sure won't. I've got a girlfriend already, so no need.
#322 - imtwitch (09/07/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#319 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
Weight: 117
Height: 5'6
Age: 22
Breast size: Average
Piercings: Just ears
Tattoos: No
First name: ******
Relationship Experience: too lazy to type out
# of men you say you've slept with: 5
Actual #: like, 11?
Women I've slept with: lol don't worry.
Children: no
Scar/birthmark: no
STD: Not that I'm aware of.
Married in the next 5 years: maybe, depends
Burst into tears: Errrm, not really
Male friend etc etc: kinda but who cares
Call mom etc: no
Opposed to anal sex: yes
#317 - snoopyshouse (09/07/2012) [-]



GOD DAMN are there no girls from cali?

User avatar #308 - ilovesprite (09/07/2012) [-]
Weight: ?
Height: 5'5"
Age:16
Initials: CO
Ethnicity: Blonde (naturally)
Breast size: Massive
Piercings: yes, ears and stretched
Tattoos: none
Name: Chloe
Relationships: David, N/A, Cheated on me, no
Number of men: 0
Actual number: 0
Women: 0
Children:No
Scars: One on my knee
Married in 5 years: no
Crys over meaningless events: Never
Friends who try to sleep with me: Nope
Call mum: No
Opposed to anal: Not sure
User avatar #316 to #308 - dragonhorn (09/07/2012) [-]
You're 16. Get back in the chamber for 2 years until you're ripe.
#313 to #308 - AresX ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
"Weight: ?   
   
Obviously fat
"Weight: ?

Obviously fat
User avatar #320 to #313 - ilovesprite (09/07/2012) [-]
I don't know how much I weigh, haha :)
#310 to #308 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
"Ethnicity: Blonde"

I nearly cried.
User avatar #315 to #310 - ilovesprite (09/07/2012) [-]
HAHA omg, I copied this off someone and forgot to change it, I'm clearly not blonde, and I know that's not right.
#303 - kyfvini (09/07/2012) [-]
looks like noone is oposed to anal in the comments
#301 - iamphoenix (09/07/2012) [-]
"I have male friend who actively try to sleep with me"
There shouldn't even be a 'no' option to this.
User avatar #298 - mrjweezy (09/07/2012) [-]
they realy give a hint on the last question.
#290 - saxophan (09/07/2012) [-]
And suddenly, funnyjunk became a teen dating site.

Pic related, it's the result
User avatar #318 to #290 - rieskimo (09/07/2012) [-]
So much FUPA.
#284 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Huh, the last time i saw this many girls posting at once, OP was an attractive shirtless male doing the "Turn to page ___ and sentence _____ is your sex life"

Wonder if you saw this coming OP.

I applaud everyone's honesty as well. Very few ladies trying to fill out ideal form. Though i wonder what the boyfriend application form would look like if there was a penis size option....
User avatar #312 to #284 - theshadowed (09/07/2012) [-]
Its over 9000!
User avatar #288 to #284 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
I had no idea...
#297 to #288 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
well now you have a list of females to stalk in your spare time!
#299 to #297 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
yet most of them are in the UK...
#300 to #299 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, most of my female friends on the site appear to be Canadian....
#302 to #300 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
I have no friends...
I have no friends...
#321 to #302 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
UNNACCEPTABLE
#272 - schlickchick (09/07/2012) [-]
haha, here is mine :P
#334 to #272 - Hackdak (09/07/2012) [-]
The 1st one under relationship experience.

Sounds like you friendzoned him hard.
User avatar #336 to #334 - schlickchick (09/07/2012) [-]
No, he agreed with me. when ever we tried to like hold hands or something it was all awkward and weird. :P we were too much like buddies or something, lol
#339 to #336 - Hackdak (09/07/2012) [-]
Oh, okay my mistake.

Have a nice day
User avatar #340 to #339 - schlickchick (09/07/2012) [-]
I approve of your comment
#341 to #340 - Hackdak (09/07/2012) [-]
Approval, woo.
User avatar #295 to #272 - kyfvini (09/07/2012) [-]
I love eyes like yours O: I mean, two different colours...

I would totally aprove your application
User avatar #264 - xsap (09/07/2012) [-]
stil waiting for a girl with massive tits
#263 - ColdBeets (09/07/2012) [-]
Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. This just in, the comment section is flooded with underage females either looking for attention, deceived into filling out a form to be then propositioned by creepy dudes, filling out the form due to extreme boredom, or laughing at the aforementioned for their naivety/attention whoring.

Also, I probably forgot a few reasons.
#276 to #263 - joeyliquid (09/07/2012) [-]
Btw, 16 is legal in UK.
Btw, 16 is legal in UK.
User avatar #273 to #263 - joeyliquid (09/07/2012) [-]
You.. know.. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
#251 - xrobinxx (09/07/2012) [-]
Seems like fun...Why not?   
Weight: 140,slightly built though.   
height: 5'5   
age: 19   
breast size: average   
piercings: regular ear piercings   
Name:  Robyn   
tattoos: Yes   
where: right leg   
relationships: Don't need to know.   
scars: 2   
std: no   
married in 5 years: hmmm...No   
Crys over meaningless events: no.   
friends who try to sleep with me: yes   
call mom: try to avoid   
opposed to anal: no?   
I feel like I'm the oldest here...
Seems like fun...Why not?
Weight: 140,slightly built though.
height: 5'5
age: 19
breast size: average
piercings: regular ear piercings
Name: Robyn
tattoos: Yes
where: right leg
relationships: Don't need to know.
scars: 2
std: no
married in 5 years: hmmm...No
Crys over meaningless events: no.
friends who try to sleep with me: yes
call mom: try to avoid
opposed to anal: no?
I feel like I'm the oldest here...
User avatar #262 to #251 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
yeahh never mentioned who you've slept with
User avatar #277 to #262 - xrobinxx (09/07/2012) [-]
honestly? 1 guy. why?
User avatar #275 to #262 - napalmvictory (09/07/2012) [-]
Who cares about other people she's slept with?
User avatar #283 to #275 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
good point
#232 - sammehh (09/07/2012) [-]
Just because everyone else is doing it.
#258 to #232 - Hreidmar ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
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#250 to #232 - playersbewarned (09/07/2012) [-]
not opposed, hmm....
User avatar #249 to #232 - doctadeathbench (09/07/2012) [-]
I would hug you if I could but alas












I have no arms
User avatar #261 to #259 - doctadeathbench (09/07/2012) [-]
I dont have any stubbs either
User avatar #266 to #261 - sammehh (09/07/2012) [-]
How do you manage to type?
#286 to #266 - doctadeathbench (09/07/2012) [-]
I didnt ask for this
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User avatar #243 to #232 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
ay gurl
User avatar #265 to #246 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
somehow i'm still attracted to you haha you sound muy buenoo
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#229 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
Why do all the girls here fill out the applications? It is attention whoring, not to mention that they are either a) way young or b) pretty fat.
Jesus. Have some self-respect.
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